...:::||| ¡Hijos Sobre Copula! ||| :::...

[catwoman]

Can you add the word "nude" there, Jude and nude rhyme very well and Umar, being a poet, will definitely like that :P

[Sage]

Your wish is my...

[catwoman]

Replace uncle with beta and add Jude's nude pics in the title. :P

[Sage]

But we'll need to change it soon...we'll definitely get in trouble.

Some horny girl will type up Nude Jude law pics and this thread will show up :))2

[catwoman]

Your wish is my...

:)

[Sage]

Had to change it, before we got banned for real. :))2

[Officer Barbrady]

You got me confused with the title change and the first post! (edited six times)

[catwoman]

But we'll need to change it soon...we'll definitely get in trouble.

Some horny girl will type up Nude Jude law pics and this thread will show up :))2

:))2

We can change it after Umar sees it. Now let's edit these posts to annoy the little one.

[Sage]

You got me confused with the title change and the first post! (edited six times)

You got any good eye-catching titles? ;-)

[catwoman]

:))2

Even better now. :P

[catwoman]

Now paste this pic in the first post... :))2

http://img69.exs.cx/img69/6672/judelaw6kh.jpg

[Sage]

Umm Mona, I'd rather you post that one in your 1st post :))2

I'm not pulling a Razzler here...

[catwoman]

:))2 Okay okay, I'll add it, your wish is my... ;-)

[Schiller]

what the hell is going on here :)))

[catwoman]

How is the first post? :P

Shame on you, Umar!!

[Schiller]

:))

the best was when v complained about her eyes being glued and all and sage's reply, little one didnt egt it :))

[Sage]

:))2 :)))

[Officer Barbrady]

Mod: User banned.


I jumped in joy.... before I saw the next (merc) post

[Sage]

U, I wish you were here for that. I felt like an ass laughing myself and the three girls completely oblivious.

[Schiller]

:)) at mona's first post

[Schiller]

yar i missed it, i tell ya, none of them got it from the look of it :)) that was a gem i agree

[catwoman]

:)) at mona's first post

Any more pics? ;-)

[Schiller]

no no marooned , after seeing so many edits, you should have known this was for V

[Sage]

So do you think this new title will attract attention...?

It'll attract some women for sure but perhaps some "undesirables" also

[Schiller]

I suspect it will attract the 'undesribales' a bit more so for this threads safety shall we asy, i think it can be changed

[catwoman]

It will definitely attract Razzler baji. :P

What was the joke?! :P

[Schiller]

damned shame the joke was lost on these daft fools
ha ha

[Sage]

Well U, if you wanna change it, think of a better title.

As we said before, Mona named the second, I named the third, although you did name the first on this board

[Schiller]

I think v or assara should do it as part of their baptism

[Assara K]

it wont attract me [-X .... jude law is mingin!

[Sage]

Well, I see Assara online...so we'll be waiting 30 minutes before she posts in this thread.

V is always wierd about naming threads, I dunno why.

But credit Mona for the brilliant thread title right now. :))2

[catwoman]

I added another sexy pic in the first post ;-)

[catwoman]

it wont attract me [-X .... jude law is mingin!

Umar won't be happy when he reads this!

Jude Law was voted Sexiest Man Alive by him. ;-)

[Schiller]

Assara, you have to name this thread, so lets have your suggestions

[Sage]

Wow, Assara's been quick!

What the hell is mingin?

Umar, if I were you, I wouldn't count on Assara or V for a eye-catching name. The longer they take, the longer this name stays.

[Schiller]

minging is ugly, stark staring ugly.

after that rap of assara id like to hope she can pull out soemthing decent or we will have to use another name perhaps.

[Assara K]

30 minuites?- do i take that long? :(

eurgh jude law aint even fit how can ya like him??

[Sage]

Or if Assara likes this name, well what can we do :))2

Assara, youngun, it's up to you.

[Schiller]

glad to know you hate him assara :P

suggest a title

[Sage]

30 minuites?- do i take that long? :(

eurgh jude law aint even fit how can ya like him??

I dunno, Umar's got some strange taste. He is engaged to Mona after all :))

Sorry behen. >:)

[catwoman]

No this title is going to stay. Umar, you deserve it after saying "Jude Law has a disproportionate body" ;-)

[Schiller]

:))) at sage

hey not engaged at all, i tell ya

[catwoman]

30 minuites?- do i take that long? :(

eurgh jude law aint even fit how can ya like him??

I dunno, Umar's got some strange taste. He is engaged to Mona after all :))

Sorry behen. >:)

Insulting me? I'm going to tell aunty. :P

[Sage]

I see a streak of jealousy has developed on the young bride-to-be. Wouldve been smart to keep your thoughts to yourself Umar, my friend.

[Assara K]

does it have to be about a certain someone.....?

[catwoman]

Umar's not admitting it because he's more shy than a little girl. :P

[Sage]

Assara, it can be about anything

Just make it creative/catchy

It doesnt need to be complicated either, simple works as well.

[Sage]

So Mona, who's the man in your relationship :))2

[Assara K]

mona if your 17, aint that a bit young to be engaged or is this some sort of joke?

[Schiller]

no assara, can be anything.

"Wouldve been smart to keep your thoughts to yourself Umar, my friend."

but you presume, i like it as it is ;-)

[catwoman]

So Mona, who's the man in your relationship :))2

Umar does all the cooking and cleaning while I just watch TV. :))2

[catwoman]

mona if your 17, aint that a bit young to be engaged or is this some sort of joke?

I'm not 17. :)

[Assara K]

right lemme think..... :)?

[Sage]

Assara, read the first page of posts for a short introduction to Mona.

[Schiller]

assara , no one is engaged to anyone, theyre pulling your legs, though i do all the 'work' on mona, or is it for mona?

[catwoman]

Umar, go back to the kitchen, I smell some burning chicken!! :(I

[Sage]

Well Umar and Mona got our last Kids thread closed and the previous two deleted, because of their flirting.

Over 10000 posts all wiped away because of two horny freshie Canadians. They might as well be engaged.

[Schiller]

youll be surprised to nkow sage that it were razzler's posts that got people whinging

[Sage]

U, what?!
That's just not possible :))2
Was it because of his flirting?

[Schiller]

:))2 oh hell no, it was about him talking of, ahem, certain things, he didnt know that women could do and then later 'watched' them do it. those posts started the whole damn thing

:))

[Schiller]

then there was the warning that you and I were corrupting little one and we could eb sued :)))

[Sage]

:)))

That ignorant ass!

[Sage]

We protected the little one as best we could, good luck suing us from across an ocean :))2

[catwoman]

I remember that post of his :))2

[Sage]

Even Mona was laughin at that :))2

[Schiller]

see everyone remembers that post of his :))2

what a lost cause :)))

and as far as suing goes across the ocean, marvellous :)))

[Schiller]

"Even Mona was laughin at that "

:))2
what the hell was razzler doing?? that jackas.s

[Assara K]

how about- biselo pienso en un nombre para llamar este hilo de rosca maldito!! ;-)

[catwoman]

Where is s/he nowadays? Publishing his cookbook? :P

[Schiller]

ahem, translate it first ;-)

and its too long to fit, i suspect

[Sage]

Where is that flamer? I want to ask him what he's learned with his fiance :))2

[catwoman]

ahem, translate it first ;-)

and its too long to fit, i suspect

It means, "I bevel I think about a name to call this thread of damn spiral". :P

[Sage]

Try again Assara :))

[Schiller]

ah, well well done m :P

whats bevel?

he got a fiance soon as V rejected him :))2

[catwoman]

ah, well well done m :P

whats bevel?

he got a fiance soon as V rejected him :))2

:))2

I translated it from a website but I'll still take credit. :P

[Sage]

I must say I admire V for spurning his advances. :))2

[catwoman]

Wasn't he supposed to be in India for this series? I'm sure he was the guy in the pink and white polka dotted sari in the second test :))2

[Sage]

:))

Or the girl who blew Zaheer Khan a kiss :)))

[Schiller]

i would have lynched v for not spurning him now-her then :)))

[catwoman]

:))

Or the girl who blew Zaheer Khan a kiss :)))

:))2 :))2

[Schiller]

:))2 sage

[Assara K]

actally it means i cant think of a damn name for this thread......

anyway how about

Y dentro de mi casa soy todo un pionero
Así que todos de aquí al horizonte

before you start stressin it means:

I'm the bohemian of words
Contemporary and sincere

erm.... i dunno what to call this thread thats up to you guys i reckon...

im not good at thinkin of one liners

[Sage]

What I enjoyed most was Razzler getting all serious when anyone poked fun at his "fiance." :))

[Schiller]

:)))

well he had to make us think she was a 'de facto' fiance :))

sage, you suggest.

[catwoman]

What I enjoyed most was Razzler getting all serious when anyone poked fun at his "fiance." :))

:))2 . Exactly, I mean why get serious over things that don't even exist. :P

No Spanish, Assara unless it's something censored. ;-)

[Sage]

This is a serious request, this way you'll still get the honor.

:D

[Assara K]

acha :(

[Assara K]

"cabritos en sexo" means "kids on sex"

[Schiller]

use sesso for sex (latin)

[Schiller]

miz spanish with latin

[catwoman]

And we'll have some Antonio Banderas pics, just for Umar ;-)

[Schiller]

:))2

alrighty guys im off to watch afridi

[Assara K]

sexe (french)

[Sage]

How about

Hijos Sobre Copula?

[catwoman]

:))2

alrighty guys im off to watch afridi

Watch Afridi??!! ;-)

[Sage]

:))2

alrighty guys im off to watch afridi

Watch Afridi??!! ;-)

:)))

I see a new title for this thread!

[Schiller]

copula is not bad or even sesso

[catwoman]

What's the Spanish word for m........? ;-)

[Sage]

Mona, if I remember correctly, it's very similar to its English equivalent

[Schiller]

it is, so wont help

[catwoman]

Mona, if I remember correctly, it's very similar to its English equivalent

Damn. Can't repeat that.

How about "Cabritos en sexo rizado" then? ;-)

[Sage]

Assara,

Hijos Sobre Copula?

[Assara K]

aint it madre vete??- i think it is anyway...

[catwoman]

Thank God it's taking long to decide a name for this thread. :P

[Sage]

What is madre vete?

Mother... :)

[catwoman]

How about niños córneos? :P

[Assara K]

yeah i like that one sage.... i think what does it mean....?

kids on ???

[Sage]

Assara, at this point, we should edit our above posts. Any references to the translated title should be removed!

Alright :)

[Assara K]

acha ;)+

[catwoman]

How about Niños en el cuerpo desproporcionado de la ley de Jude? :P

[Sage]

:)))

[Assara K]

/:) mona that is sooooo typical of you

[catwoman]

Any girl that doesn't like Jude Law isn't straight!

[Sage]

Mona, I suggest you keep your opening post as it is :))

[Sage]

Does the upside-down exclamation point show up for everyone?

[catwoman]

Mona, I suggest you keep your opening post as it is :))

:))2 There's no way I'm changing it.

Can you add some MJ pics for Annie aunty? :P

[Assara K]

just because i dont like jude law...... ive seen better

[catwoman]

just because i dont like jude law...... ive seen better

Better? No way, he's voted the sexiest man alive ;)

[Sage]

Hmm, let's have your list then Assara :J

[catwoman]

Her list...

Michael Jackson
Prince

[Sage]

Mona, you forgot Lyle Lovett

[catwoman]

Also, Elton John

[Sage]

Seal

[catwoman]

I hate Collin Farell now :( :(

http://towleroad.typepad.com/towleroad/2004/11/colin_farrells_.html

[catwoman]

50Cent

[Sage]

Mona you f*ckin' ****!

How bout a f*ckin warning about that homo sh!t?

[Sage]

EDIT

[catwoman]

Mona you f*ckin' ****!

How bout a f*ckin warning about that homo sh!t?

I can't believe this. How can Colin Farell do this? :( :(

[Sage]

Way to completely ruin the thread Mona :(

[catwoman]

These pics can't be real :(

[Assara K]

Eminem
Adam Sandler
Simon Rex
Fernando Torres (spanish footballer)
Younis Khan
Amir Khan
Kevin Ferderline
Brad Pitt
Antonio Bandares
David Beckham
Vin Diesel.......

[Sage]

Umm, I'll let Mona critique that list :))

And Umar when he returns :)))

[catwoman]

Adam Sandler and Vin Diesel?!

[catwoman]

Umm, I'll let Mona critique that list :))

And Umar when he returns :)))

:)) Most are feminine :P

[Assara K]

i dont really rate that many famous lads if i see someone who is fit then i fanci them innit?

but the one person i cant f***** stand is orlando bloom!

The guy wore a f***** blond wig and then became "God"!!!

[Schiller]

what kind of a list is that ???
jesus christ!!

[catwoman]

My list...

Johnny Depp
Brad Pitt
Jude Law
Leonardo Dicpario
Pierce Brosnan
Orlando Bloom
Jake Gyllenhaal
Ben Affleck
Keanu Reeves
George Clooney
Ashton Kutcher
Hugh Grant
Hugh Jackman
Viggo Mortensen
Elijah Wood
Eric Bana
Owen Wilson
Clive Owen
Nick Lachey

[Sage]

I will abstain from posting in this thread until it moves in another direction :))2

[catwoman]

I will abstain from posting in this thread until it moves in another direction :))2

:))2. Come on, don't embarrass Umar

[Assara K]

yeah i also like....

Johnny Depp
Brad Pitt
Jake Gyllenhaal
Ben Affleck
Keanu Reeves
Nick Lachey

[catwoman]

What do you think of Elton John and Ian McKellen then?

[catwoman]

I used to love Collin Farell until a couple minutes ago :(

[Assara K]

EURGH!!!! Elton John and Ian McKellen :O

NO THANK YOU!!!!

[catwoman]

Umar and Sage come back to this thread :(I

[Sage]

Assara, I'm sure they feel the same way about you :)))

Fags.

[catwoman]

Assara, I'm sure they feel the same way about you :)))

Fags.

LMAO. Those friggin cigarettes :))) :)))

[Schiller]

:)))

[catwoman]

Assara, do you like fags? ;-)

[Assara K]

Charmin...... :(

[Sage]

Umm...what?

[catwoman]

Charmin...... :(

Who's the Prince Charming - Elton or Ian?!

[Assara K]

what do you think Mona?.....

[catwoman]

what do you think Mona?.....

I hate cigarettes

[Sage]

Apparently, Assara dislikes toilet paper :O

http://www.dudco.com/Paper/Charmin.jpg

[catwoman]

Apparently, Assara dislikes toilet paper :O

http://www.dudco.com/Paper/Charmin.jpg

:))) :))) :))) :)))

[catwoman]

Cha cha cha charmin :))) :)))

[Assara K]

cigs?.... i thought you were talkin bout fags! :P

when someone says summat you dont like ie dissin you you just say charmin as in thanks (sarcasm)

trust me it's manchester slang,

nope sage it's andrex for me love.....

http://www.viking-direct.co.uk/pictures/GB/VKG/SK/MD/122914_SK_MD.jpg

[catwoman]

Charmin, fags?! These Brits are a little messed up :))2

[Assara K]

didnt you mean fags as in f.a.g.g.o.t.s!!!

[catwoman]

So do you enjoy fags? :))

[Sage]

http://www.aztecmarketing.co.uk/fmcg_retail/images/andrex_thankyou_front.jpg

Andrex, how cute!

What Assara, you too good for one of these?

http://www.islamicashop.com/images/images_big/79_pic2.jpg

[Assara K]

what the f*** is that?

[catwoman]

:))) :)))

[Sage]

Mona let me borrow her shirt ;)+

http://www.islamicashop.com/images/79.jpg

[catwoman]

Great shirt, Assara :)) :))


http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:70phSrYwkeMJ:www.newmoanyeah.com/images/2002/other/charmin_bear.jpg

[Assara K]

:))) :)))

[catwoman]

where's everyone now? bathroom breaks? :)))

[Sage]

Assara is enjoying hers I'm sure.

I, for one, would never wipe my ass with something called Andrex :)))

[Assara K]

Mona Wrote:

where's everyone now? bathroom breaks?

:))) :))) :))) seems like it.....

[catwoman]

:)) :))

[Assara K]

sooooooooooo

[Sage]

yes luv?

[Assara K]

just wonderin what to say......

[Sage]

whatever's on your mind :)

[catwoman]

what's going on here? ;-)

[Assara K]

hmmmmm what time is it over there?

[catwoman]

just burnt my sandwich :(

[Sage]

3:32 AM :)

[Assara K]

:)oha (im gettin used to these new smilies)

[catwoman]

2:32:59 AM

[catwoman]

Where's the little one? Has she been grounded?

[Sage]

She should be awake in a bit

[catwoman]

Let's start editing while we're waiting for her :))

[Assara K]

is it your holidays??

[Assara K]

Have use ever been to the UK???

[catwoman]

I have been to the UK (unfortunately :))2 )

[catwoman]

Did you have your fish n chips supper yet, Assara?

[Assara K]

unforunatly eh??? [-(

where abouts in the UK Mona?

[Sage]

Yes I been to good ol' London and the wonderful Dublin too!

[catwoman]

London

[Assara K]

oooooh Dublin! ;-)

[catwoman]

Yes I been to good ol' London and the wonderful Dublin too!

Did you meet Collin Farell there? :))2

[Assara K]

have you been to Buckingham Palace?, and tried making the soldiers/guards smile?

[catwoman]

have you been to Buckingham Palace?, and tried making the soldiers/guards smile?

Yeah, I've been to Buckingham Palace for tea with her majesty :))

[Sage]

My friend mooned the guards :))2

[catwoman]

:))2 :))2

[Assara K]

really??? :O

i wish i was there!!!! :P

[catwoman]

really??? :O

i wish i was there!!!! :P

William was there too ;-)

[catwoman]

really??? :O

i wish i was there!!!! :P

There where? When I had tea with the queen or when Sage's friend mooned the guard? :))2

[Assara K]

both i can just imagine Her Royal Majesty asking you to repeat everything because of your accent!!! :P

and when sage's mate mooned the guard because....... need i say more? ;-)

i thought americans/canadians take the ****** out of the british cos we drink "tea" ......

Sage bhai, did the guard "crack" a smile? :P

[Sage]

Nope...that uncaring ass

Should've written something on it but it was just a spur of the moment thing.

[Assara K]

you should of written "god save the queen" or "smile" and a pic of a camera!!!

[catwoman]

F-in British tea drinkers :J

[Sage]

Assara :))2

[catwoman]

If we continue talking about Brits and their nonsense, this thread will die soon :(

[Sage]

Should we move on to Canada and its nonsense then :))

[catwoman]

Should we move on to Canada and its nonsense then :))

I want some poutine with a glass of Molson

[Assara K]

Mona im guessin you dont drink tea but in a sense it must be better than what your drinkin no?

im guessin your a coffee kinda girl ~O)

[Assara K]

or all this expresso crap?

[catwoman]

COFFEE all the way. Hate espresso

[Sage]

Mona likes at at least one glass of chardonay a night. I'm more of a rum kinda guy.

[catwoman]

Vodka is okay once a while but I'm more of a wine person.

[Sage]

Yes Mona, wine over vodka any day, comrade

[catwoman]

Heineken is good too

[Sage]

Ehh, not a fan M
Bass is ok, :))

[catwoman]

Ehh, not a fan M
Bass is ok, :))

Bass? Where's that from? Better not be British!!

[Sage]

I think we scared Assara luv off :))2

[catwoman]

I think we scared Assara luv off :))2

Stop mumbling, Sage. Speak properly and clearly!

[Assara K]

nah you ant scared me off

you cant get rid of me that easily...... :P

[Sage]

Assara bug, watching the game?

[catwoman]

Sage, pour some wine in the glass for Assara. :)

[Assara K]

nope :( not watchin it

i was just playin cricket with some mates!

[Assara K]

no thanks Mona ill stick to a nice cuppa tea ~O)

[Sage]

Oh right you play cricket...

So you're 5'3", 182 lbs?

[catwoman]

You'll have to convert that into kg for her, Sage :))2

Tea? Drink something drinkable like coffee or wine :J

[Assara K]

erm yeah i play cricket am 5'7" not sure about weight though....

kyoon?

[Sage]

Oh fine

1.6 meters and 82.5 kilos?

[catwoman]

Not sure about weight? She's 182 lb then :))2

[Assara K]

i dunno bout weight....

[Assara K]

i can convert it into stones about 9 stones

[Sage]

Hmm 5'7", 126 pounds?!

And they allow you to play women's cricket?

Assara luv, you need to gain at least 6 stones before they let you play in the counties! :)))

[catwoman]

Stones?! :L?

[catwoman]

Where's everyone? Drinking?

[Sage]

I see Varsha's name :)

[catwoman]

I see Varsha's name :)

Time to hide the drinks then!

[Assara K]

lol @ mona

[Assara K]

i do play with counties sage!

[catwoman]

lol @ mona

We should be hiding the drinks from you as well :)

[varsha]

Sup people? :D

I went to the zee cine awards last night, came home late, had friends over, they left late - hence my late arrival to the thread :P

Ok, explain the joke about the eyes-glued please

[Sage]

Well other prerequisites for a woman cricketer:

Do you have all your teeth?
Do you have large powerful shoulders?
Do you have a mullet?
Do you have flappy ears?
Do you have a deep bassy voice?
Do men run and hide when they see you?

[catwoman]

Sup people? :D

I went to the zee cine awards last night, came home late, had friends over, they left late - hence my late arrival to the thread :P

Ok, explain the joke about the eyes-glued please

Was Shahrukh Khan there? :P

[catwoman]

Well other prerequisites for a woman cricketer:

Do you have all your teeth?
Do you have large powerful shoulders?
Do you have a mullet?
Do you have flappy ears?
Do you have a deep bassy voice?
Do men run and hide when they see you?

:))2 :))2

Thankfully I don't play cricket :P

[Sage]

Sup people? :D

I went to the zee cine awards last night, came home late, had friends over, they left late - hence my late arrival to the thread :P

Ok, explain the joke about the eyes-glued please

Top of the mornin to ya lassie!

Hope you enjoyed yourself, drooling over all the celebrities :L?

I ain't explaining the joke either, as Umar told me a few pages back, we could be sued :)))

[Assara K]

yes i have all my teeth :D
my shoulders are average but powerful
NO i dont have a mullet just long hair
no i dont have flappy ears- as i am no dumbo
I dont have a deep voice- i think anyway
run and hide??? oh please! :P

[varsha]

Yeah, srk was there! He got the loudest cheers :)

[Sage]

Then Assara luv, I don't understand how'd they'd let you be a cricketer. There are rules dammit! :))2

[Assara K]

was srk's missis there varsha?

[catwoman]

Yeah, srk was there! He got the loudest cheers :)

Lucky you!

[Assara K]

what ya tryin to say sage??? :(

[varsha]

Top of the mornin to ya lassie!

Hope you enjoyed yourself, drooling over all the celebrities :L?

I ain't explaining the joke either, as Umar told me a few pages back, we could be sued :)))

Morning to ya mate :D

Yes i enjoyed myself, john abraham was there!! :D

Either you or umar are going to explain that joke to me. I will pester you until you tell me what it means! If it means you can't tell me on here, email me - whatever it takes, TELL ME! X) :D