Predict Younis Khans remarks in the closing ceremonies

[MIG]

Here are some ideas for YK - best to be prepared :

(smile is prerequisite for all these remarks)

1. We played like Tigers, they played Like Velociraptors

2. We were rusty as we havent played test matches ever in our lives and this is the first time we saw a cricket bat - and btw, is that red thing a cricket ball?

3. Umer Gul was given new size 100 shoes - that explains his no balls

4. Fawad Alam was suffering from mental injuries which is why we couldnt bowl him - but hey, he has a great future, starting from the year 2060 onwards.

5. Malik played like a Cheetah and Yousaf played like a Murgha

6. Misbah will come good in the next 10 years

7. We only had a few bad sessions, unfortunately those were the crucial ones

8. Cricket is a fun game, its for funny people and people who play it like us are jokers.

9. Look we are T20 Champions and you get lows and lows in your life, unfortunately, this is a new low

10. MIG is an idiot and should be banned from Pakpassion :D

:ibutt

[Big Mac]

oh man, choking at #1

[TaZ]

I like 10

[Amjid Javed]

Defo number 10.

I think Rustyiness will be used as an excuse and he will probably say the team his hoping to perform well in ODI series.

[Muhammad]

11. Actually we were missing Salman Butt in this game

12. Actually we had some other plans for the last hour, but Sanga wanted to go home so we agreed to call off the game

[DHONI183]

Most likely the number seven.

[spectator]

1. test cricket is fun cricket. just like wwf (ideat doesnt know that wwf doesnt exist anymore, its wwe)

2. i cant do anything more with this team

3. test cricket is entertainment an like a bollywood movie

[Muhammad]

When asked about the performances of the youngsters in the team

13) Actually I'm happy that Malik has taken his chance, he's still youngster and we have some plans for him to become a great batsman for the Pakistan.

[TaZ]

I think Younus should say "even Malik got a hundred, what does that tell you about how flat the wicket was". Would be awesome.

[Omar Malik]

:yk You know, you know, you know :yk

[Big Mac]

1. test cricket is fun cricket. just like wwf (ideat doesnt know that wwf doesnt exist anymore, its wwe)


Err, he wasn't talking about wrestling. He was talking about WWF which is like Pakistani cricket in that it's concerned with endangered species

e.g Pakistani's that can bat or field.

[Khabri420]

Given how fast he talks, I don't think its even possible to understand what he would have said

[spectator]

Err, he wasn't talking about wrestling. He was talking about WWF which is like Pakistani cricket in that it's concerned with endangered species



:))) :)))

[ahmed16]

11. Obviously....I batted well.

[ahmed16]

12. Ive lost all hope of Fawad Alam the bowler after he got hit 15 in an over by Kallis

[moz]

:yk You know, you know, you know :yk

The boys, the boys, the boys....

I like Younis though

[Juggernaut]

No. 10

[moumotta]

Younis: "They built good partnerships and Sangakkara played really well. But it's not too bad. We created chances in this series but the collapses cost us badly. The balls get soft very quick and the wicket slowed down quite a bit today. We just need to go and hang in there and learn to finish games. We have a good ODI team, with a couple of good allrounders, and hopefully some of the players can carry their good form from this Test into the ODI series."

The balls :)))

[pak-admirer]

MIG, very clever and funny thread. It reminds of a previous similar thread - 'Intros What Do They Really Mean' for the T20 World Cup.

Good Stuff.

[StumpMic]

Younis: "They built good partnerships and Sangakkara played really well. But it's not too bad. We created chances in this series but the collapses cost us badly. The balls get soft very quick and the wicket slowed down quite a bit today. We just need to go and hang in there and learn to finish games. We have a good ODI team, with a couple of good allrounders, and hopefully some of the players can carry their good form from this Test into the ODI series."

The balls :)))


Why is that funny? Have you seen the number of times the ball was changed in this series? It was like every other over.

[Imran_m]

YOUNIS: "Due to the lack of test cricket we had forgotten the number of days which complete a test match, due to myself reading a article on pakpassion about the introduction of 6 day test matches in the subcontinent we thought we had another day available. Well just a human error nothing else". :yk

[sohaibsyed]

:yk You know, you know, you know :yk


LOL haha

I love how he is always smiling

[SAM'S]

same old blame game instead of taking responsibility of the loss

[waqar_ahmad]

MIG

I always thought you were smarter than this. The guy's first full test series, and you are actually making fun of what he MIGHT say?

Even malik was given more time that this, before the knives came out.

[Gollum]

4. Fawad Alam was suffering from mental injuries which is why we couldnt bowl him - but hey, he has a great future, starting from the year 2060 onwards.


Yeah, he suffered his mental injury when I made the brilliant move of giving him his first over in the semi-finals of the T20 WC!

[Muzy]

Mig bhai i laughed so much reading your post top stuff!!! tis so trueeeee hahahah

yk always says this too '..... you know its always about the partnerships, we had a partnership they had a better partnership but you see its the main thing having partnerships.....' the AMOUNT of times he says partnerships is unbelievable hahaha

[Kean0]

Boys played well but we lost. It was fun.

[12thMan]

In the captain's corner last weekend (before the 3rd test) he said something like "agar is tarha harain gai to logon ko ghusa to aaiga. team ko fight dikhani chaiye ..."

In Press conference - he will increase his speaking spead to 85-88 range instead of regular 80

[MIG]

MIG

I always thought you were smarter than this. The guy's first full test series, and you are actually making fun of what he MIGHT say?

Even malik was given more time that this, before the knives came out.


Malik was ridiculed in the same way.

Its nothing personal yaar - just venting my disappointment. Apologies if its in poor taste.

[abc_to_xyz]

It was FUN (Losing series convincingly)!

Boys did very well (To draw meaningless match).

We were out played by SLs (and we are going to do nothing about it - lol)!

Bowlers didn't grab any wickets, thats why we lost (it was Chacha cricket's Job)

This team need time (5-8 years - when all players will retire)

[Disco_Lemonade]

"...actually everyone knows we are slow starters.. this time the ending was slow (and painful) too"

[moumotta]

Why is that funny? Have you seen the number of times the ball was changed in this series? It was like every other over.

Its just that reading the highlighted sentences conjured a vision of soft low hanging balls.

[waqar_ahmad]

Malik was ridiculed in the same way.

Its nothing personal yaar - just venting my disappointment. Apologies if its in poor taste.
Two things:

1. I distinctly remember most posters, including me saying that even though malik's captaincy wasnt up to the mark, he is still in the learning phase.

2. Maliks' captaincy was poor from the start. His field placings, defensive tactics, etc. were criticized, even though not form the very first series.

YK's captaincy wasnt bad, it was the middle order that failed consistantly

So, malik was allowed a lot of wiggle room than YK, even though YK is clearly a much better captain.

[Big Mac]

Nah, his captaincy was depressingly unimaginative on the last day

[waqar_ahmad]

It was a dead pitch. A pitch on which the likes of malik and misbah scored runs has to be dead. YK could not have done much

[Big Mac]

It was a dead pitch. A pitch on which the likes of malik and misbah scored runs has to be dead. YK could not have done much

So he gave up after one session and started playing for the draw? What a wonderful mindset for our captain to have.

[MIG]

YK should not be above criticism - he has made a few mistakes and will undoubtedly make more. Question is whether he will make the same mistake again or not.

Just because Malik, in your opinion, was allowed more legroom doesnt automatically immunize YK to criticism as well

[Big Mac]

I don't buy the "Malik was given more time" nonsense because before he had captained a single game there were people already sticking the boot into him for supposedly being nothing more than a "puppet" for the PCB administration

[waqar_ahmad]

YK should not be above criticism - he has made a few mistakes and will undoubtedly make more. Question is whether he will make the same mistake again or not.

Just because Malik, in your opinion, was allowed more legroom doesnt automatically immunize YK to criticism as well
Not saying YK is above criticism. But, we did not lose the matches coz of his captaincy. We lost them coz of the 2 greats in the middle order.

IN case of malik, we actually lost games coz of his captaincy and defensive approach

[waqar_ahmad]

I don't buy the "Malik was given more time" nonsense because before he had captained a single game there were people already sticking the boot into him for supposedly being nothing more than a "puppet" for the PCB administration
were you doing it?

[Big Mac]

were you doing it?

Doubt it, took a complete break from PP for a while because Pakistan becoming increasingly marginalised as a cricketing nation combined with so many people chatting nonsense on here and was going to drive me insane. Only so many times you can read the same recycled opinions that are driven purely by a posters agenda rather than any facts before you lose the will to live so I doubt I made too many posts during that time.


Not saying YK is above criticism. But, we did not lose the matches coz of his captaincy. We lost them coz of the 2 greats in the middle order.

True, we were just in a position where we believed that Sri Lanka were going to smash the record for the highest ever run chase in tests and do it comfortably in a match that we should have won.

[waqar_ahmad]

Doubt it, took a complete break from PP for a while because Pakistan becoming increasingly marginalised as a cricketing nation combined with so many people chatting nonsense on here and was going to drive me insane. Only so many times you can read the same recycled opinions that are driven purely by a posters agenda rather than any facts before you lose the will to live so I doubt I made too many posts during that time.

Well there you go then. If you were smart enough not to get on the bash malik bandwagon after his first test series, then why do it with YK's first series?

And once again, YK's captaincy skills are many times better than malik. We should have won all the 3 tests. And it was not his fault that we didnt. I dont think I need to revisit that.




True, we were just in a position where we believed that Sri Lanka were going to smash the record for the highest ever run chase in tests and do it comfortably in a match that we should have won.

The pitch was dead. True, we had a better chance, but still, with Gul out of sorts, and the spinners not doing much, it wasnt easy.

Not saying that YK's captaincy was perfect, but other factors didn tmake it easy

[Big Mac]

Well there you go then. If you were smart enough not to get on the bash malik bandwagon after his first test series, then why do it with YK's first series?



Since when is pointing out his glaringly obvious mistakes, of which he made a few, getting on the anti-Younis bandwagon?

Last time I checked I hadn't called for him to be sacked or dropped.

[waqar_ahmad]

Since when is pointing out his glaringly obvious mistakes, of which he made a few, getting on the anti-Younis bandwagon?

Last time I checked I hadn't called for him to be sacked or dropped.
My comments were regarding your agreement on the OP.

[nikred]

87) No, I disagree. I still think Sixth Sense had a more unbelievable twist and a shocking end.

[Big Mac]

My comments were regarding your agreement on the OP.

Huh?

[waqar_ahmad]

Huh?
I meant you were agreeing with the OP, and I wasnt. My response was regarding that

[161]

Here are some ideas for YK - best to be prepared :

(smile is prerequisite for all these remarks)

1. We played like Tigers, they played Like Velociraptors

2. We were rusty as we havent played test matches ever in our lives and this is the first time we saw a cricket bat - and btw, is that red thing a cricket ball?

3. Umer Gul was given new size 100 shoes - that explains his no balls

4. Fawad Alam was suffering from mental injuries which is why we couldnt bowl him - but hey, he has a great future, starting from the year 2060 onwards.

5. Malik played like a Cheetah and Yousaf played like a Murgha

6. Misbah will come good in the next 10 years

7. We only had a few bad sessions, unfortunately those were the crucial ones

8. Cricket is a fun game, its for funny people and people who play it like us are jokers.

9. Look we are T20 Champions and you get lows and lows in your life, unfortunately, this is a new low

10. MIG is an idiot and should be banned from Pakpassion :D

:ibutt

:)))

11. The loss was disappointing but on a positive note we uncovered an amazing new fast bowler- myself :yk !

[MIG]

:)))

11. The loss was disappointing but on a positive note we uncovered an amazing new fast bowler- myself :yk !


Jokes apart - I do think YK will be devastating in seaming conditions ( say next tour of England) - I just dont want this to effect his batting which is more important to me.

[waqar_ahmad]

Jokes apart - I do think YK will be devastating in seaming conditions ( say next tour of England) - I just dont want this to effect his batting which is more important to me.
Well, he was getting consistent outswing. And his seam position was picture perfect, not even a slight wobble.

I think he needs to coach Gul.

[12thMan]

Because he also bowls leg spin

[pak4life]

The boys were rusty we have to adjust from test cricket it will take us five games ;-)