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Kamranaazam
8th October 2010, 11:21
~Gazing into the waters, I saw myself at the edge of a pond
I gazed at my reflection, it gazed at me, I felt an eternal bond;
I saw my own image, was a mirage, a creature water bound
It saw a mirage craning over it, a creature bound to the ground.

Kamranaazam
8th October 2010, 11:21
Weary with toil, I haste me to my bed,
The dear respose for limbs with travel tir’d;
But then begins a journey in my head
To work my mind, when body’s work’s expired:
For then my thoughts—from far where I abide—
Intend a zealous pilgrimage to thee,
And keep my drooping eyelids open wide,
Looking on darkness which the blind do see:
Save that my soul’s imaginary sight
Presents thy shadow to my sightless view,
Which, like a jewel hung in ghastly night,
Makes black night beauteous, and her old face new.
Lo! thus, by day my limbs, by night my mind,
For thee, and for myself, no quiet find.

Saqs
8th October 2010, 11:29
Not sure how this poetry is funny.

Kamranaazam
8th October 2010, 11:30
"oh kehndi ay sayyan me teri aan"

naa mein apne piyo di naa mein maa di aan

:)))

Kamranaazam
8th October 2010, 11:33
http://esearchbook.com/files/thumbnails/73.1196073429.3968_big.gif

Kamranaazam
8th October 2010, 11:35
Anwar Masood :)))

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Kamranaazam
8th October 2010, 11:43
another one :)))

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Kamranaazam
8th October 2010, 11:56
For those who are married........

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife;
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was ******.

I thought that I could love no other
that is, until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are
you ~
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

:)))

Khabri420
27th April 2011, 14:54
Dawat tumhari qabool hamein, bus itna khayal rakhna
Beer kisi bhi brand ki ho, chicken fried halal rakhna

:inti

ace4rmspace
27th April 2011, 15:48
^ Thats actually quite close to reality.

Khabri420
27th April 2011, 15:50
Definitely - very applicable especially in today's world.

Looney
17th May 2011, 02:37
some good ones :))

Us bewafa ko na aaya hamari wafa ka yaqeen
Hamne kaha hum mar jayen ge aur usne kaha AMEEN

Na raat ko chain na din ko chain
Younis fan younis fan :yk

amjadislam
22nd June 2011, 12:13
kuch khas nei se.

ace4rmspace
22nd June 2011, 18:25
^ Tussee aap vi himmat karo janaab.

Looney
25th June 2011, 03:40
tota na toti na totay ke par
ullu ke pathe shaayeri na kar

:afridi

ace4rmspace
25th June 2011, 07:44
Mein ill baichta hoon, mein kaan baichta hoon
Mein kukkar, batairey, mein gaan baichta hoin
Mein bailey ki saaree thaan baichta hoon
Meri apni cheez hai mein taan baichta hoon

Imaam Deen

ace4rmspace
25th June 2011, 07:46
Hari hari ghaas pe gadhey charr rahey hain
Shair o shairee aati nahi, bakwaas kar rahey hain

Very lame ...

violet_may
25th June 2011, 11:12
But I actually like that one ace :))

Looney
26th June 2011, 23:14
:)) funny

Looney
4th July 2011, 11:55
Agarche poora musalman tou nahi lekin
MaiN apne deen se rishta tou jor sakta hooN
Namaz roza hajj o zakaat kuch na sahi
Shab e Baraat patakha tou chor sakta hooN :moyo

- Dilawar Figar

Fawad_Bhai
29th July 2011, 20:25
Aap ke Chehrey pe Hassi thee, Aap ke dil mein Bebassi thee
Aap ne yeh mujhe pehlay kyoun naheen bataya ke aap ke ungli darwaazey mein Phassi thee :)) :)) :))

Fawad_Bhai
29th July 2011, 20:26
Sochta hun kyoun uss ney meri Mohabbat ko thukraya
Jab ke har baar mainay deya rikshay ka keraya :)))

Looney
30th July 2011, 01:10
:))) good ones

NO 1 AFRIDI FAN
3rd August 2011, 03:56
For those who are married........

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife;
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was ******.

I thought that I could love no other
that is, until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are
you ~
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.




Aap ke Chehrey pe Hassi thee, Aap ke dil mein Bebassi thee
Aap ne yeh mujhe pehlay kyoun naheen bataya ke aap ke ungli darwaazey mein Phassi thee


Sochta hun kyoun uss ney meri Mohabbat ko thukraya
Jab ke har baar mainay deya rikshay ka keraya

:))) :))) :)))

Fantastic.

:))) :))) :)))

Looney
3rd August 2011, 11:21
Kal parosan ko jo maiN ne ik haseena keh dia
Us ne bhi chirh kar mujhe foran kameena keh dia
Yeh suna tou us ke shohar ne mujhe aa kar kaha
Jurm tirra yeh hai ke pathar ko nageena keh dia

Looney
3rd August 2011, 11:26
Jis shakhs ko upar ki kamayee nahi hoti
Society uss ki kabhi bhi high nahi hoti

Tab tak tou bhari mehfil maiN lagta hai mouzziz
Jab tak ke ghazal us ne sunaayee nahi hoti

Police kara leti hai har cheez baramad
Us se bhi jis ne churaayee nahi hoti

Dhoka aur fareb is maiN haiN us ke ilawa
IS shehar maiN koi bhi buraayee nahi hoti

Karti hai us roz shopping ka taqaaza
Jis roz meri jaib maiN paayee nahi hoti

ace4rmspace
4th August 2011, 19:51
Jis shakhs ko upar ki kamayee nahi hoti
Society uss ki kabhi bhi high nahi hoti

Tab tak tou bhari mehfil maiN lagta hai mouzziz
Jab tak ke ghazal us ne sunaayee nahi hoti

Police kara leti hai har cheez baramad
Us se bhi jis ne churaayee nahi hoti

Dhoka aur fareb is maiN haiN us ke ilawa
IS shehar maiN koi bhi buraayee nahi hoti

Karti hai us roz shopping ka taqaaza
Jis roz meri jaib maiN paayee nahi hoti

Bohat khoob Looney Mian bohat hi khoob! Kya khayal paya hai hazoor .. wah!

Looney
5th August 2011, 02:41
Bohot shukria janab lekin yeh main ne nahi likha .

Phool
7th August 2011, 11:28
http://esearchbook.com/files/thumbnails/73.1196073429.3968_big.gif

:))):))):))):))) wah kia bat hai

Justcrazy
9th January 2012, 13:36
:)) :)) :))

Plzzzz more !!!