...:::||| ¡Hijos Sobre Copula! ||| :::...

[sajjad]

can we put a note in the title saying above 18 only. thatll solve both problems. no need to really moderate the R rated talk and the below 18 ppl will be pre warned to stay away and enjoy the other stuff.

[MIG]

can we put a note in the title saying above 18 only. thatll solve both problems. no need to really moderate the R rated talk and the below 18 ppl will be pre warned to stay away and enjoy the other stuff.

Unless we ask for proof of age from posters, this wont help

Also need to ask the need for such posts.

Humor is good but discussions on the indecent side of things are not for this board.

The reason I am stating this is that as Mods we are not happy with the content of this discussion. It really is upto the people who contribute to any threads to decide if they can remain within the limits of decency ( as defined by most people ) . If not, then this thread will need to go.

[Schiller]

dont worry mig, itwont move into r rated, a mild post here and there but wont be very explicit

[sajjad]

yessir! no more hanky panky from me.

I see this thread is going back to the ways of the older kids threads. lol

[Schiller]

:))2 :))2

[varsha]

We don't want this thread to be deleted [-(
Hint hint umar :P

[Sage]

I don't think we've really been indecent, this has definitely been a much cleaner thread than the previous Kids threads.

No need to fret Miggy ;-)

[sajjad]

I don't think we've really been indecent, this has definitely been a much cleaner thread than the previous Kids threads.

No need to fret Miggy ;-)

man, with every passing moment, i wanna have a read of those threads...just curiosity

[Sage]

Also, Miggy and other esteemed mods, I would ask of you to delete or edit any offending posts instead of the whole thread.

I would ask this because there are often many simultaneous discussions taking place in this thread, so one offending post should not ruin all the converstations.

[Sage]

I don't think we've really been indecent, this has definitely been a much cleaner thread than the previous Kids threads.

No need to fret Miggy ;-)

man, with every passing moment, i wanna have a read of those threads...just curiosity

Those threads have passed on to the message board hell, but they will always be remembered and their legend shared with countless others.

[varsha]

Also, Miggy and other esteemed mods, I would ask of you to delete or edit any offending posts instead of the whole thread.

I would ask this because there are often many simultaneous discussions taking place in this thread, so one offending post should not ruin all the converstations.

Wise words spoken from sage - that's a first! :P

[OTW]

I also request you not to delete or edit posts that Sage considers offending, as then any mention of cricket I make will be blanked out.

[Schiller]

i think MIG needs to relax ;-)
thsi thread has been a lot cleaner

[MIG]

I think you people clearly underestimate the capabilities of Agent Comma here... he is well versed in 10 languages , including Swahili and Punjabi , carries a doctorate in Particle Physics. To top it all, he is an expert in Martial arts including the ancient art of Phainti...

He knows no fear.....he knows nothing....

Here is a recent pic...

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0274166/th-5571-JE-3479.jpg

Sorry correction Martial Arts up there should have read Marital arts....


With Agent Comma around - there is indeed nothing to worry about !!

[Schiller]

ofcourse not :D

mig, i emailed you earlier, hope you got it?

thanks

[MIG]

Sorry am off work until Thursday so can you email to my home address ?

[Schiller]

youre a total loSs :D

[OTW]

You get my other email a couple of days ago, Miggah? (to the yahoo addy from the TSN site).

[varsha]

Sup all? :D

[Schiller]

*whisper* did you read mig's warning? what do we do? a covert operation captain V ?

[Gasherbrum]

keep it clean.
for example:

anyone know how to make holy water?

boil the hell out of it.

[Schiller]

oh yeah and invite our mothers and grandmothers as well when we're on a roll here
:))2

[Schiller]

and yo uused the word 'hell' thats swearing, pls refrain or the mods will lynch you

[Gasherbrum]

its a shame, back in our day it was the moBs that did the lynching.

[varsha]

Umar saheb, you are on a roll :)))

And yay! I'm a captain :D

*whispers* abort to plan B abort to plan B! :$

keep it clean.
for example:

anyone know how to make holy water?

boil the hell out of it.

:)))

[Schiller]

*whisper* call chaprasi salil, call chaprasi salil to clean it up

the mods are the mob here gasher

[Sage]

Umar saheb, you are on a roll :)))

And yay! I'm a captain :D

*whispers* abort to plan B abort to plan B! :$

Didn't you hear Miggy, he doesn't want any controversial subjects brought up...especially anything having to do with a hanger and crushed dreams. [-(

[Schiller]

:)))

on the other hand what if we went the victorian route and veiled it with corsets ?

[Schiller]

oops, i mentioned victoria, would I get lynched now? :O

[OTW]

Just don't bring up her husband, Prince Albert... (I trust you have heard of the 'term')

[catwoman]

Umar, why don't we continue this thread on the Kids on French group on Orkut? ;-)

[Sage]

I hear Jude Law has a Prince Albert ;-)

[varsha]

Can't let this thread die :O

[Mercenary]

I don't think we've really been indecent, this has definitely been a much cleaner thread than the previous Kids threads.

No need to fret Miggy ;-)

On a thread where the only two participating girls are under or around 18, do you honestly think this comment is acceptable...

Any hair on a woman besides the two obvious places is no good. All extraneous hair should be waxed away, and I prefer the downstairs bare also. ;-)

...all things considered, i think that comment has no place here.

Dont let yourselves get too excited too easily and dont let the thread go overboard as it will be closed down!!

;)+

[catwoman]

Does anyone here have Orkut? We can continue this thread (without rules ;-) ) on a community we've already made there...

http://www.orkut.com/Community.aspx?cmm=1175320

[Sage]

See Merc, that's the point. That comment wasn't explicit, "downstairs" could've meant a number of things including belly hair. I find it quite sad that your dirty mind assumed it to mean something else. Would expect better from a moderator... :))2

[catwoman]

See Merc, that's the point. That comment wasn't explicit, "downstairs" could've meant a number of things including belly hair. I find it quite sad that your dirty mind assumed it to mean something else. Would expect better from a moderator... :))2

:))2 :))2

[razzler]

God Damned you guys made me read 36 pages. :((

[OTW]

See Merc, that's the point. That comment wasn't explicit, "downstairs" could've meant a number of things including belly hair. I find it quite sad that your dirty mind assumed it to mean something else. Would expect better from a moderator... :))2
Ganda baccha... Merc's mind was quite obviously somewhere in the gutter. Put those magazines away Merc and stop thinking of everything Sage says in that manner. [-X

BTW Mona, update me - when did Razzler learn to read? Thought he'd been too busy with the crockery in the kitchen and his makeup...

[catwoman]

Hi Razzler. You look very pretty in the pink sari. :)

[catwoman]

OTW, Razzler learned to read from cookbooks. :)

[Mercenary]

See Merc, that's the point. That comment wasn't explicit, "downstairs" could've meant a number of things including belly hair. I find it quite sad that your dirty mind assumed it to mean something else. Would expect better from a moderator... :))2

mildly amusing retort but at then end of the day its not fooling anyone. There are specialist websites and premium rate phone numbers for you to take your frustrations out on ;-)

Why do you insist on doing it at PP :|2

[OTW]

mildly amusing retort but at then end of the day its not fooling anyone. There are specialist websites and premium rate phone numbers for you to take your frustrations out on ;-)
For the love of christ Merc, don't make such a post... there are KIDS who might be reading this! What if they start googling for these 'websites' and 'numbers'?

And stop torturing Umar like this... his eyes must be bulging in anticipation of you providing him with some of those links and digits that you just brought up...

[Assara K]

'sup how yas doin.....?

[catwoman]

Hey Lil Ass :P

[varsha]

I don't have orkut.

And this thread is dying fast :(

[Gasherbrum]

jo dar gaya, samjho mar gaya.

[Assara K]

hey Mona u aite?

[sajjad]

orkuts got too mane server problems...shitty donut errors

but me will go there neways

[Schiller]

quo vadis?

[varsha]

me speak only englis :P

[sajjad]

really, some of us doubt u even know that much.

btw ne of u there on orkut now. i sign on and the server keeps crashing

[catwoman]

I'm on Orkut right now and it seems to be working fine.

Sajjad, did you join the community?

V, I can invite you to Orkut.

[sajjad]

ill do so when i get home. maybe its just the work comp

[catwoman]

Saw your post there, and replied to it too. :P

Everyone should move to Orkut now. V would definitely like it since you can't edit posts there ;-)

What is Orkut? (I can make out it is some sort of forum but please provide more insight)

[catwoman]

What is Orkut? (I can make out it is some sort of forum but please provide more insight)

Go to www.orkut.com. I can invite you on since you can't join without an invitation. :)

[Oxy]

Sounds like a 'flirters paradise' or something...

OK. Invite me Mona. What do u need? I'm guessing my email address.

[varsha]

invite me mona, thanks :)

[catwoman]

I'll need your email addresses for inviting.

hitman@pakpassion.net

[varsha]

:D

[sajjad]

hitman i have ur email now...
be ready for lotsa spammmmmmm

[catwoman]

Invitations sent to both of you. :)

[sajjad]

hitman u can remove it. ill give it to her thru orkut.
unless she has already got it

[catwoman]

Did you guys get the invitations?

[varsha]

thanks mona

[catwoman]

You're welcome, V :)

[varsha]

I'll join tomorrow - it's too late now - i need sleep :P

[sajjad]

hehe varsha...cute email..so girlyy!

[varsha]

That's my nick name at home, sajjad :(

[catwoman]

Hurry up and join, Pinky :P

[Sage]

Good riddance.

I did. Thanks Mona.

Mona u have any gmail invites left?

[catwoman]

Do you have Orkut, Sage?

[sajjad]

That's my nick name at home, sajjad :(

why the glum face, its really cute...

i know another person whom we call that. wait....oh... nm ur from india. :D

[catwoman]

I did. Thanks Mona.

Mona you have any gmail invites left?

Yeah I got like 50 invites. I can send you one, if you like?

[catwoman]

This is the link to the new community....

http://www.orkut.com/Community.aspx?cmm=1175320

[sajjad]

cmon guys...lets populate that community. only 1 girl working at it.

Yes plz

[catwoman]

Remember, I am the manager of that community and have the right to ban as well...;-)

[Sage]

Don't quite know what this Orkut deal is except that Mona's been pushing it for some time, and only now have people actually bitten :))2

Is it anything like Friendster?

[catwoman]

Don't quite know what this Orkut deal is except that Mona's been pushing it for some time, and only now have people actually bitten :))2

Is it anything like Friendster?

What's Friendster?

Orkut is an online community thingy...www.orkut.com

[catwoman]

Yes plz

Join it, Hitman!!

[Sage]

Yes I figured as much. But I barely have enough time for PP, I dunno about some wierdass site called Orkut...what's with the name M?

[catwoman]

Yes I figured as much. But I barely have enough time for PP, I dunno about some wierdass site called Orkut...what's with the name M?

LOL, I don't know...I didn't name it. :P

Hitman, Varsha, Umar, Sajjad and I are all on the new Kids group. You're the only one left here. :P

[Sage]

Remember, I am the manager of that community and have the right to ban as well...;-)

And this is exactly her reason for telling everyone to go to Orkut. :)))

And for this reason alone I will abstain... ;)+

[Sage]

Hitman, Varsha, Umar, Sajjad and I are all on the new Kids group. You're the only one left here. :P

I dunno if I wanna let this thread turn into the "Sage on M" thread :))2

[sajjad]

im surprised not too many ppl know abt it
ive been a member for a long time now. not too active on it..but been a member.

orkut means something which someone once told me but i cannot remember anymore.

mona, u cant take offense to those lil jokes. u better be prepared...no rules and its action time

[catwoman]

Join the damn thing X)

[catwoman]

Hitman, Varsha, Umar, Sajjad and I are all on the new Kids group. You're the only one left here. :P

I dunno if I wanna let this thread turn into the "Sage on M" thread :))2

:))2

What will you be doing all alone in this thread? ;-)

[sajjad]

sage, dont be a spoil sport..

bring ur ass over there.

[catwoman]

This is why it's called Orkut....

Why is it called orkut?
orkut.com is a new social networking service named for the Google engineer who developed it, Orkut Buyukkokten. (Orkut is easier to spell and pronounce than Buyukkokten.) It was created as an independent project to help people around the world connect.

[Sage]

Fine, I'll bite.

What do I do?

[catwoman]

I'll need your email address to invite you.

[sajjad]

first, u need an invite
mona u have is email, if she doesnt u need to let ne of us know and we will invite u.

Come on Sage

[Sage]

V and U have my email...don't think M has it

[Sage]

Are you f'in serious, they edited "U" to you?! :)))

[Sage]

I can't even type the letterU by itself :)))

[catwoman]

I don't Sage's email.

Hitman, post in the community!

[sajjad]

okay, hitman, get more ppl man

where r ur PR skills

In case u haven't noticed, hitmen aren't the best at keeping up PR

[catwoman]

We need to get Assara on now.

[Sage]

Well if you want my email, ask Umar or V...

If not, well goodbye all :))2

[catwoman]

Umar is too busy these days and doesn't email as often so can't ask him. :(

Will ask V to invite you then...till then we can all curse you. :P

[Sage]

Be forewarned, I will not post unless the smileys are acceptable ;-)

[catwoman]

Be forewarned, I will not post unless the smileys are acceptable ;-)

There are smileys there and a few rules too ;-)

[Sage]

Rules? :))2

A few rules? (Whisper: Understatement)

[catwoman]

Rules? :))2

At first there weren't any rules but I changed my mind now :P

Hitman and Sajjad will tell you about them ;-)

[Sage]

Mona, the potentate

A little teenage girl finally acheives her dream of ruling an online message board like a spoilt little tyrant.

[sajjad]

yeah..ill tell ya,

wait but there were no rules....oops, i think i made that last thread too soon.

[sajjad]

sage post ur email man.

ill only use it to get u spam from the good porn sites..i promise

Is Orkut always this slow?

[catwoman]

:J

[sajjad]

yeah.. its a bit slow

u gotta live with that

[catwoman]

Not always slow :P

[Sage]

*With a thick Northern accent*
"A bit slow, eh?"

A Canadian site, perhaps :))2

[sajjad]

There are rules...

1. No disrespecting me
2. No disobeying me
3. No disagreeing with me

[catwoman]

Me = Mona :P

[Sage]

M, you remember the Rivals board cross-border invasions?

[Officer Barbrady]

Orkut has server problems quite often I d suggest you keep looking elsewhere and use it while you don't have an alternative.

It has actually been a big hit in Pak.

*With a thick Northern accent*
"A bit slow, eh?"

A Canadian site, perhaps :))2

:))

[catwoman]

Marooned, you have Orkut?

[Sage]

Marooned, you're gonna break Mona's heart. :)))

Seems similar to hi5.


Mona ji, where is my Gmail invite?

[catwoman]

Sending the invite, Hitman...

[catwoman]

I HATE Hi5.

[catwoman]

Oh man...those threads...;-)

Atleast it's quicker

[catwoman]

Hitman, contribute to those threads ;-)

[sajjad]

Orkut has server problems quite often I d suggest you keep looking elsewhere and use it while you don't have an alternative.

It has actually been a big hit in Pak.

yeah thats what i felt too
its a lot better now though. yeah...its been a hit in many other places too.

[catwoman]

Sage is really missing out. :P

[catwoman]

Screenshot of the group :))2

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/mona50/orkut.jpg

[Officer Barbrady]

Marooned, you have Orkut?

No really

[catwoman]

Marooned, you have Orkut?

No really

Do you want to join the new group then? :P

[Officer Barbrady]

sure if no monas will be posting there

[catwoman]

sure if no monas will be posting there

Let's start an abusing thread of Marooned then. :P

[Officer Barbrady]

ok

[catwoman]

Sending it...

[OTW]

I can't even type the letterU by itself :)))
LMAO. This is farking hilarious... :)))

[catwoman]

For those wondering about the Related Communities, Umar told me to add them for his convenience :))2

[sajjad]

otw tu bhee aa jaa

[catwoman]

Did you get the invite, Marooned?

[Officer Barbrady]

not yet

[Sage]

Mona, I hope you do realize what's gonna happen if we all join this Orkut thing

Say goodbye to your rules or say goodbye to all your posters :))2

[sajjad]

yeah...we will have to wait and see what happens

[catwoman]

Mona, I hope you do realize what's gonna happen if we all join this Orkut thing

Say goodbye to your rules or say goodbye to all your posters :))2

Okay, fine, no rules then. :P

Orkut seems too slow

[catwoman]

Is it yahoo.com, Marooned?

[Officer Barbrady]

got it
Constantine ???

[catwoman]

got it
Constantine ???

Yep. :P

[catwoman]

Are you signing up, Marooned?

[Officer Barbrady]

it doesn't seem to be working

[catwoman]

Working fine for me though

[Officer Barbrady]

When I click on the community it says bad server. Get out of the community and then try to get back in.

[sajjad]

sometimes it gives the bad server. no donut for u error.

try again in a minute or two itll work

[catwoman]

So who doesn't have Orkut?

[razzler]

So who doesn't have Orkut?

Mail me at as my yahoo doesn't seem to be working.

[Nauman]

I do, but I have stopped using orkut its a piece of crap, keeps on throwing 404 errors. Besides it looses its novelty after a month or so.

[catwoman]

Sent it, Razzler. Now join the Kids community ;-)

[razzler]

Thanks a lot.

[sajjad]

just give it a go nauman...its improved or my experience today was like that.

same pp ppl...just "no rules."

[catwoman]

Sajjad, post there!

[catwoman]

Razzler, did you create a profile there yet?

[razzler]

I did but which community I go to?

[sajjad]

Sajjad, post there!

bedtime now.
just came online to post about
"LOVE ACTUALLY" - an awesome movie.

will post on orkut later

[catwoman]

http://www.orkut.com/Community.aspx?cmm=1175320

Check your scrapbook.

[razzler]

But which forum were you guys talking about earlier?

[catwoman]

That's the one we were talking about earlier

[razzler]

Where is that Kid's on French forum? Anyways time to sleep. Later.

[catwoman]

Just join the community and the forum will be there

[varsha]

I'm signed up and all but what do i do if i enter orkut.com - my name is already there...

I'm confused

[catwoman]

V, you're already logged in then. Check your scrapbook and reply in mine. :)

[Sage]

What a mess [-(

[catwoman]

V will send you an invitation soon. :P

[varsha]

Sage, i've sent you an invitation - probably like 3 times :P

[Sage]

This site is extremely slow :(

[Sage]

I have a headache...is it always this slow?

Looks like it. I joined yesterday but if you go by the site's pace, it seems like yesteryear!

[Sage]

Ahh I see ;-)

[catwoman]

It's not always this slow though. :(

[Sage]

And I'm a little upset my abuse thread only got 6 posts and few of them actually abuse me :))2

[Sage]

And Mona's appreciation thread has no reply :))2

[Sage]

Must agree with Hitman about your eyes though ;-)

[catwoman]

Thanks ;-)

If my thread won't get any replies, you all are going to be banned! :P

[catwoman]

My thread got a reply! ;-)

Sage, check your scrapbook. :P

[Sage]

Mona, what are the smiley codes on Orkut?

Damnit, it has crashed yet AGAIN!

[sajjad]

click formatting may help sage

[catwoman]

Mona, what are the smiley codes on Orkut?

[:P], [;)] [:)]

Click on Formatting Tips when you are typing the message, it has everything. I added you on my list so accept me and read that scrap. ;)+

Also, what do you think of the Related Communities Umar told me to add? ;-)

[Sage]

There's only a couple smileys :(

Nice related communities list :))2

How do I accept?

[catwoman]

Damnit, it has crashed yet AGAIN!

It'll be okay in a minute or two...click somewhere else and then go back on.

[sajjad]

click on join sage

i think how the smileys work now

use these brackets outside of the thing []

[catwoman]

There's only a couple smileys :(

Nice related communities list :))2

How do I accept?

Click on Home at the top and it should be there.

[sajjad]

btw the threads move on to the next page after just 10 posts. mone can u edit that...!?

[Sage]

Join what?

[Sage]

Ah, I see.

LOL

It keeps on saying slow server. It's getting a bit annoying now

Again! DAMNIT

[sajjad]

I USED TO HAVE THAT PROblem

not anymore. i dunno what happened. its all good
fingers crossed

[catwoman]

I don't have that problem either.

My appreciation thread has the most number of replies!! :P

[catwoman]

How is the new name? :P

[sajjad]

NAHIN...please change it to somethin else
im too homphobic for this ****

[catwoman]

LOL :))2 :))2

[catwoman]

How about this then? ;-)

[sajjad]

still sucks

[catwoman]

Give me some suggestions then :J

[sajjad]

hmm...
PH7182521093

thats the ISIN. im researching @ work. everything else is a blur...how about
kids on the rampage or something just as idiotic

[catwoman]

Where is everyone?! X)

[octavian]

Damn. this thread is 40 pages loonnnggg. and i cant figure what is this about ??? :)? :L?.

Even the title is over my lil head .

[Sage]

Oh, why do you have such a lil head there Octa? :))2

[octavian]

yaar. i guess iwas born with it..

but 40 pages aint too short either !!

[Schiller]

orkut now? hmm :L?

[octavian]

what is orkut ?

[catwoman]

Umar, get your butt on Orkut! X)

Orkut is a social networking thing...it's where the new Kids group is, Octavian. :)

[octavian]

Kids group.

You mean the guys from the famous kids thread ?

[catwoman]

Yeah, that's right

This is the Spanish version of the Kid thread.

[octavian]

boy thats was some land mark. in internet forum's history !! wasn't it ?

By the way what is the purpose of orkut ?

[catwoman]

You can visit the website for more info..

www.orkut.com

[octavian]

i see. will try to join it

[octavian]

wait looks like you cant just join.

[catwoman]

You have to be invited in order to join. I can invite you if you like.

[octavian]

thanx mona. u can invite me if you like. :P

[catwoman]

I'll need your email for it.

[octavian]

edited

[sajjad]

good boy!
the orkut team is growing fast

[octavian]

is it any fun sajjad ?

[catwoman]

Sajjad can you invite him since I have to go somewhere now?

[octavian]

dont worry about it Mona. you dont have to do it now.

[catwoman]

Sent it. :)

To be honest I don't really like Orkut!

[catwoman]

To be honest I don't really like Orkut!

You suck!

Come on the Kids group.

To be honest I don't really like Orkut!

You suck!

Come on the Kids group.

I still like your attitude babe ;-)

[catwoman]

You sure you like my attitude? http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/teufel/devil-smiley-002.gif

Oh yeah. >:)

[octavian]

never got it mona. :(

[Officer Barbrady]

Mona bibi perhaps you should move everyone back here. I don't want to have to sign into Orkut just to read one thread....

But it's of course up to you Queen Mona!

I second what Marooned says

[catwoman]

Orkut is so much better and remember there are no rules there ;-)

Octavian, did you check your Junk Mail folder?

[octavian]

i just got it mona. thanx

[catwoman]

And this is the link to the new Kids community...

http://www.orkut.com/Community.aspx?cmm=1175320

[sajjad]

Sajjad can you invite him since I have to go somewhere now?
sorry, i think i left then as well

and yeah Orkut rocks

[catwoman]

Yeah, Orkut Zindabad!

And post on the new group, everyone!!!

[Schiller]

must say, i have read it and orkut is not very appealing