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[Sage]

SRK??

[Assara K]

shah rukh khan duh!

[catwoman]

SRK??

Shahrukh Khan :)

[Sage]

what ya tryin to say sage??? :(

That women cricketers aren't renowned for their aesthetic appeal. So I'm guessing you must upset your collegues, being normal looking and all.

[Sage]

V, pester away :D

[Assara K]

ermmmm no

[catwoman]

V missed all the fun. ;)+

[Assara K]

mornin varsha!!!

[Sage]

C'mon Mona, Varsha back me up here :))2

[catwoman]

C'mon Mona, Varsha back me up here :))2

I'll back you up since I don't play cricket :P

[varsha]

Sage, please tell me - would you want to hurt an innocent girl and make her sad by not telling her. Look >> :( :(

Morning assara! How are you today? :D

Yeah SRK's wife was there too.

[Assara K]

omg john abraham was there?? :P

i bet bipasha was there aswell then eh?

[Sage]

I'll leave you girls to your gossip. Time to retire...!

[varsha]

yeah assara, bipasha was there too - she looked very pretty but omg john abraham was sooooo good looking!!

[Assara K]

im fine thanks, you? i bet you need some asprin after last night though- all them screaming, obsessive fans such as yourself haina?

[catwoman]

I love John Abraham too. :P

[Assara K]

sage stay pleeeease!!! :(MS

omg John Abraham is soooooooo fit :P

[varsha]

I'm ok thanks assara.

Yeah, my voice has gone all croaky because i was screaming so much especially for srk!

Sage, don't you go!! You need to explain the joke!

Mona, are you joking or are you really a john abraham fan?

[Assara K]

can someone explain the joke to me aswell......

[catwoman]

All righty bacho, I'm off to bed now.

[varsha]

Hey assara! I do not appreciate people making fun of john abraham! X) :P

[Assara K]

what time is it there mona......?

is sage all tucked in aswell? :Z

[catwoman]

Not joking, I'm a big John Abraham fan. Also like Saif, Shahrukh, and Salman Khan, and Arjun Rampal. :)

[Assara K]

how am i makin fun of him v?

[catwoman]

what time is it there mona......?

is sage all tucked in aswell? :Z

It's 5:13 in the morning here...only got 7 hours sleep in total for two days. :(

[Assara K]

omg arjun rampal is really buff :P not sure bout saif though....

was arjun there???

[Assara K]

:( :( :( awwwwwww

i think all that coffee's been keepin you awake hun!! ~O)

[catwoman]

:( :( :( awwwwwww

i think all that coffee's been keepin you awake hun!! ~O)

Hell yeah...coffee zindabad. :))

[Assara K]

:)) ...... maybe you should switch to tea :P

[Assara K]

CHAI ZINDABAD!!!!!

[Assara K]

where's varsha gone???

[catwoman]

Can't stand tea. Hate it. Addicted to coffee these days

[varsha]

I'm here i'm here i'm here :D

Ok, call me stupid or whatever....assara, are you a male or a female?

[catwoman]

I'm here i'm here i'm here :D

Ok, call me stupid or whatever....assara, are you a male or a female?

Isn't it pretty obvious she's a female? :))2

[Assara K]

:( :( :(( it's nice to know nearly everyone asks if im a lad.....

FEMALE dammnit!!

[catwoman]

I really like your name by the way. :)

[varsha]

Right right, i'm sorry - my bad :(

Anyways going back, john abraham looked the best! Arjun rampal was there to present an award but he didn't look his usual buff-self - he has done something weird to his hair.

Assara - which year are you in?

[Assara K]

really???? hey thanks mona ;)+

your name's cool aswell one of my mates was called mona.....

my name is actually $hyte the best nickname i can think of (yeah for myself) is a$$-which i guess most lads dont mind about

[Assara K]

varsha im in yr 9 yourself?

[Assara K]

omg was hithrik roshan there?

[varsha]

Hrithik wasn't there - zayed khan, fardeen khan were there

I'm in year 12 - doing my AS. Do you have your SATs this year?

[Assara K]

yea i hav my sats this year :(

[Assara K]

what are you studying???

[Assara K]

Mona, you back? go get some sleep bachi,

btw where's sage gone???

[varsha]

What's your english text for SATs? Don't worry about the SATs - it doesn't really matter how you do, it's to rate the schools, not your personal achievement.
GCSEs - that's when you'll have to study for yourself. :D

I'm studying Biology, Physics, Maths and ICT.

[Assara K]

i have to write an argument, a macbeth essay and comprehension :((

yeah GCSE's require hard work

[varsha]

I've never read macbeth so i don't really know - i did twelfth night for my english, that was a really good book! Just do all the practice questions that the teachers give you because i got a question for my SATs which i had already done for homework. :D

[Assara K]

thanks ill do that then.....

so Varsha tell me more about yourself......

[varsha]

>> so Varsha tell me more about yourself......

Am 16, indian living in england. I'm a very nice person :D

[Assara K]

what type of music dya like?

[Assara K]

:D i bet you are a nice person varsha!

[varsha]

Well, I'm not that much of a music person but i do like jay sean! What do you think of him? I think he's well buff!

[Assara K]

yeah he's really really nice-i love the song stolen

[varsha]

same! that's my favourite song of his and he looks really cute in the video. The other song i like is "eyes on you" - i really like that song too.

[Assara K]

yeah that song is good aswell- have you heard of sk1?-cos he's in one of there vids!!

btw- what time are sage and mona usually on-will they be on tonite?

[varsha]

I have no idea what time they'll be on. But i'm pretty sure they'll be on in tomorrow morning :-D

Mid-season sale begins tomorrow - you planning to go shopping?

[catwoman]

I'm up. Only slept 5 hours. Arrghhhhhhhhhhh. :(

[catwoman]

I'm a music fanatic especially Desi and bhangra. Listening to Shava Shava from Kabhi Khushy Kabhi Gham, and addicted to it like hell. :(

[varsha]

I like desi music too but i don't like bhangra music at all.

[catwoman]

Don't like bhangra?! I absolutely love it especially bhangra concerts. :P

[Assara K]

bhangra AND desi music rock!!! B/” (not literally)

Mona i love that shava shava i also like bole churiyan!!!

[catwoman]

I love Bolay Churian as well. Also addicted to Tujay Dekha from DDLJ.

Was just watching the Zee awards, hillarious comedy by Umar Sharif especially the way he described Adnan Sami. :))2

[varsha]

Hey mona, did you see aishwarya's dance? I thought it was pretty bad but she looked very pretty.

Yes omar shariff was well funny.

Btw people, what has your favourite srk movie been recently? Meaning veer-zaara, swades or main hoon na?

[entralinks]

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai was class, also I liked Baazigar and Dar. He's been poor, or 'the same acting style' in every movie after those.

[catwoman]

Hey mona, did you see aishwarya's dance? I thought it was pretty bad but she looked very pretty.

Yes omar shariff was well funny.

Btw people, what has your favourite srk movie been recently? Meaning veer-zaara, swades or main hoon na?

I didn't see all of it. Aishwarya doesn't know how to dance!

John Abraham looked soo HOT, loved the way he came in on the bike, wish I was sitting there with him...I kept drooling over him the whole time :P

[catwoman]

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai was class, also I liked Baazigar and Dar. He's been poor, or 'the same acting style' in every movie after those.

SRK poor?! He is one of the best and sexiest Bollywood actors. My favorite movie of his has to be DDLJ. :)

[Sage]

I left this thread just at the right time :)

[w4s1m786]

daar has one of the best tunes for its 'tu mera samne' wicked tune and top class film

[OTW]

Judging by the randomness, overactivity and the toll that reading the first page alone took on my (already badly depleted) reserves of sanity, I'm guessing this is the ''Kids'' thread Sage wanted me to join..............?

[Sage]

Well not quite. The Kids threads are apparently banned because me and Umar don't know how to talk to children. So now, we've cleverly disguised it!

Feel free to talk about anything, and make sure you use as many smileys as possible.

There will also be a lot of inside jokes but you'll pick up on them soon enough.

[OTW]

Wait, wait, wait a goddamn minute.

I thought the "Kids" thread, judging by the title, was addressed to Umar first and foremost? :D (okay, that smilie sucks more than your average MTV-pop album)

*cheap shot #1*

[Sage]

Don't know about that being a cheap shot at Umar, but it certainly could refer to the actual #1 :))2

The history of the Kids threads was beautifully outlined in the opening post of the third thread but some oversensitive ***** complained and all three were deleted.

Admittedly the third one was a bit risque, Kids on M, with M refering to 'self-gratification'

[Sage]

Editing b*stard! Varsha won't appreciate that :))

[OTW]

So they weren't designed to murder people's scroll bars on SN and its focking useless "one single page for hazaar posts" layout?

Coulda fooled me. Was there ever a "Kids on heavy metal" thread? :p

[Sage]

Radhika always complained about the thread's length, even when it was just 300 posts. So she seemed to disappear when we got to the 1000s. I had to turn all the images off to load the page. SN really is terrible. They were right to ban me however :))2

If you wanna start a Kids on Sh!tty Music thread, go right ahead.

[OTW]

And I pity all you people not on a T3 wireless broadband connection...

[Sage]

Yes, that site has deteriorated beyond belief recently...I wish that SN had one function a lot of message boards do, to Ignore User Posts.

And I was spoiled by my company's T1 connection, now I have crappy broadband. :(

[OTW]

I could agree with either, heh... hence why I've more or less given up on the entire thing.

[Sage]

Well I really only visited two boards on SN...

No, you didn't tell me about OTW

[OTW]

Meanwhile, I'm watching the rarest of all sights - an Aussie collapse - on a webcast. Da-yum. Three wickets in a 10 minute span.

[Sage]

EDIT: V :D

[OTW]

Then I must be a rebellious ******* and provide live commentary.

Franklin to Kasprowicz, thick edge played down and fielded by Marshall. Next ball is blocked with a straight bat, and now Kasper's off the mark with a thick edge wide of James Marshall for three.

311/8, Aus lead by 19.























.... :D

And I don't think it'd be safe to play cricket indoors any more. Trying to bowl medium-fast beamers in a small corridor in a dorm hall isn't wise... (BTW, you have a PM)

[Sage]

Have you done the water slide party yet in your hallway?

BTW, replied.

[OTW]

Water, no, enough of it on screen. Rain in Auckland means I must find some other way to murder time before the Bangalore test resumes. So eh, time to do a bit of work...

[Sage]

No no, the water slide hallway involves getting a large tarp and taping its sides up the walls. Then get some water and everyone takes turns sliding down. Usually more fun if it involves a keg also.

And edit your cricket posts dammit!

[OTW]

Rain in Auckland, and they're showing highlights now of some superb bowling by Franklin, and some shyte batting by Katich...

... I'm sorry, did you say something about not posting about cricket in here? :D

[Sage]

Did you not see the forum categories clearly defined? You are not in the cricket section, you are in the Time Pass section. This is a bannable offense sir!

[OTW]

Time pass = something about using free time.
Cricket = something free time is used for
Cricket = time pass

I love skewed logic.

Anyway, off now to work on a math assignment due tomorrow (ugh). Adios.

Just give me a shout when adi (or whoever the 50-Cent-obsessed gangsta wannabe is) shows up and I'll digress this onto heavy metal.

[Sage]

Bye S.

Come back whenever you want to relieve some tension, and NOT talk about cricket.

[Sage]

Just give me a shout when adi (or whoever the 50-Cent-obsessed gangsta wannabe is) shows up and I'll digress this onto heavy metal.

I'd much rather you go post in one of his threads rather than that little fag start posting in this one ;-)

[OTW]

NIGGA PLEASE!

homie dont play dat yo n show sum respct 4 them 50 paisa fans, their mah homeboyz fo shizzle

[Schiller]

Thats it, chuck S out :))

[Sage]

Agreed.

No need to upset the current ratio :))2

[Schiller]

ha ha
next thing we know, well have that stumped cigarette amongst us :))2

assara was asking if you and mona would be online later, poor girl, she doesnt know what shes asking for :)))

[OTW]

... those poor, naive kids...

[catwoman]

Who's OTW? :L?

[OTW]

In the words of Ozzy Osbourne...

I....AM....IRON....MAN.... :D

[catwoman]

What the hell is going on here???

[Sage]

Take it easy there M :)))

[catwoman]

:J

[Sage]

:J yourself

What you have for dinner?

[catwoman]

Pork biryani. You?

[Sage]

Delicious. I've abstained from eating today.

[catwoman]

Mashallah. I was fasting too but couldn't resist the pork biryani. :(

[Sage]

It's not a fast you dumble head :))2

Just staying fashionably thin...I can almost see my veins now!

[catwoman]

:))2

Agarkar wannabe. :D2

[catwoman]

What do ya think of Adi's new dreadlocks then?

[OTW]

Dreadlocks are for the reggae fanboys.

Moron couldn't even get the stereotype he wanted to ripoff right... but what can you expect from a 50 Cent fan?

[Sage]

So I suppose you're rockin the Gillespie mullet then :))2

[OTW]

... you're talking to a guy who's spent summers in Hong Kong (hot/humid) or Singapore (hot/humid/wet). Military haircuts or shaven heads are the only way to go then/there.

[Assara K]

Where is everyone today.......?

[Sage]

Hello there luv, how was your sleep? :)

[Assara K]

ok, i woke up abit late........but im here now!!!! :)

how are u??

[Sage]

Feeling tired...work starts late tomorrow so I'll get a few hours of sleep.

I'm sure you're fresh...are you on break?

[Assara K]

yup!!!!

where dya work?

[Assara K]

BTW Sage, who's OTW???

[Sage]

How rude of him not to introduce himself!

Next time you see him online, ask him :)

I work in Chicago :J

[Assara K]

acha! ;)+

Mona said you lived in Chicago, but what do you do for a living......?

Where's Mona-ji today?

[Sage]

That, my dear Assara, is a well guarded secret :D2

Mona left because no one wanted to talk to her :))2

[Schiller]

do I hear the word secret here :))

[Sage]

U, I'm just worried that Assara may possess the same charm Varsha has...:))

[Schiller]

ha ha :))

she seems of a different mould waisay

[Sage]

What I don't understand is, I thought both were more or less the same age, yet V is a few school years ahead of lil Assara?!

[Assara K]

:( so your not gonna tell me.......it's ok!

awwww she'll be in on in no time!

[Assara K]

varsha's about 17 innit?

and what type of charm might that be sage.......

[Sage]

She just turned 16.
And I would say womanly charm but that would be a joke, you probably possess more of that than she does :))2

[Assara K]

:P hmmmm i dunno bout that yet....

if she's in yr 12 i would of thought she would be nearing 17....

[Sage]

So then, did you fail a year Ass?

[Assara K]

nope, im too clever to do that ;-)

[Schiller]

i thought you were 14 assara

[Sage]

A late bloomer then :P

Well you know what they say, the ones that start the latest make up for it in a big way ;-)

[Schiller]

:))

[Sage]

I thought you were 15?!

[Schiller]

we're just asking cause we dont want to get sued :))2

[Assara K]

:P i am 14 :)

15????

[Schiller]

youre 14 ??

jesus! oh well, another one to teach and nurture, eh sage? :))2

[Assara K]

look guys i think it's obvious my "maturity" is getting in the way haina?

;-)

[Sage]

Well I'm off to take a shower ;)+ :)?

[Schiller]

:))2

[Assara K]

:)) dont forget too scrub behind your ears beta!

[Sage]

Listen Ass, how are we supposed to call V little one now, when she's 2 years older? :J

[Assara K]

i dunno does that mean im now; lil, choti , little, small, young etc.....? :)?

[Schiller]

this makes it a problem, v is not the littlest around now :))2

[Schiller]

my dear Ass, youve thrown us into a conundrum here, choti then?

[Sage]

Choti little Ass has ruined everything :))2

[Assara K]

well then what are you gonna call V?

[Schiller]

you little Ass

that sounds fair :))2

[Sage]

Yes, little Ass is fine.

[Schiller]

so now the q is, hows the little ass today?

[Assara K]

:( :(

little Ass????? well then........ B=|

[Sage]

So Assara is white then? :)))

[Assara K]

im fine thanks........ , what should i call you bhai??

[Schiller]

call me u

[catwoman]

hello there :J

[varsha]

If you call me little Ass I will not post in this thread anymore [-( :(

I'm going to report you people for causing a child (moi) mental torture!

[Schiller]

darling, we're calling assara little ass, you prissy :)))

[Sage]

Shut up Little ass Sr.! :D2

[Assara K]

:))) i see Varsha has woken up

Hiya Mona, u ok?

[Sage]

Well Little Ass, Mona's quite hungover you see :))2

[Assara K]

here we go again........ :P

[varsha]

what's my name then? :L?

[Schiller]

wine didnt go well with the steak M ?? :))2

[catwoman]

We have to think up of names for Umar and Sage now. :P

[Assara K]

Varsha what nicknames do your mates call ya?

[Sage]

V's known in India as the Bangalori Bombshell :)))

[Schiller]

they call her chulbuli :))

[varsha]

assara: they call me visha, varsh, varshee, varshakins...

Mona, i told you didn't I?! John looked sooo hot!

Umar shahid, explain that glue joke. not a request, it's an order!

[catwoman]

wine didnt go well with the steak M ?? :))2

No steak today, pork biryani. Finnished a whole bottle of red wine. :(

[varsha]

>> chulbuli

What is that?!

And puh-lease, i'm not from bangalore, i'm from mysore :D

[Schiller]

"Umar shahid"

:))2

yes madame! but cant explain it here, there are ***** younger than yours :)))

[Schiller]

red wine with biryani? umm.. :)))

chulbuli is vivacious, vervy, jumps around :P

[catwoman]

red wine with biryani? umm.. :)))

chulbuli is vivacious, vervy, jumps around :P

What's so funny about red wine with biryani? Any double meaning I'm unaware of? ;-)

Umar's nickname is motoo, Sage's nickname is chotoo. :P

[Sage]

The Madame of Mysore? :))2

Mona, have you lost any weight? You said you wanted to be down to 200 by the end of the month. :)

[Schiller]

madame of mysore, now I like that :))

[catwoman]

The Madame of Mysore? :))2

Mona, have you lost any weight? You said you wanted to be down to 200 by the end of the month. :)

Me and lose weight?! I want to gain weight. :((

[varsha]

>> chulbuli is vivacious, vervy, jumps around

Why not bubbly? :D

Found about that glue thing....sage and umar, you sickos! :P

[Sage]

You want Umar to impregnate you already?!
At least wait til after the marriage :))

[Sage]

How'd you find out Madame? :)))

[Schiller]

:)))

she came online hte moment I said it :)))

[catwoman]

So how do you guys like your new nicknames? :P

[varsha]

I'm quick to find out things i want to find out ;-)

Please move away from the "madame" - i like princess! Mysore is for princess - the maharaja family still lives there :D

[Sage]

Madame, it took you how many days to find out :))2

[Schiller]

i noticed v :)))

madame of M , ass snr :))

[catwoman]

:)) :))

[varsha]

Sage, it's because you wouldn't tell me so i had to wait for someone who would! X)

Seriously, princess V is fine thank you. :D

[Sage]

Who is this source you speak of?

I can imagine you going to class and asking a classmate :)))

[Assara K]

Princess V ti is :)D

[Sage]

Why did you use the fat girl smiley on Madame V of Mysore?!

[Schiller]

"I can imagine you going to class and asking a classmate"

now imagine what the girls would think whom she asked

[Sage]

I'm pretty sure her naive little ass would ask one of her guy classmates :))2

[Schiller]

:))2
she goes to an all girls school dammit :))2

[Sage]

Ooh, so now it all makes sense

Madame V of Mysore indeed! :)))

[Schiller]

:)))

[Assara K]

:))

[varsha]

You people have hurt me to no end :(

I will not be posting here for 30mins or so! I feel so betrayed by my own people... :(

[Schiller]

now now older ass, we're merely being ncie to the younger ass so she would stay :))

[Sage]

V: Daddy, why are my eyes all sticky and why wont they open?

Daddy: Oh My God Varsha beti! I sent you to an all-girls school for a reason dammit!

:))2

[catwoman]

You people have hurt me to no end :(

I will not be posting here for 30mins or so! I feel so betrayed by my own people... :(

Thanks for letting us know in advance, we'll edit posts before you're back. :)

[Schiller]

"V: Daddy, why are my eyes all sticky and why wont they open?

Daddy: Oh My God Varsha beti! I sent you to an all-girls school for a reason dammit! "

:))) :)))

[Assara K]

:))) :)))

[catwoman]

All girls school? That would suck...no one to make fun of. :P

[Assara K]

same here id HATE going to an all girls school - where's the fun???

[Assara K]

where's sage gone???

[Sage]

I'm here lil Ass :)

[Schiller]

little ass misses sage a lot more than anyone else :))

[Assara K]

:”> and whats wrong with that????

[Schiller]

you dont know yet :))2

[catwoman]

Atleast someone misses Sage

[Sage]

:(

Don't listen to them Little Ass, you've a year left til you can start worrying about me :))2

[Sage]

I didn't think V was serious about leaving :))) :D2

[Schiller]

what is this world coming to? underaged girls missing sage?? :))

[Assara K]

:))) dont worry sage........ill be waiting :P

[catwoman]

:))) dont worry sage........ill be waiting :P

What's going on here??? ;-)

[Sage]

I don't know whether I should be aroused or disturbed :)))

[Schiller]

i think disturbed is less prone to litigation :)))

[Sage]

Anyone know about any transatlantic extradition treaties?

[Assara K]

:O disturbed????

[Schiller]

i think if its under 15, you get extradited no matter where you are :))

[Sage]

Well you are a cricket player, lil Ass :))2

[Schiller]

on the other hand she does prefer arousal over distrub :))

[Assara K]

:P ohhhh acha

cricketer? vo to mai hoon!!

[Sage]

same here id HATE going to an all girls school - where's the fun???

and now this most recent comment...

Well Little Ass, I thought I was gonna teach you some things but I guess you're the one who's gonna be teaching me ;-)

[Schiller]

ill leave you two to your questionable liaision here :))2

[catwoman]

Don't get this thread deleted :))2

[Assara K]

dont get me wrong i may be lil but.........

[Sage]

I'm gonna go take another shower :O

[Schiller]

little ass, getting thru?? :))

[catwoman]

ill leave you two to your questionable liaision here :))2

You made a spelling error, Webster. :)

[catwoman]

I'm gonna go take another shower :O

Please do, Stinkin Sage

[Schiller]

:))2

stinking is the wrong word mona

[Assara K]

;-) see ya ina bout 10 mins then......

[Sage]

dont get me wrong i may be lil but.........

Me: 8P) You: 8-}

If you're not careful, you'll like this in 9 months :)D

[catwoman]

:))2

stinking is the wrong word mona

Wrong word? Don't tell me you go around sniffing him ;-)

[catwoman]

;-) see ya ina bout 10 mins then......

Where are you going? :L?

[Schiller]

you didnt get his joke darling ;)

[catwoman]

you didnt get his joke darling ;)

Tell me then. :(

[Schiller]

ill let him explain :D2

[catwoman]

ill let him explain :D2

No, you're better at explaining. Tell me now. :C:

[Sage]

No no no, we're not playing this game

How come the lil 14 y.o. is more aware than the 16, 18 y.o.s?

[Schiller]

you know sage, little ass reminds me of Z

[Assara K]

it dont matter mona!!

Sage im a big girl, i can take care of myself....... i think it'll be a while till i end up like that!

[Assara K]

who's z ????? :)?

[Sage]

Umm...are you referring to rubbers? This girl is wild! :O

I don't believe Z was as open and direct as lil Ass over here.

[Schiller]

;)

[catwoman]

Zinnia?

[Schiller]

she wasnt but her penchant for spanish, that list of questionable males
i could well be wrong

[Sage]

Interesting...

So she's dropped a few years then...

Assara, explain yourself! :))2

[Assara K]

tell me who z is please?

[Schiller]

zinnia, a girl with similar tastes as you, only older and not a believer in m-...ing ;)

[Sage]

I'm almost afraid to ask lil Ass her views on it... :))2