DOHA(Qatar): According to unconfirmed, yet totally untrustworthy media reports by the The Source News (TSN), Abdul Razzaq - the famed Pakistani all rounder – has already arrived in England and is now busily preparing to play for Pakistan in its next match.

TSNs expert on dairy products, Migbal Khan has now confirmed that Razzaq was discovered by TSN has he tried to sneak in at Heathrow airport this morning, many many hours ahead of a scheduled arrival as widely reported by masala new sources such as AP and Reuters.

While the TSN is tight-lipped about the whole issue, Migbal Khan was unable to hide his delight on this coup. He said “ I had been waiting at the Heathrow T3 arrivals since yesterday for arrival of Razzaq but to no avail. However, around 6:00am when I was looking to buy some more bars of Dairy Milk, I accidentally stumbled upon Razzaq. Apparently, and you will love this, on arrival he had cleverly disguised himself as a worker at Boots, named Razzaq Mian !!”

He added “ He naturally denied it but the similarities were uncanny – he was bald, 5ft 2 inches and about 200lbs – I was not to be fooled by his apparent modesty”

Migbal Khan then contacted his colleagues at TSN HQ in Cardiff where a nimble Oxy Pehalwan immediately responded.

TSN staff then bundled the overly uncooperative Razzaq (with just a teenyweeny little bit of force) into a Toyota corolla and took him to the Pakistani training camp.

As he was lead to the camp, Razzaq was immediately recognized by Yasir Arafat, injured by a bizarre incident when a size 90 Bata Chappal hit him on the backside. Yasir was later arrested by police as he tried to whack an already bewildered Razzaq with his crutches.

Even the usually unflappable Intikhab Alam, finishing his 3rd plate of gajar ka halwa could not help but marvel at Razzaqs new found fitness and commented that "yes, I think we will win the cup now".

Further medical tests by Pakistans Manager, later confirmed that the aforementioned had a 1:100000000 chance of being Razzaq, which according to Mr. Saeed is about as good as Pakistans chances of winning the T20 World Cup.