Predict the next new bombshell, totally out of the blue.

[Javelin]

Who would have predicted the revelations by NOTW of alleged spot-fixing by the Pakistan Captain and the two best bowlers, during a Lord's Test ?

Who would have predicted the running away, on the morning of the 5th ODI, by the man who hit the winning runs in the 4th ODI ?

So what do you think would be the next bombshell involving the Pakistan team ?

It has to be something totally out-of-the-blue (and that rules out any more match fixing allegations, since that would not be such a big surprise) .

I'll kick off the thread with a hypothetical one : Half the team are gay, especially the ones who everyone thinks are so macho (A bit like Rock Hudson, who was a heart throb for the women of the day)

[Maula Jutt]

Zoni's conference is about to start shortly. I imagine that would cough up some gems.

[Javelin]

Zoni's conference is about to start shortly. I imagine that would cough up some gems.As I said in my OP, Zoni's will be something to do with match-fixing and involving blackmail and threats, maybe by other team members and/or from within the PCB ------ nothing new ------------------ won't be 'totally-out-of-the-blue'

[amirfanforlife]

Next Bombshell:
Shahid Afridi has been the one after all these controversies :))

[Maula Jutt]

As I said in my OP, Zoni's will be something to do with match-fixing and involving blackmail and threats, maybe by other team members and/or from within the PCB ------ nothing new ------------------ won't be 'totally-out-of-the-blue'

The IQ level he has been demonstrating till this point, I wont be surprised if he does have something 'totally out of the blue'.

[Schickelgruber]

Misbah is off to the USA tomorrow

[Markhor]

:malik : Me.....me match-fix....bohat sorry....''Shed crocodile tears in Sania's arms for effect''.

[Down2Earth]

sarfraz made chairman of the PCB and he appoints saleem elahi as the batting coach :wasim

[zarak]

sarfraz made chairman of the PCB and he appoints saleem elahi as the batting coach :wasim

hahah thats a good one

[UmarAkmals-fan]

the desi the sopranos mafia is going to be exposed

:umarakmal

[Krishnan]

Imran farhat/ravindra jadeja play cricket.

[Liverpool_Faizan]

ijazz butt announces he is in fact, a woman

[Down2Earth]

yousuf approached by playboy to be the new cover girl, he agrees :moyo

[WNC]

Fawad Alam, Asad Shafiq and Azhar Ali caught on camera in a nightclub with some lady friends :akhtar

[WNC]

the desi the sopranos mafia is going to be exposed

:umarakmal

Damn that's some nice photoshopping....

[talha3]

imran farhat scores a century for pakistan.

[UmarMalik]

Zulqarnain Haider gets deported from UK for making false claims

[amit]

inzamam ul haq to come out of retirement to play 2011 wc


















as captain:inzi

[sanakazmi]

Zulq ran away cuz Uncle Misbah made a move on him. No wonder he said "Mai iss paisay pay laanat bhejta hoon."

[Krishnan]

imran farhat scores a century for pakistan.

y going that far and all,see my post

[UmarAkmals-fan]

umar gul divorces his wife for broad

[Down2Earth]

shoaib malik joins news of the world :yk

[junoonis]

Yousaf was behind all these controversies and after all he did not convert to Islam, It was all big lie to get captaincy!!

[JibranAnsari]

The story unfolds , Younis and yousuf both had an eye on the new guy umar akmal. None of the two was ready to give up umar akmal for the other. The gulf started widening and the day came when younis made yousuf to sit out of the team .After australia tour both were banned and umar akmal and aamir made a fine couple but aamer is out of team beacuse of the allegations. Umar is single at the moment and the new guy tanveer ahmed might be the new guy for umar akmal.

nasim rajpoot ,geo news ,lahore

[Xohaib]

Fight between yousaf and younis,yousaf needs stitches.

[anakwalajinn]

:inzi comes out of retirement

:inti get's a competitor

just kidding :D

[rajachoudhary50]

Imran Khan appointed PCB chief and coach.:inti Quits politics to take over dual role of selector/chief of PCB and will hold coaching camps for the team for WC2011 because he says he cant see sorry state of affairs. Wasim Akram is appointed new bowling coach.

[Cryin Out Loud]

Pakistani team sacked en masse.....replaced entirely by the women's XI...who then go on to win the freakin WC.

[Rizie]

Pakistan's team food is all gone :inti

[JellyBro]

misbah burns another kit, breaks ICC code of conduct

[KingKhanWC]

Stanford and Modi set up prison T20 league.

[Maula Jutt]

Stanford and Modi set up prison T20 league.

:))

[adiabbasi]

shoaib akhtar and intikab suffering with warts ................as shoaib said You don't have to be straight to be in the cricket team you just have to be able to shoot straight

[TigerJat]

Kamran Akmal is the son of Ejaz Butt with his wife from the village

[srh]

Kamran Akmal's wife is the real don of betting.

[KingKhanWC]

Afridi eats his bat.

[Maula Jutt]

Scotland Yard presses charges agaisnt Haider for conspiracy to defraud media.

[Gollum]

The ultimate bombshell squad for the World Cup.

Farhat
Akmal
Akmal
Akmal
Butt
Yousuf (C)
Afridi
Misbah
Malik
Iqbal
Naved
Riaz
Asif
Aamer
Kaneria
Amin

[kkmix]

after the poor test series misbah "I was forced to be a captain, I didn't choose to"

[KingKhanWC]

Misbah retires. "I don't have the strike rate to play test cricket".

[Hassan0987]

Ijaz Butt announce himself in final XI for the first test match, then fires Misbah and takes over the captaincy :D :ibutt

[Gollum]

It is entirely possible that Misbah could be replaced as captain by Younis or Yousuf midway through the 1st Test. I don't think there are any rules to prevent that from happening!

[Impala_KaifTamasha]

Tendu leads India to W.C Victory

:sachin

:)) :)) :))

[Impala_KaifTamasha]

Misbah says he doesnt want to be a dummy caaptaan

[Gollum]

Tendu leads India to W.C Victory

:sachin

:)) :)) :))

it's too much even for this thread :inzi

[akamaka]

:inti biryani goes missing.

Biggest bombshell ever.

Calls players retards, cant even order biryani.

Decides to fire security manger also.

Zardari and butt decide to switch spots.

:ibutt the new president.

[KingKhanWC]

The security manager known as the The Major resigns because he's been threatned by some random bloke while waiting for his ice cream.

[iZeeshan]

I hate to say it but the only thing missing from Pakistani controversies is a death =/

[Shayan_Sohail]

I hate to say it but the only thing missing from Pakistani controversies is a death =/

Nope has happened already Bob Woolmer may he rest in peace

[ads101]

Pakistan beat South Africa in a test series.

[rsk]

PCB announces that Abdur razzaq has been appointed captain for the test series -
Reporters point out that Misbah has already been appointed captain-
oops says PCB- then Razzaq will be the captain for the next series.
ALL IS WELL.

[JibranAnsari]

Pakistan premier league is the biggest cricket league in the world and the whole world is interested in pakistan cricket league. Bill gates owns the team sialkot stallions , brad pitt owns karachi zebras. Cricket lovers from all over the world visit pakistan to watch exciting cricket.ICC chairman is imran khan and every country wants to play cricket in pakistan. (HOw i wish that)

[WithLoveFromCanada]

intihkhab alam suicides.

[acewings]

Pakistan 13 a.o.

[1137moiz]

Pakistan 13 a.o.

that's not entirely unexpected :))

[NJamal]

WC 2011 squad announced


Akmal (C)
Akmal
Akmal
Akmal
Akmal
Akmal
Akmal (WK)
Akmal
Akmal
Akmal
Akmal
Akmal
Akmal
Akmal
Akmal

[praveen]

Pak scorecard : 85/0 after first session

[Masterji]

Ijaz Butt to make a comeback and captain the team.

[Rana]

MS Dhoni has affair with Yuvraj. Harbajhan is said to be jealous of this revelation!

[thelandofthebravepeople]

Pakistan lose the first test and PCB announces 4 new captains one for each innings.

[thelandofthebravepeople]

MS Dhoni has affair with Yuvraj. Harbajhan is said to be jealous of this revelation!

And this has what to to with the Pakistani team? Are Kabhi Thread to para karo.

[Javelin]

President Obama is an avid fan of PakPassion, logs under 5 different User Names, and his Advisors are only able to get him to look at documents if they keep posting on PP on his behalf whilst he's signing the government papers.

Now that would be out-of-the-blue!

[TheρaKaraBrocKer]

Misbah-ul-Haq kidnapped :P

[Schickelgruber]

and this has what to to with the pakistani team? Are kabhi thread to para karo.

:)) :))

[syd_pak]

no bombshell

[acer]

Misbah suicide and escape from series

[SudarshanChakra]

Tendu leads India to W.C Victory

:sachin

:)) :)) :))

:amir Aamir playing again for pakistan:yk:yk:yk

[Markhor]

Misbah:My MBA is fake.

Cue Indian drama music

''Doo dharr dharrr doo daa dharrrum darrr''

[Impala_KaifTamasha]

Harbahjan slaps Dinesh Karthick for being to Saaxy

http://www.hindu.com/mp/2006/08/05/images/2006080502640401.jpg

[Impala_KaifTamasha]

:amir Aamir playing again for pakistan:yk:yk:yk

Ishant Sharma bowls 100mph.

Turns out the BCCI paid the ICC to rig the Speed Guns

:nehra

[SudarshanChakra]

Ishant Sharma bowls 100mph.

Turns out the BCCI paid the ICC to rig the Speed Guns

:nehra

I can die for pak cricket :zoni

[jeetu]

Akhtar joins Bigg Boss then gets married to Veena Malik.

[Impala_KaifTamasha]

I can die for pak cricket :zoni

Sreesanth "Bhaji said he wont pimp me out anymore because of my wierd bowling action and then he slapped me. Now im going to become a regular H*ooker. Dhoni do you think i can attract Akhtar's muscles by doing this on the pitch"

8sPChZecDGo

[UmarAkmals-fan]

:amir Aamir playing again for pakistan:yk:yk:yk

inshallah going to happen soon :yk

[Krishnan]

Bombshell veena malik buys separate ipl team for pak players alone

[UmarAkmals-fan]

Akhtar joins Bigg Boss then gets married to Veena Malik.

rakhi sarwant and meera jelouse :sami

[Impala_KaifTamasha]

Akhtar joins Bigg Boss then gets married to Veena Malik.

Yuvraj and Raina become the first couple to have an official gay marriage in India.

With Kapil to be the Priest :kapil


(No wonder Rainas got Yuvrajs old contract.)

[UmarAkmals-fan]

Bombshell veena malik buys separate ipl team for pak players alone

and appoints :asif as the captain who takes all the players salarys and ran away to uk :zoni

[Impala_KaifTamasha]

Bombshell veena malik buys separate ipl team for pak players alone

Saqlain Mushtaq coaches India on how to bowl fast :akhtar

[SudarshanChakra]

inshallah going to happen soon :yk

Then Inshallah Sachin will get the world cup too.:yk:yk:yk

[Impala_KaifTamasha]

Then Inshallah Sachin will get the world cup too.:yk:yk:yk

Erm Sachin will never be a world cup winner

[1137moiz]

this is getting strange now (cough Sudarshan ImpalaKaif cough cough)

[mastermind_quad]

WC squad and All future selection will be on merit basis and according to current form of Players and there will be no role of chairman or any PCB internals other then Selection Committee in selection process.
- Ijaz Butt :ibutt

[mastermind_quad]

WC 2011 squad announced


Akmal (C)
Akmal
Akmal
Akmal
Akmal
Akmal
Akmal (WK)
Akmal
Akmal
Akmal
Akmal
Akmal
Akmal
Akmal
Akmal

that's good one...:)

[Impala_KaifTamasha]

IPL is not a fixed cricket

[Impala_KaifTamasha]

Ganguly "I was never scared of the short ball"

[SudarshanChakra]

Erm Sachin will never be a world cup winner

:amir:amir:amir

[Impala_KaifTamasha]

Tendu "I will play till i am 100 years old"

[mastermind_quad]

rakhi sarwant and meera jelouse :sami
and appoints :asif as the captain who takes all the players salarys and ran away to uk :zoni

haha....:D ..:))

[SudarshanChakra]

Ganguly "I was never scared of the short ball"

Are you playing India vs Pakistan in this thread???:inti:inti

[Impala_KaifTamasha]

:amir:amir:amir

amir aint my fav player.

Inzi is and he was a world cup winner and a pressure player.

[Impala_KaifTamasha]

Are you playing India vs Pakistan in this thread???:inti:inti

No,just the next bombshell :razzaq

[SudarshanChakra]

amir aint my fav player.

Inzi is and he was a world cup winner and a pressure player.

My favourite player is Roger Binni and he is a world cup winner too and he did performed under pressure in 1983 world cup

[Impala_KaifTamasha]

My favourite player is Roger Binni and he is a world cup winner too and he did performed under pressure in 1983 world cup

Ok.

[Impala_KaifTamasha]

Yuvraj and Raina go on wife swap with Anderson and Broad

[UmarAkmals-fan]

sachin tendulker and ricky ponting behind me getting kicked out of indian team because they feared i will break there records -sir ravinder jadeja

imran fahrat 5 runs away from breaking lars 400 record -cricinfo

this is my full and final retirement ..but i will talk to my elders :inzi - mohammed yousaf

iam innocent -asif

umar akmals green lipstick made out of uranium used in iranan atomic power plants -washinton post

zulkernain haider runs away to france from england after someone made a prank call claming to be bookies who want to kill him -:zoni

ramiz raja cuts his hair for the first time since his birth - geo

:irfan back to the plastic factory on daily wage of $ 1

[SudarshanChakra]

Yuvraj and Raina go on wife swap with Anderson and Broad

You are getting predicted now:inti

[Javelin]

Entire Australian team disappears, and re-appears in Islamabad, asking Pak Govt. for assylum and protection. And demanding that all Australian 'Home' matches be played in Pakistan.

[Impala_KaifTamasha]

You are getting predicted now:inti

Sorry?

Btw people starting to doubt Raina and Yuvraj

1XzXwwMdptM

[mastermind_quad]

rakhi sarwant and meera jelouse :sami

sachin tendulker and ricky ponting behind me getting kicked out of indian team because they feared i will break there records -sir ravinder jadeja

imran fahrat 5 runs away from breaking lars 400 record -cricinfo

this is my full and final retirement ..but i will talk to my elders :inzi - mohammed yousaf

iam innocent -asif

umar akmals green lipstick made out of uranium used in iranan atomic power plants -washinton post

zulkernain haider runs away to france from england after someone made a prank call claming to be bookies who want to kill him -:zoni

ramiz raja cuts his hair for the first time since his birth - geo

:irfan back to the plastic factory on daily wage of $ 1

haha......good humor dear...:)) ..especially Yousuf & Farhat one ....:)

[UmarAkmals-fan]

Entire Australian team disappears, and re-appears in Islamabad, asking Pak Govt. for assylum and protection. And demanding that all Australian 'Home' matches be played in Pakistan.

:)))

[UmarAkmals-fan]

haha......good humor dear...:)) ..especially Yousuf & Farhat one ....:)

thx BHAI JAN :D

[SudarshanChakra]

Sorry?

Btw people starting to doubt Raina and Yuvraj

1XzXwwMdptM

In India we have Gay laws. :gul:gul:gul
So,Yuvraj and Raina are safe.Dont worry about them.

[mastermind_quad]

thx BHAI JAN :D

r u normally this much humorous ..... I am sure log tumhare sath bade kush rehte honge ...:)

[mastermind_quad]

@UmarAkmals-fan chalo gudnite bhai .... and I wish ki aap hamesha aise hi rahe ...:)

[Poison]

Afridi found gnawing on dead cat in streets of Dubai at 1.40am. Fined 300 dirhams for breaking curfew, gets to keep cat.

[PakFan2010]

Pakistan banned from International Cricket, Afridi leading player revolt to join Banglistan

[Krishnan]

Entire Australian team disappears, and re-appears in Islamabad, asking Pak Govt. for assylum and protection. And demanding that all Australian 'Home' matches be played in Pakistan.

Ha ha