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  1. #241
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    Quote Originally Posted by Re-Verse View Post
    When what you say in humour (they wont even make a 100) becomes a reality.....
    That one is soo true....

  2. #242
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sledger View Post
    ...when you leave a 50 average batsmen home and send a bowler with a 50 average by mistake

    ...when Ponting is rating Shoaib Malik

    ...when Katich is ripping through your middle order

    ...when your captain asks public not to expect miracles

    HAHAHAH Thats a good one


    Listen to your parents. Love them and respect them. Do not ever disobey or be rude to them

  3. #243
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    when you have no faith in your team scoring 150-200 let along bigger scores in any conditions and against any oppostion.

  4. #244
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    Pakistan is going in the same road as West Indies. Am sure even Bangladesh can even beat us now.

  5. #245
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    When Nasser Hussain says a Bangladeshi Batsman is better than anyone in the Pakistan team

  6. #246
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    When the English are treating you like a joke

  7. #247
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    When you drop 5 catches in 30 overs

  8. #248
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    When your highest score in the last 10 innings is 301

  9. #249
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    When you can't play 50 overs in test matches let alone ODI

  10. #250
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    When there are posters who think Malik is better than Younis Khan

  11. #251
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    When you're worried that 72 might not end up being your lowest total of the summer.

  12. #252
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    Quote Originally Posted by *sallu* View Post
    When you drop 5 catches in 30 overs
    sad indeed

  13. #253
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    When the only records you are in danger of breaking are lowest scores and longest ducks...

  14. #254
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    Happened to me today.

    -When you wake up in the morning,check ur cricinfo in bed from your mobile,have a look at the scorecard which says 72 all out and you go to sleep again as its completely normal.


    You can't save everyone..

  15. #255
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    when you are watching old scorcards of pakistan at cricinfo with "Hasrat bhari nigaho".....
    Last edited by Arsh_afridi; 6th August 2010 at 19:15.

  16. #256
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    When you start hoping for Pietersen to come back into form and hit a double century against your own team so you can have some entertainment.

  17. #257
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    when you are praying for rain for last 4 days of test .


    Pakistan Zindabad

  18. #258
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    when Indian shopkeeper ask you Pakistan match score


    Pakistan Zindabad

  19. #259
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    When the likes of Farhat, Malik and even U Akmal are termed 'experienced' and expected to balance the team's newcomers


    Men plan, God laughs

  20. #260
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    When Imran Farhat still fields at first slip for you despite dropping about 20 catches in 8 test matches

  21. #261
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    When your captain has failed to reach double figures in the last 3 innings


    Men plan, God laughs

  22. #262
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    When even the most passionate of supporters (me) decides to get up and say 'f*** this i'm going to sleep'


    Men plan, God laughs

  23. #263
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    when you see 2 great players holding the world cup trophy on top of this page and begin to wonder whether this will ever happen again

  24. #264
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    When the highest score in the past 3 innings was made by a tail-ender


    Men plan, God laughs

  25. #265
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    When Imran Farhat is still in the team.

    When your team could make more runs sending the batsman in by reversing the order.

    When Danish Kaneria is highest scorer.

  26. #266
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    Quote Originally Posted by the SHA View Post
    ....when you look forward to Umar Gul batting for some entertainment
    When you depend on umar gul to make a century in the next innings and pray that that's how you will win the test match!!

  27. #267
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    when u don't treat players with respect and sincerity who Average 50+, hand our country's Honour to some clowns then......

  28. #268
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    When your impressed the Team made more than 100

  29. #269
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    When your highest scoring batter in last 3 innings is Gul

  30. #270
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    when afridi saw it coming...and walked

  31. #271
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    When you drop 9 catches but still bowl the oppostion out for 251.

    Wait...
    Last edited by Warfare; 7th August 2010 at 19:56.

  32. #272
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    when u r ecstatic at pakistan scoring 19/1 off 17 overs
    Last edited by Zaz; 7th August 2010 at 19:51.


    If pakistan cricket is to move forward they need to stop going back

  33. #273
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaz View Post
    when u r ecstatic at pakistan scoring 19/1 off 17 overs
    Seriously im happy about current situation. Forgot about overs, the ball is 17 overs old and will swing less tomorrow if conditions are cloudy again. And 19/1 is great start by Pakistan standard, maybe we can make England bat again to chase 10-20 runs.

  34. #274
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    Quote Originally Posted by shan View Post
    Seriously im happy about current situation. Forgot about overs, the ball is 17 overs old and will swing less tomorrow if conditions are cloudy again. And 19/1 is great start by Pakistan standard, maybe we can make England bat again to chase 10-20 runs.
    My thoughts exactly


    If pakistan cricket is to move forward they need to stop going back

  35. #275
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    Quote Originally Posted by *sallu* View Post
    when there are posters who think malik is better than younis khan
    lmao

  36. #276
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    when half the forum is celebrating your player getting injured

  37. #277
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    Quote Originally Posted by *sallu* View Post
    when half the forum is celebrating your player getting injured
    thats a bad thing?

  38. #278
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    Quote Originally Posted by Outlaw View Post
    thats a bad thing?
    its bad either way you look at is

    people are celebrating which shows undeserving players are in the team

    and/or

    pakistani fans have stooped to that level

    you can look at it both ways, but it certainly shows things are bad

  39. #279
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    when you wake up in the morning and the first question you ask is how many catches has Pakistan dropped

  40. #280
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    when you celebrate after the team passes fifty and when players reach double digits

  41. #281
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    Quote Originally Posted by Imr4n_Khan View Post
    Pakistan is going in the same road as West Indies. Am sure even Bangladesh can even beat us now.
    Yes I hope PCB doesn't schedule a test series with BD now or we just may give BD their first test win

  42. #282
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    when your players are not serious during their fielding practice sessions even after dropping catch after catch in one day


    #JusticeForFawad

  43. #283
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    ..when the only Pakistani batsman to score a fifty in this series is injured


    #JusticeForFawad

  44. #284
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    When you are concerned while Pakistan is batting if rain in Karachi would help the ball to move in Birmingham...

  45. #285
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    When u see malik and yousaf smiling at eachother


    pak sar zameen zindabad

  46. #286
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    Quote Originally Posted by UmarAkmals-fan View Post
    When u see malik and yousaf smiling at eachother
    How is that a bad thing?


    #JusticeForFawad

  47. #287
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    Quote Originally Posted by DonJee View Post
    When Martian visit and earth and think Umar Gul is Pakistan's best BATSMAN!
    Yep...Things are bad when Umar Gul is your top scorer! Nasir Hussain confirming my words!

  48. #288
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    When is the leading run scorer in a series

  49. #289
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    When someone like Azhar Ali is your #3.

  50. #290
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    When 1599999 people out of 1600000 think Younis Khan should be in the team, but the one that counts is arrogant enough not to let him in

  51. #291
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boi View Post
    When someone like Azhar Ali is your #3.


    I thought you were always a big supporter of him?!

  52. #292
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    When Malik is a so called Senior Batsman in the test line-up

  53. #293
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    when your top 6 batsmen play like chickens !

  54. #294
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    When you struggle to a hundred when the ball isn't seaming.

  55. #295
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    when your tailenders can bat WAYYYY better than your top order batsmen


    #JusticeForFawad

  56. #296
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    When your worried that your teams total runs from both innings combined might still be less than what the opposition number 9 can score in one inning

  57. #297
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    When kamran akmal accidentally takes 3 catches in an innings and keeps his place in the team for next 10 matches.

  58. #298
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    Quote Originally Posted by kuptaan View Post
    When your worried that your teams total runs from both innings combined might still be less than what the opposition number 9 can score in one inning
    True! This one takes the cake.

  59. #299
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    When Yasir Hameed proves time and again that he is a good fisherman even after several years being out of team.

  60. #300
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    Quote Originally Posted by shabas View Post
    When kamran akmal accidentally takes 3 catches in an innings and keeps his place in the team for next 10 matches.
    Yes when he can take three matches and we consider it as a comeback of our wkt keeper

  61. #301
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    When the opposition take your 'verbals' and stick it to you with a big hundred and when your captain get any talk, go crying to the umpire. No mental toughness.

  62. #302
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    When instead of watching Pakistan vs England test you are watching India vs Srilanka final when India is requiring 36+ runs per over with the last pair on wkt

  63. #303
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    When this thread keeps getting bumped

  64. #304
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    Quote Originally Posted by kuptaan View Post
    When your worried that your teams total runs from both innings combined might still be less than what the opposition number 9 can score in one inning
    This might actually be the most embarrasing statistic in the history of cricket.

  65. #305
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    When no one from the Pakistani camp shows up for the Press Conference...

  66. #306
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    When Broad alone scores more then what your entire team can with 14 wickets including the top 4 batsmen with two chances !!

  67. #307
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    When you are sitting bored in your house fasting and not tune in to watch the match.


    جاگن والیاں رجّ کے لٹیا اے،
    سوئے تسیں وی او، سوئے اسیں وی آں۔

  68. #308
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    ...you wake up to news that will ruin Pak's name in cricket for the near-to-mid future.

  69. #309
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    When it dawns on you that like the Matrix, nothing is actually real in Pakistani cricket!

  70. #310
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    When your heart broken and 5 hours past your bed time and feel nothing but hurt and feel like crying as your heros have shot a bullet through your heart


    Listen to your parents. Love them and respect them. Do not ever disobey or be rude to them

  71. #311
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    When commentators comment on your team putting up a fight rather than winning...

    When Afridi has one of the lowest strike rate in an inning

    When people get happy about atleast losing with a lesser margin....

  72. #312
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    Many of us watch tennis while a Pakistan ODI is on.


    Two men look out the same prison bars
    One sees mud and the other stars

  73. #313
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    Quote Originally Posted by WNC View Post
    When commentators comment on your team putting up a fight rather than winning...

    When Afridi has one of the lowest strike rate in an inning

    When people get happy about atleast losing with a lesser margin
    ....
    Spot on


    If pakistan cricket is to move forward they need to stop going back

  74. #314
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maula Jutt View Post
    Many of us watch tennis while a Pakistan ODI is on.
    Thats right for Pakistan cricket but great for Pakistan

    Correction made
    Last edited by umerz; 10th September 2010 at 18:42.

  75. #315
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    ... we want Malik back as captain :/

  76. #316
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    Quote Originally Posted by blinding light View Post
    ... we want Malik back as captain :/
    who wants him as Captain we dont even want/need him in the team

  77. #317
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    Quote Originally Posted by umerz View Post
    who wants him as Captain we dont even want/need him in the team
    In T20s, I'd rather he lead the team .....


  78. #318
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    When you're hoping Ijaz Butt is correct

  79. #319
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    Quote Originally Posted by Safar55 View Post
    When you're hoping Ijaz Butt is correct

  80. #320
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    When you're going to Lords tomorrow but secretly hope England refuse to take the field.

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