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Foozee
12th May 2010, 17:34
Pakistan: Knock knock
india: Who’s there?
Pakistan: Semi Final
india: Semi Final WHO?
Pakistan: The one you never get to
:afridi

Paradox
12th May 2010, 17:35
:)))

Superb. :afridi

ShehryarK
12th May 2010, 17:43
This is genuine LOL funny :)) :))

Deltoid
12th May 2010, 17:44
Buahahahha. Nice one :D

hamzie
12th May 2010, 17:49
bahahaaah

Afridi_Fan
12th May 2010, 17:50
:))

Cpt. Rishwat
12th May 2010, 17:50
Pakistan: Knock Knock
India: Who's there
Pakistan: Indian Jawaan Heroes
India: Indian Jawaan Heroes who?
Pakistan: Exactly.

Sohaib
12th May 2010, 17:51
Pakistan: Knock knock
india: Who’s there?
Pakistan: Semi Final
india: Semi Final WHO?
Pakistan: The one you never get to
:afridi

India: Oh you mean the tournament in Caribbean. Well we weren't really much aware of that.

Pakistan: Why not?

India: You see we have this Bollywood filmy tournament at home called IPL and we played that alot before going to Caribbean.

Pakistan: So? :misbah

India: So we were in IPL's frame of mind where which ever the team wins is Indian and members belong to 'Team India' and when we saw the likes of Watson, Husseys, Gayle, Bravo, Pollard, Sangakkara, Mahela, etc we thought we were playing at home and it didn't mattered much to win since we were getting all the money and completely forget about the trophy.

Pakistan: Well tough 'sleepy' luck mate, we might be bringing the trophy back home this time so you can use the binoculars from the neighbourhood and can have a glimpse of it :afridi

Foozee
12th May 2010, 18:21
hehe

Paradox
12th May 2010, 18:32
Pakistan: Knock Knock
India: Who's there
Pakistan: Indian Jawaan Heroes
India: Indian Jawaan Heroes who?
Pakistan: Exactly.

:))) The best! Better than the OP's joke. Lovely!

Strike!
12th May 2010, 18:41
I chuckled.

azfar wali
12th May 2010, 19:01
Pretty funny :))

imran666
12th May 2010, 19:03
Q. What does harbajan singh put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.

its.raja
12th May 2010, 19:25
Youvraj Singh Changed his get up and went to the Market. One lady came to him and said "Hi Youvi". He surprised and asked how did you recognize me?. Lady replies "Oye Main Bhajji" :|

Paradox
12th May 2010, 19:26
Q. What does harbajan singh put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.

:))) :))) :))) :))) :))) :)))

This thread is AMAZING

Paradox
12th May 2010, 19:27
Youvraj Singh Changed his get up and went to the Market. One lady came to him and said "Hi Youvi". He surprised and asked how did you recognize me?. Lady replies "Oye Main Bhajji" :|

:))) :))) :)))

What a thread!

Foozee
12th May 2010, 19:30
Youvraj Singh Changed his get up and went to the Market. One lady came to him and said "Hi Youvi". He surprised and asked how did you recognize me?. Lady replies "Oye Main Bhajji" :|

hehe

Cpt. Rishwat
12th May 2010, 19:32
Q. What does harbajan singh put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.

LOL

Oxy
12th May 2010, 19:41
Oxy: Knock Knock
Modi: Is it visiting time already?

Free Hit
12th May 2010, 19:44
Oxy: Knock Knock
Modi: Is it visiting time already?

Oxy: No No
Modi: no no what?
Oxy:its IPL time for season 4

Sledger
12th May 2010, 20:19
Where do Indian batsmen perform the best? In adverts.

What's Jadeja's version of a hat-trick? 3 runs off 3 balls

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ashish
Ashish who?
Ashish myself whenever asked to bowl at the death.

Why was Raina thrown out of the nightclub? The bouncers were too much for him.

Paradox
12th May 2010, 20:23
Where do Indian batsmen perform the best? In adverts.

:)))


What's Jadeja's version of a hat-trick? 3 runs off 3 balls

:))) :)))


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ashish
Ashish who?
Ashish myself whenever asked to bowl at the death.

:))) :))) :)))



Why was Raina thrown out of the nightclub? The bouncers were too much for him.

BEST OF THEM ALL! Joke of the century, Sledger you legend :))) :))) :))) :)))

x2zee123
13th May 2010, 19:52
hahahahah

Desire
13th May 2010, 20:56
India: Knock knock
Pakistan: Who’s there?
India: IPL
Pakistan: Go F23k yourself

x2zee123
14th May 2010, 15:59
Pakistan: Knock Knock
India: Whos there?
Pakistan: Champions
India: Champions who?
Pakistan: The champions who f**ked you in champion trophy

usman303
14th May 2010, 16:05
Where do Indian batsmen perform the best? In adverts.

What's Jadeja's version of a hat-trick? 3 runs off 3 balls

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ashish
Ashish who?
Ashish myself whenever asked to bowl at the death.

Why was Raina thrown out of the nightclub? The bouncers were too much for him.
lol

Nics
15th May 2010, 20:17
australia: knock knock
pakistan: who is it????
australia: 12-0 :133:
pakistan: ohh yes daddy pls come in..............

:))) :))) :))) :133: :133:

amar1212
15th May 2010, 22:50
Once upon a time, Inshant Sharma dreamed of bowling 100 mph

http://im.rediff.com/cricket/2009/jun/11slide11.jpg

But this guy could not believe it

http://shinymedia.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/31/shoaib_akhtar.jpg

Later in the day, he was seen in Mumbai, India.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00693/sport-graphics-2008_693754a.jpg

On may 10, 2010, Ishant suddenly disappeared from his house in Mumbai
and the search still continues. Police have a possible suspect.
(if u see this guy near you, please call indian police as soon as possible!)

http://blog.taragana.com/sports/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/shoaib-akhtar.jpg

PB
15th May 2010, 23:22
Omg
Amar
:14: :))) :)) :))) :)) :))) :14:

amar1212
15th May 2010, 23:23
Omg
Amar
:14: :))) :)) :))) :)) :))) :14:
thanks i was really bored :))

Foozee
15th May 2010, 23:50
hehe keep em coming

amar1212
16th May 2010, 00:05
When Saeed Anwar's record of scoring 194 was broken, one guy said that 50 over cricket should be changed to 25 overs with 2 innings.

The person with right answer will win a cooler and a fridge.

***Hint: He was the same guy who broke the record. :)

moumotta
16th May 2010, 03:28
When Saeed Anwar's record of scoring 194 was broken, one guy said that 50 over cricket should be changed to 25 overs with 2 innings.

The person with right answer will win a cooler and a fridge.

***Hint: He was the same guy who broke the record. :)

That would be a miracle rather than a joke cause the guy talked about 2x 25 over innings 6 months before he broke the record.

Indiafan
16th May 2010, 05:17
That would be a miracle rather than a joke cause the guy talked about 2x 25 over innings 6 months before he broke the record.

And also the poster(Amar) doesnt seem to grasp the basic fact that even if the game was split into two innings of 25 overs, one batsmen can still play fifty overs as the team will have only ten wickets for both innings combined. In fact the rest during the innings break will give him a much better chance of scoring 200

amar1212
16th May 2010, 06:11
moumotta and Indianfan, the thread is titled "A Joke" for a reason :13:

dont get all serious and mad :)))