Rumours and Banter Thread

[Pakistaniboy]

Need some banter to spice up the league!

So Fellow Managers, Start Taking a dig at each other.

Critisise The Player, Staff, Etc.

Player Rumours, Press Conference Etc.

Start, Set And Gooooooo

[Pakistaniboy]

Astropussy Not A Title Contender - N Mafiosos Manager, Pakistaniboy.

- We`re Gonna Destroy Them.

- Space Cat will tell his players to "Park The Bus"

[Genghis]

There is already a 'Team news thread' as sticky. I suggest you think up a different thread title.

[Pakistaniboy]

There is already a 'Team news thread' as sticky. I suggest you think up a different thread title.

You`re Right.

How About Rumours and Banter Thread?

[Amoeba]

Look out for "Meet the Manzoors" which is an honest "fly on the wall" 50 part 278 hour documentary series taking viewers behind the scenes at one of the top 25 teams in the PPFMC.

Coming soon................

[Ibad17]

You`re Right.

How About Rumours and Banter Thread?

how about creating separate threads for all the special bantering. Like press conference type of stuff and other..

[Space Cat]

Space Cat injured in strange circumstances

Sources say the charismatic and handsome young manager of league contenders Astropussy was hospitalized last night after suffering injuries in two separate incidents. An insider in the Astropussy camp claims the manager, upon hearing comment from rival manager Pakistaniboy, fell off his chair in a fit of laughter and injured his back. This however was only minor compared to what was to happen next. As Space Cat was transported to hospital by ambulance he reportedly told the paramedics about the Pakistaniboy comment. The driver who was drinking coffee at the time, spat it out in a spasm of uncontrollable laughter which coated the windscreen making viability next to zero. The driver bravely managed to avoid traffic and crashed the ambulance into a nearby weasel sanctuary which suffered extensive damage although thankfully the weasels only received a few scrapes and bruises but were understandably shaken by the incident. When asked to comment the sanctuary owner only said; "weasels are an emotional animal and i need to be with them right now so we just want privacy".
Space Cat himself could not be reached for comment and when contacted the assistant of Pakistaniboy reportedly stated "can you call back later we are watching the Kardashians but please not too late because he has a Zumba class in the morning".

[iZeeshan]

Reuters - There are reports of Neymar being unhappy with his current team. Some say he wants to play for an orange team that serves good desi food. It is unclear what Neymar means by this, but for some reason, it has made manager Zeeshan Anwar very excited.

[Pakistaniboy]

Message From Neymar da Silva Santos Júnior

I do not know why some institutions or other team managers want to spread out lies by the help og news agencies.

I have never said anything like that and I will certainly not leave The Mafiosos.

Being here is a "dream come true" and working with a Legend like Our Manager(Pakistaniboy) is remarkable.

Norwegianmafiosos.no

[saj001]

Breaking news: Neymar agent is in talks with Gawalmandi Gang.

[Pakistaniboy]

Breaking News:

Alex De Silva is not longer Neymar da Silva Santos Júnior Agent

[saj001]

:))

[saj001]

Breaking News: We are not interested in Neymar - GG Manager

[Pakistaniboy]

Breaking News: We are not interested in Neymar - GG Manager

:yk

[aneeq7]

Breaking News: Ganso declining to join the Norwegian Mafiosos :))

[saj001]

Breaking News: GG Manager want to buy Huntelaar.

[Pakistaniboy]

Breaking News: Ganso declining to join the Norwegian Mafiosos :))

:facepalm:

Dont Forget The Deal!

[Pakistaniboy]

Agent:

Seydou Doumbia open for a move to another club after being left out in the cold by Legendary Manager, Pakistaniboy

[saj001]

^How much? :D

[aneeq7]

Breaking News: GG Manager want to buy Huntelaar.

:)) Never!

[saj001]

:)) Never!

We will give him offer which he can't refuse.

[aneeq7]

:facepalm:

Dont Forget The Deal!

Don't forget the MONEY and my André Schurrle :D :ahmed

[saj001]

Aneeq, how much do you want for Ganso?

[aneeq7]

We will give him offer which he can't refuse.

Give me Ribery and Iker Munain and we have a deal :))

[aneeq7]

Aneeq, how much do you want for Ganso?


How much do you want to give for him? :amir

[saj001]

How much do you want to give for him? :amir

More than PB.

[Pakistaniboy]

How much do you want to give for him? :amir

:))

That deal is already done!

Confirmed the moment mid season transfer window opens

[Pakistaniboy]

More than PB.

You Dont have money :yk

[saj001]

You Dont have money :yk

I can always request for more money or do a swap deal. :afridi

[aneeq7]

More than PB.

How do you know how much PB wants to give me..

:yk

[saj001]

How do you know how much PB wants to give me..

:yk

Whatever his offer is. :afridi

[aneeq7]

:))

That deal is already done!

Confirmed the moment mid season transfer window opens

And yeah, apni zubaan par pakka rehna chahye hai!










:moyo

[aneeq7]

Whatever his offer is. :afridi

The Deal was Andre Schurrle and 60 million.. ;)

What will you give me ? :ahmed

[saj001]

The Deal was Andre Schurrle and 60 million.. ;)

What will you give me ? :ahmed

60 mill for ganso? :))

I will give you Fab.

[aneeq7]

60 mill for ganso? :))

I will give you Fab.

:)) Not enough. PBs givin' me 25m + Schurrle!

[Ibad17]

looks like it is the mid season transfer window..

[aneeq7]

Breaking NEWS: Messi has decided to join The Real Kings FC for 1€

[Pakistaniboy]

looks like it is the mid season transfer window..

Nah just player rumours :yk

[saj001]

:)) Not enough. PBs givin' me 25m + Schurrle!

:))

Like i'm gonna swap Fab for Gand.o.

[withlovefrom vizag]

PP TV reports :

"Trailblazers UTD are determined to win the next match & end the winning streak of table toppers Mogadishu Shiver me Timbers" said TBZ UTD manager withlovefrom vizag in a press release.

[aneeq7]

PP TV reports :

"Trailblazers UTD are determined to win the next match & end the winning streak of table toppers Mogadishu Shiver me Timbers" said TBZ UTD manager withlovefrom vizag in a press release.

PLEASE DO THAT! :gul

[Mohsin]

The dashing Real Fortis manager who claimed in the infamous start of season press conference to be the 'Special One' has challenged the teams of the PPFMC to get anything from their games at the Olympic Fort. The teams home record has been second to none this season, with Real Fortis unbeaten thus far.

Mohsin also had something to say about the dress senses of some of the managers, claiming it looked like they 'were dressed in the dark by a blind monkey', pointing out the 'crazy beards' and 'crazy tracksuits' some managers have been seen sporting so far this season. 'it's a good thing I'm sponsored by Giorgione Armani isn't it' he added.

[Ibad17]

Breaking NEWS: Messi has decided to join The Real Kings FC for 1€

WHAT!!! :junaid

[aneeq7]

WHAT!!! :junaid

:butt

[saj001]

Breaking NEWS: Messi has decided to join The Real Kings FC for 1€

Rizzy and me have a deal in place. If Messi ever leaves RM, he will come to GG.

[Pakistaniboy]

The Guardian:

N Mafiosos Negotiators Flying Out To India To Meet Trailblazer Utd Board And Manager Mr. Vizag to finalise a deal for Hulk

[saj001]

Financial Times:

Gawalmandi Gang special delegation is ALREADY in India to finalize a deal for Hulk.

[Pakistaniboy]

Financial Times:

Gawalmandi Gang special delegation is ALREADY in India to finalize a deal for Hulk.

The Guardian:

Gawalmandi Gang in debt and would therfore not be able to put together an acceptable deal for Hulk

[saj001]

We have a lot of money - GG Manager

[Pakistaniboy]

We have a lot of money - GG Manager

:yk

We`ll See ;-)

[withlovefrom vizag]

PP TV reports abt a recent fall out b/w TBZ manager and TOI :

TOI : Do u believe rumors abt match fixing in PPFMC are true ?

TBZ UTD manager : ***?! Match fixing?? i never heard any fixing rumors....i shud've told my agent to not arrange any interview with toilet papers....(walked away)

[Pakistaniboy]

PP TV reports abt a recent fall out b/w TBZ manager and TOI :

TOI : Do u believe rumors abt match fixing in PPFMC are true ?

TBZ UTD manager : ***?! Match fixing?? i never heard any fixing rumors....i shud've told my agent to not arrange any interview with toilet papers....(walked away)

:))

[withlovefrom vizag]

It is reported that Officials of Finance Ministry of GoI have confiscated documents related to Gawalmandi Gang and Norwegian Mafiosos football clubs.

Breaking Now.....Officials replied that these football clubs have violated FEMA regulations.

[Pakistaniboy]

Breaking News:

After Recent Developments where the GoI confiscated the documents of N Mafiosos and later apologised we have an interesting turn where Hulk is pushing for a move after N Mafiosos and Trailblazers Utd Fail To Reach An Agreement.

Associated Press

[Green Leopard]

PP TV reports :

"Trailblazers UTD are determined to win the next match & end the winning streak of table toppers Mogadishu Shiver me Timbers" said TBZ UTD manager withlovefrom vizag in a press release.

Balotelli: Little girls belong in the playground, the blazers should enroll into a nursery school to join them.

http://www.blog-humour.net/wp-content/uploads/mvbthumbs/img_50086_balotelli-funny-pictures-memes.jpg

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[withlovefrom vizag]

^^^You should toss out more of your funny remarks, that's all they're good for.

[iZeeshan]

Yahoo! - BL Manager iZeeshan has taken all his players out for Biryani in a special effort to pump his players up for tomorrow's game and score some goals. Rumor has it that he especially forced extra chicken down Robinho and Walcott's throats to juice up their speed a little more.

It's quite a random move from the manager. There are some suspicions revolving around this new Biryani tactic.

[withlovefrom vizag]

Mogadishu,Get ready for some ___ whopping from the monster !!!!

26167

[cricketjoshila]

Breaking News

Red Army to fight for Mesut Ozil:In a controversial decision the former Red Army Manager had sold star Midfielder to the Red Knights.It now emerges that the former manager was already on notice when the deal happened and hence legally not allowed to deal in transfers.The present manager of the Reds CJ has already asked the board to start proceedings to bring Ozil back.

[Afrid1]

Breaking News:

Mario Gotze of The Entertainers has formally agreed to join The Huntsmen. The move is expected to be made public during the mid season transfer window, but the contract has already been signed :)

http://totalfootballmadness.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Mario-Goetze-1.jpg

[Geordie Ahmed]

Breaking News:

Mario Gotze of The Entertainers has formally agreed to join The Huntsmen. The move is expected to be made public during the mid season transfer window, but the contract has already been signed :)

http://totalfootballmadness.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Mario-Goetze-1.jpg


Geordie Ahmed has reacted angrily to news that The Huntsmen have agreed to sign Mario Gotze. Whilst Geordie Ahmed was not prepared to confirm or deny a contract is in place he was not happy about a rival manager discussing one of his key players on the eve of an important match

Below is an exclusive image of a disappointed Geordie Ahmed












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[Pakistaniboy]

Looks Like This Thread Is Going Well :)

[Pakistaniboy]

Geordie Ahmed has reacted angrily to news that The Huntsmen have agreed to sign Mario Gotze. Whilst Geordie Ahmed was not prepared to confirm or deny a contract is in place he was not happy about a rival manager discussing one of his key players on the eve of an important match

Below is an exclusive image of a disappointed Geordie Ahmed














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Starting to lose hair Geordie :yk

[Geordie Ahmed]

Starting to lose hair Geordie :yk

The stress of management taking its toll :yk

[Pakistaniboy]

The Guardian

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Norwegian Mafiosos agree £38m deal for Brazilian international Hulk from Trailblazers Utd

• Striker will shortly open discussions on personal terms

[Genghis]

Reuters: Matchfixer manager Mr. Genghis has put striker Carlos Tevez on notice that he must sort out his mental state or begin looking for another club. The Argentinean forward has been in attritious form all season and is yet to feature on the scoresheet. In his last game he was even handed a penalty to break the drought but failed miserably. Several clubs have vested interest in the troubled and apparently homesick striker. Recently one of the Manzoors was seen having lassi with Tevez in Bradistan. It was unconfirmed which of the identical brothers it was.

[saj001]

Genghis, wanna swap Ribery for tevez in mid season transfer window?

[iZeeshan]

Tweet from iZeeshan

I'm quite new to this FM cheez so maine mistake kar dia. Have too many defenders, I can definitely batao to everyone that some of them will be on the transfer bazaar

[Mohsin]

Don't make this the mid-season transfer thread guys lol, just clogs up the thread with more and more posts

[Pakistaniboy]

Don't make this the mid-season transfer thread guys lol, just clogs up the thread with more and more posts

lol yeah.

[Afrid1]

Geordie Ahmed has reacted angrily to news that The Huntsmen have agreed to sign Mario Gotze. Whilst Geordie Ahmed was not prepared to confirm or deny a contract is in place he was not happy about a rival manager discussing one of his key players on the eve of an important match

Below is an exclusive image of a disappointed Geordie Ahmed












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The Huntsmen manager Afrid1 has launched a court case against The Guardian for hacking phone calls between himself and The Entertainers manager, Geordie Ahmed, on the subject of Mario Gotze's transfer to The Huntsmen. Geordie Ahmed himself has not yet made clear as to whether he is also suing the fraudulent paper...

More to follow...

[iZeeshan]

Don't make this the mid-season transfer thread guys lol, just clogs up the thread with more and more posts

The transfer window was the best part of this!

Why not start making some deals in advance :P

[Amoeba]

It looks like the talented Argentinian Saviola may be on his way out of the Bradistaan Oval. On a recent unauthorised break to visit friends back home he tweeted in Spanish:-

"The club is run by complete loons. The manager Taaj watches Avatar all day and wants us to wear blue so we can ghost in behind defenders. The famously flamboyant Coach Waaj likes us in pink and is very hands-on in his approach - that's all I can say at the moment without involving the Police and Chairman Saaj will do anything for money. You know it is actually the coach driver who picks the team! That's why Karsic and Kranjcar are ahead of me! They make Maradonna look sane!

In response manager Taaj tweeted through club secreatary, the famous Lollywood playback singer and one time siren, Baaji Manzoor:-

"Woh munda kee kenda? Meinu koi Spanish Wanish nai andi!"

In other news powerful shareholder Raaj Manzoor, who is based in Dubai for allegedly legal reasons, initially confirmed it was him who met up with unsettled Carlos Tevez for a lassi in Bradistaan recently. "Yes! Keep it quiet for now my fans but I've done the deal to swap Agbonlahar-haha-haha for Tevez and Messi in a groundbreaking player sharing move. Agbonlahar-haha-haha will play alternate weeks for the MatchFixers and Mafiosi"

However when the Bradistaan Vice squad was alerted to the tweet which seemed to contravene the conditions laid down by authorities he retracted his statement:-

"It wasn't me - must have been one of the other Morons....I mean Manzoors.....but it was defintely my idea!"

[Mohsin]

^^:))):)))

"The club is run by complete loons. The manager Taaj watches Avatar all day and wants us to wear blue so we can ghost in behind defenders. The famously flamboyant Coach Waaj likes us in pink and is very hands-on in his approach - that's all I can say at the moment without involving the Police and Chairman Saaj will do anything for money. You know it is actually the coach driver who picks the team! That's why Karsic and Kranjcar are ahead of me! They make Maradonna look sane!

LMAO :))):))):))):))) especially Waaj!

[Pakistaniboy]

It looks like the talented Argentinian Saviola may be on his way out of the Bradistaan Oval. On a recent unauthorised break to visit friends back home he tweeted in Spanish:-

"The club is run by complete loons. The manager Taaj watches Avatar all day and wants us to wear blue so we can ghost in behind defenders. The famously flamboyant Coach Waaj likes us in pink and is very hands-on in his approach - that's all I can say at the moment without involving the Police and Chairman Saaj will do anything for money. You know it is actually the coach driver who picks the team! That's why Karsic and Kranjcar are ahead of me! They make Maradonna look sane!

In response manager Taaj tweeted through club secreatary, the famous Lollywood playback singer and one time siren, Baaji Manzoor:-

"Woh munda kee kenda? Meinu koi Spanish Wanish nai andi!"

In other news powerful shareholder Raaj Manzoor, who is based in Dubai for allegedly legal reasons, initially confirmed it was him who met up with unsettled Carlos Tevez for a lassi in Bradistaan recently. "Yes! Keep it quiet for now my fans but I've done the deal to swap Agbonlahar-haha-haha for Tevez and Messi in a groundbreaking player sharing move. Agbonlahar-haha-haha will play alternate weeks for the MatchFixers and Mafiosi"

However when the Bradistaan Vice squad was alerted to the tweet which seemed to contravene the conditions laid down by authorities he retracted his statement:-

"It wasn't me - must have been one of the other Morons....I mean Manzoors.....but it was defintely my idea!"

:)))

Class.

[Genghis]

Nice one Amoeba! :))

That Raaj Manzoor is a real concern for our club. I think he was playing kabadi with Gareth (Batman) Bale over the weekend too.

[iZeeshan]

Nice one Amoeba! :))

That Raaj Manzoor is a real concern for our club. I think he was playing kabadi with Gareth (Batman) Bale over the weekend too.

Genghis, did you know Ronaldo's agent contacted me today? Just giving you a head's up.

[Pakistaniboy]

Breaking News

Norwegian Mafiosos Director of Sports, Narangoda Liyanaarachchilage Lakuchi Chirantha Fanrana Mantana and Owner Bob will hold a press conference regarding Legendary Manager, Pakistaniboy , tomorrow afternoon.

BBC

[Amoeba]

Nice one Amoeba! :))

That Raaj Manzoor is a real concern for our club. I think he was playing kabadi with Gareth (Batman) Bale over the weekend too.

Yes I gather it was him who advised Batman to pull out of the Olympics......

[Ibad17]

Breaking News

Norwegian Mafiosos Director of Sports, Narangoda Liyanaarachchilage Lakuchi Chirantha Fanrana Mantana and Owner Bob will hold a press conference regarding Legendary Manager, Pakistaniboy , tomorrow afternoon.

BBC

big news.. :akhtar

[Pakistaniboy]

big news.. :akhtar

I have already got the message from the board...

:iqasim

[Geordie Ahmed]

Genghis, did you know Ronaldo's agent contacted me today? Just giving you a head's up.

Not sure why you are giving Genghis the heads up since Ronaldo is my player :yk

[Pakistaniboy]

Not sure why you are giving Genghis the heads up since Ronaldo is my player :yk

Thats Epic Fail :))

[Amoeba]

Not sure why you are giving Genghis the heads up since Ronaldo is my player :yk

And the famously flamboyant coach of Taaj Manzoor 1st XV - Waaj Manzoor has frequently expressed in the past a great desire to work very closely with Ronaldo...............

[Pakistaniboy]

Legendary Manager Pakistaniboy Ready For Royal Mafia?

Tomorrows Press Conference could leave many hopefull Mafiosos fans in tatters after The Sun understands is negotiations between the Board of Royal Mafia and N Mafiosos.

It is being reported that the Manager of Royal Mafia, King Rizzy is in trouble after forcing the Owner of Royal Mafia to do a Monkey Dance in the game of "Simon Says"

The Owner is apparently interested to buy out the Legendary Manager Pakistaniboy out of his contract to then offer him the role of Manager.

The Sun - The Best Source You Can Possibly Get ;-)

[iZeeshan]

Not sure why you are giving Genghis the heads up since Ronaldo is my player :yk

Thats Epic Fail :))

Laugh now boys, but it's all part of the plan :akhtar

(stupid Gs)

[Genghis]

Genghis, did you know Ronaldo's agent contacted me today? Just giving you a head's up.

I don't have Ronaldo, so you can talk with his agent all you want... :fawad

[Genghis]

Yes I gather it was him who advised Batman to pull out of the Olympics......

Hands off :batman: ... He's a fixer ... A MatchFixer I mean to say!

[Amoeba]

Hands off :batman: ... He's a fixer ... A MatchFixer I mean to say!

Yes Raaj Manzoor heard those rumours about Batman from bookie circles in Dubai,,,,,,

[withlovefrom vizag]

PP TV reports:

PP : Are u satisfied with the draw?Even though u guys you didnt won the match,your team successfully ended the winning streak of Mogadishu.

Mr.Vizag : Not really satisfied with the result,coz our team has the potential to win against any team and a draw against an ordinary team like Mogadishu is definitely not welcoming.But under the current circumstances we take the result !

[King_Rizzy]

Legendary Manager Pakistaniboy Ready For Royal Mafia?

Tomorrows Press Conference could leave many hopefull Mafiosos fans in tatters after The Sun understands is negotiations between the Board of Royal Mafia and N Mafiosos.

It is being reported that the Manager of Royal Mafia, King Rizzy is in trouble after forcing the Owner of Royal Mafia to do a Monkey Dance in the game of "Simon Says"

The Owner is apparently interested to buy out the Legendary Manager Pakistaniboy out of his contract to then offer him the role of Manager.

The Sun - The Best Source You Can Possibly Get ;-)

If Simon says it, you've got to do it! I don't know why he's crying now.

[Space Cat]

Softer Side To Astropussy Manager?

Today football fans were witness to a rather touching moment after today's one sided contest between Astropussy and the Norwegian Mafiosos. Space Cat, the iconic manager of Astropussy was seen offering a tissue to his distraught and weeping rival manager Pakistaniboy.

One source even suggested four tissues were handed over, one for each goal scored.

[Mohsin]

And the famously flamboyant coach of Taaj Manzoor 1st XV - Waaj Manzoor has frequently expressed in the past a great desire to work very closely with Ronaldo...............

:)) I wanna hear from Waaj more, seems anything can happen with him!

[Ibad17]

[B]Space Cat, the iconic manager of Astropussy was seen offering a tissue to his distraught and weeping rival manager Pakistaniboy.

One source even suggested four tissues were handed over, one for each goal scored.


:)):)):))

[Amoeba]

For Mohsin,

You may have missed when Waaj made his first appearance after Game 1:-


After a bad tempered game in the searing heat of the Bradistaan Bowl (or what remains of it) neither manager Taaj Manzoor or Chairman Saaj Manzoor were available for comment. Instead it was left upto the famously flamboyant coach Waaj Manzoor, wearing this season's pink sequinned training top, to offer his opinions.

"Obviously happy to register our first win of the season. It was the first chance we have had to play at home ever since the riots in the summer when the Bradistaan bowl was set alight using a mixture of petrol bombs and Aunty Samira's pakora mix.

We really wanted to put in a good performance and so very pleased with the lads. The opposition were a bit nasty especially that horrid, but damn gorgeous, Cesc Febregas so it was very funny when we won through an own goal......... in Fergie time.

Oh I would just like to add that the rumours that I am in anyway related to Taaj and Saaj Manzoor are simply ridiculous. We may be brothers but that is as far as it goes. Our relationship is purely professional."

[Afrid1]

The Huntsmen manager Afrid1 has launched a court case against The Guardian for hacking phone calls between himself and The Entertainers manager, Geordie Ahmed, on the subject of Mario Gotze's transfer to The Huntsmen. Geordie Ahmed himself has not yet made clear as to whether he is also suing the fraudulent paper...

Update: The Guardian representatives have gone into hiding and have not answered any calls. Afrid1 is still looking to press charges against them

[Geordie Ahmed]

And the famously flamboyant coach of Taaj Manzoor 1st XV - Waaj Manzoor has frequently expressed in the past a great desire to work very closely with Ronaldo...............


Geordie Ahmed released the following statement on his website

"I can confirm I was recently approached by a dubious and dodgy character by the name of Khaaj Manzoor (see picture below) purportedly representing the shady Manzoor "family", I was offered a lot of money and assistance in setting up a bank account abroad named after my dog and the year of my birth (this part may or mat not have any resemblance to a real life incident involving a face twitching, cockney **** quote whore) plus all the donner kebab I can eat (garlic + chilli sauce not included) in return for Cristiano Ronaldo

"I quickly rejected this offer and have reported Khaaj Manzoor to the authorities. I was never tempted to accept this offer because I don't have a dog (cats are superior), plus what kind amateurs don't offer sauces with their donner kebab, ridiculous"



























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Khaaj Manzoor

[Pakistaniboy]

Norwegian Mafiosos

Press Release

The Legendary Manager, Pakistaniboy has turned down the offer to become the Manager of Royal Mafia.

Mr. Pakistaniboy has signed a new contract which will make him the highest paid Manager in the world.

The Manager will get a big transfer budget to strenghten the squad with.

Royal Mafia Manager, King Rizzy will now continue as Manager after the club failed to sign Mr. Pakistaniboy.


Norwegianmafiosos.no/pressrelease/pakistaniboy/renewal

[iZeeshan]

Pboy, I keep getting calls from Neymar.

I told him what I heard from his team's manager, because you know, I respect you, but this kid is just insolent. Told me he might even underperform if he doesn't get some of that Biryani soon.

Think about it ;)

[Pakistaniboy]

Pboy, I keep getting calls from Neymar.

I told him what I heard from his team's manager, because you know, I respect you, but this kid is just insolent. Told me he might even underperform if he doesn't get some of that Biryani soon.

Think about it ;)

He can rot on the bench in that case :))

[iZeeshan]

He can rot on the bench in that case :))

Rather than get big money for him?

You're making a mistake bro.

[Pakistaniboy]

Breaking News

Casillas Spotted At N Mafiosos Head Office

Sky Sports

[Afrid1]

Breaking News

Casillas Spotted At N Mafiosos Head Office

Sky Sports

Casillas was also spotted at The Huntsmen training ground giving out drinks to the players :O

[Pakistaniboy]

Casillas was also spotted at The Huntsmen training ground giving out drinks to the players :O

Yayha Is not a reliable source :yk

[Genghis]

Reuters: It has been revealed that the much maligned cricketer - Mr. Wiiicket has expressed an interest in managing a PPFCM team. "I bring excitement wherever I go. You should see how much interest I have brought since I returned to the PPCL. Cricket, Soccer - no difference at all. Any club would love to have me manage them." Rumour is that certain struggling boards have been in contact with Mr. Wiiicket and are contemplating sacking their manager so early in the season. "We may see some heads roll soon," was Wiiicket's final remark. His former team-mates Mr. Genghis, Mr. Aneeq and Mr. iZeeshan declined to comment on this bizare sequence of events.

:dd

[Pakistaniboy]

Reuters: It has been revealed that the much maligned cricketer - Mr. Wiiicket has expressed an interest in managing a PPFCM team. "I bring excitement wherever I go. You should see how much interest I have brought since I returned to the PPCL. Cricket, Soccer - no difference at all. Any club would love to have me manage them." Rumour is that certain struggling boards have been in contact with Mr. Wiiicket and are contemplating sacking their manager so early in the season. "We may see some heads roll soon," was Wiiicket's final remark. His former team-mates Mr. Genghis, Mr. Aneeq and Mr. iZeeshan declined to comment on this bizare sequence of events.

:dd

Allah Maaf Kare

:yk

[Amoeba]

Reuters: It has been revealed that the much maligned cricketer - Mr. Wiiicket has expressed an interest in managing a PPFCM team. "I bring excitement wherever I go. You should see how much interest I have brought since I returned to the PPCL. Cricket, Soccer - no difference at all. Any club would love to have me manage them." Rumour is that certain struggling boards have been in contact with Mr. Wiiicket and are contemplating sacking their manager so early in the season. "We may see some heads roll soon," was Wiiicket's final remark. His former team-mates Mr. Genghis, Mr. Aneeq and Mr. iZeeshan declined to comment on this bizare sequence of events.

:dd

This Mr Wiiicket doesn't happen to be based in Dubai for allegedlly legal reasons and a major shareholder in one of the top 25 clubs in the PPFMC......by any chance?

[Genghis]

This Mr Wiiicket doesn't happen to be based in Dubai for allegedlly legal reasons and a major shareholder in one of the top 25 clubs in the PPFMC......by any chance?
No one knows ... he's a bit of an enigma!

Here's some background information for anyone confused:
http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/showthread.php?t=158334

[Pakistaniboy]

This Mr Wiiicket doesn't happen to be based in Dubai for allegedlly legal reasons and a major shareholder in one of the top 25 clubs in the PPFMC......by any chance?

He is a friend of Mr. Waaj

:yk

[Amoeba]

Waaj Manzoor, pictured below by the touchline at a recent game, has many many friends..........

[Mohsin]

BREAKING NEWS: We are receiving reports that coaches of Taaj Manzoor 1st XI had, this morning, been taken into custody on suspicions of not having the correct documents to reside within the country. Following an anonymous tip-off...the source of which shall remain anonymous...Mr Manzoor was taken into custody at 8:30am following a raid upon his 'high street farm house'.

The interview took place at the same time, a new BBC documentary about the dangers of the UKs borders was being filmed...due to release in the Autumn on BBC3:

dCk6fSQ21rY

There has not yet been no official word from Mr Manzoor who was released on bail

[Pakistaniboy]

Transfer Rumour:

N Mafiosos Interested in Bringing In All Stars XI Striker Edinson Cavani.

[Sidcricfan]

UEFA.com - Stunners FC assistant manager seen accepting money from 6 unknown men. Organizing committee says it will ensure strict action is taken against him. Meanwhile, Sid remained unavailable for comments.
This explains why Malouda was playing as a defender. :haha:

[Pakistaniboy]

UEFA.com - Stunners FC assistant manager seen accepting money from 6 unknown men. Organizing committee says it will ensure strict action is taken against him. Meanwhile, Sid remained unavailable for comments.
This explains why Malouda was playing as a defender. :haha:

Ban Him! :haha:

:yk

[Pak_NM]

Transfer Rumour:

N Mafiosos Interested in Bringing In All Stars XI Striker Edinson Cavani.
All Stars XI manager Pak_NM issues a hands off warning regarding Cavani

Pak_NM has responded angrily to speculation that star striker Edinson Cavani is set to leave Stadium Stars after just half a season since his record move that was worth up to £70m.

"Edinson is going nowwhere, especially not to to those dodgy Mafiosos who seem to be whoring to the press and trying to unsettle players. I will report them to the the FA if they continue these under handed tactics."

Cavani himself was unavailable to comment as rumours are he is with the physio doing some extra recuperating in a bid to get fit quicker.

[Pakistaniboy]

Report:

Edinson Cavani is considering to hand in a transfer request after getting angered by his Manager.

[Amoeba]

After much speculation and rumour in the sporting press Saaj Manzoor, chairman of Taaj Manzoor 1st XV - one of the top 25 clubs in the PPFMC, has finally broken his silence.

It was though left up to club secretary Baaji Manzoor to actually release the terse statement. Baaji in her heyday was a famous Lollywood playback singer and one time siren. However having fallen on hard times she gratefully accepted the opportunity to become the fourth wife of chairman - Saaj Manzoor, after meeting in a speakeasy in Sheffield where she worked as a karoke hostess. In what is widely seen as a pitiful attempt to revive her flagging reputation she will shortly be appearing in this autumn's series of "I'm a desperate Essex Housewife....Please Get me a Career or a Rich Carer......"

The short statement read....." There have been many rumours recently about my beloved club, that we or parties connected to the club have in any way tried to make contact with Ronaldo. These are wholly untrue as Taaj was too busy writing his screenplay for Avatar 2, Paaji was on a scouting trip with Lee CARsley in CARshalton and Waaj had taken the entire youth squad to Ibiza for personal training and conditioning."

Saaj also revealed that true fans of the club could now show their support by voting for their favourite Manzoor on a specially commissioned phone poll......calls cost 2.39 pounds per min, calls last approximately 9 hours, 31 minutes, 27 seconds........

[King_Rizzy]

Haha Amoeba would be awesome in PPCL.

[Mohsin]

Waaj had taken the entire youth squad to Ibiza for personal training and conditioning."

:))):))):))):))) LMAO oh God!

[Amoeba]

Haha Amoeba would be awesome in PPCL.

One day inshallah.

Meanwhile powerful shareholder Raaj Manzoor, who is based in Dubai for allegedly legal reasons has been busy on twitter again after hearing the statement.

"Ignore what Saaj says....I will do anything for the club I love....It was me and our dad Kaaj who met up with Ronaldo. It will all be down to my efforts and hard work when he signs for the mighty pinks."

Kaaj, 72, is based in Pakistan for allegedly sporting reasons - given that he is currently one half of the nation's most successful synchronised swimming pair in history.

[Genghis]

Haha Amoeba! Epic stuff. How do you come up with this stuff?

[Pakistaniboy]

Haha Amoeba! Epic stuff. How do you come up with this stuff?

Its Indeed Amazing!

[Amoeba]

Haha Amoeba! Epic stuff. How do you come up with this stuff?

Thanks. I don't make it up........it's all true!

[Genghis]

Thanks. I don't make it up........it's all true!

Offcourse it is. Just like this league! Say 'hi' to Ronaldo from Genghis! He probably remembers the last time I beat him at carrom.

[Amoeba]

Yeah sure and Gareth Bale tells me to say hello to you.........

[Pakistaniboy]

Pique on his way to Mafiosos?

It has been reported that the Mafiosos is ready to spend big on G Gangs star player, Pique.

[King_Rizzy]

Messi heading for the exit door?

It seems Royal Mafia F.C are looking to offload 3 time World Player of the Year Lionel Messi in the next transfer window. Apparently Rizzy's side are unable to keep up with the player's weekly wage which is causing a huge strain on the club's finances. Reportedly the Argentinian super star is earning in excess of £200k per week and whichever team wishes to secure his services will be required to pay £300k per week, but also a transfer fee of around £100M.

Nobody from Royal Mafia F.C was available to comment.

Source: www.theentertainers.co.uk

[Pakistaniboy]

Messi heading for the exit door?

It seems Royal Mafia F.C are looking to offload 3 time World Player of the Year Lionel Messi in the next transfer window. Apparently Rizzy's side are unable to keep up with the player's weekly wage which is causing a huge strain on the club's finances. Reportedly the Argentinian super star is earning in excess of £200k per week and whichever team wishes to secure his services will be required to pay £300k per week, but also a transfer fee of around £100M.

Nobody from Royal Mafia F.C was available to comment.

Source: www.theentertainers.co.uk

60+ Jadson would be enough.

Dont you think so? :D

[Pakistaniboy]

60+ Jadson would be enough.

Dont you think so? :D

No response from Rizzy..

Yet

:P

[King_Rizzy]

It's just a rumour :))

[Mohsin]

VAN PERSIE LEAVING THE FORT?

It seems the roller coaster that is Real Fortis continues provide surprises, with timings within the camp that the manager is looking to off-load the misfiring striker at the first chance. it must be remembered following the following the last loss in the league for Real Fortis, rumours of arguments and a flying boot came out of the camp, though neither Mohsin or RVP commented on the rumours.
Robin Van Persie wasn't available for comment, though the Fortis manager stated only that 'Van Persies a world class striker, it would be crazy to gt rid of a world class striker...without another one in the wings'. Will Real Fortisbe wiling to sell theirstar striker? Will Fortis be spending big in the forthcoming transfer window? Only time will tell.

Source: The Butttimes :ibutt

[Mohsin]

^^ooh was he serious or not...I wonder

[Pakistaniboy]

It's just a rumour :))

:yk

Of Course It Is.

Asking Price of 100 Mill.

Down from 500 Mill

Well...

[Amoeba]

^^ooh was he serious or not...I wonder

Wouldn't trust anything coming out from The Butt-Times.........

[Pakistaniboy]

Alexis Sanchez On His Way To The Mafiosos?

Kings Utd Star Alexis Sanchez could be on his way to N Mafiosos after he was spotted in a Restaurant with the Mafiosos Director of Sports, Bob.

Sky Sports

[Ibad17]

Transfer Window News:

The Mid-Season Transfer window will be opened after match day 4 of Copa do Fenomeno.

[King_Rizzy]

Should be good.

[Sidcricfan]

Transfer window after match day 4!!! Yay!!

[iZeeshan]

I will have several players up for trade because I need an out & out striker, or a quality CAM.

Felipe Melo
Brede Hangeland/Naldo/Mehmet Topal/Miranda/Eric Abidal (only a total of 3 can leave)
Ezequiel Lavezzi/Klose

^These are the players I'm willing to trade, but that doesn't mean any one on my team is completely off the market. I am just really missing a quality striker.

[Sidcricfan]

^ I am interested in Klose.

[Pakistaniboy]

Anyone who wants Jadson?

Or Maybe Simao?

[cricketjoshila]

I will have several players up for trade because I need an out & out striker, or a quality CAM.

Felipe Melo
Brede Hangeland/Naldo/Mehmet Topal/Miranda/Eric Abidal (only a total of 3 can leave)
Ezequiel Lavezzi/Klose

^These are the players I'm willing to trade, but that doesn't mean any one on my team is completely off the market. I am just really missing a quality striker.



How.much for klose plus lavezzi?

[Pakistaniboy]

I will have several players up for trade because I need an out & out striker, or a quality CAM.

Felipe Melo
Brede Hangeland/Naldo/Mehmet Topal/Miranda/Eric Abidal (only a total of 3 can leave)
Ezequiel Lavezzi/Klose

^These are the players I'm willing to trade, but that doesn't mean any one on my team is completely off the market. I am just really missing a quality striker.

...

30 Mill + Jadson for Lavezzi?

I think its a good deal since you get a CAM(Jadson)

[iZeeshan]

We'll see once the official window opens.

I really much rather prefer a pure striker, so let's see what people have to offer.

I just posted it so people keep it in their minds :)

[Pakistaniboy]

how about 30 Mill + Forlan?

[iZeeshan]

That's not a bad offer actually, we'll see once the window opens - I'm not making any promises right now

Lavezzi is one of my top players so I want to see all considerations for him first

VDV is better than Jadson, so I don't really need him

[Pakistaniboy]

That's not a bad offer actually, we'll see once the window opens - I'm not making any promises right now

Lavezzi is one of my top players so I want to see all considerations for him first

VDV is better than Jadson, so I don't really need him

Cool.

I can offer you upto 35 + Forlan btw :D

[iZeeshan]

Cool.

I can offer you upto 35 + Forlan btw :D

I want someone better :afridi

[Pakistaniboy]

I want someone better :afridi

30 + Seydou Doumbia.

[murphyslaw79]

Messi heading for the exit door?

It seems Royal Mafia F.C are looking to offload 3 time World Player of the Year Lionel Messi in the next transfer window. Apparently Rizzy's side are unable to keep up with the player's weekly wage which is causing a huge strain on the club's finances. Reportedly the Argentinian super star is earning in excess of £200k per week and whichever team wishes to secure his services will be required to pay £300k per week, but also a transfer fee of around £100M.

Nobody from Royal Mafia F.C was available to comment.

Source: www.theentertainers.co.uk

i will pay you 100m for Messi, i will substitute his pay with a lifetime supply of Halwa Puris.

What an awesome offer!!!

[King_Rizzy]

Messi is just starting to hit form.

[murphyslaw79]

Messi is just starting to hit form.

100m is a big offer KR.

U could buy a lot more with that, and keep your board happy too.

for you i will go 101m :)

[King_Rizzy]

Not sure, he's just starting to kick in. Him with Aguero at the moment going well.

[iZeeshan]

Not sure, he's just starting to kick in. Him with Aguero at the moment going well.

Rizzster, would you ever trade Aguero

[iZeeshan]

Exclusive from The Rumor Mill

Several hours after The Biryani Royales manager had leaked that star midfielder, Ezequiel Lavezzi, would be on the market in the upcoming transfer window, he had already begun receiving several lucrative offers involving cash and players.

Biryani Royales have also been up for trading several defenders as they realized due to their planning, they had to leave experienced left wingback, Eric Abidal consistently on the bench, along with upcoming phenom Miranda from Brazil.

Our informant who has been snooping around the Paradise Pointe camp has just picked up that the Biryani Royales may be reaching to an unofficial player + cash trade with the Norwegian Mafiosos for Seydou Doumbia and an unreleased amount of cash.

However, Mr. iZeeshan has made it clear that no deal will be reached until Lavezzi has officially been put on the market and he has witnessed all offers for his star attacking midfielder.

[King_Rizzy]

Rizzster, would you ever trade Aguero

I would trade anyone if I felt they were no longer in my plans.

[iZeeshan]

I would trade anyone if I felt they were no longer in my plans.

:)) thats what I was asking I guess

[aneeq7]

iZeeshan, how much for Klose?

[Pakistaniboy]

No one interested in Jadson/Eljero Elia??

I can trade both of them away for a top class defender..

[Pakistaniboy]

Aneeq,

How about 30 Mill for Yaya?

[aneeq7]

Im not selling Yaya.. unless its a very good deal.

[aneeq7]

Any German players you are selling Pboy? (apart from Schurrle who is already mine) :D

[Pakistaniboy]

Any German players you are selling Pboy? (apart from Schurrle who is already mine) :D

Simon Rolfes(DM) Only German Player Remaining..

[aneeq7]

Simon Rolfes(DM) Only German Player Remaining..

Don't need an DM as I already have Hamit Altintop, Alex Song, Yaya Touré, Fernandinho, Christian Fuchs and Alex Silva.

[Pakistaniboy]

Hmmm..

Wanna do a Eljero Elia(Winger) + 30 for Yaya Toure?

[aneeq7]

Can you offer me any quality Defender for Toure?

[Pakistaniboy]

Can you offer me any quality Defender for Toure?

lol I only have Jonas Olsson and Jones.

I can offer you Olsson, but not sure if u want him or not.

[Geordie Ahmed]

lol I only have Jonas Olsson and Jones.

I can offer you Olsson, but not sure if u want him or not.

He did say quality :yk

[Pakistaniboy]

He did say quality :yk

Sssshhhh

:yk

[aneeq7]

He did say quality :yk


I want Gotze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :gul:gul:gul:gul:gul




How about Ronaldo for Yaya Toure + J.Boateng + Huntelaar/Fabiano/Podolski?

[Pakistaniboy]

I want Gotze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :gul:gul:gul:gul:gul




How about Ronaldo for Yaya Toure + J.Boateng + Huntelaar/Fabiano/Podolski?

:))

He didnt accept an offer of 80 Mill from me last transfer window...

[Geordie Ahmed]

Ronaldo is not going anywhere, the bugger has spent the last 6 weeks injured so have barely played the guy

[aneeq7]

Lol i wasn't going to give ya my 3 best players anyways... was just checking you..

[Pakistaniboy]

Seydou Doumbia

Eljero Elia

Jadson

Will be transfer listed next window.

[Geordie Ahmed]

Lol i wasn't going to give ya my 3 best players anyways... was just checking you..

Aye right, if Ronaldo was available you know you would gladly give those players up :yk

[Canistani Hero]

Aneeq set to sacked for transferlisting Toure? :))

..oh rumors :94:

[iZeeshan]

Aneeq just wants Gotze cuz he's German...he doesn't even need him :))

Seydou Doumbia is mine btw.

Ezquiel Lavezzi is on the market - any takers?

[aneeq7]

Aneeq just wants Gotze cuz he's German...he doesn't even need him :))

Seydou Doumbia is mine btw.

Ezquiel Lavezzi is on the market - any takers?

Not only german.. He's a German Talent.... :junaid






but i still wouldn't put him in my XI :))

[aneeq7]

Aneeq set to sacked for transferlisting Toure? :))

..oh rumors :94:

Chal Nikal :))

[Pakistaniboy]

Not only german.. He's a German Talent.... :junaid






but i still wouldn't put him in my XI :))

Forget him.

Afrid1 is gonna get him if and only IF Geordie decides to sell him :))

[aneeq7]

I know... :(



Remember my words... "One day, the Real Kings FC will become the German Kings FC" :yk

[Pakistaniboy]

I know... :(



Remember my words... "One day, the Real Kings FC will become the German Kings FC" :yk

I wont mind if it get.

Germans chokes now anyway :yk

[aneeq7]

:)) That .... is .....




























NOT TRUE :yk

[Sidcricfan]

Sami Khedira to leave FC Stunners?

If sources are to be believed, the head coach of Stunners FC is not satisfied by the performance of star midfielder Sami Khedira. In all probability, he will be transfer listed in the mid-season transfer window. The club will be looking for a good enough CM to replace him.

[iZeeshan]

Anyone going to be listing top level strikers?

[cricketjoshila]

CricketJoshila speaks:

Red Army to look for top level strikers and Attacking mid fielders

[Canistani Hero]

Unnamed sources confirmed Canistani Hero, who recently took over as the new manager for Warriors United FC is planning a clear-out with big names including Gokhan Gonul, Chinedu Obasi, Walter Montillo, Steven Pienaar, Sylvain Distin and Marko Arnautovic, all set to be off-loaded.

[aneeq7]

Transfer Listed:

Ganso (Sold)
Fernandinho (DM)
Renato Augusto (M/AM)
Keisuke Honda (M/AM)
Mikel Arteta (M/AM)
Aritz Adruiz (ST)...

[Canistani Hero]

...

Let me know if you're planning to sell Arteta or Podolski

[aneeq7]

^I would trade him with someone, but im not interested in anyone in your team.

[aneeq7]

Offers:

Michael Ballack for €7m @Sidcricfan
Seydou Keita for €20m @Afridirocks
Marco Reus for €7m @Withlovefrom Vizag
Riccardo Montolivo for €17m @King_Rizzy
Toni Kroos for €20m @freelance_cricketer
Shinji Kagawa for €15m @freelance_cricketer
Nuri Sahin for €15m @Saj001
Nigel de Jong for €20m @SpaceCat



Basically I am looking for a rather mediocore Midfielder.

[iZeeshan]

Stewart Downing and Salomon Kalou :D

Also, Ganso is sold to me right?

[aneeq7]

Stewart Downing and Salomon Kalou :D

Also, Ganso is sold to me right?

Yeah Ganso is sold to you,

you don't really have many moves left so I wont buy someone of you, iZeeshan.

Sent from my GT-I9300 with Tapatalk 2

[King_Rizzy]

Ganso is not sold. In this coming transfer window (and from all transfer windows from now on), the player also has to agree to the move, not just the manager's.

[Sidcricfan]

@Aneeq - Ballack not for sale..

[Sidcricfan]

Basically I am looking for a rather mediocore Midfielder.

U calling Ballack mediocre!! :whack:
:P

[aneeq7]

U calling Ballack mediocre!! :whack:
:P

He's past his expiry date, should've retired a long time ago.




@Aneeq - Ballack not for sale..


Okay.


Sent from my GT-I9300 with Tapatalk 2

[cricketjoshila]

Offers

Dirk Kuyt 20million @ Sully3
Toni Kroos 25million @ FC
Ezqueil Lavezzi 15million@ Izeeshan
Eden Dzeko 25 million @ sidcricfan

[cricketjoshila]

Rizzy

Any of your attackers up for sale?

[King_Rizzy]

Guys, this isn't the transfer window thread. Transfer window hasn't even opened.

[withlovefrom vizag]

Ganso is not sold. In this coming transfer window (and from all transfer windows from now on), the player also has to agree to the move, not just the manager's.

:)) that must be interesting

[Sidcricfan]

@cricketjoshila - Dzeko is not for sale at any cost..

[iZeeshan]

Ganso is not sold. In this coming transfer window (and from all transfer windows from now on), the player also has to agree to the move, not just the manager's.

:)) That makes things interesting

[Ibad17]

Get Ready Boys,. The transfer window will be after CDF match day 4..

[Ibad17]

http://s14.postimage.org/6gcbmeu81/skd.png (http://postimage.org/)

[Pakistaniboy]

^ :))

this puts Space Cat in a bad position :133:

[iZeeshan]

Ibad can we just open the transfer window now? Or tomorrow? Why do we have to wait for the game to be over?

[King_Rizzy]

Ibad can we just open the transfer window now? Or tomorrow? Why do we have to wait for the game to be over?

I've already answered this question before.

We don't choose when the transfer window is, the game does.

[Afrid1]

I've already answered this question before.

We don't choose when the transfer window is, the game does.

I think he means the thread??? So we can discuss transfers with the other teams... check out the free transfers ect?

[Ibad17]

Can't you guys wait for 2 days..

[King_Rizzy]

Putting the transfer thread up is not a 2 minute job, it takes time and effort, especially putting all them free transfer players in.

[Afrid1]

Can't you guys wait for 2 days..

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92p0vujos1ryuvb2o1_400.jpg

[Ibad17]

Putting the transfer thread up is not a 2 minute job, it takes time and effort, especially putting all them free transfer players in.

Correct!!

They think it is as simple as PIE!!

It is a tough job to organize such a big transfer window..:yk

[King_Rizzy]

I know.

Guys, I know everything about this competition from head to toe as I used to run it myself before. So I can fully appreciate what Ibad is doing here and he's doing a great job, but please be patient, because this competition is not easy to run, and it's one of those where nobody else can help due to the way it's run.

[Ibad17]

Thanks for your help and appreciation Rizzy.

[iZeeshan]

Correct!!

They think it is as simple as PIE!!

It is a tough job to organize such a big transfer window..:yk

Afridi1 was right, I meant the thread.

And no lol, I don't think it's an easy job, I was just wondering if it was possible because school for me starts very soon

It's no problem :D

[Ibad17]

the thread will be up by Friday night or Saturday morning. Also you guys can tell me what date and time should the transfer window be opened after the thread is created on Friday/Saturday.

[Canistani Hero]

the thread will be up by Friday night or Saturday morning. Also you guys can tell me what date and time should the transfer window be opened after the thread is created on Friday/Saturday.

The window could be opened 10-12 hours after the thread is up on Friday night?

[aneeq7]

@Ibad, put the thread up after Jummah prayers on friday and make it start after 5pm GMT (a suitable time for 90% of the managers.)


This give us 2 and 1/2 free days.

[Mohsin]

http://s13.postimage.org/iclzjumif/powe.png (http://postimage.org/)

Although it may have been a proud day for Real Fortis and Hamza Malik, reports coming out of the Real Fortis camp suggest a sour turn to what should have been a very happy day for the club. Fresh from a comfortable 3-0 over Taaj Manzoor XI, reports suggest some untoward actions following the final whistle, with the Taj Manzoor XI manager Waaj suggesting Hamza Malik the newly signed youngta beauty of Fortis will be a 'very beautiful and welcome addition' to the team.

It is claimed, the Butt-Times lead journalist, DNA overheard Waaj talking to his assistant talking about ways to 'lure' the youngster onto 'my patch'. It is assumed he was talking about the team. When contacted the Fortis manager, Mohsin reacted strongly saying the new player will 'not be going anywhere' and warned his opposition manager Waaj to 'tread carefully', as he doesnt want to 'expose' the various 'offers' Waaj has made to him and his young players 'before' and 'immediately after' the game. He says he will be speaking to his lawyers before deciding whether to go to the FA or not.

[Canistani Hero]

Controversy..

[Genghis]

Ahh the Manzoor brothers. I reckon over the course of the season they would have spoken to every player in the league.