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    KingUsama92's Press Conference (Related to Statement from PPCL Organizer)

    Host: Lightning Hawks CC's captain, Kingusama92 will be arriving soon to address any questions regarding the bus attacks and the following PPCL investigation results.

    *Kingusama92 walks in*

    Sky Sports: Let's get into the meaty stuff right away, what do you have to say about the statements from PPCL concerning your involvement in the attacks?

    KU: Lalit Modi would be proud of some of the statements that have come out. Logic has flown out the window and now we are watching a flop bollywood script unfold in front of us. Even, Yash Chopra would say, "I am disappoint".

    I had no role in getting myself or my team attacked.

    Times of India: What do you have to say about Sachin Tendulkar?

    KU: Can someone get this clown thrown out of here? What does that have to do with anything?

    Cricinfo: PPCL organizers have suggested they have various financial reports backing their claims. Do you have an answer for those?

    KU: Please use your common sense. I allegedly made a Rs. 100,000 deal for only Rs. 92. Is that even remotely realistic? Even the chaiwala on the streets laughs at that kind of money, you think Skynet would accept?

    Times of India: Sir, can you please tell me about your thoughts on Sachin Tendulkar's Ferrari?

    KU: Yes, I wish he drove it through the Times of India building, mate.

    BBC: Are you Feeling the Heat from all the Losses?

    KU: It's not a pleasant situation. We were expecting to do a lot better, but things have not panned out. Nonetheless, I did not resort to having my own team bus attacked.

    Geo: The investigation was supposedly led by Asif Ali Zardari. Kya Yeh Khula Tazaad Nahin?

    KU: Sums it up doesn't it? I believe this is a conspiracy against my team. I am a known supporter of PTI and this might be a political move to put me down. A sad attempt by the Jewish, Hindu and American agencies.

    Times of India: Sir, are you a fan of Arjun Tendulkar?

    KU: Who gave this man a media pass?! You are worse than any bus attack.

    Times of India: But, Sir did you like the way Sachin's guard dog walks?

    *Cricinfo, BBC, Geo and Sky Sport reporters are now seen beating the Times of India reporter senseless.*

    Host: Well, that should wrap up proceedings then.
    Last edited by kingusama92; 30th April 2012 at 05:31.


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    Times of India: What do you have to say about Sachin Tendulkar?

    KU: Can someone get this clown thrown out of here? What does that have to do with anything?

    Times of India: Sir, can you please tell me about your thoughts on Sachin Tendulkar's Ferrari?

    KU: Yes, I wish he drove it through the Times of India building, mate.


    this is awesome

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    the team is behind the captain!

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    Great stuff!!!


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    There, there. Always knew our captain was innocent.



    #Blaze

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    i hereby order to move the courts

    this case is just too high-profile.......SupremeCourt needs to take care of this

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    off field incidents are more interesting TBH

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    OFCOURSE they will be for us

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    LOL joker... Especially when answering the Times of India's questions!


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    Times of India

    Always knew Captain didn't do it


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    Epic events going on in the PPCL.


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    Unconvincing statements from the Hawks captain. Photos during the press conference show he was sweating badly.






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    ^Rizzy, match updates please
    Great stuff btw KU


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    ^ And he goes offline.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NJamal View Post
    ^ And he goes offline.
    lol


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    Class interview, and sounds a lot more realistic then the official one by PPCL.

    So.....who did it then?!!?



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    Awesome........


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    I demand an investigation on the fowl play fo KU


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    Quote Originally Posted by hefaith View Post
    I demand an investigation on the fowl play fo KU
    I suggest you read this thread:

    http://pakpassion.net/ppforum/showthread.php?t=153487



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    Quote Originally Posted by kingusama92 View Post

    Times of India: What do you have to say about Sachin Tendulkar?

    KU: Can someone get this clown thrown out of here? What does that have to do with anything?


    Times of India: Sir, can you please tell me about your thoughts on Sachin Tendulkar's Ferrari?

    KU: Yes, I wish he drove it through the Times of India building, mate.


    Times of India: Sir, are you a fan of Arjun Tendulkar?

    KU: Who gave this man a media pass?! You are worse than any bus attack.

    Times of India: But, Sir did you like the way Sachin's guard dog walks?

    *Cricinfo, BBC, Geo and Sky Sport reporters are now seen beating the Times of India reporter senseless.*
    Lol , So hilarious, Can't stop laughing

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    Quote Originally Posted by King_Rizzy View Post
    Ban this cheat


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    lol


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    Oh man. What memories. Sorry for the bump but this was comedy gold


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    The times of India always cracks me up


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    lol ToI trolled

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    Haha. TOI


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    That was amazing. I missed it but i am hoping this season we would see a few more interviews like that. the teesra one before season 5 opening ceremony was gold too.

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    @Canistani Hero thanks a lot for the bump!

    TOI

    Good memories!


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    Toi


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    Quote Originally Posted by Square Drive View Post
    @Canistani Hero thanks a lot for the bump!

    TOI

    Good memories!
    I know right! It's a pity KU doesn't drop by more often..


    #Blaze

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canistani Hero View Post
    I know right! It's a pity KU doesn't drop by more often..
    Yeah. We paid a good 90 points for him.


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