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cricfan967
25th July 2010, 06:54
Feel free to add your own!

Q: What did one milk say to other?
A: Whats up dhood!

Q: What do you call a lonely banana?
A: Aik-kayla (akayla)

Q: What did one pizza box say to the other?
A: Pizza Hut!

Q: What did the baby pea say to the adult pea?
A: Are you my Mattar? (mother)

Q: What does a potato say on the phone?
A: Aloo?

Momo
25th July 2010, 07:05
Q: What is the plural of Butt?
A: Buttocks.

Radiance Of Australis
26th July 2010, 00:11
How does a pea make sure nobody overhears him as he talks?
He mutters. :P

Free Hit
26th July 2010, 00:21
Q. What does Iqbal need to bowl a yorker
A. Ik Bal (Iqbal)

cricfan967
26th July 2010, 04:05
How does a pea make sure nobody overhears him as he talks?
He mutters. :P

:))) good one

truthseeker1
19th October 2010, 01:15
I don't get the pizza one.:inti

d0gers
19th October 2010, 16:12
I don't get the pizza one.:intiIt's actually:

Q: What did one pizza say to the other who was blocking his way?
A: Pizza Hut!

d0gers
19th October 2010, 16:13
Q: Who was the champion burper in the Pakistan cricket team?
A: Dakar Younis