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  1. #1761
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    An Asian guy walks into a saloon and says I need to get some **** breaching done.

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    What do you call someone with no body and a nose?








    Nobody Knows
    Last edited by Syed2015; 22nd August 2015 at 01:17.

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    A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

    The dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."

    The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

    The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."

    The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

    The little boy replies, "Well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep sh*t."


    “In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule”

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    ^^^

    Didn't notice it's already been posted before.


    “In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule”

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    The reason you say bismillah before drinking water is because there are 3 jinns in it.

    2 Hydrogens
    1 Oxygen

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    Many years ago, a woman gave birth to twin sons. She and her husband,

    a fisherman, loved their children very much, but couldnt think of

    what to name them. Finally, after a few days, the husband said,

    Lets not decide on names right now. If we wait a little while, the

    names will simply come to us.
    After several weeks had passed, the couple noticed something

    peculiar. When left alone, one of the boys would always turn toward

    the sea, while the other boy would face inland. It didnt matter

    which way the parents positioned the children, the same child always

    faced the same direction. Lets call the boys Toward and Away,

    suggested the woman. Her husband agreed, and from that point on, the

    boys were known simply as Toward and Away.


    The years passed and the lads grew tall and strong. The day came when

    the aging fisherman said to his sons, Boys, it is time that you

    learn how to make a living from the sea. The three of them filled

    their ship with supplies, said their good-byes, and set sail for a

    three-month voyage. The three months passed quickly for the woman,

    yet the ship had not returned. Another three months passed, and still

    no ship.
    Three whole years passed before the grieving woman saw a lone man

    walking toward her house. She recognized him as her husband. My

    goodness! What has happened to my darling boys? she cried. The

    ragged fisherman began to tell his story: We were just barely one

    whole day out to sea when Toward hooked into a great fish. Toward

    fought long and hard, but the fish was more than his equal. For a

    whole week they wrestled upon the waves without either of them

    letting up. Yet eventually the great fish started to win the battle,

    and Toward was pulled over the side of our ship. He was swallowed

    whole, and we never saw either of them again.
    Oh dear, that must have been terrible! What a huge fish that must have been! said the woman.
    Yes, it was, but you should have seen the one that got Away!

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    A woman walks into a bar with a giraffe. The woman goes over to the bar to order a drink while the giraffe lies down. The bartender says to the woman, “Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ on the floor!” The
    woman answers, “It’s not a lion.”

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    A woman goes into the local pet shop and asks the owner for a pet that can do everything. The owner thinks about it and says, “How about a dog?”

    The woman replies, “No, I had a dog before. He was great but all he did was eat, sleep, and play fetch. I want a pet that can do everything!”

    The owner thinks some more and says, “How about a cat?”
    The woman replies, “No way! A cat certainly can’t do everything;

    in fact, I’ve never seen them do anything! I want a pet that can do everything!”
    The owner thinks for a long time and then says, “I’ve got it! What you want is a millipede!”
    The woman looks at the owner skeptically and says, “A millipede?

    I can’t imagine a millipede doing everything. But okay, I’ll try a millipede.” When the woman gets the millipede home, she’s eager to try him out, so she says to him, “Please clean the kitchen.” Thirty minutes later, she walks into the kitchen and it’s spotless. All the dishes are cleaned and neatly put away. The cabinets are clean and the floor is waxed. She’s absolutely amazed.

    Wanting to see what else he can do, the woman says to the millipede,

    “Please clean the living room.” Twenty-five minutes later, she walks into the living room, and again everything’s perfect. The carpets have been vacuumed. The furniture was cleaned and dusted. The woman
    is once again impressed.

    The woman thinks to herself, “This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. This pet really can do everything.” Wanting him to do more, she says to the millipede, “Run down to the corner store and get me a newspaper, please.” The millipede walks out of the living room.

    Ten minutes go by and no millipede. Twenty minutes go by and still no millipede. After thirty minutes the woman is starting to wonder what’s going on. It should have taken the millipede only a couple of
    minutes. But forty-five minutes later and still no millipede.
    Deciding to look for him, the woman goes to leave out the front door.

    She opens the door and the millipede is just sitting on the front steps. The woman becomes furious. She says, “Hey! Where have you been all this time? I asked you 45 minutes ago to go to the corner store
    and get me a newspaper. Then I come to find you and you’re sitting down on the job. What’s going on?”
    The millipede replies, “I’m going. I just have to put my shoes

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    Quote Originally Posted by MRSN View Post
    A woman walks into a bar with a giraffe. The woman goes over to the bar to order a drink while the giraffe lies down. The bartender says to the woman, “Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ on the floor!” The
    woman answers, “It’s not a lion.”
    Hahahaha


    Rule #1 Im always right
    Rule #2 If im wrong please look at rule #1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donal Cozzie View Post
    What do you call an Islamic scholar who bodybuilds??








    A protein shaykh!!
    What with the popularity of hipster beards, I see protein sheikh lookalikes by the dozen at my gym.


    Silver-tongued seraphim circling the spire...
    Gather in the gallery in their best attire...

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    Saeed Ajmal ended/put a full stop to Sachin Tendulkar's ODI careerSaeed Ajmal

    . = Saeed Ajmal

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Last Of The Stars View Post
    Saeed Ajmal ended/put a full stop to Sachin Tendulkar's ODI careerSaeed Ajmal

    . = Saeed Ajmal
    Damn that was far too lame.


    Hai yeh Josh-e-Junoon, hai yeh apna yaqeen, ke jo tum mein hai dum, woh kisi mein nahin!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Last Of The Stars View Post
    Saeed Ajmal ended/put a full stop to Sachin Tendulkar's ODI careerSaeed Ajmal

    . = Saeed Ajmal
    ...and the winner of the lamest joke contest is... @The Last Of The Stars

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    Maybe a bit nerdy but here goes...

    Einstein, Newton and Pascal decide to play hide and seek. Einstein agrees to count first. So he starts and Pascal runs away to hide himself. Newton, instead of hiding, merely pulls out a chalk, draws a square of 1 meter and stands inside it.

    Einstein finishes counting and turns around to find Newton still standing there. So he says 'Hey Newton, I've got you, you are out."

    Newton shakes his head and says "You got a Newton in a square meter, so you've got Pascal"

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    I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"


    “In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule”

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    Quote Originally Posted by gani999 View Post
    Maybe a bit nerdy but here goes...

    Einstein, Newton and Pascal decide to play hide and seek. Einstein agrees to count first. So he starts and Pascal runs away to hide himself. Newton, instead of hiding, merely pulls out a chalk, draws a square of 1 meter and stands inside it.

    Einstein finishes counting and turns around to find Newton still standing there. So he says 'Hey Newton, I've got you, you are out."

    Newton shakes his head and says "You got a Newton in a square meter, so you've got Pascal"
    Arrgggggghhhhhhhh


    I am not one of you. I never was. I am not one of them either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
    That wasn't lame at all


    Mein inko rolaonga

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
    ahahahahahaha gold. Need to copy paste this to my friends if you dont mind.


    Pakistan is that kid who never studies for his exams but is surprised when he fails.

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    A college football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed maths, but we need you in there. So what I have to do is ask you a maths question, and if you get it right, you can play."

    The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate... what is two plus two?"

    The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "4?"

    "Did you say 4?!?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!"


    “In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
    Do you own this bank?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    A college football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed maths, but we need you in there. So what I have to do is ask you a maths question, and if you get it right, you can play."

    The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate... what is two plus two?"

    The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "4?"

    "Did you say 4?!?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
    This didn't have any hands as well.

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    Shahid Afridi


    Mein inko rolaonga

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Last Of The Stars View Post
    Do you own this bank?
    Quote Originally Posted by The Last Of The Stars View Post
    This didn't have any hands as well.
    Didn't realise you were one of the players who wanted their team-mate to be given another chance.


    “In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    Didn't realise you were one of the players who wanted their team-mate to be given another chance.
    I didn't get it, but as it's 'The Lame Jokes Thread', so fair enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Last Of The Stars View Post
    I didn't get it, but as it's 'The Lame Jokes Thread', so fair enough
    You didn't get it?
    Both? One? Which one?

    let me know so I can take you step-by-step through it/them.


    “In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule”

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Last Of The Stars View Post
    I didn't get it, ...
    OK, here's the explanation:
    * Star player is thick.
    * He's asked "What is 2 + 2"
    * Coach pleasantly surprised and shocked star player gave the correct answer "4".
    * Other players thought star player's answer of "4" was incorrect, and that's why they all asked he should be given another chance.
    * What does that say about the intelligence level of all the other players if they all thought "4" was the wrong answer to "2 + 2" ?

    Now do you get it?


    “In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule”

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    Here is a lame joke for you. You

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thivagar View Post
    Here is a lame joke for you. You
    Very funny, I can't stop laughing. ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    Didn't realise you were one of the players who wanted their team-mate to be given another chance.
    I got your lame jokes, but not this sentence, at first it looked out of context to me, but now as you have explained it, and that it's related to one of your lame jokes, so I get it now

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Last Of The Stars View Post
    I got your lame jokes, but not this sentence, at first it looked out of context to me, but now as you have explained it, and that it's related to one of your lame jokes, so I get it now
    I'm glad the detailed explanation, and the step-by-step breakdown, resulted in you getting this (your word: "lame") joke.


    “In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Syed1 View Post
    Shahid Afridi
    Biggest joke in Pakistani history.


    Nahi hua us se chase

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
    LMAO too good


    Nahi hua us se chase

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    Why did the octopus blush?

    Hed just seen the bottom of the ocean!!!!

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    What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?


    Snowballs




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    Quote Originally Posted by SL_Fan View Post
    What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?


    Snowballs


    Wait - is the answer one gigantic rolling snow ball?


    Azaadi. InshAllah.

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    A woman called her husband and asked him to pick up some organic vegetables for that night's dinner on his way home. The husband arrived at the store and began to search all over for organic vegetables before finally asking the storekeeper where they were. The storekeeper didn't know what he was talking about, so the husband said: "These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with poisonous chemicals?" To which the storekeeper replied, "No, sir, you will have to do that yourself."
    Last edited by gani999; 9th May 2016 at 23:17.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gani999 View Post
    Maybe a bit nerdy but here goes...

    Einstein, Newton and Pascal decide to play hide and seek. Einstein agrees to count first. So he starts and Pascal runs away to hide himself. Newton, instead of hiding, merely pulls out a chalk, draws a square of 1 meter and stands inside it.

    Einstein finishes counting and turns around to find Newton still standing there. So he says 'Hey Newton, I've got you, you are out."

    Newton shakes his head and says "You got a Newton in a square meter, so you've got Pascal"
    hahahahah

    sorry that is excellent!


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    The people of a village in India who were extremely patriotic, decided to set up a small cinema.

    Wishing to honor some national leader on the occassion, they called their cinema 'Gandhiji Ki Dhoti

    Soon the villagers started seeing adverts like these:

    Gandhiji Ki Dhoti mein Seeta aur Geeta
    Gandhiji ki Dhoti mein Ram Balram
    Gandhiji ki Dhoti mein Bombay to Goa
    Gandhiji ki Dhoti mein Sharaabi
    Gandhiji ki Dhoti mein Don
    Gandhiji ki Dhoti mein Golmaal
    Gandhiji ki Dhoti mein Khoon Bhari Maang
    Gandhiji ki Dhoti mein Mera Gaon Mera Desh
    Gandhiji ki Dhoti mein Thodi Si Bewafai
    Gandhiji ki Dhoti mein Sanam Bewafa
    Gandhiji ki Dhoti mein The Great Gambler
    Gandhiji ki Dhoti mein Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
    Gandhiji ki Dhoti mein Saawan Ko Aane Do
    ..........and so on

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    Need to relieve some India Pakistan tension with lameness.

    Who do you call if you need your gall bladder removed?

    The Indian Army. There surgical strike is so efficient you won't even know your gall bladder is gone until their DGMO calls to tell you about it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jin Chacha View Post
    Need to relieve some India Pakistan tension with lameness.

    Who do you call if you need your gall bladder removed?

    The Indian Army. There surgical strike is so efficient you won't even know your gall bladder is gone until their DGMO calls to tell you about it
    What?


    "Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education at all." --Aristotle


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayyman View Post
    What?
    C'mon you are hurting my feelings. I tried to incorporate so many lame puns into one sentence and you didn't get my joke. This is the lame jokes thread. At least give me some credit for trying

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    Went fishing this weekend as only a couple of weeks left till the season is over and in my being of tranquility this joke from my childhood came to mind for some reason.

    A hunter is in the woods tracking prey when he comes upon a lost a Pandit. The Pandit says he is lost and needs to get to a certain town. The hunter says he will take him there after he's done, so they both carry on.

    After a while the hunter spots a deer, he motions for the Pandit to stay still, takes aim and fires but it misses. He shouts "Miss ho gaya BC". The Pandit reprimands him sayying God doesn't like such curses and to not repeat in the future. The Hunter says OK and they carry on.

    A bit later the hunter spots another dear, takes aim for much longer and fires but misses again. Once more he shouts "Miss ho gaya BC". The pandit now gets very angry and says if he does it one more time, God's wrath will be upon him and he would not be able to do anything to stop it. The hunter apologizes and they carry on.

    Later on the hunter comes upon another deer who was so close that a child could make the shot. He focuses and focuses for minutes and finally shoots only to miss again. He tries to control his temper but in the end yells out "Miss ho gaya BC!"

    The pandit somberly says that he had warned the hunter and now God's wrathe would be upon him. Clouds start to gather, it starts to rain, followed by lightning and thunder, a bolt of lihtning strikes from the skies but hits the Pandit instead.

    There is a moment of silence until a voice comes from above saying "Miss ho gaya BC!!"

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    He made them an offer they couldn't understand". ~ Corrado John "Uncle Junior" Soprano Jr.


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