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Exploits of THEAFRIDIKHAN
Exploits of THEAFRIDIKHAN
The Exploits of THEAFRIDIKHAN
The Exploits of THEAFRIDIKHAN: ts mid noon and as the forces of Good march slowly towards Fort HOBARTIMUM, each man is willing and eager to play his part in the upcoming battle, each man ready to stare death in its face. Outside the Fort, they are met by the armies of BUCHANNIAN. The Exploits of THEAFRIDIKHAN

Its mid noon and as the forces of Good march slowly towards Fort HOBARTIMUM, each man is willing and eager to play his part in the upcoming battle, each man ready to stare death in its face. Outside the Fort, they are met by the armies of BUCHANNIAN.
Both armies stand still and form battlelines, eagerly awaiting the orders to kill. The distant sound of vultures can be heard, circling the battlefield ( some still feasting on the previous days carnage ) , ready to pounce on fresh corpses ! Emperor BUCHANNIAN rides out slowly from his battlelines . His most feared warriors MCHOUSEWIFEGRATH and BRETTACHILLEES walk alongside his mount. Bob the Barbarian, puts down the glass of his warriors nectar, THELASSI, and summons his mount. He then asks for his best warrior to join him in the PAVILLIONTENT. THEAFRIDIKHAN, resplendent in his shiny PUSHTOARMOUR walks upto him and asks for his orders - "My liege" he whispers, "If with my last breath I can defend my proud nation, I will not hesitate - WAI WAI" and breaks into the famous Khattak Dance - the dance of warriors Time for battle draws near as Bob The Barbarian, accompanied by THEAFRIDIKHAN rides up to BUCHANNIAN. BUCHANNIAN laughs at the sight of THEAFRIDIKHAN and shouts "Oi Matius ! GoodDayius, Goodonya, Aussius Oi Oi, Aussius Oi Oi" and then glances at MCHOUSEWIFEGRATH to destroy THEAFRIDIKHAN. MCHOUSEWIFEGRATH pulls his SPIKYBALLTHINGY and lurches forward , then launches it with full force at THEAFRIDIKHAN ! THEAFRIDIKHAN, quick as a lightning jumps to the side ( making room for himself ) and uses his might sabre to stop the SPIKYBALLTHINGY in mid air and then hits it hard over the lines of BUCHANNIAN soldiers - The ancient chant of joy "ITSASIX ITSASIX" reverbrates through the battlefield. MCHOUSEWIFEGRATH is a broken man - he has been disgraced and in the time honoured tradition of old, returns to BUCHANNIAN lines with all armies singing "You are **** and dont you know it !" BRETTACHILLEES who has watched this with great disdain now runs towards AFRIDIKHAN - for he must avenge what MCHOUSEWIFEGRATH has lost for the BUCHANNIANS - with blood in his eyes and fire in his breath ( gingivitis ), he launches his SPIKYBALLTHINGY and stands back in admiration as it hurtles towards THEAFRIDIKHAN like a thunderbolt from the sky . THEAFRIDIKHAN simply smiles takes a bow towards Bob, turns around and swats the SPIKYBALLTHINGY towards the horizon - never to be seen again. BRETTACHILLEES too must return to his army with a traditional garland of disgrace, the CHAPPALONKAHAAR around his neck - as he approaches, his army sing "BRETTLEEKEE ****, Oi Oi" The BUCHANNIANs warriors and their reputations are tatters and ONE man walks tall, THEAFRIDIKHAN!
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