premiership football

[Amjid Javed]

23 April 2005

Barclays Premiership

Aston Villa v Bolton, 15:00
Blackburn v Man City, 15:00
Chelsea v Fulham, 12:45
Crystal Palace v Liverpool, 15:00
Everton v Birmingham, 12:30
Middlesbrough v West Brom, 15:00
Norwich v Charlton, 15:00

24 April 2005


Man Utd v Newcastle, 16:05

Portsmouth v Southampton, 12:00

25 April 2005

Arsenal v Tottenham, 20:00

[Assara K]

GO MAN U GO MAN U GO MAN U!! \:D/

inshallah we will win!

come on balckburn

[Assara K]

i want bolton
man c
chelsea
liverpool
birmmingham
middlesbrough
charlton
man u
portsmouth
arsenal....... to win!

[Amjid Javed]

come on newcastle show sum guts this time!

[Rob H]

come on Villa. Stop Bolton getting a CL place.

[nufc]

everton 0-1 birmingham
chelsea 1-1 fulham

[Amjid Javed]

damn come on everton and fulham

[nufc]

2-1 chelsea now robben came on 2nd half and hes been great.

I'm shitting myself at the sight of Robben. He'll reduce our chances of winning the CL

Ferguson scores!

Everton 1 - 1 Birmingham

DAMN

[nufc]

2 crucial goals for ferguson in 2 crucial games! i bet it was a header!

85:37 GOAL - Duncan Ferguson

Everton 1 - Birmingham 1

Goal by Duncan Ferguson (Everton) left-footed (bottom-left of goal) from left side of penalty area (18 yards).Everton 1-1 Birmingham.

[nufc]

full time chelsea has won!

Screw that ******, Ferguson. Blue *****

40 seconds gone and Baros is injured!!!

He's back on the pitch. Let's hope its nothing serious!

[nufc]

hitman how did u get that liverpool logo on your name without the white backround?

Just put the link there and it came out like that. Lucky I guess!

1512: Boro's stand-in keeper Brad Jones tips a Kevin Campbell effort wide.

1517: Brad Jones is on hand to deny West Brom again. Kevin Campbell plays in Robert Earnshaw but the Australian stopper is quick off his line and stays tall to block the Welshman's shot.

[Amjid Javed]

i hope villa beat bolton 2day

AJ, you need to work on your grammer.

Title of this thread should be 'Premiership Football'!

[Geordie Ahmed]

Brad Jones is doing well so far

A very scrappy match so far!

[Amjid Javed]

AJ, you need to work on your grammer.

Title of this thread should be 'Premiership Football'!

was quick copy & paste job whilst at work ;)+

Looks like the wrong Liverpool have shown up today

AJ, you need to work on your grammer.

Title of this thread should be 'Premiership Football'!

was quick copy & paste job whilst at work ;)+

Please correct it. Looks unprofessional! [-(

Villa score against Bolton.

OG Hierro!

1527: GOAL Aston Villa 1-0 Bolton
The first goal of the afternoon is an own goal. Bolton's Fernando Hierro meets Nolberto Solano's corner with a textbook header into his own net.

[Geordie Ahmed]

AJ, you need to work on your grammer.

Title of this thread should be 'Premiership Football'!

was quick copy & paste job whilst at work ;)+

Please correct it. Looks unprofessional! [-(

Since when did PP adopt a professional approach??

lol

Boro 1 - 0 WBA

Nemeth

1528: GOAL Middlesbrough 1-0 West Brom
Against the run of play Boro take the lead. Szilard Nemeth pounces on the loose ball after Jimmy-Floyd Hasselbaink's initial effort is parried into his path.

[Geordie Ahmed]

Looks like Boro will finish ahead of us this season! X) X) X)

Andy Johnson scores!

Liverpool's season looks over

1534: GOAL Middlesbrough 2-0 West Brom
Boro double their advantage and this time Szilard Nemeth sets up Jimmy-Floyd Hasselbaink for the simplest of tap ins.

Liverpool are playing absolutely crap football. The wrong team has turned up

[Geordie Ahmed]

You think Liverpool are playing bad

Yeah. Like they did against Burnley, Soton and the Brum!

1534: GOAL Middlesbrough 3-0 West Brom
Szilard Nemeth and Jimmy-Floyd Hasselbaink link up for a third time. Hasselbaink's fierce effort from the edge of the area is parried into nemeth's path and he nods it home.

[Geordie Ahmed]

Nemeth is having a good un!


The relegation survival is getting really interesting

Johnson misses an easy chance!

[Geordie Ahmed]

Hitman now i know why you have nearly 400 posts foir the week


BTW are you still working? how do you find the time to make that much posts?

Every single player is playing *****!

Every1 is just giving the ball away!

We are nothing without Alonso!

1545: Norwich's Dean Ashton runs on to Leon McKenzie's knock-down but drags his shot narrowly wide.

1542: Palace's Andy Johnson shrugs off the attentions of Mauricio Pellegrino and Jamie Carragher but drills his shot from the edge of the area wide.

Rafa is fuming!!!

I can see some players getting some serious stick

HT

Morientes is playing crap AGAIN!!!

We're lucky to be just 1-0 down

Aston Villa 1-0 Bolton
Blackburn 0-0 Man City
Crystal Palace 1-0 Liverpool
Middlesbrough 3-0 West Brom
Norwich 0-0 Charlton

HT Scores

[HAFRIDI]

hehe

You think it's funny? X)

[Geordie Ahmed]

Hitman he does BUT hopefully when Glazer buys out manure and takes them to the dogs we will be laughing :))) :))) :))) :))) :))) :)))

:))

[nufc]

lol

[Amjid Javed]

:))

Johnson at it again!

A VERY shaky start in the second half

[HAFRIDI]

haahaha hitman!

GA ur goin down now anyway whatever!!!!!!!!

we'll see who be laughin then!

[Assara K]

haahaha hitman!

GA ur goin down now anyway whatever!!!!!!!!

we'll see who be laughin then!

;)+

Johnson, Johnson, Johnson.

That's all i can hear in the commentary

Another chance missed by Palace

We need Alonso :((

Riise comes on

Our defending is atrocious today!

At this rate, Chelsea will score a dozen on Wednesday

[Amjid Javed]

barsteward.... bolton have scored v A.Villa

1-1

Morietes is crap!

6 millionn quid wasted

barsteward.... bolton have scored v A.Villa

1-1

1613: GOAL Aston Villa 1-1 Bolton
Gary Speed climbs higher than Gareth Barry and heads home El Hadji Diuof's cross from the right for his first Bolton goal.

[Geordie Ahmed]

haahaha hitman!

GA ur goin down now anyway whatever!!!!!!!!

we'll see who be laughin then!

Down where?

We have had a poor season BUT we will not be relegated!!!!!

Also the reason what sets manure and us apart is the Supporters, St James Park will get 50000 year after year regardless of the mediocrity that gets served on the pitch!
Manure supporters however will desert their club! This is my vision of manure:

- Glazers takeover bid is sucessfull
- Glazers instantly has a massive loan therefore manure are in massive debt
- Manure cannot keep up with Chelskis financial clout
- Manure fail to win the league or Europe, Glazer wants his investment back, so he increases season ticket prices.
- A lot of fans will dissapear once the increases take place
- Glazer still needs more money so he has to sell his most valuable assets and in football they are the players. Rooney will go for 10mill, C.Ronaldive about 10 mill aswell, basically a Leeds will happen! they will have to sell their players for next to nothing
- Manure without any decent players will finish mid-table
- this is when their fans will dissapear, leaving only a few thousand to turn up
- manure will then hopefully be relegated the season after
- This should result them going into administration
- they will then get relegated once again
- They will have to sell their stadium to someone like Persil (leeds sold theirs to Lurpak)

AND all the above should hopefully happen within 6/7 years!
;)+ ;)+ ;)+ ;)+ ;)+ ;)+ ;)+

I'll be looking forward to that

Morientes is a bloody *******

1622: Dennis Rommedahl's mazy run on the left ends with a delightful shot from the outside of his right-foot but Norwich keeper Robert Green is equal to the challenge and saves well.

[nufc]

haahaha hitman!

GA ur goin down now anyway whatever!!!!!!!!

we'll see who be laughin then!

Down where?

We have had a poor season BUT we will not be relegated!!!!!

Also the reason what sets manure and us apart is the Supporters, St James Park will get 50000 year after year regardless of the mediocrity that gets served on the pitch!
Manure supporters however will desert their club! This is my vision of manure:

- Glazers takeover bid is sucessfull
- Glazers instantly has a massive loan therefore manure are in massive debt
- Manure cannot keep up with Chelskis financial clout
- Manure fail to win the league or Europe, Glazer wants his investment back, so he increases season ticket prices.
- A lot of fans will dissapear once the increases take place
- Glazer still needs more money so he has to sell his most valuable assets and in football they are the players. Rooney will go for 10mill, C.Ronaldive about 10 mill aswell, basically a Leeds will happen! they will have to sell their players for next to nothing
- Manure without any decent players will finish mid-table
- this is when their fans will dissapear, leaving only a few thousand to turn up
- manure will then hopefully be relegated the season after
- This should result them going into administration
- they will then get relegated once again
- They will have to sell their stadium to someone like Persil (leeds sold theirs to Lurpak)

AND all the above should hopefully happen within 6/7 years!
;)+ ;)+ ;)+ ;)+ ;)+ ;)+ ;)+

yeh lol but what i think he meant was that utd r gonna take us down on sunday

lol

[nufc]

Morientes is a bloody *****

give him time to setlle next season hell be doing fine. Look at reyes he was **** in the first season and look at him now!

We needed him to do well this season.

We would have been better off buying back Heskey

1627: The ball breaks to Shaun-Wright Phillips in the Blackburn box but he drags his shot horribly wide and it ends up closer to the corner flag.

[nufc]

is cisse on yet, you need to get him on hell rip through palace with his pace!

Rafa pays for playing the Tinkerman. We're badly missing Alonso and Garcia

[Geordie Ahmed]

Why is Alonso and Garcia not playing?
Alonso still not fully ready or other reasons?

Morientes misses a very good chance.

****ing son of a *****

The UEFA cup is ours next season!

Why is Alonso and Garcia not playing?
Alonso still not fully ready or other reasons?

Alonso is rested for the Chelsea game and so is Garcia (though I think he's also carrying a slight niggle). Rafa must be ruing the decision to not even put him on the bench.

Alonso is ten times as influential as Gerrard. I'd love to see Gerrard go for £30m+ though I doubt any1 would be stupid enough

is cisse on yet, you need to get him on hell rip through palace with his pace!

He's on but is playing on the right wing.

1634: Blackburn's Jon Stead has the best chance of the game at Ewood Park but David James saves his shot from the edge of the box at the second attempt.

Gerrard has been **** poor today just like the whole team

1637: Bolton sub Kevin Nolan blazes a shot over with Villa goalkeeper Thomas Sorensen stranded in a melee of players.

Only players who have played well are:

S Finnan
D Cisse
JA Riise

Team selection today was an absolute farce!

Midfield:

Gerrard
Welsh
Le Tellac

*** was Biscan not played even if Alonso was rested?

Our season is over!

1643: Danny Murphy's whipped free-kick from the left for Charlotn evades everyone and hits Robert Green's left-hand post.

[nufc]

u still got the champs league, look how **** our season has gone 1 story after the other!

Everything is going straight to Kiraly!

u still got the champs league, look how ***** our season has gone 1 story after the other!

Yeah but with Robben back, Chelsea look invincible

1646: GOAL Norwich 1-0 Charlton
Norwich break the deadlock at Carrow Road. Matthias Svensson volleys home after a bit of head tennis in the Charlton area.

[nufc]

yeh true when he came on all the other players were pumped up but liverpool did beat jueve so you never know!

Yeah I guess so but I can honestly see a MASSIVE clearout in the summer.

Cisse has been BRILLIANT today! Unlucky to not score!

1651: FULL-TIME Norwich 1-0 Charlton
The whistle goes at Carrow Road and the late winner makes it 10 points from 12 for the Canaries in their continuing fight against relegation.


What a result for Norwich!!

Oh the misery! :((

[Oxy]

Hitman...the Premiership table wont lie at the end. We have been TOO inconsistent in the Prem (great in CL though!).

What a week for Norwich! The relagation is going right to the end and is going to be the main watching point for the next 3-4 games.

I cant belive Palace beat us...........

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

GIVE RAFA TIME - guy is a genius - next season - lpool will show their quality as aimar is likely to join u!!!

[Saj]

nice to see Darlo beating the Diamonds 2-0.

Keeps us in the League 2 play off places.

[Oxy]

Cardiff City beat Reading 2-0. Still close to the relegation zone, but I have faith!

[Jameel]

haahaha hitman!

GA ur goin down now anyway whatever!!!!!!!!

we'll see who be laughin then!

Down where?

We have had a poor season BUT we will not be relegated!!!!!

Also the reason what sets manure and us apart is the Supporters, St James Park will get 50000 year after year regardless of the mediocrity that gets served on the pitch!
Manure supporters however will desert their club! This is my vision of manure:

- Glazers takeover bid is sucessfull
- Glazers instantly has a massive loan therefore manure are in massive debt
- Manure cannot keep up with Chelskis financial clout
- Manure fail to win the league or Europe, Glazer wants his investment back, so he increases season ticket prices.
- A lot of fans will dissapear once the increases take place
- Glazer still needs more money so he has to sell his most valuable assets and in football they are the players. Rooney will go for 10mill, C.Ronaldive about 10 mill aswell, basically a Leeds will happen! they will have to sell their players for next to nothing
- Manure without any decent players will finish mid-table
- this is when their fans will dissapear, leaving only a few thousand to turn up
- manure will then hopefully be relegated the season after
- This should result them going into administration
- they will then get relegated once again
- They will have to sell their stadium to someone like Persil (leeds sold theirs to Lurpak)

AND all the above should hopefully happen within 6/7 years!
;)+ ;)+ ;)+ ;)+ ;)+ ;)+ ;)+

:)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

We can all live in hope.

What makes that post even funnier is that it has come from the supporter of a club that is run like a circus, both on and off the pitch. Maybe he should check his own club's house is in order before coming up with these wishful fantasies.

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

but they dont make pretences on being the best club in the world

:(( :((

How could we lose to Palace?

[ZM]

liverpool lost 2 palace
lmaoooooooooooooo

[Geordie Ahmed]

haahaha hitman!

GA ur goin down now anyway whatever!!!!!!!!

we'll see who be laughin then!

Down where?

We have had a poor season BUT we will not be relegated!!!!!

Also the reason what sets manure and us apart is the Supporters, St James Park will get 50000 year after year regardless of the mediocrity that gets served on the pitch!
Manure supporters however will desert their club! This is my vision of manure:

- Glazers takeover bid is sucessfull
- Glazers instantly has a massive loan therefore manure are in massive debt
- Manure cannot keep up with Chelskis financial clout
- Manure fail to win the league or Europe, Glazer wants his investment back, so he increases season ticket prices.
- A lot of fans will dissapear once the increases take place
- Glazer still needs more money so he has to sell his most valuable assets and in football they are the players. Rooney will go for 10mill, C.Ronaldive about 10 mill aswell, basically a Leeds will happen! they will have to sell their players for next to nothing
- Manure without any decent players will finish mid-table
- this is when their fans will dissapear, leaving only a few thousand to turn up
- manure will then hopefully be relegated the season after
- This should result them going into administration
- they will then get relegated once again
- They will have to sell their stadium to someone like Persil (leeds sold theirs to Lurpak)

AND all the above should hopefully happen within 6/7 years!
;)+ ;)+ ;)+ ;)+ ;)+ ;)+ ;)+

:)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

We can all live in hope.

What makes that post even funnier is that it has come from the supporter of a club that is run like a circus, both on and off the pitch. Maybe he should check his own club's house is in order before coming up with these wishful fantasies.

I dont like Fat Fred BUT you cannot argue that we have a well run club!
The players on the pitch may behave in circus style BUT our club is in good shape! Our club will crumble if ppl stop coming to games BUT that is unlikely, we Geordies understand Loyalty and we will stick with our team through thick or thin!

[ImranR]

lol

[ZM]

imran come on msn

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

if newcastle lose - the toon army will still back their side - i see all those surrey based utd fans shifting their support to chelsea as it is their "local" club!

[nufc]

too right WIY!

if newcastle lose - the toon army will still back their side - i see all those surrey based utd fans shifting their support to chelsea as it is their "local" club!

:)) :))

[Geordie Ahmed]

if newcastle lose - the toon army will still back their side - i see all those surrey based utd fans shifting their support to chelsea as it is their "local" club!

and the one's in Singapore will shift their allegiances!

Manure fans may not like what we say BUT even Roy Keane said the manure fans were cr@p. your own club captain :))) :))) :))) :))) :))) :)))

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

yep - the prawn sandwich brigade - LMAO!!!! ROY KEANE AHAHAHAHAHA

[Jameel]

but they dont make pretences on being the best club in the world

Who said United were the best club in the world? Now you have to make up these statements to make yourself look good. Pathetic.

I might have said we were the biggest, but I never said we were the best.

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

make myself look good? what are u on about - just entering into a debate with ny man utd fan can make u look good! maybe u should try it sometime - switch to chelsea - LOL

[Jameel]

haahaha hitman!

GA ur goin down now anyway whatever!!!!!!!!

we'll see who be laughin then!

Down where?

We have had a poor season BUT we will not be relegated!!!!!

Also the reason what sets manure and us apart is the Supporters, St James Park will get 50000 year after year regardless of the mediocrity that gets served on the pitch!
Manure supporters however will desert their club! This is my vision of manure:

- Glazers takeover bid is sucessfull
- Glazers instantly has a massive loan therefore manure are in massive debt
- Manure cannot keep up with Chelskis financial clout
- Manure fail to win the league or Europe, Glazer wants his investment back, so he increases season ticket prices.
- A lot of fans will dissapear once the increases take place
- Glazer still needs more money so he has to sell his most valuable assets and in football they are the players. Rooney will go for 10mill, C.Ronaldive about 10 mill aswell, basically a Leeds will happen! they will have to sell their players for next to nothing
- Manure without any decent players will finish mid-table
- this is when their fans will dissapear, leaving only a few thousand to turn up
- manure will then hopefully be relegated the season after
- This should result them going into administration
- they will then get relegated once again
- They will have to sell their stadium to someone like Persil (leeds sold theirs to Lurpak)

AND all the above should hopefully happen within 6/7 years!
;)+ ;)+ ;)+ ;)+ ;)+ ;)+ ;)+

:)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

We can all live in hope.

What makes that post even funnier is that it has come from the supporter of a club that is run like a circus, both on and off the pitch. Maybe he should check his own club's house is in order before coming up with these wishful fantasies.

I dont like Fat Fred BUT you cannot argue that we have a well run club!
The players on the pitch may behave in circus style BUT our club is in good shape! Our club will crumble if ppl stop coming to games BUT that is unlikely, we Geordies understand Loyalty and we will stick with our team through thick or thin!

Wasn't it Fat Fred who said Bobby Robson's job was safe in the summer and then decided to get rid of him after a few bad games? If Robson was still there you might have been a top half side.

Didnt one of your players come out in public and call his manager a liar?

I am glad to hear that you Geordies stick by your team through thick and thin, because you'll experience a lot of the thin in the coming years. This season might be a good one comapred to the ones to come.

[Jameel]

No thanks. I stick by my team. Before you start talking crap about me living in surrey, i don't.

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

bobby robson is vastly over rated - i grant you the fact he is far better than graeme souness but he is over rated. At barca there is a famous anecdote - when he was coach there for 1 season - This is true stroy btw. We were 2-0 in the cup at half time to athletico madrid. THE BARCA PLAYERS LOCKED ROBSON OUT OF THE DRESSING ROOM!!! LOL - luis enrique and pep guardiola took charge and chose tactics for second half and we won 3-2!!!

[nufc]

lol is that true but it was great what he did with us. When he came to us we were like mid table and he turned us into a champions league team with some great signings! I coudlnt believe it when he was sacked, i still havent took it in. I dont believe the bobby, woodgate and bellers have all gone!

[Jameel]

Robson is better than Rijkard.

And BTW, players locking their manager out of the dressing room aint something to be proud of.

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

Riijkard has been managing for how many years jameel? - it is like comparing rooney with pele - wait i have heard that somewhere havent i


Jameel it is an anecdote - AND YES IT IS TRUE!

[HAFRIDI]

i stick by man u thru thick and thin!

GA enjoy 2moz game;)

[Jameel]

So you think Rijkard will be better than Robson and become a world class manager???

LMAO

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

OMG - TYPICAL, BRASH,MORONIC, KNOW IT ALL, FUTURE SEEING manure fan - how can u say he wont??? only time will tell


LMAO AT THE MUPPET MAN UTD FANS - u really do disgrace the name of intelligent, loyal man utd fans - u really do

[Jameel]

And you are a disgrace to civilised football fans in general. You keep talking about loyalty, but what you don't understand is that I was born in Manchester and have lived there all my life.

I don't know where you were born, but if it wasn't Barca, then you should be the one who is called a glory supporter. Oh wait, Barca haven't won anything in the last years, so you can't be a glory hunter.

:))

[nufc]

And you are a disgrace to civilised football fans in general. You keep talking about loyalty, but what you don't understand is that I was born in Manchester and have lived there all my life.

I don't know where you were born, but if it wasn't Barca, then you should be the one who is called a glory supporter. Oh wait, Barca haven't won anything in the last years, so you can't be a glory hunter.

:))

lol but they gonna win the title this year for sure! He is talking about the majority of the united fans!

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

they were the first club i ever saw play and since from that they were the club that i had affection for.


Jameel - i cant wait to see man utd having to squirm just to get into the CL

[Jameel]

Why can't you wait? Will it be one of the highlights of your life?

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

nope - but the biggest club in the world will be flexing their strength

[Jameel]

Weren't Barca in the UEFA cup not so long ago? Thats where they belong. Playing teams like Middlesborough and possibly Bolton next year.

That way, they might win something consistently.

[nufc]

hmm barcelona r probs 1 of the best teams in the world at the mo!

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

WELL JAMEEL - we will win la liga this year and enter the champions league as champions - INSHALLAH WE DRAW MAN UTD IN GROUP STAGES - then we can shut u up -

[Jameel]

Yes I am sure Barca must be thinking the same as you.

BTW, I don't care if we draw Barca. If we do, its not as if we'll draw a top team like Milan or Juve.

[nufc]

barca beat milan this yr in the champs league and jueve got beat by liverpool thats says it all!

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

well in such a case then u will be beaten by a side that isnt a top team as u put it and what would that say about manure?

[Jameel]

You are right. If we draw Barca and get beaten it wont say much about United. I think Fergie will consider commiting suicide and Roy Keane will quit football and become an alcoholic.

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

so fergie will still be incharge next season?

[Jameel]

Yes, and I think you'll find I've never said different.

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

no im being serioues here - who would u want in long term as his successor? and how much longer do u think fergie has left?

[Amjid Javed]

You are right. If we draw Barca and get beaten it wont say much about United. I think Fergie will consider commiting suicide and Roy Keane will quit football and become an alcoholic.

roy keane already is an alcoholic :)))

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

LOL

[Jameel]

No I think you're getting him mixed up with Tony Adams and Paul Merson.

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

paul merson atleast admitted his habit jameel - he didnt take the lengths that rio had to avoid being caught!

[Amjid Javed]

No I think you're getting him mixed up with Tony Adams and Paul Merson.

am sure roy keane said he wanted to take after george best :))

[Jameel]

Amjid now you're talking crap (what a surprise). If you're gonna diss players personally at least base it on facts.

FACT: Tony Adams and Paul Merson were alcoholics.

FACT: Roy Keane is not.

Understand?

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

JAMEEL - SO WHAT IS RIO THEN?

[Jameel]

I think its the capital of Brazil.

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

oh - sarcasm really doesnt suit manure fans - believe me!

[Jameel]

Who does it suit then?

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

certainly not manutd fans

[Amjid Javed]

I think its the capital of Brazil.

;)+ :))

its also a name of a druggie footballer

[Jameel]

I think its the capital of Brazil.

;)+ :))

its also a name of a druggie footballer

Really?

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

oh no jameel - he simply forgot about the drugs test

[Amjid Javed]

oh no jameel - he simply forgot about the drugs test

yeah how can u forget sumat like that... unless ur stoned :))) :)))

[Jameel]

So he's a druggie? What do you want me to do?

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

LOL@AJ

well jameel - why have a go at merson who atleast admitted he had a habit rather than try to continue hiding it

[Amjid Javed]

Rio, has done alot more than just drugs...

WIY, u eva see that channel 4 documentary on what footballers do with ladies etc...?

[Jameel]

I never had a go at Merson. I simply stated he was an alcoholic/druggie. What he does in his spare time is up to him.

[Geordie Ahmed]

haahaha hitman!

GA ur goin down now anyway whatever!!!!!!!!

we'll see who be laughin then!

Down where?

We have had a poor season BUT we will not be relegated!!!!!

Also the reason what sets manure and us apart is the Supporters, St James Park will get 50000 year after year regardless of the mediocrity that gets served on the pitch!
Manure supporters however will desert their club! This is my vision of manure:

- Glazers takeover bid is sucessfull
- Glazers instantly has a massive loan therefore manure are in massive debt
- Manure cannot keep up with Chelskis financial clout
- Manure fail to win the league or Europe, Glazer wants his investment back, so he increases season ticket prices.
- A lot of fans will dissapear once the increases take place
- Glazer still needs more money so he has to sell his most valuable assets and in football they are the players. Rooney will go for 10mill, C.Ronaldive about 10 mill aswell, basically a Leeds will happen! they will have to sell their players for next to nothing
- Manure without any decent players will finish mid-table
- this is when their fans will dissapear, leaving only a few thousand to turn up
- manure will then hopefully be relegated the season after
- This should result them going into administration
- they will then get relegated once again
- They will have to sell their stadium to someone like Persil (leeds sold theirs to Lurpak)

AND all the above should hopefully happen within 6/7 years!
;)+ ;)+ ;)+ ;)+ ;)+ ;)+ ;)+

:)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

We can all live in hope.

What makes that post even funnier is that it has come from the supporter of a club that is run like a circus, both on and off the pitch. Maybe he should check his own club's house is in order before coming up with these wishful fantasies.

I dont like Fat Fred BUT you cannot argue that we have a well run club!
The players on the pitch may behave in circus style BUT our club is in good shape! Our club will crumble if ppl stop coming to games BUT that is unlikely, we Geordies understand Loyalty and we will stick with our team through thick or thin!

Wasn't it Fat Fred who said Bobby Robson's job was safe in the summer and then decided to get rid of him after a few bad games? If Robson was still there you might have been a top half side.

Didnt one of your players come out in public and call his manager a liar?

I am glad to hear that you Geordies stick by your team through thick and thin, because you'll experience a lot of the thin in the coming years. This season might be a good one comapred to the ones to come.


Fat Fred made a massive error and that was that he didnt ask Bobby to leave at the end of the previous season! Most fans agree that Bobby had done all he could and that he should have left! Bobby did a superb job for us BUT he was clearly losing control of the dressing room and it was the right decision to get rid of him!

Yes one of our players did and do you know where he is right now? Thats right he is playing in a lovely league against the likes of Livingstone, Dunfermline etc etc!

Yes we may well experience a lot of thins BUT this club is a major part of us and we will continue to support them!


WIY normally you talk a lot of sense BUT i cannot believe you would suggest Bobby Robson was overated! The guy managed in 4 countries AND he was Englands best manager since Ramsay!
Also dont forget that he didnt do too bad a job at Barca! Also Barca treated him like Cr@p, they threw him upstairs just months after he REJECTED the club he loves because he said he has to honour his contract (Thats the type of Guy he was)
Bobby Robson is one of the best managers to have graced the game AND if Rijkaard becomes half the manager he was then he will be a top manager!

[nufc]

yeh totaly agree!

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

he was a very good manager - but IMO overrated - should have worked on that defense

[Geordie Ahmed]

It seems like we will have to agree to disagree!

You dont get sucess in 4 different countries AND take your national team close to a major trophy BY being overated!

[nufc]

he did buy woodgate didnt he and bramble is starting to look good now. He also bought in bernard and carr.

[Geordie Ahmed]

He made some quality signings BUT he also made some rubbish one's like most managers!

nufc you have to look beyond that! he was a class manager, an average manager or an overated one does not manager in 4 different countries AND manages his nation team (being the best since Alf Ramsay)

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

he is a very good manager but not great IMO - in barca he did OK - with the side we had there we should have won more - we won cup winners cup and league cup with him.

[Geordie Ahmed]

WIY how long was he Barcelona manager????

He won the Dutch title twice with PSV (and nurtured a certain footballer called Ronaldo)

He went to sporting, got sacked after losing the Uefa Cup final BUT they were top of the league :L? :L? :L? :L?

Became manager of Porto, then won the domestic cup beating SAporting :))) :))) :))) :))) :))) He also won the League with Porto twice

He then went to Barca, won the European Cup Winners Cup, Spanish Cup and Spanish super cup. He also signed Ronaldo. Barca finished 2nd in the league!
Barca then moved him upstairs and then employed Van Gaal


All of the above is not achieved by and OVERATED manager! You dont go to different countries where you have to adopt the culture/language and be successfull by being OVERATED!
Also another important impact he had on football was JOSE MOURINHO who learnt from Bobby Robson!

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

fair enough GA - u have some really valid points - ok u win me round on this

manager for 1 year

[Geordie Ahmed]

I know Van Gaal did a good job after him BUT i thought it was shocking how they moved him upstairs - ESPECIALLY when 6 5 months earlier he REJECTED the club he loves cos he is an honourable man! Things could well have been different if he signed for us back then, instead Dalglish destroyed us big time! ah well, gotta look forward!

Also Bobby offered Mourinho a job as an assistant at Newcastle in 2000 BUT Mourinho said he wanted a managers job!

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

van gaal didnt like robson

[Geordie Ahmed]

I never liked Van Gaal myself - he is a miserable [edited]. i cant remember if i ever saw the guy smile!


Speaking of smiles i read the following in a mag the other day.
A Reporter asked Ronaldinho why he is always smiling, Ronaldinho said " because im doing what i love most" :D> :D> :D> :D>

I think more footy players should adopt his approach - far too many miserable barstewards out there

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

i agree - van gaal is a fool - only interested in cash IMO. He left ajax to be head of academy at chelsea just after season started and now after a rich friend of his took over az alkmaar in holland - he says he may leave to coach them!

[Assara K]

i think most man u players are only interested in the money when they play football it sometimes seems theyre playing with greed NOT passion!!!

[Geordie Ahmed]

i think most man u players are only interested in the money when they play football it sometimes seems theyre playing with greed NOT passion!!!

that describes 99% of footballers imo

[Assara K]

i think most man u players are only interested in the money when they play football it sometimes seems theyre playing with greed NOT passion!!!

that describes 99% of footballers imo

true....

[w4s1m786]

well i tell you if you offerd 60 grand a week to play football you wouldnt be fussed at all

[Assara K]

NOOOOOOOO! Newcastle scored ****** HOWARD!! X) X)

[Assara K]

HT- Manchester United 0, Newcastle United 1

[Geordie Ahmed]

So far so good!

Im proud of the way our team has played, this is probably the worst side we have fielded all season BUT they are playing as a team! Hopefully we can hang on for 45mins BUT its going to be difficult!
Im a tad worried about this ref, he just played 5mins of added time :O :O :O :O :O :O :O

[Assara K]

So far so good!

Im proud of the way our team has played, this is probably the worst side we have fielded all season BUT they are playing as a team! Hopefully we can hang on for 45mins BUT its going to be difficult!
Im a tad worried about this ref, he just played 5mins of added time :O :O :O :O :O :O :O

lol i realised that aswel....i really really hope heinze ok-his ankle injury seems serious :(

[Assara K]

Man U can still win it...there's plenty of time left!

[Assara K]

is anyone there???-or r u all watchin the match!?!?

[Assara K]

ROONEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

[Assara K]

GA??? NUFC??? :)) :))

fantastic goal by rooney....first touch aswell! :D>

[ImranR]

1-1 Rooney

[HAFRIDI]

wat a goaaaaaaaaaaaal!!

[Assara K]

shearer off for kluivert!

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

IT WAS A VERY GOOD GOAL - for a second there i swear i saw pele smack it in

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

is kleberson really brazilian? LOL - an insult

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

wes brown scores - poor marking from corner

[SM]

wes brown scores

[Assara K]

yeah hes brazillian!!-i can see why you asked though LOL!

WESSSSS BROWWNNNNN!!!!!!

:D> :D> :D>

GO MAN U GO MAN U GO MAN U! \:D/

[ImranR]

2-1 but whats the point we are going to finish 3rd anyway

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

LOL - like i said - plz give my regards to ZTE or dinamo tblisi

[Assara K]

2-1 but whats the point we are going to finish 3rd anyway

:( i guess

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

SEEMS MAN UTD ARE CATCHING ONTO THE CONCEPT THAT U HAVE TO SCORE MORE THAN THE OPPOSITION TO WIN A GAME!

[Assara K]

FT:Man U 2.....Newcastle 1

:))) :))) :))) LMAO @ NUFC & GA!!!

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

I HOPE BARCA WIN TONITE - it is on sky sports 1 at 8pm - should be good

[HAFRIDI]

lmao NUFC GA and toonbwoyy, GA gone all quiet...ahem....u were saying?

u guys are rubbish

:))) :))) :))) :))) :))) :))) :))) :)))

[nufc]

FT:Man U 2.....Newcastle 1

:))) :))) :))) LMAO @ NUFC & GA!!!

Im proud of the performance especially with the team we had on today! Fair result would have been a draw!

[Assara K]

defo watchin that one.....Barca will defo beat Malaga i think it is

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

DONT JINX US ASSARA!!!! will be tough - away from home - puyol needs to be immense as usual

[Geordie Ahmed]

lmao NUFC GA and toonbwoyy, GA gone all quiet...ahem....u were saying?

u guys are rubbish

:))) :))) :))) :))) :))) :))) :))) :)))

The funny thing is that was a patched up Newcastle side BUT we played superbly! you did not outclass us, it was an even contest! Just open your eyes and look at the players we were missing, im well proud of the effort the players put in today! We had Carr playing as a Defensive midfielder, we had no genuine Centre Midfielders on the pitch BUT we did very well!

If i was a manure fan (thank god im not) then i would be worried BECAUSE most teams in the prem would beat you, like Norwich and Everton showed lately! You were fortunate to have played us in a short period of time WHEN we are having a nightmare with injuries

[Jameel]

Poor performance from United against such an average side. First half was pathetic, we didn't create anything. We only got back into the game because of a piece of magic. If we play like we did today against a half decent side, the most we'll get is a draw. Improvement is needed in the midfield asap.

Now I hope Malaga win tonight.

[w4s1m786]

well georidie the table dont lie newcastle are 14th :)) :))

i hope you boys win against boro so u can do us a favor

[HAFRIDI]

excuses get u nowhere, injuries are part of the game, u cant keep holding that as a prime excuse...!

[Jameel]

IT WAS A VERY GOOD GOAL - for a second there i swear i saw pele smack it in

Yes, sarcasm really suits you I see.

[SM]

lol

[w4s1m786]

update on the table:

Barclays Premiership Table
P GD PTS
1 Chelsea 34 52 85
2 Arsenal 33 40 71
3 Man Utd 34 29 70
4 Everton 34 7 58
5 Liverpool 35 12 54
6 Bolton 35 6 54
7 Middlesbrough 34 6 49
8 Tottenham 34 4 48
9 Aston Villa 35 -1 47
10 Man City 35 5 45
11 Charlton 35 -11 45
12 Blackburn 34 -8 40
13 Birmingham 35 -7 39
14 NEWCASTLE 33 -10 38 :))
15 Portsmouth 35 -12 38
16 Fulham 34 -16 35
17 Crystal Palace 35 -21 30
18 Norwich 35 -29 30
19 West Brom 34 -25 29
20 Southampton 35 -21 28

[HAFRIDI]

LOL

[SM]

lol. nothin like rubbing it in

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

wow jameel - man utd showed their class didnt they?? i am sure teams across europe frightened about the prospect about facing them next season.

[Jameel]

OMG. You've hurt my feelings.

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

man utd fans have feelings?

[Jameel]

There, you've hurt my feelings again.

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

and again i ask - man utd fans have feelings?

[SM]

lolll

[Jameel]

you've hurt my feelings again.

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

I WILL SAY IT THIS TIME - NICE AND SLOW FOR U - man utd fans have feelings?

[Jameel]

I'm in tears now. My keyboard is all wet.

[ImranR]

lol

[nufc]

update on the table:

Barclays Premiership Table
P GD PTS
1 Chelsea 34 52 85
2 Arsenal 33 40 71
3 Man Utd 34 29 70
4 Everton 34 7 58
5 Liverpool 35 12 54
6 Bolton 35 6 54
7 Middlesbrough 34 6 49
8 Tottenham 34 4 48
9 Aston Villa 35 -1 47
10 Man City 35 5 45
11 Charlton 35 -11 45
12 Blackburn 34 -8 40
13 Birmingham 35 -7 39
14 NEWCASTLE 33 -10 38 :))
15 Portsmouth 35 -12 38
16 Fulham 34 -16 35
17 Crystal Palace 35 -21 30
18 Norwich 35 -29 30
19 West Brom 34 -25 29
20 Southampton 35 -21 28

we have 2 games in hand thanks for pointing that out ;-)

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

LOL@nufc

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

LOL - SKY DONT have the live match tonight - infact game is nearly over - score is
























malaga 0-2 BARCA!!!!!!

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

make that 3-0!!!!! wooohoo

[Assara K]

final score: Man U 2 Newcastle 1....i hope we have all learnt a lesson now....nufc?..GA?

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

what that man utd struggled to beat an injury ravaged newcastle side?

[nufc]

what that man utd struggled to beat an injury ravaged newcastle side?

lol too right

[SM]

lol

[Assara K]

always looking for excuses....just like a true newcastle fan!

[Assara K]

btw does anyone have any more news on heinze's injury? i really hope he's ok

[nufc]

looked bad no news on it yet!

[Assara K]

:( k

[Waqar's inswinging yorker]

ronnyd in action now!!! inshallah another masterclass

[Geordie Ahmed]

always looking for excuses....just like a true newcastle fan!

Newcastle Fan excuses???? You are confusing them with the Prawn Sandwich brigade!

I have clearly stated that there was not much to separate the two teams, im sure you would agree with that! Rooney doesnt score a spectacular goal like that every day!

BTW we had injuries and this is why im proud of the job the boys did!
Robbie Elliot hardly played a game all season and now he played 2 on the trot whilst carrying a head injury!
Andy O'Brien is an awful defender who never be playing if Bramble, Hughes or Taylor were fit! Can you imagine manure playing without their 2nd, 3rd and 4th choice Centre Back????
Peter Ramage prior to this game had never played more than 30mins and he was forced to play cos of injuries, he didnt do too badly!
Steven Carr who has played in RB for the best part of 10 years was forced to play in Central Midfield!
We had a 18 year old, a 19 year old and a 21 year old in Midfield!
The 18 year old is still settling in to British football.
The 19 year old until recently hardly played many games.
The 21 year old hadnt played for most of the season until the last match where he came on for 15mins AND all these guys were told to do a job against Roy Keane and Giggs!!!!!!

[HAFRIDI]

it happens GA....let it be

[Geordie Ahmed]

it happens GA....let it be

Exactly i know it happens, i saw Manure versus Norwich, Eevrton just recently :D :D :D ! Which is why im proud of the performance of my team! This season has ended really, im looking forward to next season where you will see a different Newcastle side!

[nufc]

GA i bought NOTW today and read about the bellamy thing, you heard about it!? That must be BS!!

[Oxy]

In defence of NUFC, Souness's team is not actually his team...its Sir Bobby's.

Souness has offloaded players...but not really brought any in.

However. ManUre's team IS Alex Fergusons!

[Geordie Ahmed]

GA i bought NOTW today and read about the bellamy thing, you heard about it!? That must be BS!!

Is that about Bellamy sending abusive txts to Shearer????

Well Terry McDermott said that Bellamy abused a Senior player when he joined AND for that reason alone he will NEVER be welcome back!
Bellamy is a little shitt who must be regretting what he has done, he will either be enjoying Scotish Football (yay) or he will play for Blackburn or Birmingham (yay again)
Also he can only dream about being half the player Shearer is!

[nufc]

yeh hes never going to get into a big team again and the funny thing is that its all his fault! It serves him right the cock little ****!

[SM]

i read that too. he sent abusive texts to shearer and shepherd's son gloating about newcastle's exit from the FA cup.

[Assara K]

NUFC-wat did ya make out of the match? good to see wes score!!!

[nufc]

Good performance by the youngsters today, we didnt deserve to lose but its been like that all season for us so am use to it!

Rooneys goal reminds me of the shearer goal against everton a few seasons back. Shearers was better cause it was from further out

Howard was soooo **** today united defo need to get a new keeper in the summer!

[Assara K]

Good performance by the youngsters today, we didnt deserve to lose but its been like that all season for us so am use to it!

Rooneys goal reminds me of the shearer goal against everton a few seasons back. Shearers was better cause it was from further out

Howard was soooo ***** today united defo need to get a new keeper in the summer!

DEFO!!

[Geordie Ahmed]

How unlucky are we?

Safri scores a goal that he is unlikely to better againts us AND 4 days later Rooney does the same thing!
what next? Boatent scoring from the half way line???

[nufc]

yeh lol dont put a curse on us!

[Oxy]

ManUre new keeper for next season.....Shay Given???? Ces't possibl'e

[Assara K]

yeh lol dont put a curse on us!

[-( let the boy speak...... :D

[nufc]

he said he wants to stay whatever happens this season but you never know! i hope he doesnt leave without him we would concede like 20 extra goals per season!