Kaahay bay ?

[Looney]

idhar saara zabaan ubaan ka dhaaga hai humra bihari dhaaga kaahe nahi banaya koi ? :moyo

[kkmix]

hum bhi ou hi soch rahe the ... jab vm ne yaad dilaya toh humka yakeen hi nahi aya ke humra babu log thread hi nahi he.

kaisa hai tum log

[Looney]

Kayeese ho sakte haiN ? Mast haiN . :afridi

Aur humare doosre bihari babua log kahaN haiN ?

[violet_may]

Ooyeee Bihari kebab aur maleeday,

Kaaa dhagaaa haai humraaa. :altaf

PCF aurr Awesome_Username bhi toh hain, naa?

[kkmix]

tum toh bole hai ke aadha pp bihari howe ga, sab sala chup up ke bethe hain

[violet_may]

Patna kebab house up in this thread yo.

Now, who wants to learn Bihari? Aeeinn? Kahaayy darvay ho? Hum sikhaveinn haiii na?

[AZ]

Written words cannot do justice to this dialect.

Has to be heard for the full impact. :danish

[Looney]

tum toh bole hai ke aadha pp bihari howe ga, sab sala chup up ke bethe hain
sabr ubar nahi hai kaa tum maiN ? abhi hum saara bihari log meel kar PakPassion ko bihari banawaiN ge naa , nahi tou :altaf samjhay kaa ? :2gunsfiri:AR15firin:comeandge

Patna kebab house up in this thread yo.

Now, who wants to learn Bihari? Aeeinn? Kahaayy darvay ho? Hum sikhaveinn haiii na?

Bihari maiN seekhne ka kaa hai ? bas rubberband ke tarah har alfaaz kheenchna uncha hota hai

[Looney]

Written words cannot do justice to this dialect.

Has to be heard for the full impact. :danish



ee lo bhai phull impact parra ?

[violet_may]

Theek se embed kar yaar!

[Looney]

theek uk se dekho na bhai sahi se tou kiye haiN embed

[kkmix]

hahaha I don't know if you guys have been to orangi, but the above video reminds me of orangi ... everyone talks like that there. :))

[violet_may]

Looney, hum bhi Bihari hein baulayyy

Zadaa chalaak naa banvoo :altaf

[RWAC]

bhaiyya hum bihari toh nahi hain par tum logonwa ke saath zaruur baat karne ka kosis kareinge

[Looney]

bhaiyya hum bihari toh nahi hain par tum logonwa ke saath zaruur baat karne ka kosis kareinge

ee kaa ? bihari nahi tou pheer kaa hai ?

[violet_may]

:))) :))) :)))

Eee kaa video lagaeee ho. Mazaa aagaya bhaee!

[kkmix]

bhaiyya hum bihari toh nahi hain par tum logonwa ke saath zaruur baat karne ka kosis kareinge

bhaiyya toh ka teh humra mazaq uzaq urane aya hai idher?

[Looney]

hahaha I don't know if you guys have been to orangi, but the above video reminds me of orangi ... everyone talks like that there. :))
no never been to orangi

aur aaj kal jo orangi jaata hai , chaar kandhoN pe waapis aata hai

bahut halaat ulaat kharab haiN na Karachi ke

[violet_may]

ee kaa ? bihari nahi tou pheer kaa hai ?

Eeee lo. Agar bihari naa, toh phir kaa? Toh phir kaaa?!

Toh phir kuch naa! :altaf

[Looney]

:))) :))) :)))

Eee kaa video lagaeee ho. Mazaa aagaya bhaee!

pahichaana ? aray tumra dhoni hai na bhai oo lamba lamba baal waala :asadrauf

[Looney]

Eeee lo. Agar bihari naa, toh phir kaa? Toh phir kaaa?!

Toh phir kuch naa! :altaf

ee tou sola aana sach baat kari hai tum ne bhaiyya

bihari na hi tou kuch na hi

[kkmix]

Being a Bihari, if you haven't been to Orangi, you don't know what it's like being a bihari.

Apne bihar ki jo hai na, yaad taza kara deta hai

[Looney]

you sound like my dad there :moyo jaana hi nahi hota bas

[LethalSami]

abhey...ye dhaaga to thuttay chitt'ar ki terha barhta ja raha hai

[violet_may]

hahaha I don't know if you guys have been to orangi, but the above video reminds me of orangi ... everyone talks like that there. :))

Lolll

Back in the old days, when I was still in Pakistan, mujhe pata lug jata tha kay orangi town aagaya hai, jab duuurrr sey eik ajeeb see mehak aanay lagti thi :))

My very Bihari grandma would say: Hum pahunnch gaee hainnn ka? Lagta toh aisaa hee hai, maiihek jo aaraha hai.

I wonder if it's still like that :)) :))

[Looney]

Lolll

Back in the old days, when I was still in Pakistan, mujhe pata lug jata tha kay orangi town aagaya hai, jab duuurrr sey eik ajeeb see mehak aanay lagti thi :))

My very Bihari grandma would say: Hum pahunnch gaee hainnn ka? Lagta toh aisaa hee hai, maiihek jo aaraha hai.

I wonder if it's still like that :)) :))

mehak kyuN ? i must visit orangi next time i go to Pakistan . no joke :ahmed

[violet_may]

Being a Bihari, if you haven't been to Orangi, you don't know what it's like being a bihari.

Apne bihar ki jo hai na, yaad taza kara deta hai

Eee toh hai baboo. Eee toh hai.

[Looney]

abhey...ye dhaaga to thuttay chitt'ar ki terha barhta ja raha hai

aayeesa hi hota hai jab bihari log baat ut karte haiN

[amirfanforlife]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtQouKOcCqY

The woman in the start, wearing blue. :amir
I might be wrong though. :))

[violet_may]

mehak kyuN ? i must visit orangi next time i go to Pakistan . no joke :ahmed

Lol

Jaoo gey toh pata chalay ga na. It doesn't apply to the entire area. Just a family joke we had and talking about orangi town reminded me of it. :D

[AZ]

LOL this thread reads like a mid-90s Govinda movie.

[Looney]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtQouKOcCqY

The woman in the start, wearing blue. :amir
I might be wrong though. :))

ee bihari ka bahut bura naql uqal utarti hai

asli bihari ka acting ucting dekhna hai na bhai tou yeh fifty 50 ka skit dekho , hum ayeesa hi baat kartay haiN

sT4CKTbnOyA

[AlizeeFan]

Ooyeee Bihari kebab aur maleeday,

Kaaa dhagaaa haai humraaa. :altaf

PCF aurr Awesome_Username bhi toh hain, naa?

Arey hum bhi hain.

[kkmix]

Lol

Jaoo gey toh pata chalay ga na. It doesn't apply to the entire area. Just a family joke we had and talking about orangi town reminded me of it. :D

array bhaiyya aap itna behoda joke kahe ko marte ho?

haha but you're right ... back in the day my whole khandan was in orangi except us, issi liye wahaan boht jaana hota tha ... jaake aik aik hafta rehte the, aur wapis aake pakki bihari bolne legte the ... now they are all moving out of Orangi for saftely reasons ... i still go there whenever I go to Pakistan just to refresh some childhood memories.

[Looney]

LOL this thread reads like a mid-90s Govinda movie.

hW0ka_ElxOg

:shafiq

[kkmix]

sT4CKTbnOyA

:))) :))) 50 50 was soooo amazing hahahaha

[Looney]

Arey hum bhi hain.

sach kahay rahay haiN ? bihar maiN kidhar se ho bhai ?

[violet_may]

Arey hum bhi hain.

Eee loo! Tum bhi Bihari ho kaa? Aray zaraa jhoot voot na bolyoo. Hum jhoot naa bardasht kar sakveinn hein.

Yo seriously AlizeeFan? Don't be pulling ma leg. Kaun Bihari kaun bihari is a very serious matter :altaf

:yk

[Looney]

Eee loo! Tum bhi Bihari ho kaa? Aray zaraa jhoot voot na bolyoo. Hum jhoot naa bardasht kar sakveinn hein.

Yo seriously AlizeeFan? Don't be pulling ma leg. Kaun Bihari kaun bihari is a very serious matter :altaf

:yk

Haan , warna hum abhi mil ke pata lagayi liye letai haiN

[Khabri420]

ee dhaaga dekh kar humree aankhon se paani bahay hai....:nehra

[AlizeeFan]

sach kahay rahay haiN ? bihar maiN kidhar se ho bhai ?

Khud hi dekh lo

http://www.mindfully.org/GE/2003/Monsanto-Bihar-Doom2apr03.GIF

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/92/Bihar_district_location_map_Supaul.svg/300px-Bihar_district_location_map_Supaul.svg.png

[kkmix]

ee dhaaga dekh kar humree aankhon se paani bahay hai....:nehra

ka keh rahe ho babua, hum tumra liye balti ulti le aeiN?

[violet_may]

Haan , warna hum abhi mil ke pata lagayi liye letai haiN

Aray jaldii se nikaall Bihari registry. Alizee ka naaam haeiii kaa? Aray bataoo na baboo? Hum intizaar karvein hainn.

[Looney]

ee dhaaga dekh kar humree aankhon se paani bahay hai....:nehra

katora rakh daiN kaa ?

[violet_may]

Lolll

Khabri's nightmare is turning into reality :haha

Bihari adda zindabad! :altaf

[Looney]

Khud hi dekh lo

http://www.mindfully.org/GE/2003/Monsanto-Bihar-Doom2apr03.GIF

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/92/Bihar_district_location_map_Supaul.svg/300px-Bihar_district_location_map_Supaul.svg.png

Supaul ? ee Patna se keetna dur hoga ? :danish

[AlizeeFan]

Supaul ? ee Patna se keetna dur hoga ? :danish

Yahi koi 250 Km

[SAF]

Being a Bihari, if you haven't been to Orangi, you don't know what it's like being a bihari.

Apne bihar ki jo hai na, yaad taza kara deta hai

never been to orangi, but have been to bhiar colony though :altaf
whats the difference?

[LethalSami]

besides from abhey and babuaa......u biharis haven't got much else in ur dictionary??

naqlibiharis :afridi

[amirfanforlife]

LethalSami, get ready to die. :yk

[AlizeeFan]

besides from abhey and babuaa......u biharis haven't got much else in ur dictionary??

naqlibiharis :afridi

arey hamra to maithaili aur bhopuri bhi aabe chhaye.

[Looney]

besides from abhey and babuaa......u biharis haven't got much else in ur dictionary??

naqlibiharis :afridi

tum ka kaa pata bihari baat karaiN haiN tou zameen hilay hai , bijli karkay hai aur zamana jalay hai :tanvir

[kkmix]

never been to orangi, but have been to bhiar colony though :altaf
whats the difference?

bihar colony is still pretty modernized ... there is mostly karachi wala dialect there ... totally different than Orangi ... Orangi is where most bihari immigrants came to settle when they came from India ... since there were mostly biharis there, they haven't totally changed their way of living.

[Looney]

never been to orangi, but have been to bhiar colony though :altaf
whats the difference?

damn i have not been to bihari colony either :facepalm:


i have been to delhi colony though :inzi

[Looney]

arey hamra to maithaili aur bhopuri bhi aabe chhaye.

tum ka to bari hi achi bihari aaye hai :amir

[violet_may]

Watch the videos and hear us talk. We sound very different (and very funny indeed).

I do know some Bihari lingo...matter of fact, I should post some Bihari TV shows I watch for fun :yk

[kkmix]

eh ... when I talk to myself in bihari before posting, i can't stop laughing :yk

[Looney]

Watch the videos and hear us talk. We sound very different (and very funny indeed).

I do know some Bihari lingo...matter of fact, I should post some Bihari TV shows I watch for fun :yk
you what ? nooo :O

[violet_may]

Looney, what kind of a bihari are you? Haven't been to bihar colony (and even SAF has gone there) nor have you been to orangi town. Tauba tauba!

[Looney]

eh ... when I talk to myself in bihari before posting, i can't stop laughing :yk

its true :)))

[Looney]

Looney, what kind of a bihari are you? Haven't been to bihar colony (and even SAF has gone there) nor have you been to orangi town. Tauba tauba!

Hum North maiN payeeda huwe haiN aur North maiN hi rahe haiN na bhaai :iamlegend

[RWAC]

arre bhaiyya hum uh manoj tiwary ka gaane ka bahut bada phan hoon re..ka hai..manoj bhaiyya ka gaana sun ke mind ekdum feresh ho jaave

O8yAY8FEzrs

ee gaana kaahe nahi theek se attach ho raha ve...:s

ee link hi leyi lavo chalo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8yAY8FEzrs

[Looney]

aray RWAC bahut hi acha gaana gaaye haiN yeh hum paheli baar sune haiN

par aap ne jawab uwab kaahe nahi dia ke aap kahaN ke haiN ?

[Looney]

ee secsun ( section ) ees waqt 8 log dekh rahaiN haiN

eetna log kabhi pahilay aik waqt ees secsun maiN nahi aaye hongay

[RWAC]

aray RWAC bahut hi acha gaana gaaye haiN yeh hum paheli baar sune haiN

par aap ne jawab uwab kaahe nahi dia ke aap kahaN ke haiN ?

bujho toh jaano :P hamri bhasha se ka lagat hai tumko ke hum kaun jagah se hain?

[kkmix]

bujho toh jaano :P hamri bhasha se ka lagat hai tumko ke hum kaun jagah se hain?

abay yaar tu toh indian hai

[RWAC]

ek aur gaana yaad aay gawa...eh jo gaana hai..hum dost log sab mil ke unibharsity mein parcha likhne se paehle sun ke jaat rahi...aur sach bolon..har baar parcha ekdum ee kamaal ka hoot rahi

<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4cAAJpEvFEE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cAAJpEvFEE

[Looney]

Who has seen this telefilm ? :)))

FMX4OQlqR9Q

[RWAC]

abay yaar tu toh indian hai

toh ka ho gaya bhai :)

[Looney]

ek aur gaana yaad aay gawa...eh jo gaana hai..hum dost log sab mil ke unibharsity mein parcha likhne se paehle sun ke jaat rahi...aur sach bolon..har baar parcha ekdum ee kamaal ka hoot rahi

<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4cAAJpEvFEE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cAAJpEvFEE

You're Indian ? :manzoor Par India maiN kahaN se haiN ? jaise hamra taaluq hai ne Indian ishtate aaf Beehar se , fraam Patna

Aurr ee ka tumra video kabhi theek uk se nahi aata

[SAF]

lol. This thread reminds of Paresh Rawal.

I feel like watching hera pheri again :inzi

[RWAC]

You're Indian ? :manzoor Par India maiN kahaN se haiN ? jaise hamra taaluq hai ne Indian ishtate aaf Beehar se , fraam Patna

Aurr ee ka tumra video kabhi theek uk se nahi aata

maloom nahi...hum doosra dhaagey mein kiya raha post..udher toh ho gaya re theek se...par na jaane idher kaunu pareshani hai is kambhakht ko

arre accha toh Patna se ho! kabhi patna waigarah jaat rahi ke naahi?

[RWAC]

lol. This thread reminds of Paresh Rawal.

I feel like watching hera pheri again :inzi

lol He was a Marathi in that movie, not a Bihari.

[Looney]

Ee dhaaga tou matlab do ghantay maiN 70+ posts ho gaye haiN bhai aur abhi poora Bihari log jamaa bhi naa hi huwe haiN :108:

[kkmix]

maloom nahi...hum doosra dhaagey mein kiya raha post..udher toh ho gaya re theek se...par na jaane idher kaunu pareshani hai is kambhakht ko

arre accha toh Patna se ho! kabhi patna waigarah jaat rahi ke naahi?

bhaiya aapne bataya nahi aap kidher se ho :afridi

[Looney]

lol. This thread reminds of Paresh Rawal.

I feel like watching hera pheri again :inzi
Aray , oo bihari thori na tha bhai

maloom nahi...hum doosra dhaagey mein kiya raha post..udher toh ho gaya re theek se...par na jaane idher kaunu pareshani hai is kambhakht ko

arre accha toh Patna se ho! kabhi patna waigarah jaat rahi ke naahi?

Patna naa hi , par hamra abbu ammi gaye haiN ne . hamra rishtadar bhi udhar rahat haiN abhi bhi Patna maiN

Tum idhar bhi bata deyo ne kahaN se ho ?

[Looney]

Oh man speakign Bihari is tough

[SAF]

lol He was a Marathi in that movie, not a Bihari.

Aray , oo bihari thori na tha bhai

Then why do they both sound the same?

[RWAC]

bhaiya aapne bataya nahi aap kidher se ho :afridi


Tum idhar bhi bata deyo ne kahaN se ho ?

hum oo apna dilli se hain :D kabhi aao toh batlana tumko dilli bhi dikhlaaenge or patna bhi

[RWAC]

Then why do they both sound the same?

It's the same as an Sindhi and Punjabi would sound the same when speaking Urdu to an average Indian.

Paresh Rawal had a Marathi touch while talking in Hindi, and I guess only people familiar with these languages will be able to pick out the subtle differences (which only exist when they talk in Hindi).

[Looney]

Then why do they both sound the same?

yea RWAC is right . they are not different languages , rather dialects of Hindi or Urdu

hum oo apna dilli se hain :D kabhi aao toh batlana tumko dilli bhi dikhlaaenge or patna bhi

Acha Dilla se haaiN ? Dilli maiN keedhar se ?

Kabhi hum India aawaiN ge na tou Dilli zaroor aawaiN ge .

[DHONI183]

LOL this thread reads like a mid-90s Govinda movie.

"Arrey kaahe chilla´h chilla´h hammrey sar ko dard lagawatt hai:boom:?!!!"

Often addressed to Kader/Qadir Khan:P.

[Looney]

kaa babu ? sab itna chup chaap kahay hai ?

[kkmix]

humra khopri main dard hai na, issi liye hum chup haiNnnNNnn.

[RWAC]

kk babu...tanik jaayi ke eye zara sar mein massage phassage karwa ke aayiye..sir ka dard yun fauran gaayab ho jaavega

[Radiance Of Australis]

Aaho aaho aaho.

That's all I know.
I don't even know if that's correct. :P

[ace4rmspace]

Aaho aaho aaho.

That's all I know.
I don't even know if that's correct. :P

Incorrect.

[Radiance Of Australis]

^ :))

[ace4rmspace]

:asif

[pakcricketfan]

I only just saw this thread... :)))

Oh & Looney, koi baat nahin... main bhi Bihar Colony aur Orangi nahi gayee!

Written words cannot do justice to this dialect.

Has to be heard for the full impact. :danish

True that!!!!!!!! :))) :)))


Bihari maiN seekhne ka kaa hai ? bas rubberband ke tarah har alfaaz kheenchna uncha hota hai

Well said! :))) :))) :)))

[Looney]

kk babu...tanik jaayi ke eye zara sar mein massage phassage karwa ke aayiye..sir ka dard yun fauran gaayab ho jaavega

ajab baat hai bhaiya kal tou humra bhi sar main dard ho raha tha :shafiq

[Looney]

I only just saw this thread... :)))

Oh & Looney, koi baat nahin... main bhi Bihar Colony aur Orangi nahi gayee!



True that!!!!!!!! :))) :)))



Well said! :))) :))) :)))

hum zara sophishticated bihari haiN na :moyo

[Looney]

Aaho aaho aaho.

That's all I know.
I don't even know if that's correct. :P

aho aho

bihari bolna hai idhar punjabi kaahay bol rahay haiN ? :malik

[RWAC]

ajab baat hai bhaiya kal tou humra bhi sar main dard ho raha tha :shafiq

aapke kaahe ho raha tha? hamra toh samajh mein aaya kaunu wajah se sir mein dard rahi (india jo haare rahi)...par aapke kahe?

[RWAC]

aho aho

bihari bolna hai idhar punjabi kaahay bol rahay haiN ? :malik

:)) hum bhi eihi sochen ke aaho aaho toh punjabi mein hott rahi..bihari mein toh hum ahan ahan kehat rahi

[pakcricketfan]

^ Ahan ahan? :10:

[RWAC]

^ Aiissee hi bole diya sir...tanik galti ho gayi

EDIT: ek aur galti ho gayi...madam ko sir kaaah baithe

[Looney]

aooooooooorat ko sir kahat hai ? heeloN waala chappal aaway ga tumhar taraph

[RWAC]

aooooooooorat ko sir kahat hai ? heeloN waala chappal aaway ga tumhar taraph

humka maafi de diyee...hamka kahse janat padi ke uhnu aoorat zaat hott ke marrdd zaat...eis sasura internetwa ki duniya mein toh kaaunu pata nahi laage..

[kkmix]

ka baat hai bhaiyya, humra har roz sar main hi dard reh reha hai. hum ka karein zara app hi bataiye na.

[kkmix]

kk babu...tanik jaayi ke eye zara sar mein massage phassage karwa ke aayiye..sir ka dard yun fauran gaayab ho jaavega

hahaha array bhaiyya aap toh malai mar ke bihari bol rahe hon, humra sar ke upar se guzar rahi hai aapki sari bat. zara asan bihari main samjaiyee.

[Looney]

ka baat hai bhaiyya, humra har roz sar main hi dard reh reha hai. hum ka karein zara app hi bataiye na.

daacter se poocho ne ? woh V_M suna bara daacter uctar ban rahi hai

[kkmix]

ka bay, humko do number dactar se marwaye ga ka?

[RWAC]

na bhaiyyaa....eh do number ki jaali dactar phactar se kaunu ilaaj naahiii karwaye ga...ka jaane kaun dehaat se dactari seekh ke aayi rahi......oo kahawaat nahi sune nahi ka uske baare mein...karni chale sahi sar ka darad...aur maar diya munni ka marad

[violet_may]

I only just saw this thread... :)))

Oh & Looney, koi baat nahin... main bhi Bihar Colony aur Orangi nahi gayee!



Fake bihari alert! Kick her and Looney out of here! :120:

hahaha array bhaiyya aap toh malai mar ke bihari bol rahe hon, humra sar ke upar se guzar rahi hai aapki sari bat. zara asan bihari main samjaiyee.

Dude, I was wondering the same. Yeh India walay bohat zabardast bihari boltay hain.

daacter se poocho ne ? woh V_M suna bara daacter uctar ban rahi hai

ka bay, humko do number dactar se marwaye ga ka?

Abay chup! Kahe hamein doh takay ka daaktur bolay hai? Hum vaisay bhi kaaeeiissaayy ilaaj wilaaj karvein gein kkmix mian ka? Eee toh ladka haii, aur eedhar aadmi sab bolay hai, kaii hum jahannum mein jawein gey mard loog ko injection vinjection laga kay :moyo

[violet_may]

na bhaiyyaa....eh do number ki jaali dactar phactar se kaunu ilaaj naahiii karwaye ga...ka jaane kaun dehaat se dactari seekh ke aayi rahi......oo kahawaat nahi sune nahi ka uske baare mein...karni chale sahi sar ka dardd...aur maar diya munni ka mardd

LOLZZ :)))

Nakli Bihari ho toh RWAC jaisa! :altaf

Kaa bay, bari bihari vihari aati hai aap ko janaab? Akhir chakkar kiya hai?

[RWAC]

LOLZZ :)))

Nakli Bihari ho toh RWAC jaisa! :altaf

Kaa bay, bari bihari vihari aati hai aap ko janaab? Akhir chakkar kiya hai?

dhatt :facepalm: tumhe khudehi samajh na aaye bihari toh hum pe ilzaam lagaye raam dulari

kaahe nakli bihari bole rahi humko??

[kkmix]

na bhaiyyaa....eh do number ki jaali dactar phactar se kaunu ilaaj naahiii karwaye ga...ka jaane kaun dehaat se dactari seekh ke aayi rahi......oo kahawaat nahi sune nahi ka uske baare mein...karni chale sahi sar ka darad...aur maar diya munni ka marad

aap sahi keh rahe hain, hum thori na aise ouNe PouNe dactar se ilaaj karaein ge.

[kkmix]

Abay chup! Kahe hamein doh takay ka daaktur bolay hai? Hum vaisay bhi kaaeeiissaayy ilaaj wilaaj karvein gein kkmix mian ka? Eee toh ladka haii, aur eedhar aadmi sab bolay hai, kaii hum jahannum mein jawein gey mard loog ko injection vinjection laga kay :moyo

haha kahe bhaiyya, aapko unki baat dil par lag gai ka?

[violet_may]

Lolss

Naa re, hamra mazaak tha eedhar apnay Bihari loogon kaeii saath.

Udhar bun rahay thay hum baray shair, aur phut say bol avayy, "hum karvein gey mard ka ilaaj! Laaagaein ge injection aur kaatein ge choori se laash! Aur karein ge compromise! Chahaay tum samjho hum buray hain ya naa. Phir bus, Allah jaane ka huaa. Eeetna nazuk suraytahal mein, hum fatafut eik doh line bakbak kar ke dafaan ho gayee :akhtar

Hum log ka barka sa dil, ees mein thori laaagay hai kisi ka baat :afridi

Agar hum banay jaali daooctur, phir aana hum re clinic mein. Hum dein ge qanoon ka davai, muft mein. Kanjoos makhi choos toh tum ho, ees liye. Kaisaa hai humra idea?

[violet_may]

dhatt :facepalm: tumhe khudehi samajh na aaye bihari toh hum pe ilzaam lagaye raam dulari

kaahe nakli bihari bole rahi humko??

Aap burbara kahayko re hein RWAC? Dhatt ko hum ghar mein dhatt teriki bolay hein. Abba toh yehi boltay hein, eeska matlub kaa hai Bihari prof?

Hum ko Bihari mein eetna likhna naa aaavay hai, bolna kheench khaanch ke aavay hai :altaf

Asli Bihari hein hum baboo, par tum nakli ho ke bahut acha bolay ho :altaf

Hum phir boltay hein, akhir chakkar kaa hai? Kaeise jaante ho tum itna kuch? Kisi bihari se bhaag kar Shaadi karliyo ho kaa? Aeeinn?

[RWAC]

Arre hum burbarat nahi haain re pagli...galat samjh baithi..hum toh yun hi tumre saath phan kar raha tha

kaunu paresani nahi...humka kaunu likhnaa aavey hai bihaari mein..haan bolna kaafi acche se aavey hai

par ladki...zara ey toh bata tum humka baar baar nakli bihaari kaahe kahe re? tumka ka maloom hum bihaari hain ke kaa hain

[RWAC]

Aap burbara kahayko re hein RWAC? Dhatt ko hum ghar mein dhatt teriki bolay hein. Abba toh yehi boltay hein, eeska matlub kaa hai Bihari prof?

Hum ko Bihari mein eetna likhna naa aaavay hai, bolna kheench khaanch ke aavay hai :altaf

Asli Bihari hein hum baboo, par tum nakli ho ke bahut acha bolay ho :altaf

Hum phir boltay hein, akhir chakkar kaa hai? Kaeise jaante ho tum itna kuch? Kisi bihari se bhaag kar Shaadi karliyo ho kaa? Aeeinn?

:)) arre naahi..kisi bihari se bhaag waag ke shaadi nahi banaye raha...humka toh dekh ke bihaari waise hi door bhaag jaaye...saath kaun pagli bhagan gi humre :P

[Fireworks11]

What a thread LOL. :fawad

[Radiance Of Australis]

I'm lost.
Gotta get outta here. :P

[violet_may]

Arre hum burbarat nahi haain re pagli...galat samjh baithi..hum toh yun hi tumre saath phan kar raha tha

kaunu paresani nahi...humka kaunu likhnaa aavey hai bihaari mein..haan bolna kaafi acche se aavey hai

par ladki...zara ey toh bata tum humka baar baar nakli bihaari kaahe kahe re? tumka ka maloom hum bihaari hain ke kaa hain

Phan? :))) :)))

Tum bahut mazaakia ho Laloo Prasad :D
Hum bahut achi tarah janein hein, ke tum bihari bilkul naa. Kaeiise pata chala hum ko? Baulayy, tum khud bolay ho ke tum delhi ke rahnay walay ho. Ab jhoot bolo ge naa, toh phir kaalaakauvamix tum ko kaate ga, hum bacha na paeinnn ge tum ko phir.

:)) arre naahi..kisi bihari se bhaag waag ke shaadi nahi banaye raha...humka toh dekh ke bihaari waise hi door bhaag jaaye...saath kaun pagli bhagan gi humre :P

Kahaay bay? Kahayko bhaag jaaye Bihari tum ko dekh ke? Makeup kahay na lagaeey hai baboo?

[Looney]

aapke kaahe ho raha tha? hamra toh samajh mein aaya kaunu wajah se sir mein dard rahi (india jo haare rahi)...par aapke kahe?

india haare hai tou hamar sar maiN dard kaahay hoga ? khushi se laddo phootay ga woh bhi hamar dil maiN :moyo

[iHammad]

what the hell :))) :))) :)))

[RWAC]

Phan? :))) :)))

Tum bahut mazaakia ho Laloo Prasad :D
Hum bahut achi tarah janein hein, ke tum bihari bilkul naa. Kaeiise pata chala hum ko? Baulayy, tum khud bolay ho ke tum delhi ke rahnay walay ho. Ab jhoot bolo ge naa, toh phir kaalaakauvamix tum ko kaate ga, hum bacha na paeinnn ge tum ko phir.

toh kaa hua...delhi mein bihaari naaahi reh sakte haain kaa? tum logan kaunsa khud bihar mein rehte ho...tum bhi hue nakli bihari aisan toh...kya burbak logicwa lagaya re...ehi din ke liye parhne likhne bheji rahi tujhe?

iss logic se hum tohar se jaada bihaari hoye raha...hum delhi mein tum karachi mein...aur delhi bihar ke jaada nazdeek raha..toh hua na hum tumse jaada bihari! :yk

hum toh aakhir mein eehi kaheinge...ek bihaari sab pe bhaari!

[RWAC]

india haare hai tou hamar sar maiN dard kaahay hoga ? khushi se laddo phootay ga woh bhi hamar dil maiN :moyo

oohi toh keh raha hoon hum...ke humre sar ka darad ka wajah toh samajh mein aayi gava...par aapke kaahe sir mein kahe darad raha tha?

[violet_may]

^^
:)) :))

Kidhar haiii sara bihari aadmi? Sub Bakarkhaani thoos rahay ho kaaa?

[kkmix]

oh lawd, can we speak engrish now? this bihari is giving me headache.

[violet_may]

Lols

But this is Bihari thread. You are right though, I am scared I might start talking like this now..

Besides, I only know a few distinct words..the rest sounds like Urdu :yk

[Looney]

ee dekho zara angrezi babua log ko

[RWAC]

jaunse logan ko bihaari naahi pasand hai uh log baaki dhaagan mein jaaiye ke jitna marzi angrezi mein tayein payein kar sakte haiin

[Awesome_Username]

ee ka chal raha hai idhar babuuuuuuuuuu. Ka torey paas aoor kuch na hai karne ko, jo poori duniya ko hamri zabaan sikha rahe ho? haiiinnnnnnn?

[kkmix]

bhaiyya aap pareshan mat hoyye ... yeh humri zabaan koi ghanti nahay ke jo aye baja jaye ... humri zabaan seekhne ke liye bahut logoon ne qurbani de di, lekin behari ka bay bhi nahi bol paye, samajh rahe hain na aap humri baat ko?

and lol at hainnnnnnnn ... I know exactly how it sounds. :))

[Looney]

jaunse logan ko bihaari naahi pasand hai uh log baaki dhaagan mein jaaiye ke jitna marzi angrezi mein tayein payein kar sakte haiin

jonsa ? :inzi

[RWAC]

jonsa ? :inzi

inzamam bhi "closet" (chupa hue) bihari hainnn :inzi

[violet_may]

Pick it up folks. 12 more posts and we can beat the Pot thread.

[amirfanforlife]

So that's what you're tryna do eh? :bash:





















Miki koni fikr. :yk

[RWAC]

So that's what you're tryna do eh? :bash:

Miki koni fikr. :yk

Thanks for helping out. :P


(10 to go!)

[kkmix]

^ bhiayya kaise kaise lafange log aa jate hain apne thread main ... humra paara char gaya na, hum thok dalein ge sub ko.

[RWAC]

arre kk bhai..tanik shaant ho jaaiye...kaa baat hoyi gava? kis lafange ki baat kar rahe hainnn aap?

[kkmix]

hum amirfanforlife ka bol rahe hain, yeh humra khopri ghuma rahi hai.

[RWAC]

lafanga nahi lafangi hai woh bhai...kaunu baat nahi..agar koi pardesi aaye bhi gaya toh kaa hua..bihaari logan toh waaiise hi bahute famos hainn mehmaanan ki khatar daari karan mein

[violet_may]

Thanks for helping out. :P


(10 to go!)

Excellent. Plan is working.

Haan, toh hum kaa bol rahe thay?

Eedhar bahut nakli bihari hai..

Agar bihari ho, toh bataoo ghoogni ka houay hai?

Kauun bihari eedhar besan ki roti thuse hai? Maleeda? Mattha ka houay hai?

*these may be non-bihari items, who knows*

[Looney]

hum ka ghoogni maleeda besan ki roti pata hai par yeh mattha ka hai bay ?

[kkmix]

main doodh le ke aya, brb.

[Looney]

wayeese pashto dhaaga ko harana ke liye bahut bak bak karna ho ga bihar threadwa maiN

[violet_may]

main doodh le ke aya, brb.

LOLS

Dude, is there something you don't know?

Even when I mentioned maleeda the first time, you were like the only one who knew what I was talking about.

Magar hum to mattha apnay abba ke liye aeeise banate hain:

Fry up cumin seeds, add it to dahi mixture, add some salt. Doodh toh hum eestemaal nahin karte hain?

[RWAC]

Excellent. Plan is working.

Haan, toh hum kaa bol rahe thay?

Eedhar bahut nakli bihari hai..

Agar bihari ho, toh bataoo ghoogni ka houay hai?

Kauun bihari eedhar besan ki roti thuse hai? Maleeda? Mattha ka houay hai?

*these may be non-bihari items, who knows*

besan ki roti bahute baari khaaya hoon hum...pyaaz mila ke yaan waiise hi pyaaz ke saath

garmi mein bahut sattu aur mattha bhi peeyee raha hoon

[violet_may]

wayeese pashto dhaaga ko harana ke liye bahut bak bak karna ho ga bihar threadwa maiN

Pashto dhagaa?

*delete* :23:

Then we will have more post counts :altaf

Pot thread will get beaten and cut up in no time. Hum log bahuut bolte hainnn, eesliye :altaf

[Looney]

lassi ?

[violet_may]

Naa, lassi na....similar though.

Wikipedia bole hai ke:

Mattha (Hindi: मठ्ठा), also called Chaanch (Hindi: छाछ) ,(Marathi: ताक), (Tamil:மோர்),(Bengali:ঘোল),(Oriya:ଘୋଳ ଦହି,ଚଲ୍ହା),(Telugu:మజ్జిగా ) is an Indian spiced beverage made of buttermilk. Plain buttermilk is also called by Mattha. Other ingredients may include mint, roasted cumin seeds, asafoetida, curry leaves, salt and sugar. Mattha may also be smoked before serving for flavor. It is generally served before or after a meal, though it can also be drunk with the meal, and it is thought to help with digestion.
[edit]

History

It used to be made of yogurt. The liquid that remained after churning butter was drunk as a cure for stomachaches or just as a refreshing drink in hot weather. More recently, it has been made using thinned-out yoghurt.as it is used as summer appetiser in hot part of India.

Hum dahi se banate hain, doodh se nahin.

[Looney]

V_M - banaa ke dikhaye ga na tou hum maanaiN bhi , kaa kehta hai bhai log ?

[kkmix]

sai kehte ho bhaiyya, aap kabhi jhot ut thori na bole hain.

[amirfanforlife]

^ bhiayya kaise kaise lafange log aa jate hain apne thread main ... humra paara char gaya na, hum thok dalein ge sub ko.

Ik thappar desan thai thaari kopri teek oy jassi. Ainvayyy!











:D

[RWAC]

Ik thappar desan thai thaari kopri teek oy jassi. Ainvayyy!











:D

Tusaan kiyaan eina gussa karan si? :P (Sorry for my horrible horrible attempt)

[amirfanforlife]

LOL, Jiyan kkmix takko kisray galan karna vey! Lafange log akna veh :(

[RWAC]

LOL, Jiyan kkmix takko kisray galan karna vey! Lafange log akna veh :(

Tusaan kkmix di galan na serious na laysi...doosra nu lafanga aakhan waalan aap lafange hoy seh :D

[amirfanforlife]

haha, ahaan, ai gal tussan teek kithi eh! tussan marey fav poster oy gayo :D

[kkmix]

boht maroonga, chal nikal is thread se :afridi

[amirfanforlife]

No. Make me. Mein punjabi bolni rehsan is thread vich! Tu kai karsain?

[kkmix]

well we have a Bihari mod in this thread, in fact 2 :D

[kkmix]

LOLS

Dude, is there something you don't know?

Even when I mentioned maleeda the first time, you were like the only one who knew what I was talking about.

Magar hum to mattha apnay abba ke liye aeeise banate hain:

Fry up cumin seeds, add it to dahi mixture, add some salt. Doodh toh hum eestemaal nahin karte hain?

oh nice ... send it someday, along with haleem, oh and ofcourse some bihari kabab :mushtaq

[amirfanforlife]

And? miki daranay ni koshish karnay? Just cus you said that, mein bolni rehsan thai nal vich thukki thang karsan.

[RWAC]

kk bhaiyya....kaahe itna gussaye hue ho? mehmaano ko bhelcome karo aur unko bhi tanik bihaari sikhaiye diyo :D

AFFL: tusaana shukar karna vey :) tusaan eis dhaagan vich jad dil karey tashreef laa sakne vey :D (How horrible am I though? :22:)

[Looney]

And? miki daranay ni koshish karnay? Just cus you said that, mein bolni rehsan thai nal vich thukki thang karsan.

mickey mouse ko daranay ki koshish ? us ne tou nahi ban kia na :amir ko ? :inti

[pakcricketfan]

I must say kkmix and VM - Kanaydaa mein reh k bhi aap logoun ki bihari bahut achhi haii... mujh se 100 guna ziada achi! :14:

btw, why do tthait biharis call 11 as egiyara, instead of giyara? WHY? :|

[kkmix]

I must say kkmix and VM - Kanaydaa mein reh k bhi aap logoun ki bihari bahut achhi haii... mujh se 100 guna ziada achi! :14:

btw, why do tthait biharis call 11 as egiyara, instead of giyara? WHY? :|

Pehle aap bataiye custurd main kitne anday dalte hain.

[pakcricketfan]

Use Rafhan ka custard powder... aik bhi anda nahi daalna paray ga :D

[Awesome_Username]

Ee ka custard ki baat hoye hai baabu? Hamare eehan sirf bihari kabab khaate hain naaaaaaaaa. Custard oosterd na khaaye hain. Haaaaiinnnn

[Looney]

ee ka pankhe ki tarah haayeN haayeN karay jaawat hai A_U ?

[Looney]

I must say kkmix and VM - Kanaydaa mein reh k bhi aap logoun ki bihari bahut achhi haii... mujh se 100 guna ziada achi! :14:

btw, why do tthait biharis call 11 as egiyara, instead of giyara? WHY? :|

hamra naani bolay hai aayeese

aaj tak hum ko bhi na pallay pari ee baat ke saala giyara se paheele I kahaN se aaaya hai bhaaii :azhar


aur tum ho ke chori chori apna saathi dost log ki taareeph kari ja rahi ho . ka hamra bihari bahut kharab uraab hai ?

[pakcricketfan]

Na Looney ee ka.. aap kaahay jal rahe hain? :P

Waise, it should be hamri naani :))

Ee ka custard ki baat hoye hai baabu? Hamare eehan sirf bihari kabab khaate hain naaaaaaaaa. Custard oosterd na khaaye hain. Haaaaiinnnn

Ain? Aap k eehan khubaani (apricot) ka meetha na banay hai ka?

[Awesome_Username]

ee ka pankhe ki tarah haayeN haayeN karay jaawat hai A_U ?

Kaa aap hamari Bihari ka mazaaq udaaye hai ka? Ee gaura loag main baith kke kaa angrez hogaye hain kaa bahoot? haaiinnn?


Ain? Aap k eehan khubaani (apricot) ka meetha na banay hai ka?

Pata nahin baabu. Ham ko to sirf ek hi bihari deesh ka pata hai naaaa. Aoor bhi hoti hain kaa? haaaiin?

[Looney]

V_M se poocho bhaaii abhi menu poora batawe gi


aur PFC zara keera ura kam nikala karo hamri har baat main asal main hum thora pathan touch de rahe thay .


allah mian kitna bihari log hai idhar mashallah

[violet_may]

Custard kees ko khana hai bay?

Ootna anda daaloooo, jitna kkmix har hafte cricket mein khataa haiiii. Samjhe kaa tum log? Haainn?

Vaise, hum kahay bataieen menu venu, hum ka koii pukwan hein kaa? Aeein?

Oonivursaytee se phar kar, hum kaa tum log ke liye ab khubaani ka custard aur mattha banaein ge?! Haiinnnn!

Tauba, tauba!

Bihari doston, vaise koi Bihari kebab khae ga Eid valay din?

[violet_may]

allah mian kitna bihari log hai idhar mashallah

:)))

Kaa bak bak kar raha hai bay, sirf paanch che tho Bihari hai idhar janaab.

[Awesome_Username]

:)))

Kaa bak bak kar raha hai bay, sirf paanch che tho Bihari hai idhar janaab.

Ee itna caantradeecshun kaahe ko hai aap ka hamre Looney bhaiyya se baat oot karte hooey baabu?

[violet_may]

Hum kabhi kabhi Urdu ke adaab, Bihari ke haiinnnn haiiinnnn, aur dostoon vaali 'abay kya kar raha hai tu' ki baaton mein, 'confused' ho jaate hein.

Kaa karein? Eesliye hum kuch kabhi kabaar mila julaa ke bol daite hein. Kuch ghalat kiya humne?

Toh phir kahayy itna barbaraaa rahe ho tum A_U?
Humri contarahdisction nikaal ke, kaa bahut khushi milee?

Theek hai, khoob hasyoo ees tarah humri ghalti pe :)))

Hum jawein hainn bari duur eedhar se!

[Looney]

Allah waapis na aana bhaaii

hum ka idhar bihari larka log ka dhaaga hi chahiye sirph

reh gai PFC tou oos ka bhi hum kuch karte urte haiN :ibutt

[pakcricketfan]

V_M se poocho bhaaii abhi menu poora batawe gi


aur PFC zara keera ura kam nikala karo hamri har baat main asal main hum thora pathan touch de rahe thay .

Ek toh hum aap ki bihari theek kar rahay hain.. aap ke toh mizaaj hi nahi mil rahay. Itna aintth kaahay rahay hain ji?



Ootna anda daaloooo, jitna kkmix har hafte cricket mein khataa haiiii. Samjhe kaa tum log? Haainn?

That was the first thing that came into my mind when I read kkmix's question about anday. But I spared him for once:)))

Bihari doston, vaise koi Bihari kebab khae ga Eid valay din?

Nope. May be on the third day of Eid IF we have a BBQ. Otherwise, not a chance.

Allah waapis na aana bhaaii

hum ka idhar bihari larka log ka dhaaga hi chahiye sirph

reh gai PFC tou oos ka bhi hum kuch karte urte haiN :ibutt

Kaa kareingay aap? haan? Kaa kareingay? Murder urder karo ge mera? Aiisaa ban lagayengay naaaa laut k aa na sako ge. :P

[violet_may]

Chalo, Eid ki khushi mein kkmix ko maaf kar diya tum ne.

Looney sahab, hum mazaak kar rahe thay. Nowadays, I only post in this thread lol. If I leave, then this thread will also die. No? Come on, we all know the bitter truth. I keep this thread alive. :yk

Kaa kareingay aap? haan? Kaa kareingay? Murder urder karo ge mera? Aiisaa ban lagayengay naaaa laut k aa na sako ge.

:)))

PCF, hum kehte hain, eesko asli Bihari ban lagana. Phir kabhi laut ke na aei ga, apnay 'bhai' ki tarah :altaf

Tumri soch bahut lajawaab hai vaise. Mogambo khush hua!

[kkmix]

oy hum boht achay batsmen ban gaye hain ab, bas shru main anday diye the lekin ab caanfeedaance aa gaye hai, samajh rahe hain na baat ko? ab hum boht achay batsmen ban gaye hain.

Aur ee kaa tum look kkmix ka mazzaq banaye hue ho, hum ka gali ke kutte hain ke jo chahe hum ko patthar mar ke chala jayel. bhaiyya humara bhi ko self respect hai, hum bhi dil rakhte hain, bhala ab dil tut gaya toh kon jore ga aap hi bataiye.


and LOLLL at PCF finally talking like Bihari, job well done guys, we've influenced her too. :akhtar

[Looney]

Long Live Biharification :ibutt

[violet_may]

Lol
This thread humko bahut hasave haii

:yk

Tum sab log bahuut ':)))' ho. Acha hai, parhai se acha break hai.

kkmix batting mein ache ho ab? Toh kahay na apply karte ho Canada ki team ke liye?

[Looney]

aaj hamra bahut mood vood kharab hai baboo

[kkmix]

bhai hum aap ke liye itna lamba chora post likhe the, aur aapne usko ghas hi nahi dala, ab humare bhi dimagh se nikal gaya ke konsa thread tha.

[kkmix]

aaj hamra bahut mood vood kharab hai baboo

kahe bhaiyya, ka aapka sawaien gabbar le gaya?

[Looney]

eee choo**** maulvi log hamri daawat kha gaya doosroN ki eid cancelwa kar ke

[violet_may]

Looney ke liye lamba sa post likha tha tumne? :heart:

Eideee bahuutt kam ho gaee hogee, tabhi mood kharaab hai Looney ka.

[kkmix]

VM, hum aap ke liya likha tha, about Canadian cricket, lekin aap chote logoon ko ghas hi nahi dalteiN.

[kkmix]

eee choo**** maulvi log hamri daawat kha gaya doosroN ki eid cancelwa kar ke

yaar moulvi log lagta hai humri eid cancel kara ke khud eid mana raha hai, boht chalu log hai yeh, hum bhi sochay ke is saal hum bhi eid nahi manaeinge taake in molvion ko bhi pata chale hum kitne bare kanjoos hain.

[Looney]

arii bhaaii ee ka kahe raha hai ? :O

[Awesome_Username]

Allah waapis na aana bhaaii

hum ka idhar bihari larka log ka dhaaga hi chahiye sirph

reh gai PFC tou oos ka bhi hum kuch karte urte haiN :ibutt

PFC ka Khatoon hain ka? haaaiinnn? To phir eehan mutter mutter ka kar rahi hain larka log main? jaa kar kabab oobab banavan ko bolein kuch, baaqi larki log ki tarah.... :stuartbroad

[Looney]

ye konsi zuban hai bhai logo

eee bihari bolay haiN hum idhar

aap ko aawat hai ? :manzoor:manzoor

[Looney]

PFC ka Khatoon hain ka? haaaiinnn? To phir eehan mutter mutter ka kar rahi hain larka log main? jaa kar kabab oobab banavan ko bolein kuch, baaqi larki log ki tarah.... :stuartbroad

lo tum ka ee pata hi nahi abhi tak ke PFC ek tho khatoon hai ?

and lol @ mutter mutter :)))

[Looney]

Did all the haram things I was craving for during Ramjan :D.

ee ka hum sunay rahe haiN ?

[kkmix]

haan woh purple wali hum aap ko dekhaye the na?

[Looney]

bhojai hai aap ki

sharam uram naahi aawat hai kaa ?

[pakcricketfan]

and LOLLL at PCF finally talking like Bihari, job well done guys, we've influenced her too. :akhtar

I'm learning the ropes... :fawad

Influenced me? :10: Biharis are born, not made :sami

PFC ka Khatoon hain ka? haaaiinnn? To phir eehan mutter mutter ka kar rahi hain larka log main? jaa kar kabab oobab banavan ko bolein kuch, baaqi larki log ki tarah.... :stuartbroad

Hadh kar diyo! Ek saal se PP pe aa rahay hain aap ko ye bhi nahi maaloom k hum khaatoon hain..? :))

Hum cooking vooking na jaantay hain.. jaa k kisi aur ko boliyay kabaab ubaab banaanay ko.

[violet_may]

haan woh purple wali hum aap ko dekhaye the na?

Lahaula wala quwwata illa bil-lah. :moyo

Hum cooking vooking na jaantay hain.. jaa k kisi aur ko boliyay kabaab ubaab banaanay ko.

Khabardaar! Agar humse kitchen wali baat ki naa, toh phir dekhyo! :133:

Hum jaante hain ke tum ladke log kaa bolne valay ho, eesliye hum khabardaar bole hain. Kaaa samjho?

[Looney]

aoor bihari babuas , vaat is da scene ? :74:

[violet_may]

kaam bahut hai, dat is scene.

[Looney]

sahi kahat hai boss . :(

[violet_may]

Kaahe? Kaahe tum ko eetna kaam hai? Aakheer kaaa karte ho tum jo eetna kaam bhagawe hai tum ko?

Vaaisee, kuch maizaak vaizaak nahin likhat tumne bahut aarse se. Kuch lateefa sunao? Kaa?

[kkmix]

hum oohi bolein ke kaa missing ossing sa lag raha hai ... hum idher post hi nahi kiya hain itte din se.

[violet_may]

What a liar. Abhi abhi toh udhar bari arbi varbi jhaar rahe the.

[Looney]

hum tou samjhay haiN ke tum log bihari bolna hi bhool gaye ho

baray angrez ungrez bannay chalay ho

[kkmix]

hum aik cheez notice kiye hain ... biharioon main ... ke koi bhi bewakoof nahi hota ... sab ke sab chalak hain :asad

[violet_may]

Looney, do you have a Bihari accent? :))

Allah hum sab koh mehfooz rakhe.

[violet_may]

Lols

True say about the chalaak thing. :altaf

[kkmix]

I donèt think anyone has Bihari accent anymore ... maybe people living in Bihar only.

[Looney]

Looney, do you have a Bihari accent? :))

Allah hum sab koh mehfooz rakhe.

tumka kaa lagta hai babu ? :shafiq

[Looney]

I donèt think anyone has Bihari accent anymore ... maybe people living in Bihar only.

or orangi :moyo

[Looney]

aray phir hiyaaN sab khamosh ?

kayeesa bihari log ho ? boltay hi nahi !

[kkmix]

kaa bolein bhaiyya jab humein bolne hi nahi diya jaata ...

koi bihari drama suggest karye gaa

[pakcricketfan]

Bihari toh khud chaltay phirtay draamay hotay hain.. kisi ko bhi dekh lo :)))

[zimmz]

ee dhaga hamre mann ko khoob bhaya hai...another sweet lingo :D

[Looney]

^ aap bhi kaa bihari uhari haiN ?


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@5: 43 :)))

[kkmix]

kaa keh rhaa hai bhaii

theek keh raha hai bhaii

ajab keh raha hai bhai

:)))

[kkmix]

lol who is in your avatar looney, which actor? his bihari acting is pretty good.

[Looney]

Majid Jehangir

[violet_may]

kaa keh rhaa hai bhaii

theek keh raha hai bhaii

ajab keh raha hai bhai

:)))

:))) :)))


Great show it was.

Aur sunaoo, kaaa ho raha hai eedhar bihari saathiyon? :altaf

[Looney]

ee ka babu ? altaph hussain ka phan un kab se ho gai tum ?

[kkmix]

hahaha aaj apni ammi se bihari main guftugu kar ke bara maza aaya :afridi

[violet_may]

:)))

I am not a fan of :altaf



What did you say to her in bihari? Something about the cheating fiasco? :amir

[kkmix]

nothing just random talk

One thing I noticed is that when I am talking to mom there is this little bihari thing, like when I am asking her something I end the sentence with a bihari touch. forexample when I am saying "aap aa gaeinnnnnn" (emphasis on nnnn)

&& you're a disgrace to biharis and Karachiites.

[violet_may]

abay chal

Just cuz I don't care for :altaf, I am now a disgrace?!

http://www.photohost.org/gallery/data/500/409vat_u_talking.jpg

I ate bihari kebab on Eid last week or so. This proves I am the best representative for biharis on PP.

[kkmix]

yes you're a disgrace ... don't call yourself bihari please.

[violet_may]

That's all you say? It's practically repetition. You are killing the thread kkmix. I was expecting a witty reply, so I could say something of substance after. Tsk tsk :altaf

[kkmix]

It's a hard job keeping the wit alive with all the restrictions. I think you're just jealous because you haven't got the bihari love that looney and I have got. You maybe just faking being a bihari.

[Looney]

ee lo bhai anrgreji maiN kaa bheetar bheetar kiye jaa rahe ho :inti

[pakcricketfan]

I had Bihari Kababs on the third day of Eid! :D

ee lo bhai anrgreji maiN kaa bheetar bheetar kiye jaa rahe ho :inti

:)))

[kkmix]

Damn you PFC, I miss those Bihari kabab dawats after baqra eid. :/

[amirfanforlife]

Pick it up folks. 12 more posts and we can beat the Pot thread.

You were saying, guys? :yk

edit: just realised I am contributing and helping this thread. Sugar.

[Looney]

I had Bihari Kababs on the third day of Eid! :D



:)))

Bara khil khila ke hassi ussi arahi hai ? :manzoor


PFC , shabash ab baaqi bihari babus ke liye apne cameray se bihari kabab ka pikchar uchar liyo bhai aur postwa kariyo eedhar



only 2 things i love about bakra eid , gaaye ghumana aur kabab banana :(

[Looney]

You were saying, guys? :yk

edit: just realised I am contributing and helping this thread. Sugar.

bannedforlife , itta ganda majaak ujaak kaahay ?

[Looney]

kaa sab chup ho bhai ? :altaf

[violet_may]

Kaa bolein? Hum yahan se jaa rahe hein babu

Hamari na maujood gi mein :misbah or :razzaq ko zaroor support karna


Allah jaane kitne aur match ka mujrim thread eedhar loug kholein ge :yk

[pakcricketfan]

Damn you PFC, I miss those Bihari kabab dawats after baqra eid. :/

Don't jalous.

Just heard from the kitchen... kal raat ko bar b q hai meray ghar mein. :D

Bara khil khila ke hassi ussi arahi hai ? :manzoor


PFC , shabash ab baaqi bihari babus ke liye apne cameray se bihari kabab ka pikchar uchar liyo bhai aur postwa kariyo eedhar

Meray cameray ki tou na hai, magar ee lo. Google se utthayi hai:

http://hotplatehalalrestaurant.com/images/behari_kabab.jpg



only 2 things i love about bakra eid , gaaye ghumana aur kabab banana :(

Not khaana?

[violet_may]

^
http://files.sharenator.com/drooling_homer_bcLbIGCQbPaE_Tell_Me_Something_Good _quotuprate_partyquot-s314x360-240619-535.gif

[Abdullah22]

abbey yeh kis tara ka dhaaga hai babu? humain bi to batao ke yeh bihari 'sihari' konsi zuban hai?

[kkmix]

Don't jalous.

Just heard from the kitchen... kal raat ko bar b q hai meray ghar mein. :D




hum ko nahi bolaeingi na, ab aisi osi baat hai, jaiye hum bhi aap ko daal chawal ke dawat main nahi bulaeinge.

[Looney]

Kaa bolein? Hum yahan se jaa rahe hein babu

Hamari na maujood gi mein :misbah or :razzaq ko zaroor support karna


Allah jaane kitne aur match ka mujrim thread eedhar loug kholein ge :yk

ee ka hum sun rahe haiN bhai


kahaN jaaye rahi ho ? hum na support karaiN haiN ee misbah ko sala crucial match hara deta hai babu

[Looney]

Don't jalous.

Just heard from the kitchen... kal raat ko bar b q hai meray ghar mein. :D



Meray cameray ki tou na hai, magar ee lo. Google se utthayi hai:

http://hotplatehalalrestaurant.com/images/behari_kabab.jpg





Not khaana?

banne ga tou khaayeN ge hi na :inzi


bare zaalim kabab lag rahe haiN :inti

[Looney]

abbey yeh kis tara ka dhaaga hai babu? humain bi to batao ke yeh bihari 'sihari' konsi zuban hai?

bihari bihar ka zabaan hai na bhai

kabhi dhoni ko bolte sune ho ? thori aur kosiss ke baad seekh jao ge

[violet_may]

Humko bahut zaroori kaam karna hai bay, eesliye hum yahan se jaarahe hein bhaee

Hum re liye dua zaroor karyo :moyo

[Looney]

kaahay ? kaa saadi biyah ka peelan ulaan hai ?

[pakcricketfan]

hum ko nahi bolaeingi na, ab aisi osi baat hai, jaiye hum bhi aap ko daal chawal ke dawat main nahi bulaeinge.

Na bulao. Hum konsa idhar marray ja rahe hain daal chawal k liye. :ajmal

[Looney]

2 hafta biryani khao daal chawal ko na tarse ho tou hamra naam badal deyo

[Awesome_Username]

ee ka idhar biryani ooryani ke baat chalaye hain aap log? kabab oobab khatam hogaya hai ka? haaain?

biryani se hum ko yaad aya... hum ka veg biryani khani pari kooch din pehle na... samjhe na aap?... veg biryani.. samjhe ka? samjhe na?... bahoot muskil se halaq se utri na babu... bahoot, ka kehte hain na, saadi hoti hai... samjhe na aap?

[kkmix]

^ ka keh raha hai bhaiii?

[Awesome_Username]

^ ka keh raha hai bhaiii?

ee hi to masla hai tum aaj kal ke larka log ka saath.... genin bahari samajh hi na aati hai aap logon ko na...

[Looney]

eik tho minute

ee veg biryani kaoon sa chirya ka naam hai bay ? tahiri ka baat kar raha hai tou tahiri bara acha hota hai hum ko tou bahut pasand hai bhai . veg biryani lekin hum na khaaye haiN

[Awesome_Username]

Ka kahien babu... oo ek sabzi khor dost ka saath khaan khaane gaye na hum... ab hum ko oohan jaakar murghi torna acha na laga na... hamra dost ka sochta hamre baare main... to ham bhi oohi kha liye jo oo kha raha tha.. samjhe na?

[Awesome_Username]

Kaahay bay? Itna khamoshi sa kaahay ko hai eehan? Bihari logan ke beech main itna khamoshi ho to confrum kuch dhamaka oomaka jaisi baat ka tayari horaha hota hai....

[kkmix]

:))):)))

babu hum is thread ko shuroo se parhe na, aur hans hans ke pagal ugal ho gaye.

boht kuch zyada majahiya thread hai. Hum jaroor sujjest kareinge yeh thread apne bihari dost vost ko.