Kaahay bay ?

[kkmix]

Kaahay bay? Itna khamoshi sa kaahay ko hai eehan? Bihari logan ke beech main itna khamoshi ho to confrum kuch dhamaka oomaka jaisi baat ka tayari horaha hota hai....

nahi bhaiyya, aisi koi baat ut nai hai, ka hai na ke eehan pe sab ishtudant hain, parhai urhai main biji hain. aap ko toh pata hai na ke bihari log apna parhai ko kitna seerieass leta hai. vaise aap ka karte hOoo? koi kaam um karte ho na? ya aise hi bas?

[violet_may]

:))):)))

babu hum is thread ko shuroo se parhe na, aur hans hans ke pagal ugal ho gaye.

boht kuch zyada majahiya thread hai. Hum jaroor sujjest kareinge yeh thread apne bihari dost vost ko.

lol

I remember cracking up when I found out that you and Looney were also biharis, in your intro thread. Some funny posts were created in the process of revealing our bihari identity :))

[Looney]

A_U : veg uj biryani koi khaanay ka cheej hai . apna dost ko bolo ke gosht usht khaye , jaan banaye . :inzi


kk : bahut ban rahe ho , tumra parhai se bas itna hi taaluq hai ke larkiyoN ke lowe letter parh lete ho . theek kahe rahey haiN na bhai ?

V_M : hum bhi shock uk maiN aa gaye thay itne bihari dekh ke eedhar :shafiq

[kkmix]

bilkul sahi kahe ho. humko parhne likhne ka shok kahan, hum koi parhai urai thori na karne jaate hain, hum sirf larkiyan patane jaate hain na university waghera.

[kkmix]

babu tum konse university jaate aate ho?

[Looney]

hum ka pagal ugal samajh rakha hai

pata hai hum ka dhoond nikalne ki saajish rachi ja rahi hai aur hum tum ka batayaiN ke kidhar parhaiN haiN hum ? bihari ki chalaki bihari hi samjhe hai

[Awesome_Username]

nahi bhaiyya, aisi koi baat ut nai hai, ka hai na ke eehan pe sab ishtudant hain, parhai urhai main biji hain. aap ko toh pata hai na ke bihari log apna parhai ko kitna seerieass leta hai. vaise aap ka karte hOoo? koi kaam um karte ho na? ya aise hi bas?

haan bahut seerus letay thay ham bhi jab jab kauulige jaate thay na... tabhi to itney ... ka kehte hain woh... smaarit hogaye hain na...

ka baat keh di yeh aap ne? hum ko ka faarigh samjha hai ka? nahin nahin yeh baat kaisi kardi aapne? bataaiye? ii baat hamko bilkul achi na lagi... NAHIN AAP NE SAMJHA KA HAI HAMKO? bekar samjha hai ka? hum keh dete hain.... ii baat na bolein.. warna hum ko ghussa oosa aajayega na.. to ham phir control na kar paate hain.. phir mat kahiye ga... samjhe na?

[Looney]

kaahay itta larr urr rahe ho bhai ? aik dum khoon woon pi jao ge aik doosre ka ?

[Awesome_Username]

kaahay itta larr urr rahe ho bhai ? aik dum khoon woon pi jao ge aik doosre ka ?

Array bhai aisi baat kare agar koi to jhagra to hota hai na, khoon to bahehaihaiai

I've so always wanted to say that 'bahaiahaihaiah' :)) Hope you lads have heard that joke?

[Looney]

kaoon sa joke hai yeh bahaiahiahiahiahaihai ?

[Looney]

kkmix - you do not know what shutki maach is ? :facepalm:

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/377643_211729652230226_143818069021385_473246_9121 20045_n.jpg

it is dried fish and does not smell very nice :don

[violet_may]

Wth AU? :S :)))

[Cover Drive]

Array bihari babuu jaarra batao humko yeh kaa lararii chal rahha hai? kaa hai yeh sub? :)

[pakcricketfan]

Jarra? :80:

:nehra

[Cover Drive]

Jarra? :80:

:nehra

No, I learned that from Khabri420 bhai the real Bihari :D

[Looney]

jarra ee bhi batao CD bhai , kaoon sa larai ka baat kar raha haiN bhai ? hum ne tou pyaar ka chashma pahina hai tou andhay ho gaye . larrai naphrat hum ka najar hi nahi aata ab .

[kkmix]

nahi yaar, nahi pata hai yeh shutki kya hota hai. Hum thore modern Bihari hain yar.

[Looney]

Bangladeshis makes it , East Pakistani Biharis usually know it .

Apne ammi abbu se poocho un ko pata hoga

[pakcricketfan]

Mujhe bhi nahi pata yeh shutki chhutki kya hota hai :(

[Looney]

Godhra jana ho ga uss ke liye PFC

[violet_may]

:altaf

Where are all the biharis at?

A disgrace that this thread was dormant for so long!

[Looney]

I think this PPer is a bihari :altaf

http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/member.php?u=52603

[violet_may]

:)))

Let me do a Bihari IP check and get back to you :altaf

Seems like it, he fits the criteria of not really liking Umar Akmal :umarakmal

[Looney]

:)))

[violet_may]

^
Bwahaha, someone invite him to this thread. Babu bihari babu hai :altaf

[kkmix]

oyy hoyy saaala tab hi hum bolein pakpasson itta khamosh kahe ko lag rahe ... hum eehaan nahi ayena boht din se.

[Looney]

Oohi tou .. sab ka aanay ka daawat uwat dena pare ga kaa bhai ?

[Looney]

How do i invite him ? You are the mod , you do it .

[Disco_Lemonade]

http://img.hindilinks4u.net/2012/01/Bihari-Gunda-1987.jpg

[Disco_Lemonade]

bihaari goonda ka arrival hogaya haai re bhai, zyada natak utuk nai karna warna zaban kheench kr khambay se latka deinge hum bata rahein hain tum logan ko!

[kkmix]

^ sahi bata yaar, tu bhi?

[violet_may]

Nah, Disco doesn't strike me as a bihari.

:sami

[kkmix]

he could be

http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/showpost.php?p=4694335&postcount=11

[Looney]

Kaa eek tho aur Bihari ka ijapha ho gaya ?

[Disco_Lemonade]

hum bahaari nahi hain re bhaiya, bus great admirer hain unkay. humara mathematics ki teacher thein na bihaaran, kyaa zabardast dimag tha unka. or dikhne mein bhi ek dum tip top.

Bihaaris - Great Mathematicians, especially the ones with sharper noses and darker face complexion.

:nasser

[Looney]

Karachi maiN kidhar rahay haiN , D_L babu ?


Aap ka UP ke haiN ? Eehaan UP ke bhi haiN aik Khabri Bhai . Itna biharioN ke beech maiN kaaphi lonely feel kartay haiN .

[violet_may]

hum bahaari nahi hain re bhaiya, bus great admirer hain unkay. humara mathematics ki teacher thein na bihaaran, kyaa zabardast dimag tha unka. or dikhne mein bhi ek dum tip top.

Bihaaris - Great Mathematicians, especially the ones with sharper noses and darker face complexion.

:nasser

:)))

Great post!

[violet_may]

http://www.shareyourecipe.com/forum/attachment.php?aid=3

[JibranAnsari]

ka hay ray, kahay tukur tukur dekhay ho. Hamari apni tie he , apni hi patloon ray, apni hi patni he apni hee paltoon (kids) ray ..
Can't remember all

I wrote this in my bachpan.

We (me and my sisters) used to have funny names for players

Mohammad Zahid - chipkali ke nana
Rashid latif- bhajang
Wasin akram- cheema deo
Waqar younis - leema deo srinath -nasachora
Azhar mehmood - kharkanna
Kumble -india ke sabse mahinge bowler
Vaughn - wagon

[HaMmy FinE LeG StriKeR]

hahaha, main bhi bihari hn ,per main bihari accent nahi bol sakta :)):))

OP is classic,i always enjoy looney's humor:))

[Looney]

ka hay ray, kahay tukur tukur dekhay ho. Hamari apni tie he , apni hi patloon ray, apni hi patni he apni hee paltoon (kids) ray ..
Can't remember all

I wrote this in my bachpan.

We (me and my sisters) used to have funny names for players

Mohammad Zahid - chipkali ke nana
Rashid latif- bhajang
Wasin akram- cheema deo
Waqar younis - leema deo srinath -nasachora
Azhar mehmood - kharkanna
Kumble -india ke sabse mahinge bowler
Vaughn - wagon

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/18991717.jpg

[Looney]

hahaha, main bhi bihari hn ,per main bihari accent nahi bol sakta :)):))

OP is classic,i always enjoy looney's humor:))

Kaa kahay rahe ho babu ? hamra saath raho ge ne ? tou seekhbe jawo ge

Karachi maiN kidhar rahe ho babu ? Orangi ke tou nahi lagte :shafiq

[Looney]

Sala itna Bihari log tou hum kabhi Orangi maiN bhi na dekhaiN haiN

[violet_may]

hahaha, main bhi bihari hn ,per main bihari accent nahi bol sakta :)):))

OP is classic,i always enjoy looney's humor:))

Welcome, welcome.

There's much more of a Bihari gathering in Looney's intro thread, so feel free to visit. :looney :awesomeusername :kkmix :pcf :vm :hammyfinelegstriker

Did I miss anyone? :13:

And where in Karachi are you from? Still there or moved abroad?

[HaMmy FinE LeG StriKeR]

Welcome, welcome.

There's much more of a Bihari gathering in Looney's intro thread, so feel free to visit. :looney :awesomeusername :kkmix :pcf :vm :hammyfinelegstriker

Did I miss anyone? :13:

And where in Karachi are you from? Still there or moved abroad?

im from north nazimabad sakhi hasan, and im currently studying in UK

2 bihari moderators,thats some score :)):))

[HaMmy FinE LeG StriKeR]

http://hotplatehalalrestaurant.com/images/behari_kabab.jpg
http://www.shareyourecipe.com/forum/attachment.php?aid=3


hahaha, seen behari kebab after long time,i usedto callit seekh kebab, but then seekh kebab is no where near as delicious as juicy behari kebab

every bakar eid, seeth kebab banta hai hamare chat peh :)):)) time to party:sahmed:shafiq:afridi:yk:sami:danish

[kkmix]

Nahi kar yaar .... main bhi sakhi hassan ke paas rehta tha ... Tnt ke ground ke paas.

Kaheen tum sakhi hasan ke kabristan main toh nahi rehte the?

[violet_may]

Pehle shayad tum ne kaha tha tum Gulshan-e-Iqbal mien rahte the.

Vaise, my relative just came back from Pakistan and said that the area I lived in has become a MQM adda #bhattamafiaeverywhere

:altaf

[kkmix]

chal bay, gulshan-e-iqbal me main kahbi nahi raha. I said Gulshan-e-maymar, that's where we bought house like 2 years ago. Before I used to live in NorthNazimabad, before that Zia-uddin.


Aur Karachi main kahaan MQM ka adda nahi hai?

Karachi Altaf bhai ka hai, agar pasand nahi hai toh nikal jao :P

[violet_may]

Just on a study visit?

Haha, yeah. Hamari bhi chat pe Eid waale din Bihari kebab banaya jaata tha. Koyle ki aag se bana hua Bihari kebab...wah! Uski toh baat he kuch aur hoti hai.

[violet_may]

Oh my bad.

Suna hai Gulshan-e-maymar ka ilaaqa bohat acha ho gaya hai pehle se. When I used to live there, it was so underdeveloped - had to wake up at 4am in the morning to get to school on time. Was so secluded.

[HaMmy FinE LeG StriKeR]

Nahi kar yaar .... main bhi sakhi hassan ke paas rehta tha ... Tnt ke ground ke paas.

Kaheen tum sakhi hasan ke kabristan main toh nahi rehte the?

hahaha, chawrangi k bas samne hi yaar, woh jahan shadi halls hain

[HaMmy FinE LeG StriKeR]

Just on a study visit?

Haha, yeah. Hamari bhi chat pe Eid waale din Bihari kebab banaya jaata tha. Koyle ki aag se bana hua Bihari kebab...wah! Uski toh baat he kuch aur hoti hai.

yeah just on study,

abe bhai lash maza ata hai :P

pehle subah se masala lagaya jata hai, raat ko kuch chacha jo hamare expert bihari kebab banane main hain :iqasim woh jaldi ajate hain, 8- 9 baje cooking start kerte hain, aur hum sab farsh peh hi dari bicha ke dinner kerte hain like banquet, yaar badi tafreeh ati hai :afridi

bihari kebab + raita + onions + paratha(bazaar ka :P)

[HaMmy FinE LeG StriKeR]

Oh my bad.

Suna hai Gulshan-e-maymar ka ilaaqa bohat acha ho gaya hai pehle se. When I used to live there, it was so underdeveloped - had to wake up at 4am in the morning to get to school on time. Was so secluded.

haan yaar kafi development ho gye hai, gulshan e maymar is very nice ilaqa, very peaceful, waise jaana nahi hoa kaafi arsae se, still kaafi alag thalak hai main karachi se

[HaMmy FinE LeG StriKeR]

chal bay, gulshan-e-iqbal me main kahbi nahi raha. I said Gulshan-e-maymar, that's where we bought house like 2 years ago. Before I used to live in NorthNazimabad, before that Zia-uddin.


Aur Karachi main kahaan MQM ka adda nahi hai?

Karachi Altaf bhai ka hai, agar pasand nahi hai toh nikal jao :P

hahahaha :sahmed

yaar N.Nazimabad best area hai karachi main,mughe bohut pasand hai :P

[kkmix]

zabardast ... skyinn me mere bhai ki shadi hui thi.

[HaMmy FinE LeG StriKeR]

zabardast ... skyinn me mere bhai ki shadi hui thi.

yaar waha mere manjle chacha ki hui thi :yk

[Looney]

im from north nazimabad sakhi hasan, and im currently studying in UK

2 bihari moderators,thats some score :)):))

Nahi ? I am from there too :akhtar:akhtar:akhtar Sakhi Hassan pe kidhar ? I am from Shadman :yk

[Looney]

Pehle shayad tum ne kaha tha tum Gulshan-e-Iqbal mien rahte the.

Vaise, my relative just came back from Pakistan and said that the area I lived in has become a MQM adda #bhattamafiaeverywhere

:altaf
lol which area is that ? Mere ghar ke 2 min ki walk per MQM ka office hai . Saare Karachi pe chaaye huwe haiN . :altaf

hahaha, chawrangi k bas samne hi yaar, woh jahan shadi halls hain

5 star ki ? Woh Serena Mall ke paas na ?

[Looney]

zabardast ... skyinn me mere bhai ki shadi hui thi.

shadi hall udhar ke baray mehange ho gaye #zardarihaayehaaye

[HaMmy FinE LeG StriKeR]

shadi hall udhar ke baray mehange ho gaye #zardarihaayehaaye

yaar ab shadi bhi kaha karen :yk

[violet_may]

UK mein karlo kisi se shaadi.

[HaMmy FinE LeG StriKeR]

hum bahaari nahi hain re bhaiya, bus great admirer hain unkay. humara mathematics ki teacher thein na bihaaran, kyaa zabardast dimag tha unka. or dikhne mein bhi ek dum tip top.

Bihaaris - Great Mathematicians, especially the ones with sharper noses and darker face complexion.

:nasser

haha, what complexions and noses have any thing to contribute being a maths genius :)))

[violet_may]

yeah just on study,

abe bhai lash maza ata hai :P

pehle subah se masala lagaya jata hai, raat ko kuch chacha jo hamare expert bihari kebab banane main hain :iqasim woh jaldi ajate hain, 8- 9 baje cooking start kerte hain, aur hum sab farsh peh hi dari bicha ke dinner kerte hain like banquet, yaar badi tafreeh ati hai :afridi

bihari kebab + raita + onions + paratha(bazaar ka :P)

Yeh bohat zabardast post likhi hai aapne.

:))) @ Bihari kebab bana ne mein expert chacha. Mere phoopa master of Bihari kebab the, jab unki family ke dawaat ki jaati thi, toh khudi aa kar Bihari kebab bana ne mein lag jate the.

True say about the events which lead up to eating a Bihari kebab. I think it's the same for all Biharis.


Bihari POTW for me.

[Looney]

yaar mere tou khaalu take over kar lete thay hamesha . :inti

[insaan]

I am in splits, and I have read only a few posts in this thread!

There is an entire Bihari gang over here!

Ee baat solah aane sacchi hai ki bihari log math mein ekdum ghazzab hote hain. Bas angrezi-e mein thoda kam pad jatey haiN.

[Looney]

Math main tou kaa gajab dha diye haiN hum Bihari log

By Gaad !!

[HaMmy FinE LeG StriKeR]

kaahe be saab log wog?

humra exam bhi khatam watam hua

[insaan]

Etnaa sannata kaaheiN hai idhar. Kauno Bhojpuri expert hai ka eeha?

[dps2009]

:))) @ thread , eastern UP and bihar have very similar dialects, gotta love the authentic bihari used in the this thread.
i thought maleeda and taheri were UP/bihar muslim food items , guess y'all took it to pak too lol.

[Looney]

Apna culture oolture kaahay bhoolaiN bhai ?

[Looney]

Sala humra bihari threadwa maiN logan ne post ust hi karna chor dia hai

[insaan]

Sab darte haiN na, humse. Koi maii ka laal hai jo humra ilaka mein kuch ulta seedha bol ke dikhade.

[violet_may]

Hum karvein hai naa post eedhar.

Eid Mubarak!

Hum jo mehndi khareed kay laeeinn hai na, rang ooska bahut kharab nikla. Ab hum kaaaaeise haath dekhavein ge lougon ko? Sab 'haha' 'hehe' karein ge humra badnuma 'mehndi design' aur ooska light orange rang dekh kar. :moyo

[Looney]

Sab darte haiN na, humse. Koi maii ka laal hai jo humra ilaka mein kuch ulta seedha bol ke dikhade.
Na bhayya , thoNk na dawaiN ge :altaf

Hum karvein hai naa post eedhar.

Eid Mubarak!

Hum jo mehndi khareed kay laeeinn hai na, rang ooska bahut kharab nikla. Ab hum kaaaaeise haath dekhavein ge lougon ko? Sab 'haha' 'hehe' karein ge humra badnuma 'mehndi design' aur ooska light orange rang dekh kar. :moyo

Usi haath se aik chamat dena :akhtar

[Awesome_Username]

Saara Bihari log ko Eid Mubaaarak na. Baaqan sab logwa ko thainga! Samjhe na?!

[violet_may]

^
Eee ka baboo? Kaeeesa signature hai tumra?

[Awesome_Username]

Ka khoob signautrwa hai na? Sab logan chahat hain ke logan un ko acha alfaz main yaad karan. Par hum ulta sochain. Ki zyaada se zyada logan ko choona laga kar teekit katayan. :kami

Waise genin soch na hai yeh hamari. Hum ne ee ko ek aoor phorum par parha. Hamko bahoot acha laga to hamne socha ke hum bhi kaapy karlein.

[Looney]

bahut hi bihari soch hai signaturwa maiN

[HaMmy FinE LeG StriKeR]

ek bihari ka aur izafa ho gya ka?? :altaf

[Looney]

Dekh laiN :P