Gujranwalla – In a move which is sure to cause further confusion to the already confused state of affairs in Pakistani cricket, it has come to light that a PCB Committee For Special Things has imposed a life ban on none other than the infamous Babu – The Toilet Cleaner At Gaddafi Stadium!

Sydney: As throngs of bewildered and sorry looking Aussie fans made their way out of Sydney Cricket ground this evening - many literally in tears of madness and clumps of hair missing from their heads - one could only marvel at the misfortune that had befallen a once proud Aussie nation.

For the first and last time during the T20 cup - The Khush Khabree news bulletin, sponsored by TSN ( "Aik Jhoot aur saheeh"):

DOHA(Qatar): According to unconfirmed, yet totally untrustworthy media reports by the The Source News (TSN), Abdul Razzaq - the famed Pakistani all rounder – has already arrived in England and is now busily preparing to play for Pakistan in its next match.

From our transport correspondent London: Breaking all official policies on the issue of speaking with or nodding to high quality media sources, Saj the TSN’s main transport correspondent has learnt that Pakistan intend to win a game during their trip to England.

In keeping with the current trend of accountability in Pak affairs, the leader of the Pakistani Taliban and Adhoc chairman of Taliban Cricketing Council, Sardar Bewaqoof-e-Millat Baitallah Mehsud, has accepted total and utter responsibility for any possible future problems....

The Laurel and Hardy Slapstick moment of 2008 Award This has to go to Harbajhan Singh and Sreesanth for that unforgettable moment in the IPL which brought a new meaning to the word slapstick. Sadly though for Sreesanth it all ended in tears. The Mike Tyson wouldn’t like to meet in a dark Alley Award That goes to the 7 foot 2” West Indian spinner Suleman Benn.