Khalil
16th March 2005, 19:33
Hameed : Salaam Sachin
Crippled Sachin : Hmm..uh..Can I help you
Hameed : Your highness Sachin Bhai...
Crippled Sachin : Yes I am listening
Hameed : I need some help
Crippled Sachin : Hmm, yes I can see that
Hameed : Goodness gracious me. You know my problem
Crippled Sachin : Ok lets get it over. Whats your problem
Hameed : Get it over? What you mean..get it over
Waiter : Would you like to order drinks?
Crippled Sachin : I think we will have a bottle of matured red wine.
Hameed : Astaghfeerulah! No wine for me
Waiter : Should I than get you glass of coldrinks
Hameed : Yes Pepsi. Pepsi is best
Crippled Sachin : Ok Hameed what seems to be your problem
Hameed : You see I have this urge which I cannot control
Crippled Sachin : Thats normal for a young lad like you
Hameed : But Bob says that If I want to be succesful than I must control my urge like you
Crippled Sachin : Nonsense. I cannot control my urge
........Sachin stares at a young girl in a mini as she walks pass...........
Crippled Sachin : How come you did not stare at that sexy Ar$e?
Hameed : Astaghfeerulah! Subhanallah!
Crippled Sachin : You are now beginning to test my patience. What seems to be your problem
Hameed : I have this urge to hit ball to the boundary
Crippled Sachin : Another Afridi
Hameed : What you mean. We only have one Afridi in the side
Crippled Sachin : Ok. If a ball is bowled short, hit it
Hameed : Thank you for the very good advice Sachin Bhai
Crippled Sachin : If its a half volley, hit it.
Hameed : Goodness garacious me. Thats excellent advice
Crippled Sachin : Here is my greatest advice to you
Hameed : What? what? please tell. I am waiting
Crippled Sachin : Never walk
Hameed : I dont' understand.
Crippled Sachin : You don't understand
Hameed : I have 2 legs and I am not crippled.
Waiter : Would you gentleman like your drinks on rocks?
Hameed : No, no sir. I love it in this shop.
Crippled Sachin and Hameed finish their drinks and it's time to part
Crippled Sachin : Namaskar
Hameed : Hmm.ehh ... Salaam
Crippled Sachin : Hmm..uh..Can I help you
Hameed : Your highness Sachin Bhai...
Crippled Sachin : Yes I am listening
Hameed : I need some help
Crippled Sachin : Hmm, yes I can see that
Hameed : Goodness gracious me. You know my problem
Crippled Sachin : Ok lets get it over. Whats your problem
Hameed : Get it over? What you mean..get it over
Waiter : Would you like to order drinks?
Crippled Sachin : I think we will have a bottle of matured red wine.
Hameed : Astaghfeerulah! No wine for me
Waiter : Should I than get you glass of coldrinks
Hameed : Yes Pepsi. Pepsi is best
Crippled Sachin : Ok Hameed what seems to be your problem
Hameed : You see I have this urge which I cannot control
Crippled Sachin : Thats normal for a young lad like you
Hameed : But Bob says that If I want to be succesful than I must control my urge like you
Crippled Sachin : Nonsense. I cannot control my urge
........Sachin stares at a young girl in a mini as she walks pass...........
Crippled Sachin : How come you did not stare at that sexy Ar$e?
Hameed : Astaghfeerulah! Subhanallah!
Crippled Sachin : You are now beginning to test my patience. What seems to be your problem
Hameed : I have this urge to hit ball to the boundary
Crippled Sachin : Another Afridi
Hameed : What you mean. We only have one Afridi in the side
Crippled Sachin : Ok. If a ball is bowled short, hit it
Hameed : Thank you for the very good advice Sachin Bhai
Crippled Sachin : If its a half volley, hit it.
Hameed : Goodness garacious me. Thats excellent advice
Crippled Sachin : Here is my greatest advice to you
Hameed : What? what? please tell. I am waiting
Crippled Sachin : Never walk
Hameed : I dont' understand.
Crippled Sachin : You don't understand
Hameed : I have 2 legs and I am not crippled.
Waiter : Would you gentleman like your drinks on rocks?
Hameed : No, no sir. I love it in this shop.
Crippled Sachin and Hameed finish their drinks and it's time to part
Crippled Sachin : Namaskar
Hameed : Hmm.ehh ... Salaam