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  1. #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hadi Rizvi View Post
    Bro I went for a coup like the academy wanted.

    Where are my perks
    Your perk was finally getting a win in FCs - khush raho

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    Quote Originally Posted by Square Drive View Post
    A couple of points I would like The Academy to note:

    1) I would like to start a petition for the Tigers to be renamed as the Tie-gers @Thunderbolt14 @Mueez

    2) I would like to have my name changed to Jibran Drive in the sim for enhanced performance

    3) Salman Butt deserves extra perks for his vital knock against Misbah United

    Hope you get my requests processed @Watsupdoc
    Quote Originally Posted by Hadi Rizvi View Post
    Bro I went for a coup like the academy wanted.

    Where are my perks
    The academy is looking into these matters

  3. #83
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    Quote Originally Posted by Square Drive View Post
    A couple of points I would like The Academy to note:

    1) I would like to start a petition for the Tigers to be renamed as the Tie-gers @Thunderbolt14 @Mueez

    2) I would like to have my name changed to Jibran Drive in the sim for enhanced performance

    3) Salman Butt deserves extra perks for his vital knock against Misbah United

    Hope you get my requests processed @Watsupdoc
    I alongside with @Thunderbolt14 will be the richest players after the season ends

  4. #84
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    Academy doing very well alhamdulillah. Lecture on draws and ties coming up from myself. Stay tuned.

  5. #85
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    Quote Originally Posted by Watsupdoc View Post
    So beautiful! @Batman can we have these in the match threads as well? As the sponsors logo
    Not a bad idea by the way.

  6. #86
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunderbolt14 View Post
    Marketing and PR
    Chapter 3: Lollywood and Bollywood

    How does one develop a brand? This is a perpetual question that players have pondered for decades now, from the original brand of Don Bradman to the modern day Kohli.

    As cricket has evolved in the modern era, player brands have evolved too. It is no longer a gentlemanís game. Weíre talking about the Afridis, Akhtars, and Akrams who have scaled the Bollywood social scene to develop relationships with the likes of Shahrukh, and the Azharuddins and Kohlis whose love lives catapulted them from cricket superstars to pop culture celebrities.

    That is what we are here to teach you at PPCL Academy. Our focus is on creating a brand, a player lobby, social connections with contacts in the Cricket Board, media lobbies to support you when you are dropped from your team, relationships with tabloids whose reporters you can tip off to defame your competitors, and of course, the ability for you to find your very own Anushka Sharma.

    Be sure to accept any and all invitations to post-match ďget togethersĒ. Do not be worried of the consequences of coming home late, whether it is from your coach or if you need to go in to bat the fourth innings of a Test Match the following morning. Lack of performance can always be compensated, however, a playerís reputation is irreplaceable.

    Look for pairings where you can be matched with a rising star actress. It is very important to tease the tabloids without explicit confirmation or denial. Some ways of doing this are visiting public occurrences together, donating to the same charity, and appearing in the same Head and Shoulders commercials.

    Leak pictures to the press regularly, in addition to spicy information that may make the headlines. Soon, you will develop from star player to star icon. We have covered in our other lectures the great need to purchase your very own private island. You will find this helpful here.

    Finally, do not lose hope. You will know it is working when you receive a call from the PCB chairman. If you get sued at any point, PPCL Academy would like to clarify that the contents of this lecture are purely advisory and will not take responsibility for any decisions made.

    Do not hesitate to reach out to @Mueez sir for expert advice.

    Seems like you contacted Mr Professor and Mr Malik before this lecture. Their wisdom cannot be matched.

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    Academy has some big plans for the knock-out stages

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mueez View Post
    Academy has some big plans for the knock-out stages
    Bro bas mujhay ye batao paisay kittay mile

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunderbolt14 View Post
    Bro bas mujhay ye batao paisay kittay mile
    Bohat ziyada

    @Watsupdoc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunderbolt14 View Post
    Bro bas mujhay ye batao paisay kittay mile
    Bohat ziyada

    We are back

    @Watsupdoc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mueez View Post
    Bohat ziyada

    We are back

    @Watsupdoc
    Donít forget to tap the middle of the pitch

  13. #93
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    Quote Originally Posted by Watsupdoc View Post
    Donít forget to tap the middle of the pitch
    Why not! Sledge bhi karoonga

  14. #94
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    In a blockbuster turn of events, PPCL Academy has been given charge of maintaining the biosecure bubble for this season. Only Academy-approved non-players and non-staff may enter and exit to interact with the players. More soon to follow.
    Last edited by Thunderbolt14; 15th March 2021 at 14:50.

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    PPCL Academy is also accepting applications from any and all new players this season! Give it a shot and secure your future. Itís a wild, wild rollercoaster in store.

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    Once You are in, there is no way out

    PPCL Academy is sometimes criticized for off field activities. This common perception is absolutely wrong simply because field of PPCL-Academy is limitless.

    @Mueez , for example, has excelled in art of Coin Toss but if he opts to bat first after winning the toss, he will be doing this for best interests of his Team ( and Bank). Critics wrongly blame PPCL Academy for such things. Why Academy encourages criticism is a minor part of larger things, There is no thing as Bad Publicity.
    Last edited by last_knight; 15th March 2021 at 17:41.

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    Bhai hazir hai


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mueez View Post
    Bhai hazir hai

    Are we going to get khajoors from the academy before Ramzan?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Watsupdoc View Post
    Are we going to get khajoors from the academy before Ramzan?
    Halal dates

    Of course sir letís get ready to rumbleeeee!


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