As you're aware, the Lightning Hawks team bus was attacked, resulting in the bus catching on fire and several Lightning Hawks players injured. Since these attacks, I can confirm that PPCL has conducted a private investigation into the attacks. I am here to announce that we can release these findings now. Make sure you pay close attention to what I have to say, because these findings are shocking.
Firstly, the bus was subject to attacks from two passing vehicles. Both vehicles were Harley Davidson motorbikes. Driving these vehicles were hired terminators with shotguns, both of whose names were Arnold Schwarzenegger, they seemed like twins, but weren't human, they had some sort of robotic elements to them and can confirm they were both T800 Model 101. They fired several rounds at the bus, before the bus caught on fire from an explosion caused by bus petrol after taking shots for the terminators. The two motorbike drivers hightailed from the scene, after saying "I'll be back", suggesting more attacks were likely to be on the agenda. However, I can confirm though, that both Arnie's have been captured and terminated.
Now for the shocking bit. Our investigation shows that these terminators were hired by Lightning Hawks captain kingusama himself. A clever move, because he know's that the T800 Model 101 cannot kill human's. We believe the reasons behind this was to take some pressure of the Hawks captain after their horrendous start to PPCL, he wanted to get some sympathy from the entire world, and potentially an excuse for any further losses. We can confirm that kingusama sent a substantial payment of Rs.92 directly into Skynet's bank account, after negotiating Pakistani style down from Rs.100,000. We believe that this is common for kingusama, to pay just the Rs.92 for anything he purchases. Skynet has also confirmed to us of the booking from kingusama. However, it seems as though kingusama has also paid off the police Rs.92, so it seems as though he will avoid any legal action against his name.
PPCL has decided against taking any action against kingusama also, as it's his team and his players, so he was only screwing himself over, which we feel is enough of a punishment.
In the mean time, we hope you continue to enjoy PPCL. Thank You.