OT: Welshman cuts off his testicles after Wales beat England

[Oxy]

http://www.smh.com.au/news/Unusual-Tales/Rugby-fan-cuts-off-testicles-to-celebrate-win/2005/02/08/1107625187885.html?oneclick=true

A Welsh rugby fan has reportedly cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby.

Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off", the Daily Mirror reported today.

Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 metres back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in a seriously ill condition, the paper said. Police told the paper he had a history of mental problems.

Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win in 12 years.

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Lets not go and make any silly bets with our mates over the Pak - Ind series!

[Gasherbrum]

he's ... lost his marbles !!!

[Oxy]

Like most Welshman, I just cheered when Wales one.

Not once was I tempted to sever my balls....

[waquas_uk]

lol what an idiot well most indians do comit suicide wen they loose 2 pak

[Gasherbrum]

so when the coach asks him if he'd like to have a bowl, he won't be able to say i already have a couple thank you very much ??

[Abdul Qadir 236]

pagal hai

[Shayan]

thats not passion for the game, thats lunacy.

[Geordie Ahmed]

I always thought the welsh had a few screws loose :-D

[Oxy]

Waqs...actually in India, its illegal t o 'knee someone in the balls' and if you do, and kill someone, you could be charged with Murder 1!

[waquas_uk]

india most r crazy

[entralinks]

I always thought the welsh had a few screws loose :-D

... but at least they tried to tighten it, even if it was with a knife.

[Geordie Ahmed]

one thing though the guy had some balls to stay true to his bet :-D :-D

[Oxy]

...when he took his 'severed pouch' back to the pub, the regular grabbed them, put them in a glass of ice and took him to the hospital, and he ended up having emergency plastic surgery to sew them back on.

What a waste of hospital resources. They should have stitched him up and popped his balls in a bag and sent him home.

[entralinks]

Gordie, he was mentally psychotically pathetically historically medically systematically brain-crackically dramatically insanically absolutically bloodically weirdically lunatically whackically fanatically nonsensically and twatically mad. So stop praising his ballfullness. |-K

[Oxy]

Thats just what I was about to say entra!

[Saqlain_doosra]

I hope Oxy's not next if Wales beating England in cricket

[entralinks]

SD, what would you do for living if he actually does decide to cut you off?

[sajjad]

forget the psycho babble

i think he just drank a few too many

[nadeem]

i bet he doesnt have the balls to do it again :-D

[Gasherbrum]

i bet he doesnt have the balls to do it again :-D

buhaha
i don't think you would want to use the words 'bet" and "balls" around this guy anymore ...

[entralinks]

:oD

[Gasherbrum]

entra doesn't even need a knife ... |-G

[entralinks]

Yes I have perfected the art of using Gasherbrum's razor sharp canines ... :?d

[Gasherbrum]

so kids, always use Macleans tooth paste. You never know when you'll need your strong, sharp teeth ...

[entralinks]

:oD :oD

From cleaning teeth I recall, I've heard recently some doctors or scientists have suggested that not cleaning teeth is better, the more you clean them the weaker they get. I just can't believe their U-Turns. Have you heard anything about this?

[Bailan]

As much of an idiot he may be ...

mad props to him for keeping his word though, i wish ppl took their promises this seriously ...

Bloody hell. Crazy Welshman

[Officer Barbrady]

Amazingly I just saw something somewhat related.

Caution: may gross you out.


BBC Thursday, 10 February, 2005, 15:13 GMT


Woman jailed for testicle attack


A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

I read that earlier. Crazy *****.

[Oxy]

You would think that they would be designed as 'tug-proof'?

:oD

[Officer Barbrady]

:oD

[MIG]

Naheeeeeeennnnnn!!!!!! This is painful to even read, let alone imagine.....

[Awesome Anjum]

:oD