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cricfan967
25th July 2010, 05:54
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Q: What did one milk say to other?
A: Whats up dhood!

Q: What do you call a lonely banana?
A: Aik-kayla (akayla)

Q: What did one pizza box say to the other?
A: Pizza Hut!

Q: What did the baby pea say to the adult pea?
A: Are you my Mattar? (mother)

Q: What does a potato say on the phone?
A: Aloo?
Momo
25th July 2010, 06:05
Q: What is the plural of Butt?
A: Buttocks.
Radiance Of Australis
25th July 2010, 23:11
How does a pea make sure nobody overhears him as he talks?
He mutters. :P
Free Hit
25th July 2010, 23:21
Q. What does Iqbal need to bowl a yorker
A. Ik Bal (Iqbal)
cricfan967
26th July 2010, 03:05
How does a pea make sure nobody overhears him as he talks?
He mutters. :P

:))) good one
truthseeker1
19th October 2010, 00:15
I don't get the pizza one.:inti
d0gers
19th October 2010, 15:12
I don't get the pizza one.:intiIt's actually:

Q: What did one pizza say to the other who was blocking his way?
A: Pizza Hut!
d0gers
19th October 2010, 15:13
Q: Who was the champion burper in the Pakistan cricket team?
A: Dakar Younis