Poetry by Faraz

[Looney]

no not ahmed faraz..this genius is known as faraz kanlonji :afridi

1) Faraz tumhare jaane se dil bohot rota hai
Upar Pankha chaltah hai neeche munna sota hai

2) Woh humai'n bewafa kehte hain to kehte rahai'n Faraz
Ammi kehti hai'n jo kehta hai , woh khud hota hai

3) Mujhse milte hai'n log mere ikhlaq ki wajah se Faraz
Hor mere koi samose te nai mashoor !

4) Itna sun kar hi hamara dil tut gaya Faraz
The number you have dialed is busy on another call

5) Laila ki shaadi mai'n lafrha ho gaya
Itna nacha Faraz ke langrha ho gaya

6) Dar Dar phirte hai'n hum ghum-e-ishq ke maare
Sufi soap ke lashkare jagmag kapray saare

7) Woh kehta tha taali dono'n haath'on se bajti hai Faraz
Chamaat maar ke maine aik haath se baja daali saale ki :)))

8) Aik nafrat hi nahi dunia mai'n dard ka sabab Faraz
Suna hai injection ki sui bhi bohot dard deti hai

9) Us ne mujhe raat ko akele jungle mai'n chor dia Faraz
yeh keh kar ke pyaar kia to darna kia?

10) Faraz ki shaadi mai'n huwe itne phool nichawar
Cameraman Faraz ke saath Geo News Peshawar :))

11) Aik hi saf main khare hogaye Mahmood-o-Ayaaz
Aur un ki jootiyaan le ke bhaag gaya Faraz

12) Zalalat aur gaalio'n ka nishana sirf tum hi nahi Faraz
Suna hai is zamane mai'n koi Zardari bhi hai :Zardari

13) Hamari to kismet hi aisi hai Faraz
Ke zamee'n mili to banjar aur dost mile to kanjar

14) Ab to dar lagta hai kholne se bhi daraaz
ke us mai'n se bhi nikal na aye Faraz

15) Mai'n jis ki khatir dosti ki har aik had se guzar gaya hoon Faraz
Woh ab bhi mujhse kehti hai sach batao mera number kahan se mila :malik

[Momo]

Faraz ki shaadi mai'n huwe itne phool nichawar
Cameraman Faraz ke saath Geo News Peshawar
:))) :))) :)))

Priceless!

[Disco_Lemonade]

Maroof Sainsdaan janab Mohammad Asif charsi ke mutabiq,

Apni mehbuba k pas ur k pohanch jao faraz
Lagao charas ka sutta or bun jao Jahaz

:asif

Aur Allama Shoaib Malik ne arz kiya hai key..

Dur Dur phirta hoon Ghum-e-Ishq ke maaray
Lado soap k lashkaray jug mug kaprey saaray

:malik

[ace4rmspace]

Woh humai'n bewafa kehte hain to kehte rahai'n Faraz
Ammi kehti hai'n jo kehta hai , woh khud hota hai



This made me chuckle ... hard!

[Arsh_afridi]

Us ne mujhe yeh keh kar bike se utar dia Faraz
Double sawari pe pabandi hai tu padal aa

[Arsh_afridi]

Is se bara zulm aur kia hota Faraz

koi bathroom ke loty main tezab dal gaya .......

[Arsh_afridi]

Itne KHUDDAR they Hum ke kabhi college nahin jate they Faraz
Bachiyo ke Zauq-e-DEEDAR ne mujhe regular bana diya.

[Arsh_afridi]

Faraz in Examination:

Yeh soch k raakh diya Faraz nay apna Pen
Mazlomo ka Sathi hai Altaf Hussain

[Arsh_afridi]

Paper Acha Nahi hua tou kia Hua Faraz,,,,,,,,


Hont Ghuma Seeti Baja Seeti Baja k bol bhayia Aal IZZ WeLL.......

[Arsh_afridi]

Khushi ke lamhey kis qadar mukhtasar hotey hain Faraz
Abhi bachi online hui he thi ke light chali gayi.

[Arsh_afridi]

Kon kahta hai 80 aur 90 170 hote hain Faraz!!
Akar bakar bomby bo 80,90 poore 100!





SUTTA maar k paan waley se jo mangi DIND DONG FARAZ..
WO BOLA
"kertay hain jo kam wrong un k liy nahi hai DING DONG





Nwaz shrif or zardari bythy hain naraz
Q k sherry rehman ko date py ly gya hai FARAZ

[Arsh_afridi]

Meri Khaali Jaib ko Meri Ghareebi Na Samajh Faraz....

Agar Khauf-e-Khuda Na Hota To Main Bhi MONCHHON WALA KUTTA HOTA. :Zardari

[Arsh_afridi]

Ye keh kar India ne Pakistan ka pani khol diya Faraz
Ke hum larki ke susraal ka pani nahin peetey :malik

[Arsh_afridi]

Faraz ki ho gai theek thaak mar peetai
Kyu k Rally thi Jamat ki aur woh keh raha tha
Altaf Bhai Altaf bhai



Us waqt meri haalat dekh kar aasman bhi ro para Faraz
Jab bachiyon ke numbers se bhari hui sim gum hogayi.

[Arsh_afridi]

Not Faraz but Wasi Shah has smoething to say about the Match:

Final to hum kab ka jeet jatay wasi
agar Gul hota to karta Hussey ko Khassy

[DHONI183]

Priceless:))!!!! Never heard about this guy before:13:....... Keep them coming, please:19:!

[pakcricketfan]

* Ab in bikhray huay kaghazon mein kya dhoondtay ho Faraz,
Woh jis mein tumhari tasweer this us mein koi pakoray lay gaya!



* Mainay kahak pyaar mein kuch bhi kar sakta hoon Faraz,
Us ne muskura k kaha "is bar hamara bijli ka bill tum dena"

[Momo]

Brothers: By all means keep the sher coming but make sure they are not obscene. A number of posts were removed because of that reason.

[pak-fan]

faraz in chinese
chang sho shoi,ting pong ching pou,FARAZ
shun ching chee toi toi,chubi soyee oe oe

[Looney]

Faraz in Examination:

Yeh soch k raakh diya Faraz nay apna Pen
Mazlomo ka Sathi hai Altaf Hussain

Khushi ke lamhey kis qadar mukhtasar hotey hain Faraz
Abhi bachi online hui he thi ke light chali gayi.



SUTTA maar k paan waley se jo mangi DIND DONG FARAZ..
WO BOLA
"kertay hain jo kam wrong un k liy nahi hai DING DONG





Nwaz shrif or zardari bythy hain naraz
Q k sherry rehman ko date py ly gya hai FARAZ

Meri Khaali Jaib ko Meri Ghareebi Na Samajh Faraz....

Agar Khauf-e-Khuda Na Hota To Main Bhi MONCHHON WALA KUTTA HOTA. :Zardari

Faraz ki ho gai theek thaak mar peetai
Kyu k Rally thi Jamat ki aur woh keh raha tha
Altaf Bhai Altaf bhai



Us waqt meri haalat dekh kar aasman bhi ro para Faraz
Jab bachiyon ke numbers se bhari hui sim gum hogayi.

:))):))):))):)))

[Looney]

In baarisho'n se keh do mere aangan mai'n yoo'n na barsa karai'n Faraz
Ke mere China ki chappalai'n keechar main phisla karti hain

Hotay hain duniya main har jagah bohot se haadsay
Thanday meethay faalsay thanday meethay faalsay

Faraz Ghurbat Se Tang Aa Kar Daku Ban Gaya.
Daketi Karne Bank Gaya Aur Kaha:

Arz Hai
Taqdeer Main Jo Hai Wohi Milega.
HandsUp, Apni Jaga Se Koi Nahi Hilega.

Woh joota sharma ke yeh kehta hua pehlay hi gir gaya faraz
Aakhir meri bhi kuch izzat hai nahi jana us monchon walay kutty ke pass

Baray zaalim hain teri gali ke bachay faraz
kuttay pechay laga ke kehtay hain
race saanson ki... race dardken ki

Yoo'n dil ki baat kehna mushkil hai Faraz
Is liye Zong lo aur sab keh do

Yeh kia tu safaid kurtay mai'n phir raha hai Faraz
Aj kaala jora pa sadi farmaish tay

[Arsh_afridi]

Faraz in Bengoli.



Mosli saawol ka moza tum kya zano foraz
kabi bonglades aao to pota chale.

[Rizwan25]

:)))

[DonJee]

Faraz In Waziristan!

Dagha Repeater zama fire da 32bora Faraza,
Laka Dushman Dagha ((Duzzz, Duzzz)) wala wai wai...

[Looney]

^^ what does that even mean ? :)))

[Maula Jutt]

Mujhe raat bhar yeh baat sonay nahi deti Faraz
Ke zindagi 4 din ki hai to test match 5 din ke kyun?

Shareef itnay thay ke kabhi kameez ke button tak nahi kholay Faraz
Magar is be-dard WAPDA ne to Nargis bana dia

Yeh keh kar abba ne ghar se nikal dia Faraz
Tu shaheen hai basera kar paharo'n ki chitaano mein

Laitay laitay aksar yeh sochta hun Faraz
Ke agar beth ke sochoo'n to kounsi maut aa jayegi

[Looney]

Mujhe raat bhar yeh baat sonay nahi deti Faraz
Ke zindagi 4 din ki hai to test match 5 din ke kyun?

Shareef itnay thay ke kabhi kameez ke button tak nahi kholay Faraz
Magar is be-dard WAPDA ne to Nargis bana dia

Yeh keh kar abba ne ghar se nikal dia Faraz
Tu shaheen hai basera kar paharo'n ki chitaano mein

Laitay laitay aksar yeh sochta hun Faraz
Ke agar beth ke sochoo'n to kounsi maut aa jayegi

:))) :))) :)))

The guy is a genius :))

[Looney]

Hum to England mai'n chanda jamaa kar rahe thay Faraz
Kambakhto'n ne matchfixing ka ilzaam laga dia

Chand bhi kia ajeeb cheez hai Faraz
Bachpan mai'n mamu aur jawani mai'n janu nazar aata hai

Us ne ek pal bhi meri masoomiat na dekhi Faraz
Bas bike roki aur mobile le ura

Iss dunia se agar tujhe Faraz mila hai agar koi ghum
To milao 090078601 Telefun .... Telefun ....

Faraz lamba hai safar door hai jaana...
O daanay pe daana danana o daanay pe daana...:-D:-D

Aap kia jaano kisi Cheez k kho jaane ka azaab kia hota hai,
Faraz...kabhi masjid se nangay paon aao tou pata chalay

Aray ab to Sri Lankan bhi kehne lage Pakistan se Faraz
Kamino'n aisa karo ge to kaun aaye ga ?

Faraz in Arabic

ZARDARI UN-hukmaara nun Azaabun fee insaana fasa dun FARAAAAAZ..
Aata-tunn
Bijli-sunn
Petrol-gumm
Bhum Bhum Damakatun
kuttun
kamenun...

[Maula Jutt]

^^ :))) :)))

[UP]

hum to england mai'n chanda jamaa kar rahe thay faraz
kambakhto'n ne matchfixing ka ilzaam laga dia

chand bhi kia ajeeb cheez hai faraz
bachpan mai'n mamu aur jawani mai'n janu nazar aata hai

us ne ek pal bhi meri masoomiat na dekhi faraz
bas bike roki aur mobile le ura

iss dunia se agar tujhe faraz mila hai agar koi ghum
to milao 090078601 telefun .... Telefun ....

Faraz lamba hai safar door hai jaana...
O daanay pe daana danana o daanay pe daana...:-d:-d

aap kia jaano kisi cheez k kho jaane ka azaab kia hota hai,
faraz...kabhi masjid se nangay paon aao tou pata chalay

aray ab to sri lankan bhi kehne lage pakistan se faraz
kamino'n aisa karo ge to kaun aaye ga ?

Faraz in arabic

zardari un-hukmaara nun azaabun fee insaana fasa dun faraaaaaz..
Aata-tunn
bijli-sunn
petrol-gumm
bhum bhum damakatun
kuttun
kamenun...
:))):))):))):))):))):)))

[kkmix]

:))):))):))):))) this is my favorite thread now, I love faraz Jokes.

Hum toh yun hi munna biscuit kha rahe the Faraz,
Aik larki humein bacha samajh ke pappi de gai Alaaadd,
ab toh har roz khaonga.

[kkmix]

Is se bara zulm aur kia hota Faraz

koi bathroom ke loty main tezab dal gaya .......

:))):))):))):))):))) ur killing me.

[kkmix]

aaj wo date par boht hans rahi thi FARAZ

Ussk jany k baad pata chala k meri zip khuli thi

[Looney]

good ones :)))

Hamari zindagi to andheron mien guzarti hai FARAZ
Wo or log hain jo U.P.S laga lete hain

Is qabar mein bhi humko sukoon ki neend naseeb nhi hui ''Faraz''
Roz farishtey aa k kehte han aaj koi naya shair ho jae.


Mai washroom mai baitha hoon "FARAZ"
Bijli ajaaye to MOTOR yad se chala daina :)))

apnay mehboob ki yaad mein petrol pump par Cigeret kya lagaya "FARAZ"
Mere tu dunia hi badal gai aik damaky k sath

Ab to dunyiya walon pe bilkul bharosa nahi karna ''Faraz''
Ek bewafa humko China ka Bakra keh kar Kutta Baich gaya.

aPne ghar ki aik aik cheez ginta hoon ''FARAZ''
ik tere aanay se pehle ik tere janey k baad.

Gham-e-Judaie mai bohat jaaam piye hon ge FARAZ
per 'sprite' bhujaiay payaas baqi sab bakwaaas

hum ne iss darr se video game khelna chor di "faraz"
bijli chali geyi tu token zaya ho jaye ga.

[Looney]

youn baarishon se dosti achi nahin "faraz"
ghar main pani bhar geya tu tera baap nikale ga..

Aur paish kerte hain Faraz kay baad Bush
Jutaa nhi laga tou kiya hua BUSH
jurrat thi jaawan ki sab huay Khush

Sirf ye keh kar us nay mujhe team say nikaal dia FARAZ
in pin safety pin in pin out,khelna hai tou khelo warna get out :))) :)))

Ye Zalzale yunhi Besabab Nahi aatey Faraz
Zarur Kahien par Pashtu Dance ho raha hoga :gul

Kaisy Mumkin Tha Kisi Or Waseelay Se Ilaaj Faraz…
Ishq Ka Rog Tha “Abba g de Chitar paey te araam aya” :wasim

faraz ke bad ab hazir e khidmat hai amjad islam amjad
amjad tere sharaf per kisi ko ho ga na shak
halki phulki bhok mai halka phulka TUC

[DHONI183]

Classical ones:)))!!!!

[Fawad_Bhai]

:))) :))) :)))

OMG this thread is hilariouss~~!!!!

[Looney]

Aankhon main shampoo chala bhi jaye Faraz!
Aansu to mere aaty he nahi.
Kyon k
JHONSON shampoo k bina to hum nahaty he nahi.

Apny chaman se Cigaratte la sako to lado Faraz!
Mere aashiyany k Rastay main koi Paan ka Cabin nahi hai. :)))

Dheeray dheeeray apna bana gaya koi...
Pyar ke suhaney sapne dikha gaya koi..
Ae ALLAH! Yeh pyar hi hai, Ya...
"Faraz" ko phir se Chuna laga gaya koi..!

Janta hoon ke nahi ho sakti Katreena meri Faraz magar phir bhi.....
Lab-e-Aati hai dua ban ke tamanna meri.....

Ye keh kar FARAZ ne.
larkiyon ko truck k neechey dey diya.... .. .
bachna ae haseenon lo main agaya.

[DHONI183]

Simply fabulous:)):))):19:!!!!

[kkmix]

Mai washroom mai baitha hoon "FARAZ"
Bijli ajaaye to MOTOR yad se chala daina :))).

:))):))):))):))) good one.

[Looney]

Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,
Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:
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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?

Humne to Paisay Eidi smjh k le liay Faraz
Zalimoun ne “MATCH FIXING” ka ilzam laga diya…


Main ne pucha mera Kafan kaisa ho ga “FARAZ
Kambakht Muskura k bola ”Lathy di chaadar utay saleti Rang mahiya”

Jis ko “FARAZ” ne chaha woh kisi or ki ho gayi
Loo daSso yaaro Pepsi aj se phir 70 ki ho gayi

Mahngai ki wja se EIDI 10 ki jga 5 rupe dene ka fesla kia tha hmne FARAZ,

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Bcho ne pocha
Kisne kha tha k eidi me bhi 5 rupe km kr do…:)

[DHONI183]

Faraz´s mesmerizing poetry continues:)):)))!!!!!

[kkmix]

Guysss, I want more Faraz Jokesss :yk

[DHONI183]

Guysss, I want more Faraz Jokesss :yk

I second that:19:!!!

[MRSN]

In badloon se dosti achi nahi Faraz
Kacha tera makaan hain kuch tu khayal ker

heard it from my friend:)

[Looney]

Yoo'n hi mera time pass hota hai Faraz
Urata hoon jab bana ke kaghaz ke jahaz

Us se milne ko dil bohot tarapta hai Faraz
Lekin dar lagta hai uske ghar ke kutte se

Urdu, Pashto or Chinese sher k baad ab Hindi sher
chintit hoon mein k is prem mein kitni dhurghatnayen hai Faraz!!!
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issi chinta ki vivastha liye mein suwargvasi ho chala

Hum to shugal laga rahe thay Faraz
Zardari to mind hi kar gaya :zardari

Tere Hathon Ke Taqaddus Ka Khayal Aata Hai FARAZ,
Warna Yassu-Panjoo Main To Hum Kabi Muaf Nahi Kiya Karte..

Tumhari Ik Nigah Se Qatal Hote Hain Log FARAZ,
Ik Baar Zardari Ko Bhi Dekh Lo Meharbani Hogi..!!

[Looney]

Aur Faraz ke baad paish hai'n Faraz ki behen Farzana
Inn Aansuon Sey Dosti Achi Nahi FARZANA,
Make Up Tera Mehanga Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar..

Ab Arbi Shair Arz Hai..
Anta Habbibi Mil Tarz Ahmal Al Ezate Afraq Ya FARAZ,
Aimonil Ahwab Al Sanam Vo Habbibi Haya Haya . . ! !

Iss Tanhai Main Bohat Dam Ghut Raha Hai FARAZ,
Na Jane Kon Bahar Se Bathroom Ki Kundi Laga Gaya

Teri berukhi ko main aaj tak nahin bhula paya…
Yeh is sal ka pehla sher hy jis mein FARAZ nahin aya..

Main Tou Urti Chiriya Ke Per Gin Leta Hoon FARAZ,
Kul Mila Kar Sirf 2 Hee Tou Hote Hain

Bathroom ki kundi bahar nai hoti faraz…
Na jane kis ne tujhe ullu banadiya

FARAZ Tu Ne Meri Mohabbat Meri Dolat Se Jaanchi..
Iqbal Jameel PTV News Karachi . . .

Ik Na Suni Meri Aah-o-Baka Us Sang DiL Ne FARAZ,
Ek Signal He Tora Tha Faqat, 500 Ka Chalan Kar Gaya…

Inn BudMaashon Se Dosti Achi Nahi FARAZ,
Abba Tera Molvi Hai, Kuch To Khayal Kar..

[kkmix]

Iss Tanhai Main Bohat Dam Ghut Raha Hai FARAZ,
Na Jane Kon Bahar Se Bathroom Ki Kundi Laga Gaya

Bathroom ki kundi bahar nai hoti faraz…
Na jane kis ne tujhe ullu banadiya



:))):))):))):))) thanks alot for sharing.

[ShehryarK]

[I]

Iss Tanhai Main Bohat Dam Ghut Raha Hai FARAZ,
Na Jane Kon Bahar Se Bathroom Ki Kundi Laga Gaya


Bathroom ki kundi bahar nai hoti faraz…
Na jane kis ne tujhe ullu banadiya



FARAZ Tu Ne Meri Mohabbat Meri Dolat Se Jaanchi..
Iqbal Jameel PTV News Karachi . . .

:)) :))

Good stuff!

[Looney]

Faraz Saheb farmaatay hai'n

Shair Likh Likh Kar Meri Haath Ki Nus Jaam H0gai
Meri Aqal O Himmat Nakaam H0gai
Kya Ab Bhi K0i Nahi Batyega Ke
Munni Kyun Badnaam H0gai ?

Kaun Kehta Hai K Musharraf Ke Jany K Baad Sab Theek Hojaye Ga FARAZ

Yeh Mat Bhoolo Saathiyon K Aaj Bhi Bhutto Zinda Hai :zardari

kitni baar kaha main aisa banda nahin Faraz
phir b kehti hai zra zra TOUCH ME TOUCH ME

Uthi Thi Woh Wakt-e-Tahajud Main Hamain Mangney K Liye Khuda Se “Faraz”
Pani Thanda Dekh K Phir Se So Gayi!!

[DHONI183]

Brilliant:))!

Where do you get them from:20:?

[kkmix]

^ we get text messages from random people, people pass them around, lol it's fun :yk

[Looney]

^ woh bhi jab light jaati hai that is when you get more messages :)) faarigh qaum ko aur kaam nahi hota us waqt

[usman303]

apni mehbooba say milny ka bohat shooq tha muj ko
us ko khareeb say dakhny ka bohat zookh tha muj ko

jab b samny woh atti meray
us k khareeb k jalway mein sah nahi sakta
maray daar k kuch kah nahi sakta

likh diya khat(letter) aik din us ko
dil pay jabber ker k armanoo ki kaber ker k

" woh na samaj saki meray piyaar ko
our woh khat(letter) us nay day diya apny BAHI dildaar ko"

meine guessay ko bohat lambii mooj dekhii
jab dildaar k peechy us k bahiyoo ki fooj dekhi

atty hi us nay khat(letter) nikal k diyah muj ko
rassi say bandh ker ulta latkayh muj ko

us k hath mein ballah (bat) our us ki behn ki hath mein hockey
nikal rahii thi piyaar ki umeedian jo rah ge thi baqii

ab tu jism say khoi saaaz nikal rahay tha
ab tu mun say aglay peechly raaz nikal rahay tha

ab jab b us ko dekhta hoon tu ankh bar atti hai
our dil say yeh awaaz ati hai

kabi hum mein our tum mein piyaar tha
tumhein yaad hoo na yaad hoo
kitna mangha hamara piyaar tha
tumein yaad hoo na yaad hoo

[usman303]

Kyun har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari rooh tak kanp gaye,
FARAZ tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

[usman303]

Woh Apni bebasi ka Qissa kis kis ko sunata FARAZ,
BAVASEER ka operation tha aur doctor pathan nikla.

[kkmix]

^ woh bhi jab light jaati hai that is when you get more messages :)) faarigh qaum ko aur kaam nahi hota us waqt

lolll exactlyy, that's wat I used to do during my trip to Karachi, jab bhi light jaati thi, sab apne apne mobile par lag jaate hain. :))

[DHONI183]

Umair, one of our fellow PPers, sent me this today via an SMS:

Hum tou yoo´n hee´n chaarpaayyi pe leytey theyh Faraz,
ke kisi kambhakt ne 'Namaaz-e-Janaaza' parha diya.

Wah Wah:)):))!!!

[d0gers]

Hum bhi biknay gaye thay bazaar-e-mohabbat mein Faraz
Kya pata tha ke bazaar 8 bajay band ho jata hay

Light janay ke baad mom batti jalai hi thi Faraz
Kambakht koi phoonk maar ke "Happy birthday to you" keh gaya

Bakra talaash kar kar ke thak gaye hein Faraz
Phir maloom hua yeh tou gaye mandi hay

Mein ne us say kaha mujhe mohabbat ki saza do Faraz
Us ne ja ke sab kuch meray abbu ko bata dia

WAPDA waalon say achay tou machhar hein Faraz
Khoon woh bhi choostay hein lekin bill tou nahin mangtay

Mein betha tha darya kinaray us ki yaad bhulanay ko Faraz
Koi kambakht peechay se dhakka de kar chala gaya

Manzil par pohanchnay ki talab hoti hay jin jawanon mein Faraz
Woh raastay mein kharay ho kay bachian nahin tartay

Ek Pathan ko jinn milta hay...
JINN: Kya hukm meray aqa
PATHAN: Ek shair ho jaye
JINN: Hukm karain, bakwaas nahin, mein jinn hoon Faraz nahin
PATHAN: Wah wah, kya shair hay

Mein nay usay sara din Karachi ghumaya Faraz
Shaam ko zaalim kehnay lagi "Lahore Lahore ai"

[DHONI183]

Killer:)))!!!!

[Looney]

^^ those are some real gems guys :))) :)))

Logo'n ki Beghariti to dekho zara aaj kal Faraz..
Maiyat main aaker pochte hain biryani aalo wali he ya chicken wali..? :)))

Woh milta tha to kehta tha k Daaku Banonga Faraz.
Haalat-e-Zindagi ne Usay Sadr-e-Pakistan bana diya.

Dunya main mera koi Dushman nahi Faraz....
Main Fresh Up Bubble khata hon, Aur sab ko Dost banata hon

Mujhy to us k ishq ki hathkari lag gaye FARAZ,
Warna "DØN" ko pakarna mushkil hi nhi na mumkin hai :malik

Woh apni B.V se ye keh kar door chala gaya Faraz...
Dosti Door ki achi, Roti Tandoor ki achi,
Daal Masoor ki achi, B.V. Shakoor ki achi. :)))

Hum se SMS ka panga acha nahi Faraz!!!
Choti Memory wala tera mobile hai, Kuch to Khayal kar.

Na chheno merey mulk k nojawanon se SMS ki Service Faraz....
Ek yehi kaam hai jo woh Dil laga k kartay hain. :))

[Khabri420]

Mein to yun hi tanha ja raha tha Faraz...
Us ne mujhe rok kar kaha....
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Chal beta Mobile Nikaal....

[DHONI183]

Post 61 contains the best by Faraz:)))!!!!!!!

[UP]

Ek muddat se meri Maa nahi soyi Faraz
Wo kehti hain, Meh so gai te tu kuriyaan nu fone karenga
Lo Dasso, Aini beaitbari.

Jeetay hain to koi haal tak nahi pochta Faraz
Martay hain to dunia kandhon pe utha leti hai

Wo mujh se pochta hai kis kis ke khawab dekhte ho Faraz
Bekhaber janta nahi ke yaaden us ki sonay nahi deti.

Ye Sala bathroom me kon baitha hai
Itna lamba toh Faraz ka sms ko be nahi hota

China ka mobile kabhi bhi na lena Faraz...
Us ke cameray ka result itna acha nahi hota

Tere sheher ke log kis qadar masoom hain Faraz
Qattal karte hain to phir pochtay hain ke janaza kis ka hai

Baat to kirdar ki hai Faraz
Warna hajj to Nargis be kar aai hai

Doob jao in ankhon mein Faraz
Bara hasseen samunder hai khudkoshi ke liye

Main ne yeh soch ker tasbhi he tor di Faraz
Kia gin gin ker mango

Door rahne se mohabbat badti hai Faraz
Yeh keh kar woh shakhs mulk he chor geya

[Looney]

^ :))) Awesome :))

Tere gali ke bachey bhe barey shararti hai faraz,
Pecehe laga k kuttey kehtey hain
Aazma Luck Aazma Aazma Luck Aazma
Aapni kismat ki baazi aazma


Meri khushi ke lamhey kis qadar mukhtasir hain, 'Faraz'
Abhi mujra shuru hi hua tha ke police ka chaapa par gaya


MOHABBAT ke Raaste Me Har Waqt Dard Mile Ga Faraz
Isi Raste Per MEDICAL STORE khol Lo MAST chale Ga

[DHONI183]

Please some more:))!!!!!

[Looney]

Hum to yoo'n hi tez awaz mein sheela sheela keh rahe thay faraz…
Ammi ne chappal maar ke hum ko neela peela kar dia..

Hum tu sms mai sirf mazaq hi kya karte thay FARAZ
Lagta hai Pathano ki tu kuch zyda he hutt gayi.. :afridi

Ye Keh kar Mere Nana ne Mujh se Rishta tor Diya FaraZ!
Ke Moong phali mein Dana nahi Hum Tumhaare Nana Nahi

Is khauf se Motor cycle bech di FARAZ,
Kahin khud ko na bechna pary PETROL k liye

Hum To Yun Hi “K.E.S.C” Ki Gari K Sath Kharey Thay FARAZ..
Kuch Log Aaye Aur “LANAT” De Kar Chaly Gaye…… :)))

Wo Roz Kehti Hai k Apni Tasveer Bluetooth Se Send Kardo Mujhe FARAZ
Us Nadan Ko Itna Bhi Nahi Pata K Mery Paas Nokia 3310 Hai :facepalm:

Apny He Hotey Hain Jo Pajama Khench K Bhaag Jaty Hain Faraz.
Warna Ghairon Ko Kya Khabar K Faraz Lastic Wali Shalwar Pehnta Hai.

[Looney]

Bachon ne Usko Pathar Marey,
FARAZ ne farmaya:
Falak k Sitaro, Zameen ki Baharo.
Khoti Deo Putro, Watty te Na Maro

Samandar k Kinare Baitha Hon FARAZ Kabhi na Kabhi to Leher Aaye Gi
Qismat Badle ya Na Badle kam az Kam Chappal to Dhul Jayegi.

Uski Ankhon Main Lagta Tha k Mery Pyar Ka Nasha hai Faraz!
Wo to Baad Main Pata Chala Kameeni CHARAS Peeti Thi. :)))

Bohat samjhaya tha usko k mein Electrician nahi hun Faraz!
Phir bhi kehti rahi Mera Aisa Button daba way Meri Kanti kharkey way

Humein To “TAFREEH” k Liye bhi Zindagi kum lagti hai Faraz…
Magar Log tu yahan PARHAI k liye bhi Waqt nikaal laity hain..!

Laya Hun, 1 Baloch ka Paighaam Tere Liye Faraz…
Thoo Arhay Tumhara Shakal pe “Parhaz”

ICC Match (Pakistan VS New Zealand)

Mujhay ye samajh nahi aa raha Faraz
Umpire kis k pyar mai aandha tha

College ki Gali Mein Ajeeb Khel Hota Hai.
Class K bahany Dilon Ka Mail Hota Hai.
Notes ki Jaga I LOVE YOU Sale Hota Hai.
Is Liye Faraz Har Saal Fail Hota Hai.

[DHONI183]

Great stuff:)):))):)):)))!!!!!

[Sitges]

:))):))) Excellent Mohtaram. boht khoob, balkeh khoobast

[A-1]

hilarious stuff......:))):)))....

[SAF]

:)) This is one of the funniest threads. I lol'd the whole time!

[Looney]

Haqeqqat Thi Par Khuwab Nikla,
Door Tha Par Pass Nikla,
Me is Kambakht Ko Kia Kahon “FARAZ”,
Ye Zardari To MUSHARAF Ka Bhi Baap nikla… :altaf

Meri nighah aj bhi us shakhs ko dhondti hai FARAAZ
Jis shaks ne kaha tha k matric k baad perhai HALWAA hai :amir

Unse keh do k yun har bat pe mujse rutha na kre........ FARAZ
Kisi din meter ghoom gaya to chamat vamat maar donga..:))

dard denay se muhabbat barhti hai ''faraaz''
yeh keh k koi meri ungli darwazay mein daba k bhaag gaya.

Pagal honay ke aur bhi raste thay FARAZ...........
Najane humain MBA ka khayal hi kyun aaya :misbah

Main ne kaha tha 1 meter kapra zyada lelo "FARAZ"
Ab kehti phirti hai meri pholan wali kurti haaye wkhion se tang way

Kabhi Kabhi Mery Dil Me Yeh Khayal Ata Hai FARAZ.
Ke 100 Ka EasyLoad Karwao To 85 ka credit Kyun Ata Hai.

Ab to zalalat ki had hi ho gi, faraz
Kisi ne bathroom ke lote mai mirchi mila di...

[SAF]

Haqeqqat Thi Par Khuwab Nikla,
Door Tha Par Pass Nikla,
Me is Kambakht Ko Kia Kahon “FARAZ”,
Ye Zardari To MUSHARAF Ka Bhi Baap nikla…

good one :))) :)))

[A-1]

In Sardiyon Main Romance Acha Nahi FARAZ
Geezar Tera Kharab Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar...!

Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya Faraz...
Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Bajy k Baad.
Aur
Tum Online Aaty Ho 12 Bajy K Baad.

Ussay kehna k main aj buhat khush hoon
Faraz
Pichlay season ki jacket nikali to jaib se 20 Rupay Niklay

Jhatka Kuch is Tarah Dia Sanam ne Apni Zulfon ko FARAZ...
Ikatthi 7 Juoein Mere Daaman Main Aa Girin.

Tumhari Takleef Ka Aalam Wo Kiya Samjhege FARAZ...
Ye To Wohi Jantey Hain Jinhen QABZ Ki Shikayat Ho

Wapsi Ka Safar Ab Mumkin Na Hoga Faraz....
Hum Nikal Chukay Hain Ghar Se CHEENI Ki Talaash Main.


I May Walk Slowly...
But! I never Walk Backwards...
By: Abraham Lincoln
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I Dont Need To Walk...
Because, I have Scooter...
By: Ahmad Faraz.

Bachiyon k lie college ka chakar he mar lia karty thy faraz
bomb patakhon ny ye shugal mela b band krwa dia

Mai'n to Phoolon wali Razaai Le kr So raha tha FARAZ
Kambakhat, koi Raat mein Phoolon ko Pani de gaya...

Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di FARAZ Lekin,
Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!
Uska Baap Umpire Tha...
kameenay nai No ball day di,

Na jane kis baat pe us ne mujhe chor dia hai FARAZ.....
Wo shakhs to kisi k 5 rupey nahi chorta...!

Main nay ussay kaha, Mujhay muhabbat ki saza do Faraz…!!
Uss kaminay ne mujh pe PARCHA kara diya

Kitnay Ghuroor Main Hai Woh Mujhe Tanha Chhor Kar Faraz....
Usay Maloom Nahi Aur Bhi Bachiyon K Numbers Hain Mere Paas.

[DHONI183]

A few more please.........

[Looney]

koi pathar se na mare mere diwane ko Faraz
Bomb ka zamana hai udrra de saale ko

Teri DEEWAR pe likhna chahta hun FaRaZ!!
Per teri to facebook par ID hi nahi hai :-P

Is qadar kamzor ho chuka hon uske pyar main FARAZ
Chili Mili bhi khaon to pait bhar jata hai

Mera bachpan hi rehta To acha tha “FaraZ”
Hazaron Larkon ko mushkil me daal dia maine Jawan hokar

Teri Mohabat Ne Kese Kese Din Dikhaye Hain
Hum Teri Gali Me RERHI Laga Kr Aaye Hain
Is Bahany Hi Milny Chali Ao Hum Se Ke
FARAZZZZZ Ye AALU Kesy kilo Lagaye Hain

Wirane me diya jalane se kya hoga,
Bujhi hui rakh me aag jalane se kya hoga?
Tujhe kabz hay isliye kuch nahi nikalta FARAZ
Ab bewajah zor lagane se kya hoga? :)))

Faraz Zubaida Aapa ki shaan me Farmatey Hain....
Aap k Totkey dekh dekh k Rota hun,
Itna zaleel to ab mein bhi nai hota hun

Apki khamoshi or udasi ka sabab hum samajh na sakey FARAZ
Wo to sham me apki ammi ne bataya k Aaj apki pitai hoi hai :asif

[Looney]

Allama Iqbal ne farmaya:
Upar se dekh raha hoon FARAZ ki SHAYIRI ka haal "IQBAL"
Acha hua k KAMINON ko mere SHAIR samajh nahin aatey

Ab to parosii ki larki bi chattt par nai aati"FARAZ"
Kehti hai, koi dekhy na dekhy 'SHABBIR' To dekhy ga

[Looney]

aaj kal Faraz ke sms kam hi aatay hain i think we will soon have to start a Zubaida apa thread :P

[d0gers]

apki khamoshi or udasi ka sabab hum samajh na sakey faraz
wo to sham me apki ammi ne bataya k aaj apki pitai hoi hai :asif:))) :))) :)))

*wiping tears from my eyes*

[Looney]

Aaj apni GF ki shaadi me ja ker ye ehsaas hoa FaraZ...
Biryani achi ho tou Mohabbat Pheeki lagti hai

Apne doston ko me kesay samjaon Faraz
K Mohabbat msg bejhne se Nhe Balnce Bhejne se Barhti he

Mohabbat ke khatir hum bhi samandar me kood sakte hain"FaRaZ".
Par shart ye hai k bachi Titanic wali honi chahiye...!!

Bari koshisho k bad Pehli bar humary ghar wo i thi Faraz
Ammi boli..ja beta behan k liye Samosy le aa:(

Itna Na Yaad Aaya Karo K Raat Bhar So Na Sakain,Faraz
Dopehar 2 Baje Ankh Khulti Hai..To ghar wale Naashta Nahi Dete :-(

[Looney]

Jab Chalay Thay To Hum Bilkul Tanha Thay “faraz”

Phir Tum Milay,
...phr ek Aur mila
phir aahista aahista baghairton ka tola sa ban gaya:-D

[DHONI183]

"Hum Toh Taylor se Silwatay Hain Faraz.

Aaj toh Taylor nay hee phar di"

:))!!!!!

[Radiance Of Australis]

Epic thread :))) :)))
"hum toh taylor se silwatay hain faraz.

Aaj toh taylor nay hee phar di"

:))!!!!!

:))):))):)))

[pak-fan]

Lo ji ab to woh bhi world cup jeet gaye hain
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FARAZ
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jin k bachon ko yeh he nai pta k
knor noodles khatay hain ya peetay hain
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sr py undail lo manhooso :))

:))) :))) :)))
no offence indian posters :)

[Fawad_Bhai]

Iss cricket mein jeet kay hamein kya karna

FARAZ

Hamara to national game hee hockey hai

:)) :)) :)) :))

[Looney]

^ Two really good ones :)))

[Looney]

yahan tu m.yousaf aur s.malik bhi nhi gaye
"faraz"
"aur wo dhakan ke mon wala kehta hai ke worldcup ke liye
mujhe bhi sath le chalo lo ji dasso :D

Mazak ki bhe ek Had h0ti hai,
“FARAZ”
Me bachi k sath date mar raha tha
......Or mera dost us k samne bola kal wali ziyada achi thi

Pakistan haar bhi jaaye to altaf bhai ko khabar na dena faraz
Ager wo ro parey to sab ki hassi nikal jaye gi

Ye hai Naswar ka Kamaal FARAZ
T0p 3 b0wlerz 0f W0rld Cup 2011

1. Afridi 21 wickets

2. Zaheer Khan 15

3. Umar Gul 14

Naswar kha0
wickten ura0
Ge0 Pathan

[DHONI183]

Iss cricket mein jeet kay hamein kya karna

FARAZ

Hamara to national game hee hockey hai

:)) :)) :)) :))

Killer:)))!!!!

[Looney]

Dheeray dheeeray apna bana gaya koi…

Pyar ke suhaney sapne dikha gaya koi..

ya ALLAH!
...
Yeh pyar hi hai,

Ya…

"Faraz" ko phir se Chuna laga gaya koi..!

[Looney]

Tute dil ko lekar phirta hai Faraz gali gali……
Tute dil ko lekar phirta hai Faraz gali gali……….
Masakali Masakali Matakali Matakali

Faraz phr se arz karte hein:
Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hoon,
Mat Samjho K Chura Kr Laya Hoon,
Ye Sub Khuda Ki Dain Hai,
Ussi k ghar se utha kr laya hon.!

Ab to taliban ko bhi 1 hi gana pasand hai faraz........
Aaa Khushi se Khud Kushi karlay....:)

[DHONI183]

Keep them keeping:))):))!!!!

[DHONI183]

So no Faraz specials of late:13:?........

[Looney]

Faraz aaj kal chutti per hai :afridi

[kkmix]

"Hum Toh Taylor se Silwatay Hain Faraz.

Aaj toh Taylor nay hee phar di"

:))!!!!!

Lo ji ab to woh bhi world cup jeet gaye hain
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FARAZ
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jin k bachon ko yeh he nai pta k
knor noodles khatay hain ya peetay hain
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sr py undail lo manhooso :))

:))) :))) :)))
no offence indian posters :)

:))):))):)))

[Looney]

Wo dekho, Faraz ki jaib se gira 5 ka Sikka!!
Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika


Kal main ne use khoob hansaya "FARAZ"
Kameeni jate hue mujhe MR.BEAN keh gai..

[Looney]

Ramzan k Dino Me Ghar Se Me Is Liye Nhi Nikla Faraz!!
Log Roza Na Torh Dain Eid ka Chand Samaj kar

Iqrar-e-Mohbt Koi Jurm To Nhi faraz..
Bs Itna Pata Krlo K Larki Ka ABBA rangers me to nahi ?

ja ke mana le apne roothe huwe yaar ko Faraz
kyun k wo begairt ap ke sub raaz janta hai

Load shedding ne Mujhe namazi bna diya hai "Faraz"
Mobile ki battery ab masjid me hee charge karta hun :)))

[DHONI183]

Wo dekho, Faraz ki jaib se gira 5 ka Sikka!!
Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika


Kal main ne use khoob hansaya "FARAZ"
Kameeni jate hue mujhe MR.BEAN keh gai..

Ramzan k Dino Me Ghar Se Me Is Liye Nhi Nikla Faraz!!
Log Roza Na Torh Dain Eid ka Chand Samaj kar

Iqrar-e-Mohbt Koi Jurm To Nhi faraz..
Bs Itna Pata Krlo K Larki Ka ABBA rangers me to nahi ?

ja ke mana le apne roothe huwe yaar ko Faraz
kyun k wo begairt ap ke sub raaz janta hai

Load shedding ne Mujhe namazi bna diya hai "Faraz"
Mobile ki battery ab masjid me hee charge karta hun :)))

These are mind-blowing ones I tell you:)):))):)):)))!!!!!

I was dying to read the new ones:))!

[Looney]

Mien nea to cigratte pee k softmint ice khai the

FARAz. .

peeche se abba ne chappal mar k kaha .:P
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sharinngaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa​aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ohuhuh:P

yYQoxJ2MmUM

[Looney]

"itni bewafaie"

Mein sara din usko Pepsi aur Mirinda pilata raha Faraz!!
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Shaam hui to wo boli,
.
Dew na kia to phir kia jia?


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Hum tumhari chaahat mein itni door nikal aaye hain Faraz!!

K ab Rikshay wala waapsi ka 500 maang raha hai :O

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Be-gherat hum nahi hen FarazZz...
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Be-gherat to wo kutta hy jo BATHROOM ki KUNDI bahar se laga ker chala gaya :@

[DHONI183]

As always they are mind-blowing ones:))!

"itni bewafaie"

Mein sara din usko Pepsi aur Mirinda pilata raha Faraz!!
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Shaam hui to wo boli,
.
Dew na kia to phir kia jia?

Didn´t quite get this one though:20:.........

[ace4rmspace]

Thanks people. Now my client thinks I'm a lunatic who laughs at a computer screen.

[Looney]

lol ace :)))

As always they are mind-blowing ones:))!



Didn´t quite get this one though:20:.........

its their ad , that is the pakistani slogan of do the dew

[Looney]

faraz... ki nakami us ki nadani hai
meri ammi ki ammi meri nani hen:P

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Hat-ti to tab tyt wali hy FarazZz!!
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...Jab Roza khulnay wala ho, aur ghar ki Ghantii baj jae :-P

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Muskurana to har ladki ki ek ada hai.
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Jo is ada ko mohabbat samjhe,
vo bahot bada "GADHA"he.....:P :p :P

[USIND]

Iss cricket mein jeet kay hamein kya karna

FARAZ

Hamara to national game hee hockey hai

:)) :)) :)) :))

:)):))):)):)))

[USIND]

Mujhe raat bhar yeh baat sonay nahi deti Faraz
Ke zindagi 4 din ki hai to test match 5 din ke kyun?

Laitay laitay aksar yeh sochta hun Faraz
Ke agar beth ke sochoo'n to kounsi maut aa jayegi

:)):)))Lol...

[USIND]

Hum to England mai'n chanda jamaa kar rahe thay Faraz
Kambakhto'n ne matchfixing ka ilzaam laga dia

Chand bhi kia ajeeb cheez hai Faraz
Bachpan mai'n mamu aur jawani mai'n janu nazar aata hai

Aap kia jaano kisi Cheez k kho jaane ka azaab kia hota hai,
Faraz...kabhi masjid se nangay paon aao tou pata chalay...

:)):)))...too good.

[USIND]

Aankhon main shampoo chala bhi jaye Faraz!
Aansu to mere aaty he nahi.
Kyon k
JHONSON shampoo k bina to hum nahaty he nahi.

Apny chaman se Cigaratte la sako to lado Faraz!
Mere aashiyany k Rastay main koi Paan ka Cabin nahi hai. :)))

Dheeray dheeeray apna bana gaya koi...
Pyar ke suhaney sapne dikha gaya koi..
Ae ALLAH! Yeh pyar hi hai, Ya...
"Faraz" ko phir se Chuna laga gaya koi..!

Janta hoon ke nahi ho sakti Katreena meri Faraz magar phir bhi.....
Lab-e-Aati hai dua ban ke tamanna meri.....

Ye keh kar FARAZ ne.
larkiyon ko truck k neechey dey diya.... .. .
bachna ae haseenon lo main agaya.

:)):))):)):)))

[DHONI183]

"Hummari bhi kismat dekho Faraz,
Hum bhoodey hotey gayye tou´n Sheila ko jawaani yaad aa gayyi......"

[DHONI183]

"Mein jis ki khatir dosti ki her ek had se guzar gaya hoon Faraz,
Woh ab abhi mujh se ye poochti hai ke sach batao mera number kahan se mila......."

[DHONI183]

"Har eik aahat pe jaan nikal jaati hai Faraz,
yeh public toilet waaley kundi kiyu´n nahi lagwaatey?"

:))

[Looney]

^ :))) brilliant

Ab karachi main parhna mumkin nai Faraz
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Parhnay beitho tou light gayab
parhnay niklo tou banda gayab :|

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Ham to shalwar kameez ka kapra lene gayethe Faraz,
Dukandar bola, Bori dikha dun?
Print wali hai,
Karachi main ajkal is ka bohat fashion hai

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Aaj kal Karachi ke halat aise hain Faraz,
Jo ape ghar pohnch gya wo “Sikandar”,

Or
Jo na pohncha wo “Bori ke Ander”

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Jitni duaen Shahid Afidi ki Cricket main wapsi k liye ki hain Faraz,

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Agr Itni apni shadi k lye krta to mera waleema ho jata

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Fizaon main goonj rahi hain awazain RATTAY laganay ki…

FARAZ

,

Lagta hai NALAAIQO’N k exams ho nay walay hain

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IPL ne to 11 pakistani reject kye the faraz,

Sania Mirza ne to pura india reject kar dya,

Weldone Shoib Malik :malik

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Shoaib Malik aur Imran Khan Ne Ye Sabit Kar Diya Faraz,
Bachi Chahay India Ki Ho Ya UK Ki,
Phansany Ki Maharat Hum Pakistani Rakhtay Hain.

[Looney]

Us ne JAAN keh kar pukara mujhe to laraz gyi mere dil ki zameen “Faraz”,
Jab peeche mur ke dekha to Tariq Road ka khusra tha :facepalm:

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Kitni dair hui koi sawal nahi ata
Sawal hum puchein to jawab nahi ata
Ye Sala bathroom me kon baitha hai
Itna lamba toh FARAZ ko b nahi ata

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Ab to mehman bhi ghar ane se pehle phone kar ke poochte hain “Faraz”
Ke light kitne baje se le kar kitne baje tak ho gi,

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WAPDA Walon Se Hamein Itni Mahabbat Hai Faraz,
Kameeny Rooth Jaein, To Humein Neend Nahi aati.

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Ye soch k hum ne exams k dinon me larki set karli faraz,
ke har kamyabi k peechay 1 aurat ka hath hota ha

[Looney]

Main samja k wo mujhay SONG suna rahe hai FARAZ,
magar us na Vay Gujra vay. Vay Gujra vay. keh kar apne bhai ko bula liya :))) :))) :)))

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Hum tu usko impress karne k liye Gunguna rahe thay “Faraz”

Wo Qareeb aa k boli,

“Teri awaz achi hai tu Kulfiyan becha kar”.

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Ye khamoshi,
Ye tareek ratain,
Ye dobte arman,
Ye jaltey diay,
Ye bhjhti shamain,
Ye kuch aur nahi Faraz,
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Sirf KESC aur Wapda ki bagherti hai

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Us k honton ki surkhi ka raaz mujeh tab pata chala,

Jab mujhe se kehne lagi,

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Jannu Gutka to mangwa lo !

O **** y wali bhi Lyari ki nikli :O

[DHONI183]

^^^
Fantastic poetry:))!!!!


"Hummei´n tou pehley hee sugar hai Faraz,

Ooper se wo kehti hai ke ''pyar di ganderi choop ley"




"Humnei´n uski judai mei´n khaana peena tak chorr dia Faraz,

Phir khayal aaya ke 'khaon ga nai to Bara kaise hoon ga?'"
:)))

[Disco_Lemonade]

Ussay kehna ke aaj bohat khush hai Faraz...
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Jo nikali pichli garmion ki nikkar to jaib se 50 rupay nikle!

[DHONI183]

One I made yesterday:

"Hummei´n tou appni ahmiyyat hee tab pata´h chali Faraz,
Jab bhai ki Baraat pe larkiyon ne phool maarey"

Got it;-)?

[Fawad_Bhai]

One I made yesterday:

"Hummei´n tou appni ahmiyyat hee tab pata´h chali Faraz,
Jab bhai ki Baraat pe larkiyon ne phool maarey"

Got it;-)?

:))) :))) Based on a true story ;-) :iamlegend

[Fawad_Bhai]

Main to Yun hee Phulon ka Comforter Orh ke leta huwa tha FARAZ,

Koi Nalaik aaya, Phulon ko Paani dai kar chala gaya :))) :)))

[USIND]

One I made yesterday:

"Hummei´n tou appni ahmiyyat hee tab pata´h chali Faraz,
Jab bhai ki Baraat pe larkiyon ne phool maarey"

Got it;-)?

Main to Yun hee Phulon ka Comforter Orh ke leta huwa tha FARAZ,

Koi Nalaik aaya, Phulon ko Paani dai kar chala gaya :))) :)))

LolLOL :)):)))

[Looney]

Mein apna Dukh jaa kar kis ko sunaoooo Faraaazz!!?
Yahan to har ek dost k kaan mein 'hands free' lagi hoi hai.
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Teri meri, meri teri, prem kahani hai mushkil
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pata tab chala Faraz, jab aya mere phone ka bill :-P

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Mere Eid K Kapro Pe Usne Gand Pheenk kar ye keh Dia...
''Faraz''
K ''Surf Excel'' Dagh to Achay Hotay Hai..! :)

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Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin Jin ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor FARAZ.

Apna to Ye Saal Bhi Guzar Gaya Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte.

[DHONI183]

:))) :))) Based on a true story ;-) :iamlegend

You naughty guy:P.

Main to Yun hee Phulon ka Comforter Orh ke leta huwa tha FARAZ,

Koi Nalaik aaya, Phulon ko Paani dai kar chala gaya :))) :)))

Wow:))!!!!!

Mein apna Dukh jaa kar kis ko sunaoooo Faraaazz!!?
Yahan to har ek dost k kaan mein 'hands free' lagi hoi hai.
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Teri meri, meri teri, prem kahani hai mushkil
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pata tab chala Faraz, jab aya mere phone ka bill :-P

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Mere Eid K Kapro Pe Usne Gand Pheenk kar ye keh Dia...
''Faraz''
K ''Surf Excel'' Dagh to Achay Hotay Hai..! :)

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Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin Jin ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor FARAZ.

Apna to Ye Saal Bhi Guzar Gaya Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte.

Looney strikes again with some gems:))!!!

[Looney]

Main agar tumse milne aya karon "faraz"
Lazmi hy ke tum mujse parda kro.


Sitaron sai agey jahan aur b hain
Parosi ki 2 betiyan aur b hain
Kahan 1 BV mai to phas gaya FARAZ
Shariyat mai 3 BViyan aur b hain.


Mein to bohot khush hoon jab se double sawari band hai Faraz..
Doston ko paidal bhejta hoon aur bachi ko Bike per laata hoon..

Marnay k baad bhi meri ungliayan hilti rahin Faraz!!!
Aadat jo parr gai thi, daily 500 sms karny ki.

Hospital main safai karney wali maasi ROOPA JANAM k mutabiq Ahmed Faraz ka aakhri shair:
Aawaz bhi hai band, aur saans bhi ruknay ko hai Faraz!!!
Koi is Nurse ko aa kar Oxygen k pipe se hataye...

[Looney]

Ab to DATE par jatay huye bhi darr lagta hai FARAZ!!!!
Talibaan ne dekh liya, to 40 Korray paren gay :(


Kia iss se bari bhi koi zalalat hogi Faraz ???
Ke woh hansi peer phir bhi na phansi


In Moti Larkyon se keh do mujh se door he rahain Faraz.....
Mujhe Doctor ne bara Gosht mana kia hua hai...



2 he Laddu thy,
Dono maine kha liye Faraz....
Ik tere aany se pehle.
Ik tere jaany k baad.


Main To Phadday Main Usay Unit K Bharam Kara Raha Tha Faraz...
Phati To Tab Jab Usne Kaha Ruk Black Water K Launday Bulata Hon. :~(


Bus Start Kar k FARAZ ne Shehar bhar Mai Baja Diya Baaja!
"Main Hon Lalukhait Ka Raja, Meri W-11 Mai Aaja" :-)

[Looney]

Tumharay Liye Barbaad Karne K Aur Bhi Raastey Thay FARAZ!!!
Na Naane Tumhain Lotay Mai Mirchen Daalne Ka He Khayal Kyon Aaya

Tu Ne ye hi Soch kar Faqeerni ko Set Ker Lia "Faraz"
Something is better than nothing...

[Looney]

Aaj udaas hooN tou kissi ne bhi Awaz nahi di Faraz :(
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Kal hum 'Gaaye' laenge tou Gosht bhi nai bhejenge.!!

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Pehlay se itnay gham thay, chalo ek aur sahi Faraz!
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Magar ab tou maiN kr chuka! dhouN kese?? :(
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Ammi motor chala daiN! :-P

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Karachi k halaat tuo
ab aise ho gaye haiN
F A R A Z
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35 rupe ki GOLI

7 rupe ki BORI

3 rupe ki DORI

Lo Ji
45 rupe mai banda pack:-D

[kkmix]

:))):))) kisne kaha mehengai barh rahi hai :))

[Looney]

chappal ke mooN waali ne :-O

[Justcrazy]

This thread is one of the best so far..........

[Looney]

Hawaen kehti hen DOSTI karo
Fizaen kehti hen PYAR karo
Baharen kehti hen SHADI karo
Or gahr wale kehte hen FARAZ
Bakwas band karo aur koi NOKRI karo

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Bomb dhamako se tum log Q dartay ho FARAZ...
Ye to hotay hain tujhay ooncha uranay k liye

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Hamari aur unki zindagi K ghum k andhrey main bus itna hi farq hai
FARAZ Hamari light 7 baje jati hai or unki 8 baje.

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Aaj books kholien to pata chala Faraz !.
"K aa v nhi aanda te aa v nhi aanda;-)"

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Hum zindage Ki bheer me itnE Kho ge Faraaz,

Pta nhi chala Kab

Aalu 40 rupay or timatar 80 rupay Kilo ho ge.. :zardari

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Woh mujhe ye keh kar roz darata tha faraz

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[Looney]

Toilet main ghanta tou laga lekin dil main sukoon hy FARAZ,
Jo dard ki aag lagi thi usy ek lotay ne bujha dia!

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Aisa dooba hoon uss ki yaad k sumandar mein "Faraaz"...!

K machllion ne b poocha "Nawa aaya aein sohnya"

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Itna he kehna tha ke parday main raha karo jaan nazar na lag jaaye FARAZ
Kambakht ne police ko call kar ke keh dia ke mera bf taliban main hai


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Aj usne bhi habib ghee main sawaiyan bana dali Faraz

Jo kehte thee her cheez meezan main achi lagti hai

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Shayeri chorh k pakoray bech raha hon Faraz

Kaleja moon ko ata hai anjaam e Faraz dekh kar

[Looney]

Un K Ghar K Saamne Naach Naach Kar chapaL Tak Torr Di hum ne "Faraz":-(

Zaalim enjoy KRNe K Baad Keh Gayi K!
"Pappu Cant Dance.%-) sala.

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Neend se keh do hum se sulha kr le FARAZ,

Jis k lie "Night Package" krwaya tha wo ab bat nai karte...!
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Buhut dino se pareshan tha main Faraz
Dawlance liya to baat bani
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Chahte Hain Woh Hum Se Wesi hi Chahat Ka Wada FARAZ
Jese Lemon Max.... Ghuley Kam Or Chale Ziyada

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Son: Papa Mujhe Shair Sunain..
Papa: Rasm-E-Ulfat Hi Ijazat Nahi Deti WaRNa,
Bhulen Ge Tumhe Yun Ke Sada Yaad Karoge..
Son: Yeh Shair To Nahi
Tha??
Papa: Kyun??
Son: Iss Main
To Faraz Ka Naam
Nahi Aaya.

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pehle pehal ka ishq abhi yaad hai Faraz
jab chappal maar ke abba ne waat lagai thi

[Looney]

Hum to serdion ki waja se 'Kambal' dho ker sukha rahay thay Faraz
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MQM walay 'Khaal' samjh ker wo bhi le gaye :(

[PaPaPak]

Too funny looney I knew there was a reason you had such nice sunglassses

[Looney]

Uski NIGAAH me itna asar tha ”FARAZ\\\”
Aik hi nazar me giradi Kulfi Manhoos Ne

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Tujhe kiia pata is dard ka FARAZ
Y to us ko he pta jesay qabz hote ha

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Ik umar apni guzri bas yehi suntay suntay FARAZ..

Lasbela,GoliMaar,Garden,Rancho Line, sadaaar,
Tawor
Taworr
Taworreeyyaaaaaaaaaaa...!!!!

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aik scientfic sher arz hy:
machar k katny sy faraz ko ho gaya malaria
pressure is equal to force per unit area

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Faraz Was Driving Heavy Bike
Achanak Larkian Samny A Gaen
To Arz Kia
Ankhon Me Jalaey Rakhta Hoon Me Apki Yadon K Deep
Hat Jao Andhiyo
Peep
Peep
Peep

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Faraz Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.

Wah Wah

Faraz Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.

Har Maal China.

Har Maal China

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IS DUNYA NE MERI MUHABAT MERI DOLAT SE JAANCHII.....
FARAZ IQBAL GEO NEWS KARACHI../ ;->

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Dharkan ruk gai meri ye sun kar. Faraz,

Jab lite gai tou kam wali ney kaha
“what da hell is this” !!!!

[Looney]

Light janay k baad Moombatti la k TOILET ja raha tha
Faraz...!!!
KOi kamina phOOk maar k keh gaya
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U !!!

:)))

[kkmix]

^ :))):))):)))

Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,
Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:
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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?

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Ussay kehna k main aj buhat khush hoon
Faraz
Pichlay season ki jacket nikali to jaib se 20 Rupay Niklay

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Tum Par Beety Gi To Tum B Jano Gay



FARAZ





Koi dawat pr bula kar ”Aallu Teenday” khilye To Kaisa Lagta Hai.

(,”)/dekho yr

Naya kaminapan

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Faraz Ne Mujh Se Kaha,
Yaar Main Ro Raha Hon.

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Maine Kaha..

Bhaar Main Ja Kaminay.

Main So Raha Hon.

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Mai ne kaha k pyar mai kuch bhi kar sakta hon
“Faraz”

Us ne muskra k kaha ” humara is dafa bijli ka bill tm dena.

<(‘.’)//>
_/\_oh teri !

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In barishon se kaho k mere angan me yun na brsa krein Faraz,

Meri China ki chaplein keechar me phisalti hain…….!!

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Ab tu bijli bhi medicine ki trah ho gae hy FARAZ…

2 ghunta subah nashty se pehle

2 ghunta dopehar khany k bad

Or 2 ghunta raat sonay se pehle

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FARAZ Sahab Frmte Hy

Shair Likh Likh Kr Mri Hath Ki Nus Jam H0gai

Mri Aqal O Himat Nakam H0gai

Kya Ab B K0i Nhi Btyega

K

Munni Aapa Q Badnam H0gai

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[Looney]

:)))


aalu teenday :))

[DHONI183]

Keep them coming guys:19::))!!!!

[Looney]

Insaniyat ko Pizza pe laga k kha jao FaraZz!!
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Akhir Insaniyat bhi koi 'Cheese' hai :22:

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Kaash Perhaaie bhi MOHABBAT ki trehan hoti Faraz :(

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Khud-bakhud hojati :-D

[Looney]

Mujhay Tau Garmi Main Chakkar Aur Ulti Aa Gayee Thi “Faraz”
Kameenon Nay Mashhoor Kar Diya Kay “Faraz” Maa Ban’Nay Wala Hai
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Faraz ka toofani shair:

Pehle to hum sea view jate they Faraz
Ab seaview khud chal kar aaye ga hamarey paas..
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Yeh Paad waad koi buri cheez nahi hai “FARAZ”
Bas Soonghney wala khush ikhlaq hona chahiye..
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Baray Zalim Hain es Sheher k Log ~FARAZzz~….
Sim Badal k Kehten Hain.. “Pahechan KOn“

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TMBAKO noshi sehat k lia Muzar ha faraz
Wo shaks mujy ye kh kr NISWAR de gaya.

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Inn Bud Maashon Se Dosti Achi Nahi FARAZ,
Abba Tera Molvi Hai, Kuch To Khayal Kar.. :moyo

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FARAZ NOW IN SINDHI REMIX..

“Aaon Tonjhay Ishq Main Chario Thi Weus FARAZ,
To Shaadi Karay Mukhay Mamu Banayi Chadeo.. “ :zardari

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Faraz In A Doctor Mood:
Tamam Dwaiyan Bachon Ki Pohnch Se Door Rakhen FARAZ,
Tabiat Zyada Kharab Ho To Doctor Se Rujooh Karen..!!

[Looney]

Doohnd Raha Hay Woh Mujh Say Khafa Honay Ka Tariqa FARAZ
Sochta Hoon Chamat Mar Kar Uski Mushkil Aasan Kar Doon

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Is Qabar men bi humko sukoon ki neend naseeb nhi hui "Faraz"
Roz farishte aa k kehte hen k aaj koi naya shair ho jae.

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Kitnay armano se shadi ki raat uska ghongat uthaya mene faraz,
Or wo boli ke tujhe dulha kisne banaya Sahir Lodhi ke moo waale?

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Ghuleil se bachon ne ik Baaz maar dala,
Fauj ne dushman ka Jahaaz maar dala,
Mobile Users bhi peeche kaise rehte,
Ulte seedhe sheiron se FARAZ maar dala.

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Al-zohra towerz ki construction kya shru hogai faraz.........
Kambakht ganjay ne TV dkhna haram kardya

[Justcrazy]

:))) :))) :)))

This is my Favorited thread.

[Looney]

Wo Aaj b mujy chaaKu le kr dhoond rhi hy FARAZ
Jisko maine 1 din kaha tha
Dil cheer k dekh tera he naam hoga.,

[DHONI183]

Wo Aaj b mujy chaaKu le kr dhoond rhi hy FARAZ
Jisko maine 1 din kaha tha
Dil cheer k dekh tera he naam hoga.,

Wonderful:))!!!

[DonJee]

please update this !!!!

[Smiling Creed]

mast hai......irshad looney bhai.

[DHONI183]

"Unn se mohabbat ka kya faida Faraz,
Jo aap ke liye eik Twitter ID bhi nahi banatey?"

:(

[Looney]

Khud to pagal hai , mujhe bhi pagal karta hai
Faraz
Yeh ishq tou mujhe Rehman lagta hai

Agar Tera pyar paana hai Faraz
Tou mera pyaar screw driver hai

[Smiling Creed]

Agar Tera pyar paana hai Faraz
Tou mera pyaar screw driver hai


Wah wah wah wah.....chg gaye guru.

[ElRaja]

claim karne ja rahe thai hum upna free half chicken faraz,
kambakth nandos purana loyality card ab accept nahin kartai.... true story :(

[Looney]

^ :))

Is se ziyada talent or kaha milega faraz
Pakistan me larke bike chalate howe b msg type kr late hain

(‘,’)/
<)) Oh bhai
_//samne dEkh Le nhi to msg k 7 khud b sent hojaiga



Dharkan ruk gai meri ye sun kar. Faraz,
Jab lite gai tou kam wali ney kaha
“what da hell is this” !!!!


Maine usy kitni bar kaha ha k din mai 8,9 glass pani pya karo Faraz
Lekin
wo phir bhi kehti ha k MERA TAN MAN PAYASA CHANA WE TERE PYAR DA..


Ab too iss darr say rona he chor diya FARAZ
Kaheen humaaray aansoon pay dengue anday he na chor jaee..


Teray Lot Anay Se Yeh Ehsas hua “~Faraz~”,.,.,
Jithay Di Khoti Othay Aan Khaloti!


Mehboob ki yad meain petrol pump py cigrt
kiya lagya FARAZ..
Meri to Duniya hi badal gai,
faqat ik Dhamaky se…

[Looney]

ik Haseen shaam us ajnabi Shaks ne mujhe rok ker ye kaha....Faraz!
"Chal Beta Mobile Nikaal"


Us ki gali mein jana chor diya, "FARAZ"...
Wahan tu kameenay " Nokia 3310 " bhi Cheen letay hain.


Usko aana hoga tu khud he challi aayegi FARAZ.....
Yoon baith kar toilet mai zor lagane se kia faida

Ahmed Faraz ki roh mukhatib hay......
Jawaanon shairi mey kia khoob rung jumatey hu...
Lekin
Kuttoun kamenoun yeh tu bataow mujhey beech mey kion laatey hu.

Bomb dhamakon se iss qadar ghabra chukay hain FARAZ.....
Kay Uchal partay hain khud apna hee PAAD sun kar.


Gas ki load shedding pe FARAZ ne kya khoob kaha hai...
Ab tou itni bhe muyassar nahi choolhon se.....
Jitni hum chorr diya karte hain koolhon se.

[DHONI183]

Wonderful poetry:)):)))!!!

[DHONI183]

"Iss kambakht dunya ko kya batao´´n Faraz?
Ellyse Perry ka naya interview hummei´n kitna khush kar ta hai,
Chehra khushi se bhar aata hai, dil dhadak dhadak kar ta hai,
Har eik lafz unnki zubaan se nikla, iss dil pe chhapp jaata hai."

:53::heart:

;-):P

[Looney]

Hum ne faqat us se waqt he poocha Faraz "kitny baje??"
Woh sharma ke boli Quad e Azam ke mazar pe subh 11 bajy