New Rules for Time Pass

[ziggy]

Can the mods please make it mandotary that every day there should be at least one inane funny thread, time pass used to be fun, lots of witty posters, amusing threads and arguments, i used to spend my whole working day on time pass...now i have to work

[Cartman]

sab umreeka kara raha hai!

[ziggy]

And no one cares about my long suffering campaign to find a suitable hair gel since the demise of my favourite gel, i scare myself when i look in the mirror, bush and blair need to get their act together and pump some more money into hair care products for men research programme

[Cartman]

have you seen "there is something about mary" ziggy?

[ziggy]

Say what you like Cartman..the hair stayed up..anyways the makers of my gel 'charles worthington' have promised a replacement range very soon, till then i'm staying hidden away and mourning my loss..i blame the demise of my gel on bush...that eevil country..he just cant stand to see a good looking brown muslim guy with a cool hairstyle

[Cartman]

Are you trying to pick on my President, you &^%$#@?

[ziggy]

You be careful there young man or i will send my suicide bombers over to your place...only problem is they are a tad concerned about the whole dying thing..anyways how do you explain the demise of my gel if it wasnt bush? look the facts...i'm a muslim, i had cool hair, now i dont, bush is an amreekan so he took my gel out, he knows that i wont leave home without cool hair hence unable to fight against his evil plans..perfect logic

[Cartman]

oh ok..... carry on then...













that son of a Bush!!!!! I hope next time he chokes on something bigger than a pretzel!

[ziggy]

I think he really is just peeved because we have better hairstyles..i mean look at tony he used to have a decent hairdo and he was ok, now that he's balding he's gone and joined amreeka

[ziggy]

Someone told me that water mixed with sugar makes a good hair gel..anyone know if thats true?

[Has]

Try baking soda

[ziggy]

Baking Soda? are you sure? so what do i do with it, stick my head in the oven and wait for 20 minutes or something?

[Has]

start with some baking soda, and then after 15 minutes add come yeast

[Has]

stir for 5 minutes and bobs your uncle, or clive if you like

[MIG]

Baking Soda? are you sure? so what do i do with it, stick my head in the oven and wait for 20 minutes or something?

I am now scanning the web for headlines like:

"Manic forummer suffers serious hairloss due to sticking head in oven - with baking soda"

Let me know when done....

[ziggy]

Hey mig...dont be so harsh..this could be the start of a new dish..crispy fried hair in a bun..anyways i've just realised that the reason people avoid me these days has nothing to do with my scary hair, apparently one should take a bath once in a while and not just on feb 29th

[Cartman]

ziggy please refer to the "Ghusl" thread... You should be one of their favorites for saving all that water in the last half a century of your existence.

[Amir_rulez]

lol. funny

[Kashif]

How's your cousin zippy from Rainbow? He never had any hair.