Harmison kee yadein – TSN kee zubani…..

[MIG]

Jee han, nazireen o hazrat, apka chaheeta mezban, Migbal Khan hazir hai apkay samnay aik aur dafa….

Aajke program may hum apko aik aisee shaksiyat say milana chahtay hain jinn ka lamba qad or chota dimagh, tamam England and Wales kay liyay baa-i-se Fakhar hai .

To ayeeyay, baghair kissee taakhir kay, hum chotay say noorani siffat, Harmison say kuch piyari piyari baatain karlain ?

TSN:To Harami beta, sorry Harmi beta , pehlay aap hamay batain kay aap kee umer kiya hai ?
Harmi: (rotay huay ) Hum ko humara Ammi, Abboo bohat yaad aata haay, doodh bhee peena hai - Sala…..

TSN: Naheen koyee baat naheen, Harmi, bohat jald aap wapis apnay piyaray Ammi Abboo kay pass jaingay – to phir batain, appki umer kiya hai ?
Harmi: Humara body ka umar bees, pachees hai par humara dimagh ka umer aur bhee bara hai …

TSN: Waqaee ? Acha to aapki dimaghi umer kitnee hai ?
Harmi: 5

TSN: Hain ? Panch to bees ya pachees say kum hai ya naheen ?
Harmi: (head butts Migbal Khan) Tum Pagal hai ? 5 is bigger than 20 or 25 ….tum school naheen gaya kabhee ? idiot kaheen ka, URDU medium battameez sala!

TSN: Aye hai ( apna sar pakar kay), Acha Harmi, yah batain kay Uncle Fletcher apko kaisay lagtay hain ?
Harmi: Bilkul Abboo ka jaisa hai – maynay bathroom janna hai…

Aheeemmm Nazreen Hazrat, thora sa waqfa – Harmi abhee wapis attay hain….

( Bees minute baadh)

TSN: Acha, Harmi beta – apko Mohammad Yousaf aur Akmal kee batting kaisee lagee ?
Harmi: Humaray ko apna Ammi bohat yaad aya..

TSN: Woh Kiyon ?
Harmi: Jubb bhee humara school may larkey log humary pitaee kartay thay to hum Ammi Ammi bohat cheekta tha....Aaj ko MoYo or Akmal ka batting aur shot dekh kay Ammi bohat yaad aya - Aur pata hai kiya ? Freddie nay bola tha kay dont worry lad, hum tumhara catch aglee dafa layga - but aglee dafa aya hee naheen...Bohat abboo bhee yaad arrahay hain..Ab Whiskey millay ga ?

TSN: Challiay, khel chorain, yah batain, Pakistan kaisa laga ?
Harmi: Bohat humara Mulk yaad aya - Billlllkul Bradford jaisa hai...Wohee brown brown log - yah log kiya har jaga hota hai ? Humara Ammi bohat yaad atta hai....Ab Guiness millay ga ?

TSN:Acha, Harmi beta , yah bata-ain, hawai chappal ka naam sunna hai? or Bhala, Phainti kiya hotee hai ?
Harmi: Kiya yah khanay kee cheezen hain ? Kiya yah muft mau milta hai Pakistan may ? Humaray ko kuch naheen pata, Freddie Bhai knows everything....

A huge hawai chappal is seen descending on Harmi, followed by sounds of "hai Ammi, Abboo, Botthoo, Willissoo, Arlottooo - array Ramizooo bachao....MoYo phir mar raha hai..... Sala"

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[Shayan_Sohail]

Wah Wah, Wah Wah :14:

MIG Chacha kya baat hai aap ki, mazaa agayaa

:))) :)))

bas ab aap Merc bhai say bach na, unhain players ki insult naheen pasand bahut phaintee lagay gee warna.

[Bilal_Kureshi]

extremely funny article :))) :))) :)))

[Gasherbrum]

hahaah oh mein khyaaa (i say) bloody harmi ki maa ... ko dhoond kay laao bloody hahaha

[Naz]

:))) :))) :))) :))) :))) :)))

LOL, MIG thanks for doing this extremely funny new edition of articles, i hope we see them for the whole time england is here. KEEP IT UP!!!!

[immubhai]

thanks man, Good effort

[Raz]

:))) :))) :))) :))) :))) :))) :))) :)))


"A huge hawai chappal is seen descending on Harmi, followed by sounds of "hai Ammi, Abboo, Botthoo, Willissoo, Arlottooo - array Ramizooo bachao....MoYo phir mar raha hai..... Sala"


Couldnt have finished it any better.

Miggy for the next one maybe Dadajaan Shaun Udal?

[Saqib]

hahahaahha

you are so good in this MIG Wah !

next: Auntie Vaughan

[zushy_786]

hahahaahha

you are so good in this MIG Wah !

next: Auntie Vaughan

I think Antie Collingwood and Fletcher would make for better satire.....Great stuff as usual miggy :19:

[zaf1986]

MIggy is on a roll....

[Tupac]

wonderful!

[MIG]

Adab Arz hai ... bhala banda is qabil kahan...

[MIG]

Sounds even better after the 600+ phainti, doesnt it ?

[zaf1986]

Adab Arz hai ... bhala banda is qabil kahan...
Arey dada, aap hee sey to hum sab isqabil huwe! :D

[Noddy]

the boys have nicknamed him 'Harramison' !!!!!!

[zaf1986]

the boys have nicknamed him 'Harramison' !!!!!!
Wonder why :))

[Raz]

Is Pieterson's name cuckree?

[MIG]

I dont know what the URDU translation for that would be ? hmmmmm let me guess harammi ( illegal) ....

[z10]

murgi?

[Shayan_Sohail]

the boys have nicknamed him 'Harramison' !!!!!!

And yet i get phaintee from Merc for calling him that :9:

[MIG]

Ok SS - point taken Bhai - just allow us one last laugh and we wont talk about it again.

[z10]

was merc serious?

i doubt he would left in the word 'harramison' if he was actually serious SS ;)

[Shayan_Sohail]

Ok SS - point taken Bhai - just allow us one last laugh and we wont talk about it again.

Just Kidding MIG chacha

You can have as much as laughs as you want, Pak is winning it is Party time. :27:

[Shayan_Sohail]

was merc serious?

i doubt he would left in the word 'harramison' if he was actually serious SS ;)

z10 bro i am not serious either, just having fun at the moment.

[z10]

z10 bro i am not serious either, just having fun at the moment.

good :D

where is Miggy when you need him...i feel a bhangra coming on...

[zaf1986]

good :D

where is Miggy when you need him...i feel a bhangra coming on...

He's another thread having fun there...

[z10]

He's another thread having fun there...


directions?

[zaf1986]

directions?
http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/showthread.php?t=12900

[zulfiqar]

:))) zabardasttt :19: