HAFRIDI
9th June 2006, 17:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKTsJpfC0IQ
Heres his myspace
www.myspace.com/rizmc
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Lyrics
'Post 9/11 Blues'
Big shout to George and Osama
What can I do? I got the post 9/11 blues
On the telly nothing but the post 9/11 news
War, Iraq, suicide bombs
Stop hogging the limelight and make some room for my songs
Anyway, it’s all re-runs, we need a new war - Bush go get Iran
I heard they’re talking about your mum
Change the channel, watch some telly for kids
But what’s this? (voiceover) ‘Hi kids, welcome to fun-fun-fun-damentalists’
In the break Nike’s advertising bomb-proof kicks
They’re even showing Bin Laden’s cave on Cribs
So I picked up a respectable magazine
Told me about the new post 9/11 categories
Israeli fighters are soldiers, Irish are paramilitaries
And darkie ones are terrorists – how simple can it be?
But not me – my friends go ‘Riz is still one of us’
But if I haven’t shaved they won’t sit with me on the bus
CHORUS:
Everybody do the post 9/11 dance
Look scared, shake your **** when the bombs go ‘blast’
Everybody shake your post 9/11 bums
So the dossier was wrong? ‘jack some oil, drop a bomb
Sing a song sing along, Bush and Blair in a tree
K-I-L-L-I-N-G
Shave your beard if you’re brown
And you’d best salute the crown
Or they’ll do you like Brazilians and shoot your **** down
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Post 9/11 getting around can be expensive
Costs 12 dead Iraqis for a litre of unleaded
And even Green Cross Code has all changed
They just teach kids ‘duck around low-flying planes’
On the tube if you see a dude with a rucksack and a beard
Move carriages mate – **** that’
They cancelled Christmas cos of Santa Claus’ beard
His magic red sack got confiscated as a suspect package
No need for halloween – 9/11 is more scary
Osama been gobblin’ his kids and he’s hairy
Hear a knockin’ at the door at early dawn in the dark
They’ll trick or treat you to a week in Belmarsh
Forget Guy Fawkes – he’s lame – Gunpowder plots don’t really compare to planes
So no Bonfire Night, Halloween or Christmas – they’re done
We’ll do it all on one day – Merry 9-1-1
CHORUS
You started us, now we got a post 9/11 dance – LISTEN
Dig your oil! Dat your plane! Dig your oil! **** Bush!
Post 9/11 policy might seem harsh, but it is the terrorists’ fault we got ID cards,
And the congestion charge, that they’re extending far
And electronic tags on the chav children’s arms
Course we need Belmarsh – **** 28 days
We should put the whole of Oldham in some ****ing cage
Move Hounslow underground, so nothing could go wrong – Bradford’s already gone
We’re all suspects, so literally be watching your back
I farted and got arrested for a chemical attack
Dropped some litter on the street and I caused a bomb scare
But told the policeman my name was John – they though they’d got the wrong Brer’
But it’s OK, post 9/11 I’ve been getting paid
Playing terrorists on the telly, getting songs made
‘But will it get airplay, geezer?' If BBC don’t want it I’ll send it to Al-Jazeera ... Yeah!
Heres his myspace
www.myspace.com/rizmc
------------------------
Lyrics
'Post 9/11 Blues'
Big shout to George and Osama
What can I do? I got the post 9/11 blues
On the telly nothing but the post 9/11 news
War, Iraq, suicide bombs
Stop hogging the limelight and make some room for my songs
Anyway, it’s all re-runs, we need a new war - Bush go get Iran
I heard they’re talking about your mum
Change the channel, watch some telly for kids
But what’s this? (voiceover) ‘Hi kids, welcome to fun-fun-fun-damentalists’
In the break Nike’s advertising bomb-proof kicks
They’re even showing Bin Laden’s cave on Cribs
So I picked up a respectable magazine
Told me about the new post 9/11 categories
Israeli fighters are soldiers, Irish are paramilitaries
And darkie ones are terrorists – how simple can it be?
But not me – my friends go ‘Riz is still one of us’
But if I haven’t shaved they won’t sit with me on the bus
CHORUS:
Everybody do the post 9/11 dance
Look scared, shake your **** when the bombs go ‘blast’
Everybody shake your post 9/11 bums
So the dossier was wrong? ‘jack some oil, drop a bomb
Sing a song sing along, Bush and Blair in a tree
K-I-L-L-I-N-G
Shave your beard if you’re brown
And you’d best salute the crown
Or they’ll do you like Brazilians and shoot your **** down
----
Post 9/11 getting around can be expensive
Costs 12 dead Iraqis for a litre of unleaded
And even Green Cross Code has all changed
They just teach kids ‘duck around low-flying planes’
On the tube if you see a dude with a rucksack and a beard
Move carriages mate – **** that’
They cancelled Christmas cos of Santa Claus’ beard
His magic red sack got confiscated as a suspect package
No need for halloween – 9/11 is more scary
Osama been gobblin’ his kids and he’s hairy
Hear a knockin’ at the door at early dawn in the dark
They’ll trick or treat you to a week in Belmarsh
Forget Guy Fawkes – he’s lame – Gunpowder plots don’t really compare to planes
So no Bonfire Night, Halloween or Christmas – they’re done
We’ll do it all on one day – Merry 9-1-1
CHORUS
You started us, now we got a post 9/11 dance – LISTEN
Dig your oil! Dat your plane! Dig your oil! **** Bush!
Post 9/11 policy might seem harsh, but it is the terrorists’ fault we got ID cards,
And the congestion charge, that they’re extending far
And electronic tags on the chav children’s arms
Course we need Belmarsh – **** 28 days
We should put the whole of Oldham in some ****ing cage
Move Hounslow underground, so nothing could go wrong – Bradford’s already gone
We’re all suspects, so literally be watching your back
I farted and got arrested for a chemical attack
Dropped some litter on the street and I caused a bomb scare
But told the policeman my name was John – they though they’d got the wrong Brer’
But it’s OK, post 9/11 I’ve been getting paid
Playing terrorists on the telly, getting songs made
‘But will it get airplay, geezer?' If BBC don’t want it I’ll send it to Al-Jazeera ... Yeah!