MIG
23rd February 2005, 04:43
Dear PPers:
Based on feedback recieved from all of you ( like we listen ) and based on a survey of some "other" sites, we the management have revised the "posting rules" , as laid out in "The Book of Posting Rules", Section 24, Clauses A,b, 2.9 and XIV (Copy of these rules available for $100.00, pls send payment and self address envelope to Prof. Mig-a-Nathan Bachan, PP. Each book is individually signed by Saj and comes in three colours )
The changes are as follows:
1. Before submission of any new thread, the poster, hereby known as the Threadee, will write a formal application to the Mods at PP. This application will list among other things:
- Reason for posting : This should be a comprehensive list of events in chronological order that led to the thought process behind the thread.
- Any previous research done on this subject and conclusions
- Number of lines ( these must be MORE than 1 as One liners are not allowed and must not contain any smileys which insult our senses)
- The subject : This may only be one of :
[list:45b642e42f] - <Player Name> - why was/was not he selected with whom or what ?
- <Coach/Captain/PCB Chief> should/should not be replaced ?
- An analysis of ALL matches ever played so far with relevant statistics
- < MIG>: We love our Mod because ?
- Name of an Army officer in Pakistan who is related to the Threadee and an idea of possible repurcussions on the Mods family in Pakistan, should this thread not be accepted[/list:u:45b642e42f]
2. Once approved, the Threadee will proceed to the nearest Pak Embassy and submit Form 33345.908 in triplicate, attested by notary public and signed by nearest Paan walla ( UK residents can contact Janoo in Southhall ). Pls also deposit $300 at the NBP branch in the Embassy as processing fees.
3. The new thread will only be published on Sunday morning at 0800 sharp
4. Any Threadee whose thread does not recieve 300 replies in the first 10 minutes of creation of aforementioned thread will be banned for life and reported to the INTERPOL for possible abuse.
We hope that using above posting rules, we will be able to attract a large number of young and normal posters, thus making us a popular forum on the net.
Thanks
The Management
:-D
Based on feedback recieved from all of you ( like we listen ) and based on a survey of some "other" sites, we the management have revised the "posting rules" , as laid out in "The Book of Posting Rules", Section 24, Clauses A,b, 2.9 and XIV (Copy of these rules available for $100.00, pls send payment and self address envelope to Prof. Mig-a-Nathan Bachan, PP. Each book is individually signed by Saj and comes in three colours )
The changes are as follows:
1. Before submission of any new thread, the poster, hereby known as the Threadee, will write a formal application to the Mods at PP. This application will list among other things:
- Reason for posting : This should be a comprehensive list of events in chronological order that led to the thought process behind the thread.
- Any previous research done on this subject and conclusions
- Number of lines ( these must be MORE than 1 as One liners are not allowed and must not contain any smileys which insult our senses)
- The subject : This may only be one of :
[list:45b642e42f] - <Player Name> - why was/was not he selected with whom or what ?
- <Coach/Captain/PCB Chief> should/should not be replaced ?
- An analysis of ALL matches ever played so far with relevant statistics
- < MIG>: We love our Mod because ?
- Name of an Army officer in Pakistan who is related to the Threadee and an idea of possible repurcussions on the Mods family in Pakistan, should this thread not be accepted[/list:u:45b642e42f]
2. Once approved, the Threadee will proceed to the nearest Pak Embassy and submit Form 33345.908 in triplicate, attested by notary public and signed by nearest Paan walla ( UK residents can contact Janoo in Southhall ). Pls also deposit $300 at the NBP branch in the Embassy as processing fees.
3. The new thread will only be published on Sunday morning at 0800 sharp
4. Any Threadee whose thread does not recieve 300 replies in the first 10 minutes of creation of aforementioned thread will be banned for life and reported to the INTERPOL for possible abuse.
We hope that using above posting rules, we will be able to attract a large number of young and normal posters, thus making us a popular forum on the net.
Thanks
The Management
:-D