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z10
8th December 2005, 05:53
A blind man enters a "Ladies Bar" by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair (given that you are blind) that you should know five things:
1.The bartender is a blonde girl.
2.The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3.I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4.The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
5.The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares,

"Nah....Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

HAFRIDI
8th December 2005, 05:57
:))) :))) :))) :)))

Bitman
8th December 2005, 06:02
:)))

sneekysneeky
8th December 2005, 06:04
:))) :)))

Toony™®
8th December 2005, 12:33
:134:

Hussain
8th December 2005, 13:31
lolz
:)) :))

AT1
8th December 2005, 18:46
:91: LOL!

Saqib
8th December 2005, 19:25
:91: :89:

lahori
8th December 2005, 19:43
lay li bhi lay li

adi 101
8th December 2005, 20:08
:)) :)) :))