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Adventures of Bob
Adventures of Bob

Adventures of Bob The Barbarian ( written during Pak V Aus in Aus )
Adventures of Bob The Barbarian: Bob the Barbarians forces of good are on their march towards conquering their ultimate goal, the heady heights of Mount ICCRATINGS. On their way, they have thwarted attempts by SARFRAZOMAN

Adventures of Bob The Barbarian

Bob the Barbarians forces of good are on their march towards conquering their ultimate goal, the heady heights of Mount ICCRATINGS. On their way, they have thwarted attempts by SARFRAZOMAN and his evil bandits to annihlate our intrepid warriors and then tasted defeat by evil BUCHANIAN armies on the fields of TESTCRICKETIA But now they move steadily towards the next battle, the battlefields of VEEBEE where their first hurdle, Fort HOBBARTIMUM stands in the way. The Epic of HOBARTIMUM Through driving rain and a hail of arrows, Bob the Barbarian leads his forces towards Fort HOBARTIMUM. As warriors fall to the left and right, INZILASSIMAM wades his way through the swamps of HOBARTIMUM as his forces advance towards the gates. The defenders, THE BUCHANNIANS, launch attack after attack but our heroes will not be discouraged.

Seeing the resistance put up by the BUCHANNIANS , Bob the Barbarian consults and sends his two most loyal servants, BUTTOMAN ( known to hitherto as CHOSENONEIUS ) and AKMALTHEKIDIAN to lead the first wave. But fate strikes its first cruel blow, AKMALTHEKIDIAN is felled by a hail of arrows and spears from the ramparts of the Fort. CHOSENONEIUS fights to his last breath but falls, eventually. Other warriors take his place but to no avail. INZILASSIMAM, free from his nightmares of the EFFIGYBURNERS, picks up his sword and walks in the middle of the melee - he is fearless and strongwilled and with an earth shattering cry of DOBIRYANILANAZARA, he launches a withering assault on the beasts of BUCHHANIAN.

But alas he too must exit and YOYOYOYOMAN follows suit. The stage is now set for the Flash of lightning, the bolt of Thunder from the skys that is known in faraway lands as THEAFRIDIKHAN. THEAFRIDIKHAN swings his mighty sword and in one fell swoop decapitates and sends to CRICKETINGHECK, the Imposters MCHOUSEWIFEGRATH and his evil twin , BRETTACHILLEES ! The walls of Fort HOBARTIMUM are breached and the second part of the battle begins. Our brave warriors, the pride of a proud land fight hard , lead by a recharged INZILASSIMAM. Cruel fate lands another blow as slowly the BUCHANNIANS inch their way back and then another moment of legendary tragedy, the nefarious traitor EXTRARUNSIMUS rears his ugly head and stabs INZILASSIMAM in his back. Not even the noble steeds SHOAIBHAMSTRINGER and RAZZTHESPINACHEATER can counter the withering assault of BUCHANNIAN demons of NEWKIDONTHEBLOCK and LEHEHEHEHMAN! The siege of HOBARTIMUM has ended - as our weary but gallant knights retreat into the gloom carrying their dead and wounded, they take back the hope of victory on another day.......But for now its time to burn the funeral pyres and prepare for the next battle.....

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