Hattrick Thread

[Straight Bat]

Hattrick site (http://www.hattrick.org)

It's a football version of Battrick (well it was invented before battrick I think)

I just signed up for it in the England Yorkshire league, decided against a Pakistan league because I want to be able to watch my matches this time.

So does anyone play it already or is anyone signing up?

[hasbeen]

i might sign up. when does new league start

[Straight Bat]

no idea - waiting for them to accept me.

they say it takes a week though so you should just put your name down anyway.

oh and you can scope the forums on it anyway on it without having a team and just waiting for one - seems pretty complicated. you get youth pulls and youth academys. you have some type of challenges to do before you get to change formations and stuff.

got a lot to find out when i get a team

[hasbeen]

no idea - waiting for them to accept me.

they say it takes a week though so you should just put your name down anyway.

oh and you can scope the forums on it anyway on it without having a team and just waiting for one - seems pretty complicated. you get youth pulls and youth academys. you have some type of challenges to do before you get to change formations and stuff.

got a lot to find out when i get a team

hmm i might sign up. was gona do it a month or two ago but couldnt be arsed. thats how lazy i am :))

[Straight Bat]

lol i kept seeing it get mentioned on battrick forums but couldn't be bothered to log on it but i got too bored at college and it doesn't seem that bad so i'll try it out

[Hari Sombar]

If I do another management game, my head will burst

[MCMLXXXII]

Same here. I waste enough time already in battrick.

[iZeeshan]

was thinking about it, but battrick is enough for me

[Caliban]

If you like Battrick, Hattrick is definately worth playing as well, I've been there about 15 seasons now. Unlike Battrick you must sign up to play in the country you're living in though, they'll check IP addresses and ban you team if you, for instance, sign up to play in Pakistan but you're living in England.

[Straight Bat]

If you like Battrick, Hattrick is definately worth playing as well, I've been there about 15 seasons now. Unlike Battrick you must sign up to play in the country you're living in though, they'll check IP addresses and ban you team if you, for instance, sign up to play in Pakistan but you're living in England.

Thanks for the info, I nearly registered for Pakistan but luckily I changed it back to where I am so i could watch the matches

[hasbeen]

Thanks for the info, I nearly registered for Pakistan but luckily I changed it back to where I am so i could watch the matches

iv applied for a position. waiting for an email.

sb have they confirmed you?? or you still waiting for confirmation

[Straight Bat]

stil waiting. my email was confirmed on the 14th so I gues its only been two days.

check out the rules and forums (its called confrence) hasbeen

[hasbeen]

stil waiting. my email was confirmed on the 14th so I gues its only been two days.

check out the rules and forums (its called confrence) hasbeen



why??

[Straight Bat]

theres way more to this than battrick.

they have youth pulls and then they got stuff like youth acadamies etc. seems complicated.

oh and what league have you applied for?

[hasbeen]

theres way more to this than battrick.

they have youth pulls and then they got stuff like youth acadamies etc. seems complicated.

oh and what league have you applied for?

west midlands. i was gona do yorkshire like u, then i read what caliban wrote and tght i wont give them a excuse to ban me lol. if they both accept us, il play you a friendly lol

[Straight Bat]

yeah sure, the friendlies take place on a tuesday at 8pm so should be able to watch it ok and stuff.

i stil don't know when the season ends and i'll be pis*ed if they let me on and the season ends already lol

[hasbeen]

yeah sure, the friendlies take place on a tuesday at 8pm so should be able to watch it ok and stuff.

i stil don't know when the season ends and i'll be pis*ed if they let me on and the season ends already lol

hmm yeh. how many exams you got left??

[Straight Bat]

loads, i got 2 units for all subjects

i've done 1 history and 1/3 of gen studies. Got psychology, 2 business, 2 economics, 1 more history and 2 gen studies left.

next exams on 21st - 5 days!!

[hasbeen]

loads, i got 2 units for all subjects

i've done 1 history and 1/3 of gen studies. Got psychology, 2 business, 2 economics, 1 more history and 2 gen studies left.

next exams on 21st - 5 days!!

ul b ok bro. good luck

[Straight Bat]

ul b ok bro. good luck

Thanks :19:

i'm off to revise some more now anyway, cya later man

[hasbeen]

Thanks :19:

i'm off to revise some more now anyway, cya later man

see ya.

[Kamran]

Have you got your teams yet?

[hasbeen]

Have you got your teams yet?

no i only signed up about 30mins ago.

[hasbeen]

Sb i think they are in the middle of the season at the moment so if we get selected, you can gt into it straght away

[iZeeshan]

im gonna sign up now...

[hasbeen]

im gonna sign up now...

good good. you have to sign up from the country your in though. ie usa

[iZeeshan]

yea i know

wonder how long it will take for me to get my team

[hasbeen]

yea i know

wonder how long it will take for me to get my team

do u follow soccer much?

[Straight Bat]

The Club Directors have now had their board meeting and accepted that you are
taking charge of the club. Already, the squad seems energized and your
supporters have started dreaming about a successful future for the team.


I got a team!

took 3 days but while iv been looking yorkshire have double the teams west midlands do so hasbeen you should get yours quicker than mine

[hasbeen]

The Club Directors have now had their board meeting and accepted that you are
taking charge of the club. Already, the squad seems energized and your
supporters have started dreaming about a successful future for the team.


I got a team!

took 3 days but while iv been looking yorkshire have double the teams west midlands do so hasbeen you should get yours quicker than mine

when did they confirm your email though? i aint recieved no confirmation or nothing yet never mind a team. anyways as soon as i join il play you in a friendly.

[hasbeen]

sb you got msn?

[Straight Bat]

i sent them that email back and then tried to log on and it said i was in the waiting list.

yeah it's ****_number1@hotmail.co.uk


^^ (p a k i)

but i don't go on it much, i'll b on later

[hasbeen]

alright iv added you. so you still not in hattrick?? or can you go into your team and mess around with it.

[Straight Bat]

i'm into it now but that was before i got into it. so yours should be done in 3 days of wen you signed up for it

[hasbeen]

alright then. hopefully il get my team soon then

[Straight Bat]

...................played..points
1. Mechanical Fish 7 49 - 2 21

2. Losing united 7 28 - 11 16
3. Toppo's Tornados 7 30 - 10 14
4. nikki_rox 7 22 - 12 13
5. Black Sails United 7 23 - 28 9
6. HoneyBadgers 7 9 - 31 6

7. sohrabslegends 7 4 - 35 3
8. Play Up Pompey 7 3 - 39 0


they gave me a proper crap team, I got to fight relegation.

i've played 7 and got 4 points :30:

gona be a tough job

[hasbeen]

they gave me a proper crap team, I got to fight relegation.

i've played 7 and got 4 points :30:

gona be a tough job


wont you be in lowest division anyways lol

[Straight Bat]

im in 6th out of 7 divisions so hopefully i can avoid relegation to bottom

[Straight Bat]

looking at the table again, i doubt i can avoid it. my next match is against the guy who is 2nd and the gap between me and saftey is 5 points

[Straight Bat]

I got some advice for hasbeen and iz when they sign up.

First thing you should do is complete all those easy challenges cos they give you money. With that money you should buy a coach with poor leadershi but passible coaching skills. Will set you back about 53k.

Then you should see who in your teams best for outfield job and put em in your team and you'll find that you have no keepers, you should buy 2 of those from the market and then with any left overs maybe buy a couple of squad players to strengthen the team.

[Straight Bat]

Anyone else got a team yet?


My match is tomorrow at 18:00pm against a guy who is undefeated in their last 6 competitive matches and is currently second and gunning for promotion.

:6: :6:

[iZeeshan]

Thnx for the info. Wish I had my team today. IM SOOOO bored!

[Straight Bat]

I'm 5-0 down at half time :22:

[Straight Bat]

In the 49th minute of the match, the visitors' central line of defence had to look on as Jan-Melis Selle dashed through, knocking home 6 - 0 for Losing. That made three goals for Jan-Melis Selle and he was marked down for the hat trick.


Make that six!

[Straight Bat]

sohrabslegends's Andrew Train's long shot really ought to have found the net in the 68th minute, but it fell just wide of the target.

that could be my first shot on goal!! came in the 68th minute

[Straight Bat]

FU*K 7-0 down. atleast the other guy in relegation battle is losing, but he'll have a really better Goal difference than me.

I play him in a few matches time and hopefuly the gap between me and he will stil be 3 points

[Straight Bat]

make that 8-0

[Straight Bat]

9-0!!! :)))

[Straight Bat]

Losing solidified their lead at the 89 minute mark, as Mehmet Kubilay Korucu manoeuvered the ball through the opponents central defence and finished for 10 - 0.

beyond a joke now

[iZeeshan]

I just got my team. Really confusing, and I don't think I want to play. Battrick is enough for me.

[Straight Bat]

lol iZ, work your way around it. But it is harder..

[Straight Bat]

hasbeen you got a team yet?

[hasbeen]

hasbeen you got a team yet?

nah, aint recieved an email

[Straight Bat]

try logging in again and see what it says this time, it did something last time so might do it again.

[hasbeen]

try logging in again and see what it says this time, it did something last time so might do it again.


did that.just says waiting list :(

[hasbeen]

i finally got my team. :27: :27:

[Straight Bat]

about time man lol. how you finding it??

[hasbeen]

about time man lol. how you finding it??

aint been on yet lol

[Sean]

How long does it take you to get your team? I just validated my email and it says I'm on a waiting list. Battrick is so much simpler. You just register then you have a team.

[Straight Bat]

yeah it takes longer on this. It took hasbeen longer than me I think. It depends on how many users there are in your region, if there are a few sapre team in the region you registered for then you should get yours fairly quick.

[Sean]

I reckon there will be. There wouldn't be many people who would play HT who are from Aus.
One problem I had was when I tried to choose "Australia (Oceania)" it wouldnt let me. So I had to choose "Oceania (Oceania)". :S

[hasbeen]

i just has a look through it all and my team is shiiit. bottom of league and aint won a game :)) SB you wana play a friendly against me?

[Straight Bat]

I already got a friendly for today so I'll play you next week.

whatever you do, dont make a youth academy. Itl get you bankrupt.

And do all those challenges - quick way to get some money.

Go buy 2 goalies cos it's rare for a new team to get good goalies.

Fire your current coach and get one with passable training skills and crap leadership skills

[Straight Bat]

whats your team name btw?

[hasbeen]

whats your team name btw?

sb come on msn for a bit if u can. thanks

[Sean]

I'm guessing that Hattrick is harder than Battrick?

[Straight Bat]

yeah it is for me! I'm having troubles getting the hang of it, see if hasbeen has the same opinion.

[Straight Bat]

my game starting in just over 10 minutes. I hope the boys can limit to a 5-0 loss and not a 10-0. I've changed tactics and I just bought a 18 year old playmaker today so he should fit in well and hopefully score one on his debut

[Straight Bat]

23 minutes gone and I ahvent conceded yet!!!!!!!!

[Straight Bat]

Went 1-0 down in the 30th minute :6:

[hasbeen]

Went 1-0 down in the 30th minute :6:

im watching your match. its dull compared to battrick.

[Straight Bat]

yeah it is. It's pretty boring.

atleast i'm only 1 down at halftime and not 5 like last time. But i'veo nly had 30% possession so far so I doubt I'd get a goal

[Straight Bat]

2-0, I need to win a game or 2 other wise my supporters are gona be pi$sed

[Straight Bat]

78 minutes gone and stil 2-0

I can't believe I've not scored a goal yet in my time as manager.

[hasbeen]

78 minutes gone and stil 2-0

I can't believe I've not scored a goal yet in my time as manager.

typical lpool supporter lol. boring football. wernt u playin 5-4-1?? stick to 4-4-2

[Straight Bat]

4-5-1.

na it's good tacitcs, because I'm training play making so hopefully my players should get the most out of this formation, and I told em to attack through the middle as well to utilise the extra man

[hasbeen]

4-5-1.

na it's good tacitcs, because I'm training play making so hopefully my players should get the most out of this formation, and I told em to attack through the middle as well to utilise the extra man

fair enough.

[iZeeshan]

yea football/soccer also confuses me, i have given up on hattrick even before i started it :D

[hasbeen]

SB iv accepted your challenge. take it easy on me

[Straight Bat]

lol kk man, i just bought a couple of teenagers to train up so I'll debut them

[hasbeen]

lol kk man, i just bought a couple of teenagers to train up so I'll debut them

when you bought outfield players ie strikers, what was their skill level in say scoring??

[Straight Bat]

passable is the least, some are solid etc. The others go for too much or have high wages that I cant deal with.

man you buy teens tho so they are more exposed to trainng and get trained quicker

[hasbeen]

passable is the least, some are solid etc. The others go for too much or have high wages that I cant deal with.

man you buy teens tho so they are more exposed to trainng and get trained quicker

you know how battrick has nets to train youngsters, do hattrick have nets? or are they all trained in one group?

[Straight Bat]

all trained in a group I think, but those who dont play matches get a bit more training so thats why I play 20 year olds in matches and have teens who are passable solid and they get most training. And if u wana train scoring then buy loadsa young strikers - im training playmaking so im buying yound midfielders

[hasbeen]

all trained in a group I think, but those who dont play matches get a bit more training so thats why I play 20 year olds in matches and have teens who are passable solid and they get most training. And if u wana train scoring then buy loadsa young strikers - im training playmaking so im buying yound midfielders

so your not training general?? your gona train playmaking all season or all week

[Straight Bat]

all season, so all my midfielders and wingesr get trained for it. It takes 6-7 week for everyone to pop in it

[Sean]

This text is making me confused. I think you really need to know your soccer to be good at this.

[Straight Bat]

Sean, read the rules and see if you can get the jist of it for a week or 2.

[Sean]

Got my team today. Got no bloody idea what to do. ANy help?

[Straight Bat]

First things first, read the rules!! Honestly they help a lot.

Then, whatever you do, don't spend any money on the youth academy.

Then... go see what type of players you have. THe minimum skill for your players should be passable, see if you can make a team. If not then go into the market and buy some cheopos to fill in for you.


Oh and do the challenges, easy way to gain money.

[hasbeen]

Sb how much you spend on a keeper?

[Straight Bat]

spend 12 k on one and 20k on other

[hasbeen]

i bought a keeper, 2 old defenders, 2 strikers and a winger. dont know how good theyl be.lol

[Straight Bat]

That's it then. I'm putting out my first team against you on wednesday! lol

[hasbeen]

That's it then. I'm putting out my first team against you on wednesday! lol


:( :)) . alright then. its tuesday isnt it?

[Sean]

I have an awesome squad!!


Your 19 players

Barry Allen
TSI = 1 020 , 26 years, weak form
Has wretched experience and weak leadership abilities

Stamina: inadequate Keeper: disastrous
Playmaking: poor Passing: inadequate
Winger: disastrous Defending: passable
Scoring: solid Set pieces: weak

Cody Thornton
TSI = 3 190 , 27 years, inadequate form
Has weak experience and inadequate leadership abilities [Powerful]

Stamina: weak Keeper: disastrous
Playmaking: passable Passing: solid
Winger: solid Defending: passable
Scoring: passable Set pieces: weak

Epic Caceres
TSI = 690 , 24 years, weak form
Has wretched experience and passable leadership abilities

Stamina: weak Keeper: disastrous
Playmaking: inadequate Passing: inadequate
Winger: poor Defending: inadequate
Scoring: passable Set pieces: disastrous

Shaun Croker
TSI = 90 , 19 years, passable form
Has disastrous experience and poor leadership abilities

Stamina: weak Keeper: disastrous
Playmaking: poor Passing: wretched
Winger: wretched Defending: inadequate
Scoring: disastrous Set pieces: inadequate

Theo Andrews
TSI = 340 , 27 years, poor form
Has disastrous experience and weak leadership abilities

Stamina: poor Keeper: disastrous
Playmaking: weak Passing: weak
Winger: inadequate Defending: weak
Scoring: passable Set pieces: disastrous

Aubrey Betts
TSI = 2 860 , 25 years, weak form
Has poor experience and weak leadership abilities

Stamina: solid Keeper: disastrous
Playmaking: poor Passing: solid
Winger: passable Defending: weak
Scoring: solid Set pieces: weak

Willie Bryant
TSI = 850 , 21 years, passable form
Has wretched experience and weak leadership abilities

Stamina: weak Keeper: wretched
Playmaking: poor Passing: inadequate
Winger: passable Defending: weak
Scoring: passable Set pieces: inadequate

Daniel Crutchley
TSI = 1 260 , 23 years, passable form
Has disastrous experience and passable leadership abilities

Stamina: weak Keeper: wretched
Playmaking: wretched Passing: passable
Winger: solid Defending: weak
Scoring: inadequate Set pieces: passable

Nakia Farnham
TSI = 230 , 24 years, passable form
Has poor experience and disastrous leadership abilities [Quick]

Stamina: passable Keeper: wretched
Playmaking: weak Passing: poor
Winger: weak Defending: weak
Scoring: weak Set pieces: passable

Timmy Megaw
TSI = 270 , 23 years, solid form
Has wretched experience and weak leadership abilities [Head]

Stamina: weak Keeper: disastrous
Playmaking: passable Passing: weak
Winger: wretched Defending: weak
Scoring: poor Set pieces: disastrous

Anitoni Thornton
TSI = 240 , 28 years, weak form
Has weak experience and weak leadership abilities

Stamina: poor Keeper: disastrous
Playmaking: inadequate Passing: weak
Winger: inadequate Defending: weak
Scoring: poor Set pieces: solid

Frederick Bradfield
TSI = 550 , 27 years, weak form
Has poor experience and inadequate leadership abilities

Stamina: poor Keeper: disastrous
Playmaking: poor Passing: wretched
Winger: passable Defending: wretched
Scoring: solid Set pieces: inadequate

Nik Christie
TSI = 360 , 28 years, weak form
Has weak experience and wretched leadership abilities

Stamina: poor Keeper: wretched
Playmaking: inadequate Passing: poor
Winger: weak Defending: wretched
Scoring: passable Set pieces: wretched

Ashley Mellor
TSI = 170 , 22 years, inadequate form
Has wretched experience and weak leadership abilities

Stamina: poor Keeper: disastrous
Playmaking: weak Passing: passable
Winger: inadequate Defending: wretched
Scoring: poor Set pieces: passable

Steven Pomersbach
TSI = 860 , 24 years, inadequate form
Has wretched experience and wretched leadership abilities

Stamina: weak Keeper: wretched
Playmaking: passable Passing: weak
Winger: poor Defending: wretched
Scoring: solid Set pieces: inadequate

Rhett Willoughby
TSI = 0 , 45 years, inadequate form
Has inadequate experience and weak leadership abilities

Stamina: disastrous Keeper: disastrous
Playmaking: disastrous Passing: disastrous
Winger: disastrous Defending: wretched
Scoring: disastrous Set pieces: wretched

Jaime Portal
TSI = 300 , 22 years, poor form
Has wretched experience and passable leadership abilities [Head]

Stamina: wretched Keeper: weak
Playmaking: wretched Passing: wretched
Winger: disastrous Defending: disastrous
Scoring: wretched Set pieces: inadequate

Adan Spagnuolo
TSI = 10 , 22 years, passable form
Has disastrous experience and weak leadership abilities

Stamina: wretched Keeper: wretched
Playmaking: disastrous Passing: disastrous
Winger: disastrous Defending: disastrous
Scoring: disastrous Set pieces: disastrous

Marco Waugh
TSI = 920 , 23 years, weak form
Has wretched experience and weak leadership abilities

Stamina: weak Keeper: disastrous
Playmaking: solid Passing: poor
Winger: weak Defending: disastrous
Scoring: passable Set pieces: disastrous

[Sean]

OMG OMG OMG. OH MY EFFIN GOD! I'M WINNING!!!!







Fannys Nightclub Utd - The Ozzie Bombers





View game: HT Live
Date: 27/05/2007 at 04.00
MatchID: 119432157
Arena: The Dancefloor


The match is in progress, 16 minutes of the second half have been played.
Clear skies welcomed the 2143 spectators who had made their way to The Dancefloor. A 4-4-2 alignment was the formation of choice for Nightclub. The following players took the field: Parson - Hanari, Mundine, Hengzhi, Anderson - Lacey, Beattie, Nahumaruri, Stephenson - Griffin, Saban.

Bombers started off with a 4-4-2 lineup. Lineup: Portal - Bryant, Caceres, Allen, Croker - Thornton, Waugh, Megaw, Crutchley - Betts, Bradfield.

It was an obvious ambition of Nightclub to use their ability at attacking on the flanks. After 2 minutes, Bombers put themselves up by 0 - 1, as Barry Allen finished off a strike from the left with a real cannon placed at the far post. The home crowd was not impressed when Willie Bryant came in from the right, shooting hard to score in the 14th minute. Bombers were now up 0 - 2. 0 - 2 was the halftime score. Bombers dictated play, as they maintained 52 percent of possession.

At 50 minutes into the game, Nightclub's Avele Stephenson deftly knocked the ball home after an impressive run down the left, reducing the visitors' lead to 1 - 2.

[Sean]

GOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Almost all the way down to the corner flag, Bombers's Daniel Crutchley somehow managed to get a perfect pass into the middle, impossible to miss for Frederick Bradfield, who struck for 1 - 3.

[Sean]

[Expand!] Fannys Nightclub Utd - The Ozzie Bombers (88 minute(s) played) 2 - 3 [Delete]
84 minutes: The home crowd brightened somewhat when Fumitake Hanari scored with a header after an attack from the right, making the numbers 2 to 3.

About to win my first match!!!

[Sean]

And I've won! 3-2. What a game!
But that team is 2nd last. I'd get absolutely pounded against the top teams.

Nightclub, bringing their ball possession to 58 percent, dominated the battle.

Ma Hengzhi performed admirably for Nightclub. Rocco Beattie turned in a dismal performance, however. The most dominating Bombers player was without a doubt Cody Thornton. Jaime Portal on the other hand, had a terrible day. The match ends 2 - 3.


HIGHLIGHTS

0-1 Barry Allen (2)
0-2 Willie Bryant (14)
1-2 Avele Stephenson (50)
1-3 Frederick Bradfield (64)
2-3 Fumitake Hanari (84)


POSSESSION
48%
52%
58%
42%
RATING

Fannys Nightclub Utd
Player rating and team formation
Team Attitude: (Hidden)
Tactic: Attack on wings
Tactic skill: passable

Midfield: disastrous (high)
Right Defence: poor (low)
Central Defence: weak (very low)
Left Defence: poor (low)
Right Attack: poor (very high)
Central Attack: wretched (very high)
Left Attack: poor (very high)

The Ozzie Bombers
Player rating and team formation
Team Attitude: Normal
Tactic: Normal
Tactic skill: (no tactic)

Midfield: disastrous (very high)
Right Defence: wretched (very high)
Central Defence: poor (high)
Left Defence: poor (low)
Right Attack: poor (very high)
Central Attack: poor (low)
Left Attack: poor (high)

[Sean]

Anyone want a friendly?
HB? SB, I know you've already organised a friendly.

My team is called: The Ozzie Bombers

[hasbeen]

well done sean lol :14: :19:

[Straight Bat]

can't believe you won and I got hammered 10-0!!! nice result mate

[Sean]

I've moved from 8th to 6th. :)

[hasbeen]

im losing 1-0 after 22 minutes played :(

[Straight Bat]

im 1-0 down too

[Straight Bat]

3-0, hahahaha I HOPE I GET RELEGATED. IS THIS THE TYPE OF CRAP MY PLAYERS ARE GOING TO OFFER ME WEEK IN WEEK OUT? i'm going to sack them all

[hasbeen]

4-0 after 72mins

[Straight Bat]

I HATE MY LIFE, 5-0 down


:))) :))) :)))

[Straight Bat]

lost 7-0

key player injured for 2 week.

[Straight Bat]

Today is judgement day for me and hasbeen

[Sean]

I can't get a damn friendly! :12:
I've tried like 4 people, but no one has bloody accepted! It's so hard to get people in the same division thingy!

[Straight Bat]

go abroad! search people from denmark etc, I normally get challenged 4 times on the first day after a friendly from people in other european countries

[Sean]

lost 7-0

key player injured for 2 week.
Oh god. That's gotta suck. That's probably one thing that sucks about this game. Injuries. I haven't had any yet. Just remember, SB, we can have other threads on Hattrick. Not just this one. But I guess it isn't that popular yet. So no point as a lot of the thread will be deserted.

[Straight Bat]

Yeah, lets see if this grows by the start of next season. Maybe some people will pick hattrick up while their on summer holidays etc

[hasbeen]

SB take it easy on me u cockroach lol

[Straight Bat]

na man, my team are desperate. Not scored in 270 minutes of football. Not kept a clean sheet in 270 minutes.

You know how it is man, full team out to get you bro :16:

[hasbeen]

na man, my team are desperate. Not scored in 270 minutes of football. Not kept a clean sheet in 270 minutes.

You know how it is man, full team out to get you bro :16:

:)) lol :6:

[Straight Bat]

what times kick off?

[hasbeen]

what times kick off?

8 i think.

[Straight Bat]

its ooooooooooon but I cant get updates

[hasbeen]

9 mins gone and SBs ultra defensive tactics means it a bore draw 0-0 lol

[hasbeen]

In the 4th minute, sohrabslegends's Jason Marquis received a yellow card for going into a challenge studs first.


:9: :9:

[hasbeen]

14mins and still 0-0. blame sb for this

[hasbeen]

19 minutes: The crowd groaned its disapproval when Dave Bresnihan missed a free kick that would have given sohrabslegends the lead.

[Straight Bat]

IM GETTING IN!! I can see a goal my way...

[hasbeen]

0-0 after 27mins :28: :28:

[Straight Bat]

my players are attacking but you got the bus on the goal line

[Straight Bat]

in the 31st minute sohrabslegends goalkeeper Zenely zing zanged his way through hasbeen's players and ate his goalie and headed the ball into the net. GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

[hasbeen]

32 minutes: John Morris of sohrabslegends was booked for kicking the ball away after the whistle.



:12: :16:

[Straight Bat]

my players were told to keep the planet clean, thats why they're getting rid of you lot

[hasbeen]

in the 31st minute sohrabslegends goalkeeper Zenely zing zanged his way through hasbeen's players and ate his goalie and headed the ball into the net. GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL


:20: in your dreams pal

[Straight Bat]

borrrrrrring 0-0 going into half time

[hasbeen]

The teams went for the halftime break at 0 - 0. The forty-five minutes were dominated by brummy, with an impressive 53 percent possession of the ball.

[Straight Bat]

minimal domination by hasbeen

[Straight Bat]

hasbeen dominates but still can't score, whats all that about?! :D

[hasbeen]

hasbeen dominates but still can't score, whats all that about?! :D

i want it to be a slow painful death for your team

[hasbeen]

55mins played and stil a shiiity 0-0

[hasbeen]

55 minutes: 55 minutes into the game, Kael Freeman had a great chance to put his team ahead, but his kick from the left went wide.

:11:

[Straight Bat]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS hahahhaha WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


sohrabslegends broke through on the left in the 63rd minute, with Andrew Train firing at an acute angle to give the home side a 1 - 0 lead. sohrabslegends's Brett Harris refused to leave the field after injuring his achilles tendon in the 64th minute.

HAHAHAHHAA

[Straight Bat]

:D :D :D :36::36::36:


FIRST GOAL EVER and its agains HASBEEN!!!!!!!! :14: :14: :14:

[hasbeen]

oh comon referee it was hand ball :9:

[Straight Bat]

Time to shut up shop boys, 1-0 win will do fine.

[hasbeen]

comon u washed up hasbeens. show some fight u gutless losers

[Straight Bat]

lol unlucky man

my player is injured :(

[hasbeen]

7 mins to go lol and its nice to see SB smile for a change. my players have done what i asked them and give SB a goal and a victory ;-)

[hasbeen]

5mins to go and SB resulting to time wasting tactics. he kicks the ball into the crowd and gets sent from the dugout. truly pathetic

[hasbeen]

90mins gone and 1-0

[hasbeen]

brummy held the ball, with a clear 59 percent of possession. :13: :13:

sohrabslegends's top performer was clearly Andrew Train. However, Jason Marquis made a disastrous appearance. Most important brummy player was Casper Young. Mathijs Korzilius on the other hand, had a terrible day. The match ends 1 - 0.


well played SB :14: :19:

[Kamran]

i won 2-1 scored in the 78th and 85th minute.

[Straight Bat]

good result Kamran, fancy a friendly for next week?

[Sean]

SB, I thought it was me and you?

[Straight Bat]

hasbeen said it was you two..

I'm playing you on battrick though

[Sean]

Oh ok. THat's alright. ;-)

[Straight Bat]

lol ok good, this way you get the best of both worlds - me and hasbeen!

[Kamran]

yeah ill play you
the matches aint as enjoyable as battrick but maybe thats because my team is rubbish

[Straight Bat]

Na your right, in hattrick it doesn't go into as much detail and you can't tell if your in control of a match all the way through like you can in batt.

feel free to challenge me, team name is same as battrick, sohrabslegends


whats your team name, just so I know which one to accept?

[Sean]

Damn, didn't get a bloody friendly this week. :12:
Hopefully I'll play Hasbeen next week. :)

[Straight Bat]

kamran whats your 'team ID'?

[hasbeen]

Damn, didn't get a bloody friendly this week. :12:
Hopefully I'll play Hasbeen next week. :)

il challenge you sean today

[Sean]

Just lost 5-1. :(

[Punter]

Better luck next time. :))

[Straight Bat]

lost 4-0 - dont mind as i was playing a guy near the top of the table

[hasbeen]

lost 4-1. at least i scored a goal finally

[Straight Bat]

hattrick is not as good as battrick in my opinion.

I've given it time to grow on my but I still log on to battrick more than hat

[hasbeen]

hattrick is not as good as battrick in my opinion.

I've given it time to grow on my but I still log on to battrick more than hat

lol battrick is ten times better man.

[iZeeshan]

is hattrick any good at all? i have a team, but i really don't feel like playing it. plus im not too much into soccer/football.

[Kamran]

got a goal less draw and moved out of the relagation zone

[Sean]

Geez, Kamran. That'd be boring to follow.

[Daoud]

I've been waiting more than 2 weeks now but still havent gotten an email

[Daoud]

But I do seem to have an account so I might not have received the email

[hasbeen]

But I do seem to have an account so I might not have received the email

try signing in and see what it says

[Punter]

Same im waiting for a email from Hattrick.

[Kamran]

Geez, Kamran. That'd be boring to follow.
yeh it was i gave up after 30 mins

[Kamran]

good result Kamran, fancy a friendly for next week?
accept the invite the frienldy will be for tuesday

[hasbeen]

113 punters turned up at theatre of dreams, and despite threatening clouds on the horizon, no rain came. A 4-4-2 alignment was the formation of choice for brummy. Starters: Stupić - Chesterton, Young, Honkoop, Zaal - Korzilius, Freeman, Hutchison, Broadacre - Bogaert, van Delft.

Bombers decided to use a 4-4-2 set up. The following players took the field: Shu De - Bryant, Caceres, Allen, Croker - Thornton, Waugh, Megaw, Crutchley - Betts, Bradfield.

Bombers's Daniel Crutchley was dominating his wing and kept sending fine balls into the opposition's box - Cody Thornton managed to volley one of them into the net to make it 0 - 1 in the 11th minute. The crowd was on its feet in the 12th minute, as brummy's Remy van Delft found himself unmarked in front of the goal after a dash up the left side. He calmly put away the 1 - 1 equaliser. In the game's 18th minute, brummy's Blair Broadacre fell dramatically just outside the penalty area. However, the referee booked Blair Broadacre for diving. Bombers will have to do without Frederick Bradfield for a time, due to a bad foot injury at the 21 minute mark. He was substituted by Nakia Farnham.

[hasbeen]

1-1 after 27 mins between me and sean :14:

[Straight Bat]

hasbeen can you check my score V kamran?

I cant be botherd logging onto hatt

[Straight Bat]

and seems liek a good game between u two

[hasbeen]

hasbeen can you check my score V kamran?

I cant be botherd logging onto hatt

lol ayt man. you still up for a rematch in hattrick with me next week?

[hasbeen]

21 minutes: 113 punters turned up at theatre of dreams, and despite threatening clouds on the horizon, no rain came. A 4-4-2 alignment was the formation of choice for brummy. Starters: Stupić - Chesterton, Young, Honkoop, Zaal - Korzilius, Freeman, Hutchison, Broadacre - Bogaert, van Delft.

Bombers decided to use a 4-4-2 set up. The following players took the field: Shu De - Bryant, Caceres, Allen, Croker - Thornton, Waugh, Megaw, Crutchley - Betts, Bradfield.

Bombers's Daniel Crutchley was dominating his wing and kept sending fine balls into the opposition's box - Cody Thornton managed to volley one of them into the net to make it 0 - 1 in the 11th minute. The crowd was on its feet in the 12th minute, as brummy's Remy van Delft found himself unmarked in front of the goal after a dash up the left side. He calmly put away the 1 - 1 equaliser. In the game's 18th minute, brummy's Blair Broadacre fell dramatically just outside the penalty area. However, the referee booked Blair Broadacre for diving. Bombers will have to do without Frederick Bradfield for a time, due to a bad foot injury at the 21 minute mark. He was substituted by Nakia Farnham.

sanyo - sohrabslegends (32 minute(s) played) 0 - 0
29 minutes: In the game's 29th minute sanyo's Jason McCartney limped slightly after a late challenge, but he was able to continue.

1-1 lol

[Straight Bat]

yep it's on but I dont know why you want to play me again unless you got a thing about losing matches :D

[Kamran]

The match is in progress; 34 minutes of the first half have been played.
74 punters turned up at sanyo Arena, and despite threatening clouds on the horizon, no rain came. A 4-4-2 alignment was the formation of choice for sanyo. They fielded: Tenberg - Madden, MacIldowie, Sumter, Chittim - De Vos, Ó Riáin, McCartney, Kinnell - Thomson, Barton.

sohrabslegends decided to use a 4-5-1 set up. Lineup: Zelený - Harris, MacCabe, Who, Scannell - Shields, Schirmer, Cox, Marquis, Rhodes - Train.

Jamie Who of sohrabslegends received a yellow card in the 2nd minute for unsportsmanlike behaviour. In the game's 3rd minute sanyo's Robert Chittim limped slightly after a late challenge, but he was able to continue. 5 minutes into the game, Andrew Train had a great chance to put his team ahead, but his kick from the left went wide. The 21st minute saw a great chance for sanyo to take the lead after a good centering pass from the right found Auguste De Vos alone with the keeper, but he chipped it to the wrong side of the post. sohrabslegends's Andrew Train was shown a yellow card after 22 minutes for slicing down an opponent. sanyo were very close to putting themselves one up in the 28th minute as Morgan Kinnell got through on the left, but failing in concentration, he shot the ball wide. In the game's 29th minute sanyo's Jason McCartney limped slightly after a late challenge, but he was able to continue.

[hasbeen]

yep it's on but I dont know why you want to play me again unless you got a thing about losing matches :D

:)) 1-0 u cockroach. wow. il get u next week. i forgot i even had a match lol. just logged on 5mins ago when i remembered

[hasbeen]

45 minutes: It was 1 - 1 at the break. The forty-five minutes were dominated by brummy, with an impressive 57 percent possession of the ball.
:11:

[Straight Bat]

When Andrew Train made yet another studs-first tackle in the game's 54th minute, the referee was obliged to book the sohrabslegends player for the second time, sending him off the pitch.


:))) new formation then 4-5-0

[Straight Bat]

The sanyo player who had to be helped off the pitch, was Robert MacIldowie as he was unable to finish the game. Douglas Patchell came in to finish the match.


sorry kamran

[Straight Bat]

Pete Shields's lightning pace was too much for Robert Chittim who could only look on as the sohrabslegends player blasted one home. 0-1.

[hasbeen]

63 minutes: Tom Bogaert's name was chanted throughout the stadium after his 63rd minute goal up the middle gave brummy the 2 - 1 lead. :27: :27:

[hasbeen]

67 minutes: brummy managed to extend their lead to 3 - 1 when Tom Bogaert cut in neatly from the left side and struck a fine shot past the away team's goalkeeper.

:14: :27:

[Straight Bat]

Looks like Sean's players need to improve stamina

[hasbeen]

Looks like Sean's players need to improve stamina


68 minutes: Cheers filled the stadium as Remy van Delft broke through the visitors' central defence to put away the 4 - 1 goal for brummy. After this, brummy lowered the tempo in order to concentrate on their defensive efforts.

:27: :27:

[Kamran]

The sanyo player who had to be helped off the pitch, was Robert MacIldowie as he was unable to finish the game. Douglas Patchell came in to finish the match.


sorry kamran
its like im playing blackburn rovers there just kicking my players instead of the ball :9:

[Straight Bat]

its like im playing blackburn rovers there just kicking my players instead of the ball :9:

:)) hasbeen complained about my side being too rough last week aswell.

Seems I do pick up a few too many yellow cards in each game :21:

[Straight Bat]

68 minutes: Cheers filled the stadium as Remy van Delft broke through the visitors' central defence to put away the 4 - 1 goal for brummy. After this, brummy lowered the tempo in order to concentrate on their defensive efforts.

:27: :27:

Impressive.

[hasbeen]

Impressive.

im coming for you next!! :12:

[Straight Bat]

sanyo evened the score out after a brilliantly laid penalty by Elliott Sumter. Jason Marquis of sohrabslegends received a yellow card in the 80th minute for unsportsmanlike behaviour.

I feared that this would happen.

[hasbeen]

sanyo evened the score out after a brilliantly laid penalty by Elliott Sumter. Jason Marquis of sohrabslegends received a yellow card in the 80th minute for unsportsmanlike behaviour.

I feared that this would happen.

lol. at least you might get to see penalties

[Kamran]

sanyo evened the score out after a brilliantly laid penalty by Elliott Sumter. Jason Marquis of sohrabslegends received a yellow card in the 80th minute for unsportsmanlike behaviour.

I feared that this would happen.
:9:

[Straight Bat]

Is it a cup rules match?

[Kamran]

Is it a cup rules match?
yeh i think so

[Straight Bat]

crap, i didn't pick penalty takers

[Kamran]

crap, i didn't pick penalty takers
nor did i

[hasbeen]

match finishes 4-1. unlucky sean. :D

[Straight Bat]

sanyo's Adam Ó Riáin was shown a yellow card after 109 minutes for slicing down an opponent.
:21:

[Straight Bat]

match finishes 4-1. unlucky sean. :D

good result, unlucky sean though.

[Kamran]

sanyo's Adam Ó Riáin was shown a yellow card after 109 minutes for slicing down an opponent.
:21:
revenge :14:

[Straight Bat]

Elliott Sumter seemed to be dragging his feet by the 113th minute of the match. Mathew Scannell of sohrabslegends took advantage of his obvious fatigue to chip in the 1-2 goal. Game over, sohrabslegends wins!

Unlucky Kamran, was a good match!

[Kamran]

Mathew Scannell of sohrabslegends took advantage of his obvious fatigue to chip in the 1-2 goal. Game over, sohrabslegends wins!

[Sean]

I think I might give up this game. I suck sooo bad. And I don't know how to improve my team.

[Sean]

Elliott Sumter seemed to be dragging his feet by the 113th minute of the match. Mathew Scannell of sohrabslegends took advantage of his obvious fatigue to chip in the 1-2 goal. Game over, sohrabslegends wins!

Unlucky Kamran, was a good match!
Aww wicked. Extra time!

[Straight Bat]

I think I might give up this game. I suck sooo bad. And I don't know how to improve my team.

keep going mate, I'm worse than you. I've been hammered so much in my first few matches.

Next season will be our real test.

[Sean]

I'm about to get a 10-0 thumping. I'm playing the top team in my league. He has got 53 goals and conceded only 9!

[Sean]

Wow! 35 minutes gone and it's still 0-0! Against the top team! Touchwood that I won't concede in the first half.

[Sean]

Why does touchwood never work for me? :12:

Tommy North seemed to be impossibly far from the goal as he accurately knocked one in for Maudibe. 1 - 0. Things were going to get worse for the visitors. Buddy Harvey squirmed himself through their central defence in the 41st minute, bringing the lead to 2 - 0. The structure of the game started to change as Maudibe decided to pull back and meet their opponents in their own half.

From 0-0 to 2-0 inside 2 minutes!

[Daoud]

Bah, I was holding up alright but they were given a dodgy penalty and they've taken the lead

[Sean]

It was 2 - 0 at the break. The forty-five minutes were dominated by Maudibe, with an impressive 72 percent possession of the ball.

Far out! This commentary is always in a past-tense. Anyone know why?

[Sean]

Bah, I was holding up alright but they were given a dodgy penalty and they've taken the lead
What's your team name?

[Daoud]

What's your team name?
Khotas

[Sean]

Why's your owners name on BT and HT, dsk84?

Edit: Don't worry. I know now. Initials and birth year. ;-)

[Sean]

2-0 down now Daoud. Not looking good for you.

[Sean]

Just lost 4-0 to the top team. I reckon that was actually an alright effort. :19:

For the 2nd time in the match, I conceded 2 goals in a row in less than 5 minutes.

87 minutes into the game, Maudibe were awarded a penalty that William Edgley turned into 3 - 0 without a problem. Maudibe made it 4-0 as Víctor Yáñez knocked the corner kick to Buddy Harvey who launched a whistling low drive into the bottom corner.

[Kamran]

i lost 2-1, back in the relagation zone again. playing the top team next week im expecting 8-0 :29: to lose 8-0 that is.

[Straight Bat]

lost 2-1 aswell

[hasbeen]

lost 1-0 and my two best players got injured

[Sean]

I have yet to have an injury or a booking. :D

I'm 6th on the ladder.

[Straight Bat]

2-0 up against hasbeen after 55 mins

[Straight Bat]

As I typed that, he pulled one back. 2-1

[Straight Bat]

2-1, 30 mins of normal time left. well played hasbeen

[hasbeen]

just got back and seen the score at 2-2. good game SB

[hasbeen]

3-2 to SB just as i spoke lol :(

[Straight Bat]

lol i won it in extra time again. unlucky hasbeen, well played

[hasbeen]

lol i won it in extra time again. unlucky hasbeen, well played

well played man. good game

[Sean]

SB, me v you next week?

[Straight Bat]

yeah sure, challenge me. Team name sohrabslegends.

[iZeeshan]

Hmmm, I should play this game. Maybe over the summer.

[hasbeen]

kamran you want a friendly against me this week?

[Kamran]

kamran you want a friendly against me this week?
yeh sure, my teams called sanyo

[hasbeen]

yeh sure, my teams called sanyo

ok il challenge you soon

[Sean]

The only thing I can take out of today.

I won 4-1.

[hasbeen]

Chandler Hutchison hit the ball perfectly in the 11th minute to score for brummy with a fab long shot. 1 - 0.

:)

[hasbeen]

brummy were given a penalty in the 17th minute - neatly put away by Heith Chesterton. 2 - 0 for the home side.


:27:

[hasbeen]

45 minutes: 2 - 0 was the halftime score. brummy held the ball, with a clear 55 percent of possession

[Kamran]

forgot the game was today, 2 nil down thats not good.

[Sean]

SB, you still haven't accepted my challenge. And I challenged you last week! :(

[hasbeen]

good game kam

[Kamran]

it was a terrible game,did you see the commentary for the 2nd half nothing happend.

[hasbeen]

it was a terrible game,did you see the commentary for the 2nd half nothing happend.


lol i fell aslp at half time and woke up so im happy i didnt miss much

[hasbeen]

SB i challenged you for next week in hattrick. accept :12:

[Sean]

No! he has to accept mine first! :12: