Sean
29th July 2007, 03:34
Post funny battrick names here.
Jon Matjhatjhametse (1388590)
RH Batsman, RH Spin Bowler, respectable batting form, respectable bowling form, fresh
A steady player with competent leadership skills and worthless experience.
Plays For: Port Melbourne Colts
Nationality: Australia
Age: 17 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 2,147
Wages: £618 p/w
Stamina: worthless Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: worthless Concentration: abysmal
Bowling: competent Consistency: worthless
Fielding: worthless
Neil Perfect (1346110)
LH Batsman, LH Spin Bowler, respectable batting form, respectable bowling form, fresh
A cautious player with abysmal leadership skills and abysmal experience.
Plays For: Dangerous XI
Nationality: Australia
Age: 17 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 12
Wages: £250 p/w
Stamina: worthless Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: worthless Concentration: worthless
Bowling: worthless Consistency: worthless
Fielding: worthless
Wayne Keene (818053)
RH Batsman, RM Bowler, woeful batting form, worthless bowling form, changeable
A cautious player with worthless leadership skills and worthless experience.
Dickie Blewitt (1302102)
LH Batsman, LFM Bowler, superb batting form, mediocre bowling form, changeable
A defensive player with worthless leadership skills and worthless experience.
Plays For: Boggles 11
Nationality: England
Age: 17 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 3,514
Wages: £337 p/w
And a funny piece of commentary.
48.6 1 Judge to Law
Seymour Cock (428713)
RH Batsman, RH Spin Bowler, superb batting form, superb bowling form, sublime
A cautious player with competent leadership skills and competent experience.
Plays For: letsplay
Nationality: England
Age: 21 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 22,419
Wages: £4,608 p/w
99. Wayne King (310930)
LH Batsman, LH Spin Bowler, worthless batting form, worthless bowling form, changeable
A destructive player with woeful leadership skills and worthless experience.
25. Mike Hunt (808177)
RH Batsman, RFM Bowler, worthless batting form, worthless bowling form, sublime
A defensive player with woeful leadership skills and abysmal experience.
This isn't funny. It's just a coincedence.
James Bond (792316)
LH Batsman, LFM Bowler, superb batting form, woeful bowling form, changeable
A defensive player with woeful leadership skills and mediocre experience.
Plays For: The Procrastinators
Nationality: Australia
Age: 20 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 11,793
Wages: £1,565 p/w
99. Eddie Mqabukonyongolo (1180438)
A feeble Groundsman
with respectable leadership skills and mediocre experience.
Plays For: Top End Wombats
Nationality: Australia
Age: 50 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 8
Wages: £250 p/w
LOL! :))) :))) :)))
Jon Matjhatjhametse (1388590)
RH Batsman, RH Spin Bowler, respectable batting form, respectable bowling form, fresh
A steady player with competent leadership skills and worthless experience.
Plays For: Port Melbourne Colts
Nationality: Australia
Age: 17 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 2,147
Wages: £618 p/w
Stamina: worthless Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: worthless Concentration: abysmal
Bowling: competent Consistency: worthless
Fielding: worthless
Neil Perfect (1346110)
LH Batsman, LH Spin Bowler, respectable batting form, respectable bowling form, fresh
A cautious player with abysmal leadership skills and abysmal experience.
Plays For: Dangerous XI
Nationality: Australia
Age: 17 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 12
Wages: £250 p/w
Stamina: worthless Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: worthless Concentration: worthless
Bowling: worthless Consistency: worthless
Fielding: worthless
Wayne Keene (818053)
RH Batsman, RM Bowler, woeful batting form, worthless bowling form, changeable
A cautious player with worthless leadership skills and worthless experience.
Dickie Blewitt (1302102)
LH Batsman, LFM Bowler, superb batting form, mediocre bowling form, changeable
A defensive player with worthless leadership skills and worthless experience.
Plays For: Boggles 11
Nationality: England
Age: 17 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 3,514
Wages: £337 p/w
And a funny piece of commentary.
48.6 1 Judge to Law
Seymour Cock (428713)
RH Batsman, RH Spin Bowler, superb batting form, superb bowling form, sublime
A cautious player with competent leadership skills and competent experience.
Plays For: letsplay
Nationality: England
Age: 21 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 22,419
Wages: £4,608 p/w
99. Wayne King (310930)
LH Batsman, LH Spin Bowler, worthless batting form, worthless bowling form, changeable
A destructive player with woeful leadership skills and worthless experience.
25. Mike Hunt (808177)
RH Batsman, RFM Bowler, worthless batting form, worthless bowling form, sublime
A defensive player with woeful leadership skills and abysmal experience.
This isn't funny. It's just a coincedence.
James Bond (792316)
LH Batsman, LFM Bowler, superb batting form, woeful bowling form, changeable
A defensive player with woeful leadership skills and mediocre experience.
Plays For: The Procrastinators
Nationality: Australia
Age: 20 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 11,793
Wages: £1,565 p/w
99. Eddie Mqabukonyongolo (1180438)
A feeble Groundsman
with respectable leadership skills and mediocre experience.
Plays For: Top End Wombats
Nationality: Australia
Age: 50 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 8
Wages: £250 p/w
LOL! :))) :))) :)))