Mutazalzaluzzaman Tarar
20th November 2005, 18:37
what to say of M. Yousaf. glorious batsman isn't he? always performing. what's that I hear? I called for dropping him last match and that I called him a flat track bully? absolute rubbish. I will have you know sir, I know my cricket and that means that once players make it into the team, I back them one hundred percent and would like to see them given a long run.
which reminds me...
I think it is high time that Useless Khan aka Woolmer's Lussimaker (nicknamd Younis Khan) is dropped from the team. I can't remember the last time he scored any runs. why waste time on him when we can bring back a solid batsman like Yasir Hameed at number 3?
man good thing the Afridi plan came off eh. phew... what a knock - completely chanceless and all. Afridi (and Afridi alone) deserves full credit for the way he played. but boy had Afridi failed, I was gonna so give it to Woolmer, it ain't even funny.
also, did anyone see all the noballs England bowled? what an embarassment for the English team. Woolmer should be fired and put on a train to England right away... is there anything this man can do right?
and what about Waqar and Rameez's commentary. what a bunch of spineless pussies eh. can't even stand up for their country against the evil empire. we the noble and brave fans of course suffer from no inferiority complex wrt to the English people and the English language. which is why we don't care one bit if Rameez and Waqar aren't very articulate in a language which isn't their mother tongue. isn't that right? the fact that Rameez Raja is well educated, intelligent and well spoken in his own language is enough for us. yes sir, it is indeed.
submitted respectfully,
MT Wattamaar
which reminds me...
I think it is high time that Useless Khan aka Woolmer's Lussimaker (nicknamd Younis Khan) is dropped from the team. I can't remember the last time he scored any runs. why waste time on him when we can bring back a solid batsman like Yasir Hameed at number 3?
man good thing the Afridi plan came off eh. phew... what a knock - completely chanceless and all. Afridi (and Afridi alone) deserves full credit for the way he played. but boy had Afridi failed, I was gonna so give it to Woolmer, it ain't even funny.
also, did anyone see all the noballs England bowled? what an embarassment for the English team. Woolmer should be fired and put on a train to England right away... is there anything this man can do right?
and what about Waqar and Rameez's commentary. what a bunch of spineless pussies eh. can't even stand up for their country against the evil empire. we the noble and brave fans of course suffer from no inferiority complex wrt to the English people and the English language. which is why we don't care one bit if Rameez and Waqar aren't very articulate in a language which isn't their mother tongue. isn't that right? the fact that Rameez Raja is well educated, intelligent and well spoken in his own language is enough for us. yes sir, it is indeed.
submitted respectfully,
MT Wattamaar