Raz
9th August 2006, 18:17
>>>How many men does it take to open a beer?
>>>None. It should be opened when she brings it
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>>>Why is a Laundrette a really bad place to pick up a woman?
>>>Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will
>>>probably never be able to support you.
>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>Why do women have smaller feet than men?
>>>It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
>>>them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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>>>How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
>>>When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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>>>How do you fix a woman's watch?
>>>You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>Why do men fart more than women?
>>>Because women can't shut up long enough to
>>>build up the required pressure.
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
>>>at the front door, who do you let in first?
>>>The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
>>>A woman who won't do what she's told
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>>>I married a Miss Right.
>>>I just didn't know her first name was Always.
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
>>>a woman's sex drive by 90%.
>>>It's called a Wedding Cake.
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>Why do men die before their wives?
>>>They want to.
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>>>Women will never be equal to men until they can
>>>walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
>>>gut, and still think they are sexy.
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
>>>Then God created Man and rested.
>>>Then God created Woman.
>>>Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
>>>None. It should be opened when she brings it
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>Why is a Laundrette a really bad place to pick up a woman?
>>>Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will
>>>probably never be able to support you.
>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>Why do women have smaller feet than men?
>>>It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
>>>them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
>>>When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>How do you fix a woman's watch?
>>>You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>Why do men fart more than women?
>>>Because women can't shut up long enough to
>>>build up the required pressure.
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
>>>at the front door, who do you let in first?
>>>The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
>>>A woman who won't do what she's told
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>I married a Miss Right.
>>>I just didn't know her first name was Always.
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
>>>a woman's sex drive by 90%.
>>>It's called a Wedding Cake.
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>Why do men die before their wives?
>>>They want to.
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>Women will never be equal to men until they can
>>>walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
>>>gut, and still think they are sexy.
>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
>>>Then God created Man and rested.
>>>Then God created Woman.
>>>Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.