PPCL | Cerebral Assassins | Team Thread | #Assassinate

[maddgenius]

@Moh@n
Handle your boys bro.
I'm getting worried about their mental states after this roasting barrage.

You worry about the next Shah you wanna become a #Shahzaada of

[Moh@n]

Rishtay main to hum tumharay baap lagtay hain, naam hai #Shehzaada
@Square Drive

Touche

@Moh@n
Handle your boys bro.
I'm getting worried about their mental states after this roasting barrage.

This dude starts the whole thing by coming here and calling himself the abba of @maddgenius first, and tags his captain so that he can also laugh at the joke, which he does.

Now when MG makes the abba joke on him to mirchi lagg gayi. Very sad.

Please don't dish out if you cannot take it.

[maddgenius]

This dude starts the whole thing by coming here and calling himself the abba of @maddgenius first, and tags his captain so that he can also laugh at the joke, which he does.

Now when MG makes the abba joke on him to mirchi lagg gayi. Very sad.

Please don't dish out if you cannot take it.

Funny thing is SD isn't his captain. It's just @Hadi Rizvi wants to become his #Shahzaada too

[Moh@n]

And now they are taking solace in the Loose Cannons thread - haila ye log kitne shareef hain compared to Assassins, inko to sledge karne ka bhi mann nahi ho raha

[Square Drive]

This dude starts the whole thing by coming here and calling himself the abba of @maddgenius first, and tags his captain so that he can also laugh at the joke, which he does.

Now when MG makes the abba joke on him to mirchi lagg gayi. Very sad.

Please don't dish out if you cannot take it.

What?

First of all, I'm not Hadi's captain - I think age is catching upto you.

Secondly, what Hadi said is a dialogue from Shahenshah and the way he fit it in with Shahzada was very smooth. That's all there was to it.

This whole abbu crap was escalated by @maddgenius and so I dropped out of that convo, even when Hadi replied to it.

Kisi ko mirchi nahi lagi hai, besides you all. Lighten up.

[Moh@n]

Funny thing is SD isn't his captain. It's just @Hadi Rizvi wants to become his #Shahzaada too

Dhajjiyan udd gayi, and all it took were a couple of members. Imagine if we had even a semi active team

[maddgenius]

@Hadi Rizvi

Dekh bhaal k pangay liya karo beta

[Hadi Rizvi]

This dude starts the whole thing by coming here and calling himself the abba of @maddgenius first, and tags his captain so that he can also laugh at the joke, which he does.

Now when MG makes the abba joke on him to mirchi lagg gayi. Very sad.

Please don't dish out if you cannot take it.

@Babu Bhaiya

[Manager101]

I think Assassins will be a top contender this season with match winners like @ritzy_123 and @maddgenius in there team. Secondly, they have a top Strategist in form of @Hamad_H who might not perform on field but has the best cricketing mind with tactics and stuff.

[Moh@n]

Funny thing is SD isn't his captain. It's just @Hadi Rizvi wants to become his #Shahzaada too

The OP of their team thread as well as the team details that they posted in the team submission thread says SD is the Hawks captain.

[maddgenius]

I think Assassins will be a top contender this season with match winners like @ritzy_123 and @maddgenius in there team. Secondly, they have a top Strategist in form of @Hamad_H who might not perform on field but has the best cricketing mind with tactics and stuff.

Thanks Manager. After your exploits in PSL, your team we'd be the most wary of. Good luck for the season

[maddgenius]

The OP of their team thread as well as the team details that they posted in the team submission thread says SD is the Hawks captain.

But @Hadi Rizvi is a Pindi Boy following @Square Drive everywhere like

[maddgenius]

@Hadi Rizvi after his balakaar at the hands of Assassins

[Moh@n]

First of all, I'm not Hadi's captain - I think age is catching upto you.

Then change the OP of your team thread, there you said you are the captain.

Waah, making fun of me when it's you who is having Ghajini fits smh.

[Watsupdoc]

Then change the OP of your team thread, there you said you are the captain.

Waah, making fun of me when it's you who is having Ghajini fits smh.

Hadi is not even part of the Hawks

[Hadi Rizvi]

Apnay mun mia mithoo honay ki bhi hadd hai wese

[Hadi Rizvi]

Hadi is not even part of the Hawks

Choro yaar

Buzurg hai. Age ka scene hai. Lihaaz karke ignore maaro.

Matches main bhi to izzat afzayi krni haina abhi

[Moh@n]

Hadi is not even part of the Hawks

Ah. So why did he tag SD then? Meh.

[maddgenius]

Hadi is not even part of the Hawks

Hadi ki constant bootlicking ki waja se ghalat fehmi hogai hogi

[Watsupdoc]

Ah. So why did he tag SD then? Meh.

Cause they are best buddies from the days of PSL. I don’t know

[Moh@n]

Hadi ki constant bootlicking ki waja se ghalat fehmi hogai hogi

Yaar how do they expect me to know who all plays for them, as if anyone cares. He tagged SD so I assumed he is at the Hawks.

And now the kiddo is going on and on with his lame "buzurg" chants, as if that's going to bother me

[Watsupdoc]

Choro yaar

Buzurg hai. Age ka scene hai. Lihaaz karke ignore maaro.

Matches main bhi to izzat afzayi krni haina abhi

I think it’s about we start the matches so that everyone can respond with the ball and bat

[Hadi Rizvi]

Hadi ki constant bootlicking ki waja se ghalat fehmi hogai hogi

The fact that you have to mention my name in every post for the last hour just to remain relevant is so satisfying lol.

Allah kabhi itna desperate na kare mujhe.

[Hadi Rizvi]

Yaar how do they expect me to know who all plays for them, as if anyone cares. He tagged SD so I assumed he is at the Hawks.

And now the kiddo is going on and on with his lame "buzurg" chants, as if that's going to bother me

Kuch pata bhi nahi hai
Bolnay ka bhi shauq hai

Lagta hai kaptaan aur player dono ko homework karnay ki aadat nahi hai.

Anyways I'm done. Aaj ke liye itni maghaz maari kaafi hai lol.

[Moh@n]

Kuch pata bhi nahi hai
Bolnay ka bhi shauq hai

Lagta hai kaptaan aur player dono ko homework karnay ki aadat nahi hai.

Anyways I'm done. Aaj ke liye itni maghaz maari kaafi hai lol.

Jaao bhai jaao, wapas Loose Cannons thread mei comfort le lo. Maghaz maari lol, zyada stress de diya tumhe aaj

[maddgenius]

@Hadi Rizvi entering Assassins team thread



Hadi after the balatkaar

[Batsman e Azam]

@Hadi Rizvi entering Assassins team thread



Hadi after the balatkaar

Hahahaha. Nice one!

[Batsman e Azam]

Rishtay main to hum tumharay baap lagtay hain, naam hai #Shehzaada
@Square Drive

I really respect your name, but this is not cool! You started this baap beta thing and now you're trying to play a sort of a victim card. Remember every action has a reaction and @madgenius's reaction was in return to your action.

Jaisi karni waisi bharni

[Hadi Rizvi]

I really respect your name, but this is not cool! You started this baap beta thing and now you're trying to play a sort of a victim card. Remember every action has a reaction and @madgenius's reaction was in return to your action.

Jaisi karni waisi bharni

Check post #85

My point was that maddgenius started making lame, cringey "jokes" and everyone stopped replying because it wasn't funny anymore.

[Batsman e Azam]

My point was that maddgenius started making lame, cringey "jokes" and everyone stopped replying because it wasn't funny anymore.

Sir that isn't the problem. I am not saying that you should take this thread to 10 pages with your jokes. The thing is that you started these weird 'funny' jokes which weren't funny one bit. Making fun of fathers and saying 'rishte mein baap lagte hain' and 'aap Mughalon ke time ke lagte hain' isn't funny. None of your comments were funny (at least to me), unlike the Lightning Hawks. @Watsupdoc @Square Drive are making genuinely funny comments and it is all banter. We haven't minded a single comment of theirs as it is funny and not meant to disrespect.

You went towards another side. Now when we replied, you are acting as if we are trying to seek attention.

I am sorry if any of my comments hurt you or your team. None of us mean to disrespect anybody.

[Hadi Rizvi]

Sir that isn't the problem. I am not saying that you should take this thread to 10 pages with your jokes. The thing is that you started these weird 'funny' jokes which weren't funny one bit. Making fun of fathers and saying 'rishte mein baap lagte hain' and 'aap Mughalon ke time ke lagte hain' isn't funny. None of your comments were funny (at least to me), unlike the Lightning Hawks. @Watsupdoc @Square Drive are making genuinely funny comments and it is all banter. We haven't minded a single comment of theirs as it is funny and not meant to disrespect.

You went towards another side. Now when we replied, you are acting as if we are trying to seek attention.

I am sorry if any of my comments hurt you or your team. None of us mean to disrespect anybody.

Bro why are you making this an "us vs them" thing? I thought it was all good banter.

Btw how do you feel about bootlicker and "part-time abbu" jokes? Aren't they from the other side? My line was a movie quote. Maddgenius started talking about multiple dads. If you guys can't handle movie quotes and aren't mature enough to take jokes "from another side" then that's not my problem. Besides, none of my jokes were directed towards you so why are you making a mountain out of a molehill?

I know how to take a joke and give it back with interest. Ab mirchein lag rahi hain to main kya karoon?

This is my last post on this.

I didn't know we had mummy daddy bachay at PPCL. Very disappointed.

[maddgenius]

Check post #85

My point was that maddgenius started making lame, cringey "jokes" and everyone stopped replying because it wasn't funny anymore.

You started it. Ab panga lia hai to bhugat beta. Tujhe to ghar tak chor k aaunga

[maddgenius]

What?

First of all, I'm not Hadi's captain - I think age is catching upto you.

Secondly, what Hadi said is a dialogue from Shahenshah and the way he fit it in with Shahzada was very smooth. That's all there was to it.

This whole abbu crap was escalated by @maddgenius and so I dropped out of that convo, even when Hadi replied to it.

Kisi ko mirchi nahi lagi hai, besides you all. Lighten up.

Bro why are you making this an "us vs them" thing? I thought it was all good banter.

Btw how do you feel about bootlicker and "part-time abbu" jokes? Aren't they from the other side? My line was a movie quote. Maddgenius started talking about multiple dads. If you guys can't handle movie quotes and aren't mature enough to take jokes "from another side" then that's not my problem. Besides, none of my jokes were directed towards you so why are you making a mountain out of a molehill?

I know how to take a joke and give it back with interest. Ab mirchein lag rahi hain to main kya karoon?

This is my last post on this.

I didn't know we had mummy daddy bachay at PPCL. Very disappointed.

What's this excuse of movie dialogues?

Should I start using dialogues of 'Gangs of Wasaypur' or 'Sacred games'

[maddgenius]

I really respect your name, but this is not cool! You started this baap beta thing and now you're trying to play a sort of a victim card. Remember every action has a reaction and @madgenius's reaction was in return to your action.

Jaisi karni waisi bharni

Easy le gaya tha bacha

[Hadi Rizvi]

You started it. Ab panga lia hai to bhugat beta. Tujhe to ghar tak chor k aaunga

See what I mean when I said mummy daddy immature bachay.

Ab iss banday ko kya jawab doon main.

Acha tu khush reh. Jahan chorrna hai chorr de. I damn care lol.

[maddgenius]

See what I mean when I said mummy daddy immature bachay.

Ab iss banday ko kya jawab doon main.

Acha tu khush reh. Jahan chorrna hai chorr de. I damn care lol.

Haan bhaag ja beta. Jo thori bohat izzat bach gai hai bacha k bhaag ja shaba

[maddgenius]

Dhajjiyan udd gayi, and all it took were a couple of members. Imagine if we had even a semi active team

ye Hadi jese 10 k liye bhi akela Assassin kaafi hai. You remember the times of Teesra, Shaz, SL_Fan, Aman, SnS?

Yeh namoona Hadi kis khait ki mooli hai
@Square Drive Le ja bhai apne chaparasi @Hadi Rizvi ko

[Watsupdoc]

ye Hadi jese 10 k liye bhi akela Assassin kaafi hai. You remember the times of Teesra, Shaz, SL_Fan, Aman, SnS?

Yeh namoona Hadi kis khait ki mooli hai
@Square Drive Le ja bhai apne chaparasi @Hadi Rizvi ko

Oh bhai kya hogaya hai tere sense of humour ko? Chaprasi Balatkar Mujra?

[maddgenius]

Oh bhai kya hogaya hai tere sense of humour ko? Chaprasi Balatkar Mujra?

Yaar adday ka chakkar laga k thora behak sa gaya hoon

[Watsupdoc]

Yaar adday ka chakkar laga k thora behak sa gaya hoon

It’s Ramzan Adda is not involved in any such activities at the moment

[maddgenius]

It’s Ramzan Adda is not involved in any such activities at the moment

So what's going on at the adda meri bulbul?

[ritzy_123]

I think Assassins will be a top contender this season with match winners like @ritzy_123 and @maddgenius in there team. Secondly, they have a top Strategist in form of @Hamad_H who might not perform on field but has the best cricketing mind with tactics and stuff.

Thanks Bro.. I hope we can perform well this season

[Moh@n]

Your point of view is also fine but I feel like we can be better served if we use the plan that I have put forward. Feel free to change/improve my plan

Again, that was just the team, not the batting order

The Diamond batsmen will never open, we will have them in the middle order. The regular 75 bats will open, or maybe even a tailender could open. That has been a successful strategy used in previous seasons.

Will submit the team details soon, just waiting for @maddgenius 's views.

[maddgenius]

Again, that was just the team, not the batting order

The Diamond batsmen will never open, we will have them in the middle order. The regular 75 bats will open, or maybe even a tailender could open. That has been a successful strategy used in previous seasons.

Will submit the team details soon, just waiting for @maddgenius 's views.

Still a week to go man.

[Moh@n]

Still a week to go man.

Lol. By that time we would probably have planned a eleven for every pitch and opposition.

[maddgenius]

Lol. By that time we would probably have planned a eleven for every pitch and opposition.

Don't think we need extensive planning against most teams. We can even go with our 2nd XI against the minnow teams like Hawks or Pindi Boys. @Smbhayi is a shrewd tactician so Loose Cannons would certainly be one of the teams to beat. Misbah United with guys like @AFM and @Manager101 could also give us tough time

[maddgenius]

@mohaN Let's submit the player type changes as we discussed.

[Moh@n]

@Batsman e Azam
@maddgenius
@ritzy_123
@Rayyman
@Hamad_H
@Smiling Creed
@Canistani Hero
@Da_Future_Knick
@imranq
@nextover666666

Guys, would really appreciate if some of you could show up and let me know if you prefer any other player role than what you signed up as.

We are going to be discussing player type changes.

We would need:

5 batsmen
1 keeper batsman
2 fast bowlers
1 spinner
1 fast bowling all-rounder
1 spin bowling all-rounder

[Moh@n]

4 Diamond contracts are available, which will be handed over to 2 batsmen and 2 fast bowlers.

[Rayyman]

@Batsman e Azam
@maddgenius
@ritzy_123
@Rayyman
@Hamad_H
@Smiling Creed
@Canistani Hero
@Da_Future_Knick
@imranq
@nextover666666

Guys, would really appreciate if some of you could show up and let me know if you prefer any other player role than what you signed up as.

We are going to be discussing player type changes.

We would need:

5 batsmen
1 keeper batsman
2 fast bowlers
1 spinner
1 fast bowling all-rounder
1 spin bowling all-rounder

I can play as a an off-spin all-rounder or a keeper bat

[Moh@n]

I can play as a an off-spin all-rounder or a keeper bat

Thank you. You will be our keeper bat and I will put you on a Diamond contract as well

[Da_Future_Knick]

I’ll play any position you guys need me too. Just trynna win

[Moh@n]

I’ll play any position you guys need me too. Just trynna win

Thanks for showing up. Please try to post more often on the match threads when the games begin

[maddgenius]

@Moh@n Think we have submitted our team too early. Copy cats aka Hawks already considering making changes to their submitted squad.

[Moh@n]

@Moh@n Think we have submitted our team too early. Copy cats aka Hawks already considering making changes to their submitted squad.

Yeah, we didn't know the organizer will allow further changes. Khush ho jaane do unko bhi.

Submission race mei bhi first aane ka faayda nahi hua

[maddgenius]

Yeah, we didn't know the organizer will allow further changes. Khush ho jaane do unko bhi.

Submission race mei bhi first aane ka faayda nahi hua

Lol yeah

Their team name should be mimicking Hawks

[maddgenius]

@Moh@n


Let's play one away warm up on a spinning track preferrably against Cornered Tigers since their home pitch is a dust bowl

[Mueez]

@Moh@n


Let's play one away warm up on a spinning track preferrably against Cornered Tigers since their home pitch is a dust bowl

I also wanted to play against you guys.

Let’s have two matches.

One at The Cage and the other one at Assassins Lair.

[Mueez]

I also wanted to play against you guys.

Let’s have two matches.

One at The Cage and the other one at Assassins Lair.

Just read that you can request 3 matches, so let’s have one at the Cage.

[maddgenius]

Just read that you can request 3 matches, so let’s have one at the Cage.

Great.

Yeah it's better to play warmups against 3 different teams to have an idea about their strengths/weaknesses

[jeetu]

Please check for errors.

Name	Role	Bat hand	Bowl hand	Bowl Type	Contract	Bat Skill	Bowl Skill
Batsman e Azam	Batsman	Right	Right	medium	Diamond	85	0
Rayyman	WK	Left	Left	medium	Diamond	85	0
maddgenius	Bowler	Right	Right	fast	Diamond	30	85
Moh@n	Bowler	Left	Left	fastmedium	Diamond	30	85
ritzy_123	Batsman	Left	Left	medium	Regular	75	0
Da_Future_Knick	Batsman	Left	Left	medium	Regular	75	0
imranq	Batsman	Right	Left	medium	Regular	75	0
Smiling Creed	Batsman	Right	Right	medium	Regular	75	0
Hamad_H	Bowl AR	Left	Left	fast	Regular	55	65
Canistani Hero	Bowl AR	Right	Right	legspin	Regular	55	65
nextover666666	Bowler	Left	Left	legspin	Regular	20	75
Babar Azam	Batsman	Right	Right	medium	IntReg	75	0
Stuart Broad	Bowl AR	Right	Right	mediumfast	IntReg	55	65
Glenn McGrath	Bowler	Right	Right	fastmedium	IntReg	20	75
Saqlain Mushtaq	Bowler	Right	Right	offspin	IntReg	20	75

[Moh@n]

@jeetu, the above looks fine except that Broad is a Left Handed batsman in real life. But I don't mind if you want to keep it this way.

[jeetu]

@jeetu, the above looks fine except that Broad is a Left Handed batsman in real life. But I don't mind if you want to keep it this way.

I'll change it

[Thunderbolt14]

Just read that you can request 3 matches, so let’s have one at the Cage.

It’s 3 requests per team I believe.

[Moh@n]

Just read that you can request 3 matches, so let’s have one at the Cage.

Yes that works for us. Please post the details in the warm up games request thread.

[Mueez]

It’s 3 requests per team I believe.

Oh okay, then that’s fine.

CT would like to play two matches against you - we are going to submit the request.

@Moh@n

[Moh@n]

Oh okay, then that’s fine.

CT would like to play two matches against you - we are going to submit the request.

@Moh@n

Sure go ahead.

[Mueez]

Sure go ahead.

Thanks

[maddgenius]

Alright so what's the update on warmups? @Moh@n

[Mueez]

Assasins!

Good luck for the matches.

Hope to see you soon on the field

[Moh@n]

Assasins!

Good luck for the matches.

Hope to see you soon on the field

Thanks very much, best wishes to you as well!

[Mueez]

Thanks very much, best wishes to you as well!

Thanks

[Rayyman]

Alright so what's the update on warmups? @Moh@n

I won us the game buddy.

Stop focusing so much on that draft and come bowl to me in the nets. I need to play some pace. @Moh@n's bouncers barely reach my ribcage.

[maddgenius]

I won us the game buddy.

Stop focusing so much on that draft and come bowl to me in the nets. I need to play some pace. @Moh@n's bouncers barely reach my ribcage.

Don't wanna injure you before the game

[last_knight]

From Cannons, Eid Mubarak to all #Assassins whoever celebrates.

[maddgenius]

From Cannons, Eid Mubarak to all #Assassins whoever celebrates.

Kher mubarak bro

[Moh@n]

@jeetu, I think I need to understand better how the sim works so would appreciate your thoughts.

I know it has an element of randomness, but the 2 games that we lost - against Pindi and Cannons - we were the better team on paper on both occasions.

Take this Pindi game for example. Our bowling was 95, 85, 85, 75. Theirs was 95, 95, 75, 65.

Batting - We had two 95s and two 85s. They had one 95 less than us.

They were without one Diamond player as well.

Cannons dropped a diamond player against us too and still won.

Can you please throw some light on significantly weaker teams beating much stronger teams? Asking because if the randomness factor is this pronounced, then might as well not waste time planning anything.

Many thanks.

[Smbhayi]

@jeetu, I think I need to understand better how the sim works so would appreciate your thoughts.

I know it has an element of randomness, but the 2 games that we lost - against Pindi and Cannons - we were the better team on paper on both occasions.

Take this Pindi game for example. Our bowling was 95, 85, 85, 75. Theirs was 95, 95, 75, 65.

Batting - We had two 95s and two 85s. They had one 95 less than us.

They were without one Diamond player as well.

Cannons dropped a diamond player against us too and still won.

Can you please throw some light on significantly weaker teams beating much stronger teams? Asking because if the randomness factor is this pronounced, then might as well not waste time planning anything.

Many thanks.

Pitch condition and overall strength of the team is different..

[Watsupdoc]

@jeetu, I think I need to understand better how the sim works so would appreciate your thoughts.

I know it has an element of randomness, but the 2 games that we lost - against Pindi and Cannons - we were the better team on paper on both occasions.

Take this Pindi game for example. Our bowling was 95, 85, 85, 75. Theirs was 95, 95, 75, 65.

Batting - We had two 95s and two 85s. They had one 95 less than us.

They were without one Diamond player as well.

Cannons dropped a diamond player against us too and still won.

Can you please throw some light on significantly weaker teams beating much stronger teams? Asking because if the randomness factor is this pronounced, then might as well not waste time planning anything.

Many thanks.

Pindi also had 3 diamond bats + the one 95 and then bowling style also matters along with pitch and ground conditions.

[Moh@n]

Pindi also had 3 diamond bats + the one 95 and then bowling style also matters along with pitch and ground conditions.

I don't think so. They had two diamond bats and one 95. We had an extra 95.

It hardly makes sense. Teams dropping their diamond players and still winning.