Ramiz nay farmiya.....Ramiz, Mehfil-e-TSN may hazir hotay hain...

[MIG]

Nazreen o Hazrat, waqt hua hai kay TSN studios may hum Ramiz Raja say dil kee chand batain karain.

Jaisa kay aap sub jantay hain, Ramiz, aik namwar aur puranay cricketer rah chukay hain.

Ajkal, Ramiz, Sky Sports kay resident comedian hain - iss kay illawa yah mush hoor commentators, Botham or P A LOT kay liyay chai bhee banatay hai.


TSN: Ramiz, aap ka burra shukriya kay aapnay iss busy schedule may humaray liya thora waqt nikala...
RR: Shat up...jaldi karo, uddhar Botham kee do pahair kee chai ka waqt ho raha hai , phir P A Lot bolay kay paoon dabao - aur tum yahan bakwas kar rahay ho...

TSN: Jee, muazirat mangtay hain - chaliyay, yah batayay kay aapko cricket career kay baad, commentary ka showq kaisay hua ?
RR: Mery English was so axcellent dat, Sky Sports wallay meray pass ayay thay aur mujhay PACHAS Dollar paish kiyay. Kuch Cricket kee knowledge kay barray mey bhee bolay thay but yaad naheen.

TSN: Bohat Khoob - do pehli dafa commentary may kush nervous thay aap ?
RR: Bilkul naheen - mery Anglish was so god kay mery awaz suntay hee producer kee ankhon may khushee kay ansoon agay aur woh bohat hansaa...waisay mujhay yaad naheen kay mainay itna punny baat kiya kiya tha ?

TSN: Wah Ramiz - Apnay to Pakistan ka naam itna buland kardiya hai - Chalain yeh bataain kay apko Pakistani players say interview karna kaisa lagta hai ?
RR: Yaar Bore na karo - Yah Inzi shinzi say baat karnay ko dil naheen chahta - Woh Sala, angrezi aisay incorrectly naheen bolta jaisay meh bolta hoon - Aik Dafa Inzi mujh ko bola kay Ramiz bhai, URDU may baat karo - hum usko bola - Touch ME NAAT! Hum siraf Angrezi bolta hai aur only Kings English - woh bhee Azeem English loghon kay saath - jaisa Bothaam Bhai and P A Lot.

TSN: Bohat Khoob - Apko Commentary team may kon acha lagta hai ?
RR: Humaray ko Uncle Bothaam bohot hee achay lagtay hain - bataoon kiyon ? Islyay kay jub bhee main unkay liyay chai banata hoon to woh hamesha kehtay hain Well Done Boy...bara piyara sa mahol hota hai - bus, woh bohat hee achay hain....

TSN: Kiya Kehnay - Acha Ramiz, humaray pass aaj apkay liyay aik khaas tuhfa hai, apkay pasand karnay wallon kee taraf say..
RR: Muft kee cheez hamesha achee hoti hai - jaldi do warna may bal naheen katwaoonga...

TSN: Jee - Aap nay Azeem-o-shaan phainti ka naam sunna hai ?
RR: Kiya yah SkySports kee nayee manager hai ? Yah, maybe, yah koyee nayee chai hai jo kay Bothaam Bhai ko bohat pasand hogeeee.....

Azeem-o-Shaan Phainti zore say Ramiz ko partee hai....followed by shouts of "Hai Allah, Bothaam Bhai, P A Lot Bhai....Sky Sports....array joyee to hai mery madad karnay ko - bus abhi chai banata hooooonnnnnn"

[spongebob]

brilliant :))) :))) :)))

[Oxy]

...is it true that Pakpassion have recruited Rameez for our 'commentary thread' for the ODI series v England?

[Gasherbrum]

vunderfully vell!!
touch me naaat hahaha!!

you have captured the hospitable nature of our prince quite well in this piece.

[MIG]

bump....

[karachiite]

great stuff mig. I was hoping for the return of bob the barbarian for this series but this is keeping me well entertained.

[Raz]

:))) :))) :))) :))) :)))

His love for Botham and P A Lot is so clearly epitomised in this brilliant TSN interview

[Shayan_Sohail]

MIG CHACHA, Another Brilliant piece :))) :))) :)))

'P A Lot' :))) :)))

GENIUS

[Team Slayer]

brilliant. abs brilliant!

touch me naaat is the best!