So where was Ganguly?

[Farhad]

Did not see the beleagured and bewildered humiliated and roughed-up India ex-skipper during the ceremony.


Any guesses where he could have been when the Presentation Ceremony was taking place, accolades being showered on Pakistan team, and a rudderless rag-a-tag XI watching the prceedings glumly?

[MIG]

I think he was on a TVS victor bike, borrowed from Dhoni trying to get into the stadium - didnt have a team pass so they stopped him outside.... how the mighty(mice) have fallen...

[Saj]

I think he was making a new chavanprash commercial, where he's dreaming that he's actually middled a delivery from a Pak bowler :)

Interesting thing is though, he could have played the last 2 ODIs pending appeal.

[adi 101]

imagine if ganguly scores a double century or something in the next door it would really shut you all up!!!!!! its good laughing at him but im starting to feel sorry for him :( ah what the heck lets all laugh at ganguly :)) :)) :))

[AFRIDI 6]

i dont care what he does next. he will be known as the captain who losta t home to pakisan and didnt have the guts to get a decent score.
lets all laugh coz he deserves. mind u, what an entertainer

[Fawad]

I've seen a lot batsmen go through bad form but Ganguly's bad form had lasted about 4 years. :)))

Yet he still averages 41 with 22 centuries. :)?

[Assara K]

Ganguly appeal is rejected by ICC

Ganguly has been frequently warned about his team's slow rate
India captain Sourav Ganguly's appeal against his six-match one-day international ban has been rejected by the International Cricket Council.

Ganguly was suspended because of his team's slow over-rate in the fourth ODI against Pakistan last Tuesday.

ICC Appeals Commissioner, Michael Beloff QC, considered comprehensive written submissions from Ganguly and the match officials.

And he decided the original punishment had to stand.

Ganguly had been able to represent his country while the ICC considered his appeal but India opted to leave him out of their final two limited-overs matches against Pakistan.

ICC chief executive Malcolm Speed has confirmed that these two matches would be considered as the first two games missed under the six-match suspension.

"The initial decision of the match referee to impose this ban clearly had an impact on the ability of the Indian team to determine and select the make-up of its side," said Speed.

[waquas_uk]

lolollololol

hahahahhahahahahahaahahha

his career is over

[Amjid Javed]

ganguly is now banned for indias tour to zimbabwe :D> :))) :)))

[waquas_uk]

so this mean he cant proove to the indians that he can stil score runs

[Farhad]

I nick-named him on PP as Clown of Calcutta....how has he lived up to that billing! :D :)))

[zushy_786]

Lol good one Farhad.... I have an exclusive from Ganguly before odi #3 when India were up 2-0 :

"We know, and they know, that we can beat them."
Sourav Ganguly is justifiably cocky after beating Pakistan

[Farhad]

I remember how before the 3rd ODI, Inzamam said our team is capable of bouncing back, and Dravid reckoned they won't allow Pak to gain any momentum. :D :))) Sab kuch baha kar le gaya Pakistani momentum! ;)+

[Oxy]

I think he was at the 'Electronic Arts' HQ (the company that brought you 'Brian Laras Cricket') who are making their latest game for the Sony Playstation...'Sourav Ganguly's 3.40...named after his average in 2004-05.

[Civil]

I think he was at the 'Electronic Arts' HQ (the company that brought you 'Brian Laras Cricket') who are making their latest game for the Sony Playstation...'Sourav Ganguly's 3.40...named after his average in 2004-05.

:))) :))) :))) :))) :))) :)))

A brand new feature of the game allows you to select which stump of ganguly's will fall when a Pakistani is bowling to him.

[Da Sultan of Multan]

indian witness protection programme!!!

[Schiller]

"Captain Saurav Ganguly's batting average was an appalling 9.6 in the Tests and 7.75 in the first four one-dayers. "

:))) :)))

[zushy_786]

I know where he is.....

Wait For it.......


Wait....



Wait......






There -->

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/zushy_786/Ganguly.jpg




:)))

[Cartman]

We won the ODI series, levelled the tests, good performance, I know its none of our business, but do you guys think we have witnessed the end of Saurav Ganguly? He is not well-liked by most Pakistanis, and in fact we would love to say we ended his career but from a netural point of view, do you guys believe he should be given another chance and make a comeback or do you think its curtains for him? If so don't you think its early and he may still have something left in him to offer Indian cricket?

[Khalil]

Ganguly not invited for Wright farewell


Ganguly not invited for Wright farewell (http://www.sulekha.com/news/nhc.aspx?cid=421744)

The function was through the initiative of seniors like Sachin Tendulkar and Rahul Dravid.

This is utterly despicably.

[pakistani pride]

Well thats strange

[Civil]

zushy wat is that thing??

a bat??

[Saj]

I think the guys days are numbered in the ODI team.

Cant bat, cant field, cant run and cant get his team to bowl 50 overs in 6 hours :)

[zushy_786]

zushy wat is that thing??

a bat??


I have no idea what it is but resembles Ganguly a lot with his bulging eyes.... :)))

[sameer]

Read on, and whether you agree or disagree, laugh on!

Q. What's Dada's favorite English movie?
A. Gone in 60 Seconds

Q.What’s Dada's favorite Hindi movie?
A. Aa Aab laut chalen

Q. What’s Dada's favorite song?
A. Ek pal ka jeena, phir to hai jana

Q. What’s Dada's favourite food?
A. Maggie (is done by the time he’s back from the crease, bas 2 minutes!)

NEXT PAGE >>> Dada and his protection




Q. What did Dada say when he was asked, 'Why is it always necessary to wear protection (helmet)?"
A. "OTherwise, Two minutes of fun can ruin your life"

Q. Dada teaching kids ABC...
A A for Awkward bounce, B for Bowled, C for caught, D for Dismissed...

Q. What is the similarity between 100 m race and Dada's innings?
A. Both take same time to complete, about 10 seconds.

Q. Easiest way to get Dada out?
A. Just bowl to him — He will get out anyway.

Q. How does Dada score a century in cricket?
A. By bowling 10 overs, he will give away 100 runs.

Q. Which is the best team in the world?
A. India — plays with 10 people (Dada can’t bat, bowl or field) and still wins sometimes.

Q. What should Dada do after retirement?
A. Become catching coach, he offers the best catch practice in international cricket.

Q. Why did Dada decide to donate his bat?
A. He doesn't use it anyway.

Q. Who can beat Dada's record of 2 minutes at the crease?
A. Dada himself, if he can improve his running speed.

4 simple steps to cook maggi

Step 1: boil one cup of water

Step 2: as soon as ganguly goes for batting, put the noodles in the boiled water and put the tastemaker.

Step 3: stir till ganguly is onfield.

Step 4: As soon as ganguly is back in pavilion, your noodles r ready to eat.

This Recipe has been approved by the BCCI

[AFRIDI 4]

jokes

[Awesome Anjum]

heard most of dem b4

[nufc]

r these meant to be jokes!

[adi 101]

r these meant to be jokes!

:)) :))

[mugsy]

Good light hearted humour...great!!

[Faisal Akhtar]

r these meant to be jokes!

Dont see u trying [-(

[karachiite]

Q. How does Dada score a century in cricket?
A. By bowling 10 overs, he will give away 100 runs.


should be how does waz junior scores a century