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MIG
18th June 2008, 12:31
Ammi, mai pass ho gaya :moyo

DHONI183
18th June 2008, 12:41
Ammi mein barbaad hogaya.

:P

MIG
18th June 2008, 12:55
Beti kay haath peelay karnay ka waqt agaya hai - array sunnay to saheeh

Salman
18th June 2008, 13:05
Maaa.. Mujay Naukri mil gai, Maaa!

Mirza & Sons - 1984

MIG
18th June 2008, 14:17
Yah shaadi naheen ho saktee - Barat wapis jayegi ( followed by screaming women shouting Naheen and an old man, presumably the brides father taking off his pughree to put at the evil father of the bridegroom's feet)

P

TAK
18th June 2008, 14:35
یہی ھے حضور

Mohsin
18th June 2008, 14:41
'Ya Allah, meri izzat tere haath me hai'

The very first dialogue in the very first Pakistani movie

sunny92
19th June 2008, 05:40
اب دوا کی نہیں دعا کی ضرورت ہے :dna

sunny92
19th June 2008, 05:46
دنیا والوں

A half bald 50+ Mohammad Ali.........

جج صاحب ......میری جوانی کے بیس ساں لوٹا دیجے جج صاحب۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔

MIG
19th June 2008, 06:51
Inn ko zehni sadma pohancha hai - kissee hill station lay jayen ( cue trip to Murree where as fate would have it, Waheed Murad and friends are awaiting for fun and frolic) :)

12thMan
19th June 2008, 17:53
Ammi, mai pass ho gaya :moyo
maa mein nay BA pass kar liya hey maa. Mujhay naukri mill jaye gi na maa

12thMan
19th June 2008, 17:55
agar tum nay apni maa ka doodh piya hay to .....

this is an open ended sentence. Giving a tana and can end with

to samney aao

12thMan
19th June 2008, 17:57
دنیا والوں

A half bald 50+ Mohammad Ali.........

جج صاحب ......میری جوانی کے بیس ساں لوٹا دیجے جج صاحب۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔reading the first line made me think of Mohammad Ali and I was right

12thMan
19th June 2008, 17:58
Maaa.. Mujay Naukri mil gai, Maaa!

Mirza & Sons - 1984this was a very good drama

sunny92
20th June 2008, 15:24
Inn ko zehni sadma pohancha hai - kissee hill station lay jayen ( cue trip to Murree where as fate would have it, Waheed Murad and friends are awaiting for fun and frolic) :)

where waheed murad falls into a 2 feet gadha and gets his yardasht back!!

sunny92
20th June 2008, 15:26
شبو۔۔۔۔۔

Momo
20th June 2008, 15:56
So many great ones to choose from. For starters:

Urdu/Hindi movies:

"Sharma gayee pagli"
(When the "alhar mutyaar" leaves the room on mention of her imminent wedding or prospective bridegroom)

"Mujhe maaf kar do, maine tumhein ghalat samjha"
(When somebody clarifies his untenable circumstances and cites same as reason for unexpected behaviour)

"Ye to khushi ke aansoo hain re"
(When asked about crying on a happy occasion)


Hindi movies (exclusively):

"Mai tumhaare bache ki maa banne waali hoon"
(No explanation required)

Qelic
20th June 2008, 21:35
main tumhare baghair jee naheen sakta , sakti

main wapis aonga

PlanetPakistan
20th June 2008, 23:02
main tumhare baghair jee naheen sakta , sakti

main wapis aonga
:)) mujhay yeh dialogue sub say bura lagtha ha

MIG
20th June 2008, 23:03
Buss Aik baar mujhay beta kaho, Maa ( go figure)

moumotta
21st June 2008, 01:08
A selection from Bollywood

Salim tumhe marne nahin dega aur hum tumhe jeene nahin denge

Kitne aadmi the

tumhara khoon khhon hamara khoon pani

For stereotyped dialogues nothing beats the sheer stupidity of a doctor feeling the girls pulse and announcing 'mubarak ho, yeh maan banane wali hai'

mos123
21st June 2008, 05:33
Basanti, in kutton :mush :poodle :dna :ijaz :imran :altaf kay samnay mut :46: nachna

DHONI183
21st June 2008, 11:14
Basanti, in kutton :mush :poodle :dna :ijaz :imran :altaf kay samnay mut :46: nachna

:))) :))) :)))

DHONI183
21st June 2008, 11:16
For me..... well any of the Raj Kumarīs dialogue will do :19: . He used to be brilliant at it :) !!!

Cryin Out Loud
21st June 2008, 17:55
Dharmendra's favourite dialogue, as he confronts some random villain:

Kuttey, main tera khoon pi jaaoonga

Cue someone in the audience shouting, "Abey yeh kutton ka khoon pita ha?"

moumotta
22nd June 2008, 01:29
Dharmendra's favourite dialogue, as he confronts some random villain:

Kuttey, main tera khoon pi jaaoonga

Cue someone in the audience shouting, "Abey yeh kutton ka khoon pita ha?"

I was waiting for that one.

Also 'maan kasam' before any Dharmedra threat of doing unimaginable damage to the villains anatomy.

Kashif
23rd June 2008, 11:55
- Driver, gaadi roko (Driver is now an extinct role in the newer films).

- Heeray hamare hawale ker do (Diamonds are Forever)

- Yeh Shaadi Nahin Ho Sakti! (Random guy walks in and shouts to everyone while the wedding climax is in process).

- Tumhare baap/bhai ki chithhi ayee hai (When there was no text messaging and emails).

sunny92
24th June 2008, 07:21
"......حضور میں نے آپ کا نمک کھایاہے" :altaf



".....ہیلو پولیس سٹیشن"

from_da_lost_dim3nsion
24th June 2008, 10:03
nahinnnnnnnnnnnnn,yahn nahin ho saktaaaaaaaaaaaa

from_da_lost_dim3nsion
24th June 2008, 10:04
an 40 yr old hero wearing a waist 40 pants comming back home shouting "maannnnnnn main matrik pass ker lya maan "

Momo
24th June 2008, 10:58
Kisne diye ye jhumke, kahaan se aaye ye jhumke?

Momo
24th June 2008, 11:00
Tumhein is nazar se kabhi dekha naheen
and/or
Hum hamesha acche dost rahen ge

Logic
12th February 2010, 14:53
In most of Wahid Murad/Shahid era movies, whenever hero saved heroine from death/Goons/embarresment etc....

Heroine : main aap ka kiasay Shukria ada karoon :23:

Hero: Yeh to mera farz tha :38:

Looney
13th February 2010, 01:32
Bachaaaaaaaaaaaaaoo :akhtar :afridi :asif

Salazar
13th February 2010, 02:26
Bashhheeeeeer, O Basheeerrrr, idher aaa!

Salazar
13th February 2010, 02:28
P-Pa-Pa-Pay-Paaaayalllll - :shahrukh



Nahinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! (seems to go on forever)

saj001
13th February 2010, 12:37
Oi Gujjara Tou Athay a Mai Tannu Chadda Gai nahii

ehjaz
13th February 2010, 18:52
oxrvzxpysJM

d0gers
14th February 2010, 23:58
Oi Gujjara Tou Athay a Mai Tannu Chadda Gai nahiilanguage fail.

sanakazmi
28th March 2010, 19:43
Doctor/nurse to the relatives after an operation: "I'm sorry."

AZ
28th March 2010, 19:47
Doctor/nurse to the relatives after an operation: "I'm sorry."

yes, that's a very common Urdu phrase.

sanakazmi
28th March 2010, 22:13
yes, that's a very common Urdu phrase.

It is very common in Urdu films. :P

saeed-sohail
5th April 2010, 02:19
Inspector sahab griftaar karlo isse.

saeed-sohail
5th April 2010, 02:21
Kaajal tu bhaaag,bhaaag Kaajal main kehta hoon tu bhaaag.

UP
11th April 2010, 07:48
Mere paas maa hai.

Afridi_Fan
14th April 2010, 00:19
Kitney Aadmi They?

Afridi_Fan
14th April 2010, 00:20
Kaajal tu bhaaag,bhaaag Kaajal main kehta hoon tu bhaaag.


Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Its karan tu Bhaag, not Kaajal.

From movie Karan Arjun, when Shah Rukh Khan is shouting at Salman Khan.

AZ
14th April 2010, 00:21
Khudi ko kar buland itna ke har taqder se pehle
Khuda bande se ye pooche bata teri raza kia hai

moumotta
14th April 2010, 01:02
Iss kaminey ke khoon se apne haath gande mat kar, mere bachche.

Stewie
14th April 2010, 19:53
the most popular, absurd and embarassing of them all in particular if you are a late 70s and 80s child and watches this with your family around
"mein tumharey bacheyki maan baney wali hoon"

Another stupid one "Driver gaari nikalo"

A 40 year old Pakistani hero with a tond and wig covered head "maan mein matric mein paas ho gaya"


I hate indian and pakistani films.. totally disgust me. so glad I dont have to put up with that crap anymore. as a kid growing up, that was the only form of entertainment for my family (pre cable era)

Now things have changed and even on pakistani tv they show crap my parents would have never watched in front of me.

times are a changing!

saeed-sohail
16th April 2010, 00:51
bhaag jaaon ga main dunya ki koi police mujhe nahin rok sakti, hey hey hey hey heeeeeeyyyyyyyy hohoho

dhump
19th April 2010, 11:40
some giggling by girls and then in chorus " barat agaye barat agaye hehehehehhehe (some more giggling)

ace4rmspace
20th April 2010, 14:13
My favorite dialogue is:

"Risthey mein hum tumhaarey baap lagtey hain ... naam hai Shahenshah!"

Not many dialogues can even come close to the coolness of the aforementioned statement.

AZ
20th April 2010, 15:59
My favorite dialogue is:

"Risthey mein hum tumhaarey baap lagtey hain ... naam hai Shahenshah!"

Not many dialogues can even come close to the coolness of the aforementioned statement.

it was on on TV yesterday :D

ace4rmspace
20th April 2010, 16:28
it was on on TV yesterday :D

And it should be, just that dialogue, on a continuous loop, forever! It's the least humanity can do to begin to appreciate the uber-awesomeness of that legendary string of words.

saeed-sohail
21st April 2010, 15:10
Jawad ji apse aik sherde ka matlab poonchna hai.

insaaniyat
24th April 2010, 06:33
Jawad ji apse aik sherde ka matlab poonchna hai.

Butt Saheb, jo log machliyon kaa shikaar karte hain, woh apne fan se daraa nahee karte...:))

saeed-sohail
26th April 2010, 02:13
Butt Saheb, jo log machliyon kaa shikaar karte hain, woh apne fan se daraa nahee karte...:))
yaar kis film ka dialogue hai yeh? :yk

AZ
26th April 2010, 07:45
Machliyon ka Baadshah, starring Younis Khan and Reema.

saeed-sohail
26th April 2010, 13:30
Machliyon ka Baadshah, starring Younis Khan and Reema.
How dare you.Dekh loonga.

insaaniyat
27th April 2010, 03:37
Machliyon ka Baadshah, starring Younis Khan and Reema.
:)))

Tapori
17th May 2010, 06:50
Evey kid was called "Bunty" or "Pinky"

and any manly character;

Maa ka doodh peeya hai/maa ki aulad hai, toh bhar nikkal...!

pak-fan
21st September 2010, 21:57
Machliyon ka Baadshah, starring Younis Khan and Reema.


How dare you.Dekh loonga.

villain: :afridi

pak-fan
26th September 2010, 12:05
oxy's favourite urdu dialogue
"yeh shadi nahi ho sakti":))) :)))

saeed-sohail
27th September 2010, 20:16
Pyar se deta hoon rakh lo warna thappar maar ke doon ga.
Sahab ji thappar se darr nahin lagta pyar se lagta hai.

AZ
27th September 2010, 22:27
chal bey, Makhhi :P

DHONI183
28th September 2010, 10:45
"Kaanoon ko appne haath mein leney ki koshsish matt karo"

:P:D;-)

Sitges
3rd October 2010, 19:36
Although the thread is about urdu but I would like to share my favourite punjabi one, its from Kaido in Heer Ranjha. "akhojeh teh akhaanh choonh surma kad laindeh neh, kuree kadnanh kerah aoukha kam hae"

Kamranaazam
5th October 2010, 14:17
Ausee phir ro rahe hein

Radiance Of Australis
6th October 2010, 00:48
"Mai tumharay bina jee nahi sakta" :facepalm:
"Bees saal se mai chayn ki neend nahi so paayi" (exaggeration much?)
"Yahan se chalay jao! aur wapis yahan nahin lautna!" 0.0

saj001
6th October 2010, 00:57
Oi Gujraa Athay aa!! Ajj mai tanu nahi chada gaa

Sultan rai ishtyle

saj001
6th October 2010, 01:10
Hum app ke hain kaun..
Ye appka rumaal ..pechay gira huwa tha
Mai tumhar pasand karta/karti hu (over rated words)

Maula Jutt
25th October 2010, 15:37
Qanoon andha hota hai (followed by a shot of a white blindfolded statue with a taraazu in her hand).

Radiance Of Australis
26th October 2010, 12:23
Hum app ke hain kaun..
Ye appka rumaal ..pechay gira huwa tha
Mai tumhar pasand karta/karti hu (over rated words)

:))

blinding light
1st December 2010, 11:05
" Nawa agaya hay, te cha gaya hay thaa ker key! " (or sth like that..)

:)))

Maula Jutt
1st December 2010, 19:48
"Mein tumhare bachay ki maa bannay wali hun".

*thunder in the background, even if it's sunny outside*


Another common one:

"Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

Suresh Iyer
9th April 2011, 10:25
Tumhari maa hamare kabze mein hai

( a dialogue by Bollywood villain Ajit in a 70's movie)

NJamal
9th April 2011, 11:36
20 saal say marey dil may aag lagi howe hay

NJamal
23rd April 2011, 07:26
Khabardaar Helnay ki koshish mat karna warna boon kay rak doun gaa

Suresh Iyer
28th April 2011, 08:07
"It's a detachment of the retina" -- an eye doctor proclaims his diagnosis in English before operating on the blind Bollywood hero...

Another diagnosis that was popular in the 70's (Anand starring Rajesh Khanna and Amitabh B): Lympho-psychoma of the liver

Pk-zindabaad
29th April 2011, 18:50
Chak LO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(villain saying to his gang to kidnap the heroin) :)))

PakPrince
29th April 2011, 19:02
maa mein nay BA pass kar liya hey maa. Mujhay naukri mill jaye gi na maa

sirf do lafz seekhay... woh bhi ultay

Ummer Khan
19th May 2011, 07:18
Nothing can beat this.

"kutay kaminnay main tera khoon pee jaoonge"

DHONI183
19th May 2011, 12:40
Nothing can beat this.

"kutay kaminnay main tera khoon pee jaoonge"

Thatīs more of a Dharmendra special from 1970s of Bollywood.

Ummer Khan
19th May 2011, 15:53
Nothing can beat this.

"kutay kaminnay main tera khoon pee jaoonge"


Thatīs more of a Dharmendra special from 1970s of Bollywood.


DHARMENDRA and jaoonge:13:

Prince_Pathan
19th May 2011, 16:12
i forget wat movie it was but the villian was shafqat cheema
and he kept saying the same thing over and over again

main apni baap ki bohat hi (k u t t i) aulad hoon

loved it

DHONI183
19th May 2011, 19:10
DHARMENDRA and jaoonge:13:

Sorry for mis-reading it:boom:. I thought it was "Jaoonga":22:........

Ummer Khan
20th May 2011, 05:43
Sorry for mis-reading it:boom:. I thought it was "Jaoonga":22:........

hota hai bhai, jab haathon mein trophy aur sar ganja ho....to aise baatein jayez hain;-)

DHONI183
20th May 2011, 10:58
hota hai bhai, jab haathon mein trophy aur sar ganja ho....to aise baatein jayez hain;-)

Gem:))!!!!

Looney
21st May 2011, 05:28
main kahaN hooN :zoni

Looney
25th May 2011, 21:33
Aray pagli , yeh tou khushi ke aaNsoo haiN re

Raaabutt :butt :ibutt


I love 70s Bollywood movies

Murakh
8th November 2012, 16:39
"futte mohabbat ki hai maine geeta se."

"jinke ghar shishe ke hote hai na,

woh basement me kapde badalte hai"

Murakh
8th November 2012, 16:40
prem naam hai mera prem chopra

Murakh
8th November 2012, 16:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx3sAAR4kCU