2006 - Looking into my Crystal Ball

[Saj]

This post is meant to be lighthearted fun and is not meant to offend. Please feel free to add your own predictions for 2006.

Chris Broad - becomes the Australian Minister of Sport ( A job that many believed he has been doing for years)

Shane Warne and Ricky Ponting - Both players are appointed chairman and vice chairman of the newly formed Player and Umpire affiliation body.

Andre Nel - Gives up cricket to begin life as a nursery teacher.

Saurav Ganguly - Reappointed captain of the Indian cricket team after a coup. He immediately appoints himself chief selector and demotes Greg Chappell to coach of the Indian under 11 team.

Murali - MM is forced to retire from the game after the double jointed theory is thrown out of the window after his arm miraculously straightens during a test match.

Michael Vaughan - The Queen decides to take back his OBE after England are trashed by India, Sri Lanka and Pakistan in 2006.

Ian Botham - denounces his British Citizenship and decides to settle in Pakistan.

Shoaib Akhtar - is banned for 17 matches by match referee Mike Proctor for not appealing enough and not sledging the opposition enough during the home series versus India.

Mohammed Sami - Sami is quoted as being very proud of his achievments after he enters the record books for having the longest hair ever seen on a cricket field, as the length of his hair surpasses Rupa Singh of India.

Andrew Symonds - is out twice hit wicket as his big hair springs up and causes his cap to land on the stumps.

Harbajhan Singh - undergoes surgery at the request of the BCCI. His lips are stitched up to reduce the average of 19 interviews per day he has given to various Indian press sources.

Aleem Dar - receives death threats from unamed Australlian players after he only gives 7 lbw decisions in their favour during a test match in Sydney.

Viv Richards and Clive Lloyd - Make stunning comebacks for the West Indies after contract issues mean that the WICB turn to their past legends.

[Usman]

:))) :)))

[akpower]

lol

[Raz]

This post is meant to be lighthearted fun and is not meant to offend. Please feel free to add your own predictions for 2006.

Chris Broad - becomes the Australian Minister of Sport ( A job that many believed he has been doing for years)

Shane Warne and Ricky Ponting - Both players are appointed chairman and vice chairman of the newly formed Player and Umpire affiliation body.

Andre Nel - Gives up cricket to begin life as a nursery teacher.

Saurav Ganguly - Reappointed captain of the Indian cricket team after a coup. He immediately appoints himself chief selector and demotes Greg Chappell to coach of the Indian under 11 team.

Murali - MM is forced to retire from the game after the double jointed theory is thrown out of the window after his arm miraculously straightens during a test match.

Michael Vaughan - The Queen decides to take back his OBE after England are trashed by India, Sri Lanka and Pakistan in 2006.

Ian Botham - denounces his British Citizenship and decides to settle in Pakistan.

Shoaib Akhtar - is banned for 17 matches by match referee Mike Proctor for not appealing enough and not sledging the opposition enough during the home series versus India.

Mohammed Sami - Sami is quoted as being very proud of his achievments after he enters the record books for having the longest hair ever seen on a cricket field, as the length of his hair surpasses Rupa Singh of India.

Andrew Symonds - is out twice hit wicket as his big hair springs up and causes his cap to land on the stumps.

Harbajhan Singh - undergoes surgery at the request of the BCCI. His lips are stitched up to reduce the average of 19 interviews per day he has given to various Indian press sources.

Aleem Dar - receives death threats from unamed Australlian players after he only gives 7 lbw decisions in their favour during a test match in Sydney.

Viv Richards and Clive Lloyd - Make stunning comebacks for the West Indies after contract issues mean that the WICB turn to their past legends.

:))) :))) :))) :)))

Now this is the real Saj!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[z10]

(shock horror - not for the faint hearted)

sami takes a five-fer

(shock horror)

[Raz]

(shock horror - not for the faint hearted)

sami takes a five-fer

(shock horror)

Chup re Moppy! :P

[z10]

Chup re Moppy! :P


Raz mian

i admire your courage to stand up for the resident shampoo model :21: :21:

[Raz]

Raz mian

i admire your courage to stand up for the resident shampoo model :21: :21:

I admire your courage for standing up to me!!!!!!!

[Oxy]

I have a prediction:

-I appear on 'non-celebrity' fat club

-Razzler promises to post a clip of the 'Inzi and the Indian spectator brawl' in Toronto:)

[Fish]

Pakistan lose a test match and DONT blame the umpire.

[Oxy]

Pakistan lose a test match and DONT blame the umpire.

Has Umpire Hair been dropped from officiating in our games in 2006??? ;-)

[Somali Pirate]

Andre Nel - Gives up cricket to begin life as a nursery teacher.
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Ian Botham - denounces his British Citizenship and decides to settle in Pakistan.

Viv Richards and Clive Lloyd - Make stunning comebacks for the West Indies after contract issues mean that the WICB turn to their past legends.


:)) :))


Giles:Has been demoted down the english ranks.The premier spin bowler has lost his job within the english cricket team after the brutual onslaught from inzimam ul haq's pakistan this summer's tour of england.

But he has been given a vital life line by the england selectors.He has replaced merlin the bowling machine.................

[mooz]

Pakistan lose a test match and DONT blame the umpire.

Pakistan will not lose a test this year.

[Amir]

Pakistan lose a test match and DONT blame the umpire.

I think you are mistaking Pakistan for India.

[Empirebuiltolast]

Ian Botham - denounces his British Citizenship and decides to settle in Pakistan.

Harbajhan Singh - undergoes surgery at the request of the BCCI. His lips are stitched up to reduce the average of 19 interviews per day he has given to various Indian press sources.

Ha ha ha

[Zeenix]

Javed Miandad gives Credit to Bob Woolmer for making Pakistan an outstanding team

Rashid Latif doesn't cry foul after Pakistan Loss

Sarfaraz Nawaz praises the PCB, for keeping him out of team affairs

[entralinks]

entra succeeds Saj. >:

[Jimmy two-times]

entra succeeds Saj. >:

is that gonna be a bloodless coup like what mushy done nawaz sharif?

[MIG]

I post atleast 100,000 repetitive TSNs and bore the hell out of people
I ban atleast 20 people who call me boring
One of the people I ban turns out to be my long loist cousin from 1947 ...

[Jimmy two-times]

things for 2006:

paul collingwood announces his retirement from cricket to become fortune teller at the local circus.

harbhajan singh is signed up to star in chucky 5 film.

irfan pathan gets made honorary of the afro-american afro society.

graeme smith keeps his mouth shut for the entire year.

ramiz and sanjay release a pop song called 'i got u babe' which become no1 all over the world.

[Awesome Anjum]

lol Saj, the botham one was class.

[Easa]

things for 2006:

paul collingwood announces his retirement from cricket to become fortune teller at the local circus.

harbhajan singh is signed up to star in chucky 5 film.

irfan pathan gets made honorary of the afro-american afro society.

graeme smith keeps his mouth shut for the entire year.

ramiz and sanjay release a pop song called 'i got u babe' which become no1 all over the world.


:))) :O :))) :))) :))) :|

[entralinks]

things for 2006:

paul collingwood announces his retirement from cricket to become fortune teller at the local circus.

harbhajan singh is signed up to star in chucky 5 film.

irfan pathan gets made honorary of the afro-american afro society.

graeme smith keeps his mouth shut for the entire year.

ramiz and sanjay release a pop song called 'i got u babe' which become no1 all over the world. :)) :)) :))

[Daoud]

:)))
The Harbhajan one was the best

[Somali Pirate]

things for 2006:

paul collingwood announces his retirement from cricket to become fortune teller at the local circus.

harbhajan singh is signed up to star in chucky 5 film.

irfan pathan gets made honorary of the afro-american afro society.

graeme smith keeps his mouth shut for the entire year.

ramiz and sanjay release a pop song called 'i got u babe' which become no1 all over the world.


:))

[princeali]

:))) :)))

Great stuff Saj !