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29th January 2005, 13:11
Discovery of "makeshift attack" calms Pakistani emotions[TheSourceNews]
Author: MenInGreen
Date: 28-01-05 09:31
As expected, defeat at the hands of yet another arch enemy, WI, has things hotting up back home....
Regards
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Discovery of "makeshift attack" calms Pakistani emotions[TheSourceNews]
By our truthful correspondent.
Lahore: As live images of another Pakistan defeat drifted onto the screens of millions of adoring fans in Pakistan, the reaction to this defeat has been somewhat low key. The SourceNews has learnt that in the past 10 minutes, no new effigies have been burnt or chopped or battered beyond recognition - a new record in itself.
According to Sources, this strange outcome is down to the efforts of an unassuming grains salesman ( channay walla ) , Ahmed Ali who practices near the affluent Lahore nieghbourhood of Bhatti Gate. [ This is conveniently located next to the home office of your humble correspondent ]
The SourceNews has learnt that Ahmed was the first one to stumble onto /learn that the Pakistani bowling attack was only "makeshift" and bore no resemblance to the real bowling attack - thus providing a much needed answer to the reasons for Pakistans dismal showing last night.
This Source has learned from other dependable sources that Ahmed Ali, first came accross this startling discovery while reading Yahoo News at a local Internet Cafe. According to Ahmed "Jub Mainoo pata laga see tay may fooorun apnay chacha Shakoor Ali noo SMS kitta - baqi app dekh low "
Within minutes of Ahmed Alis SMS to his paternal Uncle Chacha Shakoor Ali, most of Lahore was alive with this good news, sending fans into rapturous and spontaneous applause, even though Lara was busy dismantling the Pakistani bowlers in Adelaide and Pakistani fielders were making a hash of the fielding , in general.
Eventually, it is learnt , Wasim Bari, chief selector who was having channa at Ahmeds stall was also informed of this fact - responded with his characteristic flair "We are sending Taufeeq to Australia" - but when pointed out that Taufeeq was IN Australia and not a front line bowler, he burst into tears and had to be carried off by well wishers [ Turn to obituary section for 2nd half of story].
The PCB Chairman was not available for comment either - however, his spokesman did issue a statement saying that PCB would investigate this matter thoroughly and have many "hard talks" with anyone concerned. It was then announced that Manager Haroon Rashid, already sacked for the India series had been sacked again.
As has been the pattern so far, when contacted Pakistans NON Pakistani/FORIEGN Coach refused to answer our allegations, laughing aimlessly and continued to sip lassi, in a very angrez manner.[no lassi was offered to your humble correspondent either]
[TheSourceNews]
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The Barney
Re: Discovery of "makeshift attack" calms Pakistani emotions [TheSourceNews]
Author: Schiller
Date: 28-01-05 09:34
boy this is good!!!
Re: Discovery of "makeshift attack" calms Pakistani emotions [TheSourceNews]
Author: Feather
Date: 28-01-05 09:36
you sure are creative
Re: Discovery of "makeshift attack" calms Pakistani emotions [TheSourceNews]
Author: Razzler
Date: 28-01-05 09:38
Boy this was magnificent.
Re: Discovery of "makeshift attack" calms Pakistani emotions [TheSourceNews]
Author: Asim2Good
Date: 28-01-05 09:48
only if can add some comments from "Khan Baba" of "Chappal Kabab"
Re: Discovery of "makeshift attack" calms Pakistani emotions [TheSourceNews]
Author: PAKISTANI PRIDE !!!
Date: 28-01-05 10:50
JUST @ GOOd !
Thanx for cheering us up !
Re: Discovery of "makeshift attack" calms Pakistani emotions[TheSourceNews]
Author: MenInGreen
Date: 28-01-05 14:41
Thanks for your comments guys!
As the nighthawks wakeup to the realization of another defeat - time to lighten up the mood a bit ?
Regards
============================
The Barney
Re: Discovery of "makeshift attack" calms Pakistani emotions[TheSourceNews]
Author: Hash
Date: 28-01-05 17:16
brilliant
Re: Discovery of "makeshift attack" calms Pakistani emotions[TheSourceNews]
Author: Geordie Ahmed
Date: 28-01-05 17:19
superb stuff
Re: Discovery of "makeshift attack" calms Pakistani emotions[TheSourceNews]
Author: Raz
Date: 28-01-05 17:22
Yet another one of ure brilliant posts MIG!
Re: Discovery of "makeshift attack" calms Pakistani emotions[TheSourceNews]
Author: Team Slayer
Date: 28-01-05 19:14
"It was then announced that Manager Haroon Rashid, already sacked for the India series had been sacked again."
brilliant! specially that above part!!
Re: Discovery of "makeshift attack" calms Pakistani emotions[TheSourceNews]
Author: MenInGreen
Date: 28-01-05 19:30
Thanks TS, Raz, GA, Hash - PCB are always wanting to show that they are in control, why not fire HR twice !
Regards
Author: MenInGreen
Date: 28-01-05 09:31
As expected, defeat at the hands of yet another arch enemy, WI, has things hotting up back home....
Regards
=================
Discovery of "makeshift attack" calms Pakistani emotions[TheSourceNews]
By our truthful correspondent.
Lahore: As live images of another Pakistan defeat drifted onto the screens of millions of adoring fans in Pakistan, the reaction to this defeat has been somewhat low key. The SourceNews has learnt that in the past 10 minutes, no new effigies have been burnt or chopped or battered beyond recognition - a new record in itself.
According to Sources, this strange outcome is down to the efforts of an unassuming grains salesman ( channay walla ) , Ahmed Ali who practices near the affluent Lahore nieghbourhood of Bhatti Gate. [ This is conveniently located next to the home office of your humble correspondent ]
The SourceNews has learnt that Ahmed was the first one to stumble onto /learn that the Pakistani bowling attack was only "makeshift" and bore no resemblance to the real bowling attack - thus providing a much needed answer to the reasons for Pakistans dismal showing last night.
This Source has learned from other dependable sources that Ahmed Ali, first came accross this startling discovery while reading Yahoo News at a local Internet Cafe. According to Ahmed "Jub Mainoo pata laga see tay may fooorun apnay chacha Shakoor Ali noo SMS kitta - baqi app dekh low "
Within minutes of Ahmed Alis SMS to his paternal Uncle Chacha Shakoor Ali, most of Lahore was alive with this good news, sending fans into rapturous and spontaneous applause, even though Lara was busy dismantling the Pakistani bowlers in Adelaide and Pakistani fielders were making a hash of the fielding , in general.
Eventually, it is learnt , Wasim Bari, chief selector who was having channa at Ahmeds stall was also informed of this fact - responded with his characteristic flair "We are sending Taufeeq to Australia" - but when pointed out that Taufeeq was IN Australia and not a front line bowler, he burst into tears and had to be carried off by well wishers [ Turn to obituary section for 2nd half of story].
The PCB Chairman was not available for comment either - however, his spokesman did issue a statement saying that PCB would investigate this matter thoroughly and have many "hard talks" with anyone concerned. It was then announced that Manager Haroon Rashid, already sacked for the India series had been sacked again.
As has been the pattern so far, when contacted Pakistans NON Pakistani/FORIEGN Coach refused to answer our allegations, laughing aimlessly and continued to sip lassi, in a very angrez manner.[no lassi was offered to your humble correspondent either]
[TheSourceNews]
============================
The Barney
Re: Discovery of "makeshift attack" calms Pakistani emotions [TheSourceNews]
Author: Schiller
Date: 28-01-05 09:34
boy this is good!!!
Re: Discovery of "makeshift attack" calms Pakistani emotions [TheSourceNews]
Author: Feather
Date: 28-01-05 09:36
you sure are creative
Re: Discovery of "makeshift attack" calms Pakistani emotions [TheSourceNews]
Author: Razzler
Date: 28-01-05 09:38
Boy this was magnificent.
Re: Discovery of "makeshift attack" calms Pakistani emotions [TheSourceNews]
Author: Asim2Good
Date: 28-01-05 09:48
only if can add some comments from "Khan Baba" of "Chappal Kabab"
Re: Discovery of "makeshift attack" calms Pakistani emotions [TheSourceNews]
Author: PAKISTANI PRIDE !!!
Date: 28-01-05 10:50
JUST @ GOOd !
Thanx for cheering us up !
Re: Discovery of "makeshift attack" calms Pakistani emotions[TheSourceNews]
Author: MenInGreen
Date: 28-01-05 14:41
Thanks for your comments guys!
As the nighthawks wakeup to the realization of another defeat - time to lighten up the mood a bit ?
Regards
============================
The Barney
Re: Discovery of "makeshift attack" calms Pakistani emotions[TheSourceNews]
Author: Hash
Date: 28-01-05 17:16
brilliant
Re: Discovery of "makeshift attack" calms Pakistani emotions[TheSourceNews]
Author: Geordie Ahmed
Date: 28-01-05 17:19
superb stuff
Re: Discovery of "makeshift attack" calms Pakistani emotions[TheSourceNews]
Author: Raz
Date: 28-01-05 17:22
Yet another one of ure brilliant posts MIG!
Re: Discovery of "makeshift attack" calms Pakistani emotions[TheSourceNews]
Author: Team Slayer
Date: 28-01-05 19:14
"It was then announced that Manager Haroon Rashid, already sacked for the India series had been sacked again."
brilliant! specially that above part!!
Re: Discovery of "makeshift attack" calms Pakistani emotions[TheSourceNews]
Author: MenInGreen
Date: 28-01-05 19:30
Thanks TS, Raz, GA, Hash - PCB are always wanting to show that they are in control, why not fire HR twice !
Regards