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    A song about England in India (thread contains unbelievable poetry)

    To the tune of "Don't Cry for me, Argentina". All together now....

    You don't frighten me, large India
    The truth is, we will defeat you
    We had Mumbai fun
    and soon it's 3-1
    You can't get Cook out,
    hear Sunny sook out!

    KP is getting his eye in
    Your fielders are slowly dyin'
    He's far too clever
    they're chasing leather
    You can't play Monty,
    you bunch of donkeys!

    You reckoned you would brownwash us
    The trouble is: you're atrocious!

    Last edited by DHONI183; 25th December 2012 at 10:52. Reason: Thread title updated

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    hahahahah its pretty corny actually

    But aren't you out to troll the indians after the second test. That wasn't the case when the first test was going on. Good for you


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    Double shame on you England,
    The truth is you cannot stand.
    Without the help of a saffer hand,
    Yet you call it the english band.

    Even then we were prepared,
    To make your UN team run scared.
    Your Finns, Andersons and Broads,
    Would be buried on our Indian roads.

    But how shameless you are,
    Playing our son of sardar.
    Using one of our own on us,
    Uncle Rob, THAT is atrocious.

    Our son Mudhsuden became Monty,
    Cant a brown have his identity.
    This was always your hypocricy,
    Divide and rule, your policy.

    Now you jump on imported glory,
    That has always been your story.
    Talk when you have 11 Englishmen,
    Or when Monty becomes Mudhsuden.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GentleMan View Post
    Double shame on you England,
    The truth is you cannot stand.
    Without the help of a saffer hand,
    Yet you call it the english band.

    Even then we were prepared,
    To make your UN team run scared.
    Your Finns, Andersons and Broads,
    Would be buried on our Indian roads.

    But how shameless you are,
    Playing our son of sardar.
    Using one of our own on us,
    Uncle Rob, THAT is atrocious.

    Our son Mudhsuden became Monty,
    Cant a brown have his identity.
    This was always your hypocricy,
    Divide and rule, your policy.

    Now you jump on imported glory,
    That has always been your story.
    Talk when you have 11 Englishmen,
    Or when Monty becomes Mudhsuden.
    What a reply!

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    Great COmeback Gentleman :hatsoff:

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    what a thread and what a reply

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    Good song Robert but you got ABSOLUTELY destroyed by the reply


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    Robert is coming up with a counter-reply, in collaboration with William Shakespeare's lost soul.

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    GentleMan just owned Robert whose song was not bad either

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    Quote Originally Posted by GentleMan View Post
    Double shame on you England,
    The truth is you cannot stand.
    Without the help of a saffer hand,
    Yet you call it the english band.

    Even then we were prepared,
    To make your UN team run scared.
    Your Finns, Andersons and Broads,
    Would be buried on our Indian roads.

    But how shameless you are,
    Playing our son of sardar.
    Using one of our own on us,
    Uncle Rob, THAT is atrocious.

    Our son Mudhsuden became Monty,
    Cant a brown have his identity.
    This was always your hypocricy,
    Divide and rule, your policy.

    Now you jump on imported glory,
    That has always been your story.
    Talk when you have 11 Englishmen,
    Or when Monty becomes Mudhsuden.

    EPIC!!!!!! LEGEND!!!! What an ownage ....

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    no guys..it wasnt owning anyone..just some banter between me and Robert..i like to bring up the Monty topic which he doesnt like..but i respect him as a person..and will not call it owning..just some friendly banter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GentleMan View Post
    Double shame on you England,
    The truth is you cannot stand.
    Without the help of a saffer hand,
    Yet you call it the english band.

    Even then we were prepared,
    To make your UN team run scared.
    Your Finns, Andersons and Broads,
    Would be buried on our Indian roads.

    But how shameless you are,
    Playing our son of sardar.
    Using one of our own on us,
    Uncle Rob, THAT is atrocious.

    Our son Mudhsuden became Monty,
    Cant a brown have his identity.
    This was always your hypocricy,
    Divide and rule, your policy.

    Now you jump on imported glory,
    That has always been your story.
    Talk when you have 11 Englishmen,
    Or when Monty becomes Mudhsuden.


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    Dont call them donkeys, they will crack it and charter a plane to fly home...oh wait

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    hilarious thread !!!!

    loving the banter #KIU


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    Quote Originally Posted by GentleMan View Post
    Double shame on you England,
    The truth is you cannot stand.
    Without the help of a saffer hand,
    Yet you call it the english band.

    Even then we were prepared,
    To make your UN team run scared.
    Your Finns, Andersons and Broads,
    Would be buried on our Indian roads.

    But how shameless you are,
    Playing our son of sardar.
    Using one of our own on us,
    Uncle Rob, THAT is atrocious.

    Our son Mudhsuden became Monty,
    Cant a brown have his identity.
    This was always your hypocricy,
    Divide and rule, your policy.

    Now you jump on imported glory,
    That has always been your story.
    Talk when you have 11 Englishmen,
    Or when Monty becomes Mudhsuden.
    You are officially a living legend

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    1st POTW for Gentleman????????

    nominate/vote folks





    i don't see Rob coming back in this thread
    Last edited by LethalSami; 7th December 2012 at 03:10.

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    When Pakpassion does 8 mile..

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    Good OP, but the riposte was just out of this world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert View Post
    To the tune of "Don't Cry for me, Argentina". All together now....

    You don't frighten me, large India
    The truth is, we will defeat you
    We had Mumbai fun
    and soon it's 3-1
    You can't get Cook out,
    hear Sunny sook out!

    KP is getting his eye in
    Your fielders are slowly dyin'
    He's far too clever
    they're chasing leather
    You can't play Monty,
    you bunch of donkeys!

    You reckoned you would brownwash us
    The trouble is: you're atrocious!


    LOL This is amazing. Confused whether to smile or cry.

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    Now you jump on imported glory,
    That has always been your story.
    Talk when you have 11 Englishmen,
    Or when Monty becomes Mudhsuden.

    Great reply. lol

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    The GentleMan makes his mark on PP. POTW for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GentleMan View Post
    Double shame on you England,
    The truth is you cannot stand.
    Without the help of a saffer hand,
    Yet you call it the english band.

    Even then we were prepared,
    To make your UN team run scared.
    Your Finns, Andersons and Broads,
    Would be buried on our Indian roads.

    But how shameless you are,
    Playing our son of sardar.

    Using one of our own on us,
    Uncle Rob, THAT is atrocious.

    Our son Mudhsuden became Monty,
    Cant a brown have his identity.
    This was always your hypocricy,
    Divide and rule, your policy.

    Now you jump on imported glory,
    That has always been your story.
    Talk when you have 11 Englishmen,
    Or when Monty becomes Mudhsuden.
    Epic.

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    If the OP was hilarious..I have no words for the rebuttal.




    #StayVicious

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    POTW for Gentleman


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    Great reply from Gentlemen. Thoroughly enjoyed it.


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    You should sing it in "waving flag" style .


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    Quote Originally Posted by LethalSami View Post
    i don't see Rob coming back in this thread
    I have to wait for the Muse to return.....

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    Robert is back


    #StayVicious

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    If only India could rise to the challenge as well as GentleMan did.


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    Gentleman!! you Legend...


    Mr.Robert.... lolmax

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    Clash of legends this is

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    What a thread great reply by Gentleman


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    lol Nice ones from Rob and GM


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    Rob must say that was epic but GM absolutely killed it

    dayyyyum lmaoooo

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    And so the gauntlet has been thrown,
    Leaving ole Gentle Man standing all alone,
    For when his EPIC song proudly he did sing,
    Little did he know, there would none be left a-standing.

    And so it's with England, history gaily sings to us,
    When thrown a dare, retreat's quick and without fuss,
    For on the biggest stage, where challenges a-constantly appear,
    England's World Cup cupboard remains miserably bare.

    And so sadly it goes with both the language and the game,
    The rest of the world plays them better and with fame.

    "But we invented the game", English fans shrilly differ
    Exposing their wrinkly bellies to the harsh Indian winter

    "Sure you did, oh yes you did,"
    "Chilling in other's lands, gives time to invent."

    And thus emerges an adage 'bout the sceptered Isle,
    That rarely can they rely on anything but their guile,
    For sans the Indians and the Saffers,
    Eleven little Englishmen, never give the shivers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert View Post
    To the tune of "Don't Cry for me, Argentina". All together now....

    You don't frighten me, large India
    The truth is, we will defeat you
    We had Mumbai fun
    and soon it's 3-1
    You can't get Cook out,
    hear Sunny sook out!

    KP is getting his eye in
    Your fielders are slowly dyin'
    He's far too clever
    they're chasing leather
    You can't play Monty,
    you bunch of donkeys!

    You reckoned you would brownwash us
    The trouble is: you're atrocious!



    Gold!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GentleMan View Post
    Double shame on you England,
    The truth is you cannot stand.
    Without the help of a saffer hand,
    Yet you call it the english band.

    Even then we were prepared,
    To make your UN team run scared.
    Your Finns, Andersons and Broads,
    Would be buried on our Indian roads.

    But how shameless you are,
    Playing our son of sardar.
    Using one of our own on us,
    Uncle Rob, THAT is atrocious.

    Our son Mudhsuden became Monty,
    Cant a brown have his identity.
    This was always your hypocricy,
    Divide and rule, your policy.

    Now you jump on imported glory,
    That has always been your story.
    Talk when you have 11 Englishmen,
    Or when Monty becomes Mudhsuden.


    More Gold!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sachjinn View Post
    And so the gauntlet has been thrown,
    Leaving ole Gentle Man standing all alone,
    For when his EPIC song proudly he did sing,
    Little did he know, there would none be left a-standing.

    And so it's with England, history gaily sings to us,
    When thrown a dare, retreat's quick and without fuss,
    For on the biggest stage, where challenges a-constantly appear,
    England's World Cup cupboard remains miserably bare.

    And so sadly it goes with both the language and the game,
    The rest of the world plays them better and with fame.

    "But we invented the game", English fans shrilly differ
    Exposing their wrinkly bellies to the harsh Indian winter

    "Sure you did, oh yes you did,"
    "Chilling in other's lands, gives time to invent."

    And thus emerges an adage 'bout the sceptered Isle,
    That rarely can they rely on anything but their guile,
    For sans the Indians and the Saffers,
    Eleven little Englishmen, never give the shivers


    Welcome!

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    this thread


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    Watta A Thread !


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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert View Post
    To the tune of "Don't Cry for me, Argentina". All together now....

    You don't frighten me, large India
    The truth is, we will defeat you
    We had Mumbai fun
    and soon it's 3-1
    You can't get Cook out,
    hear Sunny sook out!

    KP is getting his eye in
    Your fielders are slowly dyin'
    He's far too clever
    they're chasing leather
    You can't play Monty,
    you bunch of donkeys!

    You reckoned you would brownwash us
    The trouble is: you're atrocious!

    Quote Originally Posted by GentleMan View Post
    Double shame on you England,
    The truth is you cannot stand.
    Without the help of a saffer hand,
    Yet you call it the english band.

    Even then we were prepared,
    To make your UN team run scared.
    Your Finns, Andersons and Broads,
    Would be buried on our Indian roads.

    But how shameless you are,
    Playing our son of sardar.
    Using one of our own on us,
    Uncle Rob, THAT is atrocious.

    Our son Mudhsuden became Monty,
    Cant a brown have his identity.
    This was always your hypocricy,
    Divide and rule, your policy.

    Now you jump on imported glory,
    That has always been your story.
    Talk when you have 11 Englishmen,
    Or when Monty becomes Mudhsuden.
    !!!!!

    Gems and absolute killers both!!!!


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    Give GentleMan a legendary status!

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    very nice thread and brilliant posts by both gentleman and Robert... even sachjinn has been very good in his post!!!

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    Hilarious by the cookie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sachjinn View Post
    And so the gauntlet has been thrown,
    Leaving ole Gentle Man standing all alone,
    For when his EPIC song proudly he did sing,
    Little did he know, there would none be left a-standing.

    And so it's with England, history gaily sings to us,
    When thrown a dare, retreat's quick and without fuss,
    For on the biggest stage, where challenges a-constantly appear,
    England's World Cup cupboard remains miserably bare.

    And so sadly it goes with both the language and the game,
    The rest of the world plays them better and with fame.

    "But we invented the game", English fans shrilly differ
    Exposing their wrinkly bellies to the harsh Indian winter

    "Sure you did, oh yes you did,"
    "Chilling in other's lands, gives time to invent."

    And thus emerges an adage 'bout the sceptered Isle,
    That rarely can they rely on anything but their guile,
    For sans the Indians and the Saffers,
    Eleven little Englishmen, never give the shivers
    amazing.

    Indian 2 England 1

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    PP rap battle will be rejoined......

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    What a reply

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    Quote Originally Posted by GentleMan View Post
    Double shame on you England,
    The truth is you cannot stand.
    Without the help of a saffer hand,
    Yet you call it the english band.

    Even then we were prepared,
    To make your UN team run scared.
    Your Finns, Andersons and Broads,
    Would be buried on our Indian roads.

    But how shameless you are,
    Playing our son of sardar.
    Using one of our own on us,
    Uncle Rob, THAT is atrocious.

    Our son Mudhsuden became Monty,
    Cant a brown have his identity.
    This was always your hypocricy,
    Divide and rule, your policy.

    Now you jump on imported glory,
    That has always been your story.
    Talk when you have 11 Englishmen,
    Or when Monty becomes Mudhsuden.
    Did you make this up on the spot ?
    You legend
    This one of the best replies I have ever read in the history of PP .


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sledger View Post
    When Pakpassion does 8 mile..

    So true


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    Malcolm X

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    Just when you thought you've seen every type of thread on PP. Great stuff from all 3 contributors!

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    This thread is just EPIC!

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    GM my man

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    What a reply gentleman
    You deserve a standing ovation
    Taking the Englishman out
    Now hear your neighbour shout

    Your country is much bigger than mine
    And only in IPL do your 'Stars' shine
    Or against an Island off your coast
    Whom you are always willing to play host.

    You need turning wickets for your bowlers
    Still all wickets are through howlers
    You still call your spinners seamers,
    What world are you living in you bunch of Dreamers!

    You stop us from playing in IPL on your land
    And still we white-washed England
    Ours were not even turning tracks
    But then we had bowlers, you have Jack!

    O Wait! what am I thinkin
    I forgot all about your great Sachin
    Tell him its time to retire and do coverage
    When age gets close to average

    Moving on to your son of sardar
    What happened to Bhajji yaar?
    Has he been getting a phainty
    Is that what reminded you of Monty

    Does it hurt to see the Monty Dance
    In India he would never get a chance
    England selects Cricketing Stars
    Indian team is full of wannabe "Rockstars"

    BCCI should cancel the 4th test
    no need to show us another English run-fest
    Have mercy on Indian bowlers and the people
    Why not have 5 days of IPL!!!
    Last edited by Vegitto1; 8th December 2012 at 00:17.


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    Another one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegitto1 View Post
    What a reply gentleman
    You deserve a standing ovation
    Taking the Englishman out
    Now your neighbour shout

    Your country is much bigger than mine
    And only in IPL do your 'Stars' shine
    Or against an Island off your coast
    Whom you are always willing to play host.


    You need turning wickets for your bowlers
    Still all wickets are through howlers
    You still call your spinners seamers,
    What world are you living in you bunch of Dreamers!


    You stop us from playing in IPL on your land
    And still we white-washed England
    Ours were not even turning tracks
    But then we had bowlers, you have Jack!

    O Wait! what am I thinkin
    I forgot all about your great Sachin
    Tell him its time to retire and do coverage
    When age gets close to average


    Moving on to your son of sardar
    What happened to Bhajji yaar?
    Has he been getting a phainty
    Is that what reminded you of Monty

    Does it hurt to see the Monty Dance
    In India he would never get a chance
    England selects Cricketing Stars
    Indian team is full of wannabe "Rockstars"

    BCCI should cancel the 4th test
    no need to show us another English run-fest
    Have mercy on Indian bowlers and the people
    Why not have 5 days of IPL!!!


    Legen-wait for iiiiiiit- - - - - DARY!


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    .. it keeps getting better..

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    Good one

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    fantastic

    We should stop playing cricket and settle matches through poetry.

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    Vegitto

    fantastic man...

    Best thread in PP !!!

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    Definitely best thread on PP. This thread>>>>>Pakistan vs India nonstop nonsense.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegitto1 View Post
    What a reply gentleman
    You deserve a standing ovation
    Taking the Englishman out
    Now hear your neighbour shout

    Your country is much bigger than mine
    And only in IPL do your 'Stars' shine
    Or against an Island off your coast
    Whom you are always willing to play host.

    You need turning wickets for your bowlers
    Still all wickets are through howlers
    You still call your spinners seamers,
    What world are you living in you bunch of Dreamers!

    You stop us from playing in IPL on your land
    And still we white-washed England
    Ours were not even turning tracks
    But then we had bowlers, you have Jack!

    O Wait! what am I thinkin
    I forgot all about your great Sachin
    Tell him its time to retire and do coverage
    When age gets close to average

    Moving on to your son of sardar
    What happened to Bhajji yaar?
    Has he been getting a phainty
    Is that what reminded you of Monty

    Does it hurt to see the Monty Dance
    In India he would never get a chance
    England selects Cricketing Stars
    Indian team is full of wannabe "Rockstars"

    BCCI should cancel the 4th test
    no need to show us another English run-fest
    Have mercy on Indian bowlers and the people
    Why not have 5 days of IPL!!!

    good one

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    fantastic stuff Vegitto, You the man
    you just outdid the Indian newbie, the Gentleman

    i wish we had more threads like this
    where everyone can just come in and take a pisss

    I ain't trying to be some lyrical genius
    its just that, i don't wanna feel like Odysseus

    i hope we can keep this going
    it helps keep the creative juices flowing

    Last edited by DHONI183; 8th December 2012 at 10:17. Reason: Asterisks

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    This has the potential to be a legendary thread. I expect contributions from everybody at some point.

    I'm readying mine.

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    Lmao brilliant stuff

    Keep them coming

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    lol we have some talented PPers


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegitto1 View Post
    What a reply gentleman
    You deserve a standing ovation
    Taking the Englishman out
    Now hear your neighbour shout

    Your country is much bigger than mine
    And only in IPL do your 'Stars' shine
    Or against an Island off your coast
    Whom you are always willing to play host.

    You need turning wickets for your bowlers
    Still all wickets are through howlers
    You still call your spinners seamers,
    What world are you living in you bunch of Dreamers!

    You stop us from playing in IPL on your land
    And still we white-washed England
    Ours were not even turning tracks
    But then we had bowlers, you have Jack!

    O Wait! what am I thinkin
    I forgot all about your great Sachin
    Tell him its time to retire and do coverage
    When age gets close to average

    Moving on to your son of sardar
    What happened to Bhajji yaar?
    Has he been getting a phainty
    Is that what reminded you of Monty

    Does it hurt to see the Monty Dance
    In India he would never get a chance
    England selects Cricketing Stars
    Indian team is full of wannabe "Rockstars"

    BCCI should cancel the 4th test
    no need to show us another English run-fest
    Have mercy on Indian bowlers and the people
    Why not have 5 days of IPL!!!
    Brilliant stuff.


    "Give me the cold steel of the European Cup over a warm smile any day." L6 Red

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegitto1 View Post
    O Wait! what am I thinkin
    I forgot all about your great Sachin
    Tell him its time to retire and do coverage
    When age gets close to average



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    Hey, Gentleman! You've had your luck
    tried to rhyme with your Uncle
    but now he's woken up!
    You claim your 'Son of Sardar' Mudhsuden
    well guess what son, Monty's born in Luton!
    How dare you invoke Divide and Rule?
    Monty learned to play in a Bedfordshire school
    I'm old enough to be Sachin's dad
    & remember all the good spinners you once had
    Bedi, Chandra, Venkat Prasad
    their successors don't look to be all that hard
    Apart from Ojha your spinners are whack!
    You'd better look to the land of PAK
    and import Ajmal! - there's a mystery spinner
    Even Sandwich Fatel eats your chumps for dinner
    Oh yes! I forgot to mention
    All your batters save Pujara should be drawing their pensions
    They really do need to get the lard out
    in the field they stand still like cardboard cut-outs
    Old Sachin just cannot be bothered at all
    and now he can't shelter behind his Wall
    Your boys schooled mine over at Ahmedabad
    but they learned sharp quick,
    now it's over for your lads
    We got our revenge at Mumbai and Kolkata
    your batsmen are quaking, your bowlers are battered
    Then there's your "pacers", that's oxymoronic
    You had Kapil Dev once, now they're all chronic
    -ly lacking in skill, Zaheer's over the hill
    Try to scare us with a Khan? Well, he's not Imran
    But talking of Kapil, you're not totally foundered
    'cause if Ashwin could bowl, then he'll be an all-rounder
    And here are my final words to alarm ya
    Even Ian Bell's not scared by I-Shan't-Harm-Ya!
    Last edited by Robert; 8th December 2012 at 07:18.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegitto1 View Post
    What a reply gentleman
    You deserve a standing ovation
    Taking the Englishman out
    Now hear your neighbour shout

    Your country is much bigger than mine
    And only in IPL do your 'Stars' shine
    Or against an Island off your coast
    Whom you are always willing to play host.

    You need turning wickets for your bowlers
    Still all wickets are through howlers
    You still call your spinners seamers,
    What world are you living in you bunch of Dreamers!

    You stop us from playing in IPL on your land
    And still we white-washed England
    Ours were not even turning tracks
    But then we had bowlers, you have Jack!

    O Wait! what am I thinkin
    I forgot all about your great Sachin
    Tell him its time to retire and do coverage
    When age gets close to average

    Moving on to your son of sardar
    What happened to Bhajji yaar?
    Has he been getting a phainty
    Is that what reminded you of Monty

    Does it hurt to see the Monty Dance
    In India he would never get a chance
    England selects Cricketing Stars
    Indian team is full of wannabe "Rockstars"

    BCCI should cancel the 4th test
    no need to show us another English run-fest
    Have mercy on Indian bowlers and the people
    Why not have 5 days of IPL!!!
    Absolutely Great

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegitto1 View Post
    What a reply gentleman
    You deserve a standing ovation
    Taking the Englishman out
    Now hear your neighbour shout

    Your country is much bigger than mine
    And only in IPL do your 'Stars' shine
    Or against an Island off your coast
    Whom you are always willing to play host.

    You need turning wickets for your bowlers
    Still all wickets are through howlers
    You still call your spinners seamers,
    What world are you living in you bunch of Dreamers!

    You stop us from playing in IPL on your land
    And still we white-washed England
    Ours were not even turning tracks
    But then we had bowlers, you have Jack!

    O Wait! what am I thinkin
    I forgot all about your great Sachin
    Tell him its time to retire and do coverage
    When age gets close to average

    Moving on to your son of sardar
    What happened to Bhajji yaar?
    Has he been getting a phainty
    Is that what reminded you of Monty

    Does it hurt to see the Monty Dance
    In India he would never get a chance
    England selects Cricketing Stars
    Indian team is full of wannabe "Rockstars"

    BCCI should cancel the 4th test
    no need to show us another English run-fest
    Have mercy on Indian bowlers and the people
    Why not have 5 days of IPL!!!
    another master piece!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert View Post
    Hey, Gentleman! You've had your luck
    tried to rhyme with your Uncle
    but now he's woken up!
    You claim your 'Son of Sardar' Mudhsuden
    well guess what son, Monty's born in Luton!
    How dare you invoke Divide and Rule?
    Monty learned to play in a Bedfordshire school
    I'm old enough to be Sachin's dad
    & remember all the good spinners you once had
    Bedi, Chandra, Venkat Prasad
    their successors don't look to be all that hard
    Apart from Ojha your spinners are whack!
    You'd better look to the land of PAK
    and import Ajmal! - there's a mystery spinner
    Even Sandwich Fatel eats your chumps for dinner
    Oh yes! I forgot to mention
    All your batters save Pujara should be drawing their pensions
    They really do need to get the lard out
    in the field they stand still like cardboard cut-outs
    Old Sachin just cannot be bothered at all
    and now he can't shelter behind his Wall
    Your boys schooled mine over at Ahmedabad
    but they learned sharp quick,
    now it's over for your lads
    We got our revenge at Mumbai and Kolkata
    your batsmen are quaking, your bowlers are battered
    Then there's your "pacers", that's oxymoronic
    You had Kapil Dev once, now they're all chronic
    -ly lacking in skill, Zaheer's over the hill
    Try to scare us with a Khan? Well, he's not Imran
    But talking of Kapil, you're not totally foundered
    'cause if Ashwin could bowl, then he'll be an all-rounder
    And here are my final words to alarm ya
    Even Ian Bell's not scared by I-Shan't-Harm-Ya!

    Haha I like this one .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegitto1 View Post
    What a reply gentleman
    You deserve a standing ovation
    Taking the Englishman out
    Now hear your neighbour shout

    Your country is much bigger than mine
    And only in IPL do your 'Stars' shine
    Or against an Island off your coast
    Whom you are always willing to play host.

    You need turning wickets for your bowlers
    Still all wickets are through howlers
    You still call your spinners seamers,
    What world are you living in you bunch of Dreamers!

    You stop us from playing in IPL on your land
    And still we white-washed England
    Ours were not even turning tracks
    But then we had bowlers, you have Jack!

    O Wait! what am I thinkin
    I forgot all about your great Sachin
    Tell him its time to retire and do coverage
    When age gets close to average

    Moving on to your son of sardar
    What happened to Bhajji yaar?
    Has he been getting a phainty
    Is that what reminded you of Monty

    Does it hurt to see the Monty Dance
    In India he would never get a chance
    England selects Cricketing Stars
    Indian team is full of wannabe "Rockstars"

    BCCI should cancel the 4th test
    no need to show us another English run-fest
    Have mercy on Indian bowlers and the people
    Why not have 5 days of IPL!!!
    EPIC PWNAGE! Better than Gentleman's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert View Post
    Hey, Gentleman! You've had your luck
    tried to rhyme with your Uncle
    but now he's woken up!
    You claim your 'Son of Sardar' Mudhsuden
    well guess what son, Monty's born in Luton!
    How dare you invoke Divide and Rule?
    Monty learned to play in a Bedfordshire school
    I'm old enough to be Sachin's dad
    & remember all the good spinners you once had
    Bedi, Chandra, Venkat Prasad
    their successors don't look to be all that hard
    Apart from Ojha your spinners are whack!
    You'd better look to the land of PAK
    and import Ajmal! - there's a mystery spinner
    Even Sandwich Fatel eats your chumps for dinner
    Oh yes! I forgot to mention
    All your batters save Pujara should be drawing their pensions
    They really do need to get the lard out
    in the field they stand still like cardboard cut-outs
    Old Sachin just cannot be bothered at all
    and now he can't shelter behind his Wall
    Your boys schooled mine over at Ahmedabad
    but they learned sharp quick,
    now it's over for your lads
    We got our revenge at Mumbai and Kolkata
    your batsmen are quaking, your bowlers are battered
    Then there's your "pacers", that's oxymoronic
    You had Kapil Dev once, now they're all chronic
    -ly lacking in skill, Zaheer's over the hill
    Try to scare us with a Khan? Well, he's not Imran
    But talking of Kapil, you're not totally foundered
    'cause if Ashwin could bowl, then he'll be an all-rounder
    And here are my final words to alarm ya
    Even Ian Bell's not scared by I-Shan't-Harm-Ya!
    Nice reply, poomie.

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    this is fun thread


    Pakistan Zindabad

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    This is absolutely epic epic legendary thread.

    Brilliant Stuff from Rob, GentleMan and Vegitto

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    Awesome thread, looking forward to more poetry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegitto1 View Post
    What a reply gentleman
    You deserve a standing ovation
    Taking the Englishman out
    Now hear your neighbour shout

    Your country is much bigger than mine
    And only in IPL do your 'Stars' shine
    Or against an Island off your coast
    Whom you are always willing to play host.

    You need turning wickets for your bowlers
    Still all wickets are through howlers
    You still call your spinners seamers,
    What world are you living in you bunch of Dreamers!

    You stop us from playing in IPL on your land
    And still we white-washed England
    Ours were not even turning tracks
    But then we had bowlers, you have Jack!

    O Wait! what am I thinkin
    I forgot all about your great Sachin
    Tell him its time to retire and do coverage
    When age gets close to average

    Moving on to your son of sardar
    What happened to Bhajji yaar?
    Has he been getting a phainty
    Is that what reminded you of Monty

    Does it hurt to see the Monty Dance
    In India he would never get a chance
    England selects Cricketing Stars
    Indian team is full of wannabe "Rockstars"

    BCCI should cancel the 4th test
    no need to show us another English run-fest
    Have mercy on Indian bowlers and the people
    Why not have 5 days of IPL!!!
    Hilarious!

    Unbelievable stuff!

    Quote Originally Posted by Robert View Post
    Hey, Gentleman! You've had your luck
    tried to rhyme with your Uncle
    but now he's woken up!
    You claim your 'Son of Sardar' Mudhsuden
    well guess what son, Monty's born in Luton!
    How dare you invoke Divide and Rule?
    Monty learned to play in a Bedfordshire school
    I'm old enough to be Sachin's dad
    & remember all the good spinners you once had
    Bedi, Chandra, Venkat Prasad
    their successors don't look to be all that hard
    Apart from Ojha your spinners are whack!
    You'd better look to the land of PAK
    and import Ajmal! - there's a mystery spinner
    Even Sandwich Fatel eats your chumps for dinner
    Oh yes! I forgot to mention
    All your batters save Pujara should be drawing their pensions
    They really do need to get the lard out
    in the field they stand still like cardboard cut-outs
    Old Sachin just cannot be bothered at all
    and now he can't shelter behind his Wall
    Your boys schooled mine over at Ahmedabad
    but they learned sharp quick,
    now it's over for your lads
    We got our revenge at Mumbai and Kolkata
    your batsmen are quaking, your bowlers are battered
    Then there's your "pacers", that's oxymoronic
    You had Kapil Dev once, now they're all chronic
    -ly lacking in skill, Zaheer's over the hill
    Try to scare us with a Khan? Well, he's not Imran
    But talking of Kapil, you're not totally foundered
    'cause if Ashwin could bowl, then he'll be an all-rounder
    And here are my final words to alarm ya
    Even Ian Bell's not scared by I-Shan't-Harm-Ya!
    !

    Great!

    Quote Originally Posted by DeadlyVenom View Post
    fantastic

    We should stop playing cricket and settle matches through poetry.
    Quote Originally Posted by Anfield View Post
    Definitely best thread on PP. This thread>>>>>Pakistan vs India nonstop nonsense.
    Two very good posts and I agree.

    Quote Originally Posted by James View Post
    This has the potential to be a legendary thread. I expect contributions from everybody at some point.

    I'm readying mine.
    I am waiting, James.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert View Post
    Hey, Gentleman! You've had your luck
    tried to rhyme with your Uncle
    but now he's woken up!
    You claim your 'Son of Sardar' Mudhsuden
    well guess what son, Monty's born in Luton!
    How dare you invoke Divide and Rule?
    Monty learned to play in a Bedfordshire school
    I'm old enough to be Sachin's dad
    & remember all the good spinners you once had
    Bedi, Chandra, Venkat Prasad
    their successors don't look to be all that hard
    Apart from Ojha your spinners are whack!
    You'd better look to the land of PAK
    and import Ajmal! - there's a mystery spinner
    Even Sandwich Fatel eats your chumps for dinner
    Oh yes! I forgot to mention
    All your batters save Pujara should be drawing their pensions
    They really do need to get the lard out
    in the field they stand still like cardboard cut-outs
    Old Sachin just cannot be bothered at all
    and now he can't shelter behind his Wall
    Your boys schooled mine over at Ahmedabad
    but they learned sharp quick,
    now it's over for your lads
    We got our revenge at Mumbai and Kolkata
    your batsmen are quaking, your bowlers are battered
    Then there's your "pacers", that's oxymoronic
    You had Kapil Dev once, now they're all chronic
    -ly lacking in skill, Zaheer's over the hill
    Try to scare us with a Khan? Well, he's not Imran
    But talking of Kapil, you're not totally foundered
    'cause if Ashwin could bowl, then he'll be an all-rounder
    And here are my final words to alarm ya
    Even Ian Bell's not scared by I-Shan't-Harm-Ya!
    Some brilliant rhyming back n forth, but here man this is peerless!!

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    Magnificent i am preparing.


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