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  1. #401
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    when your wicket keeper fly's as far away as possible from the team after scoring the winning runs in the previous game

  2. #402
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    You know things are bad when...you have thought we can't go any lower...we do...

  3. #403
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    When your wicketkeeper has the mentality of a four year old.


    Moeen & Root: The future of English Cricket.

  4. #404
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    You slowly start to enjoy controversies in Pakistan cricket and you just don't care anymore.

  5. #405
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    When your players are threatened to be killed for winning a game of cricket for thier team.

  6. #406
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    You know things are bad when...CricInfo's top news Item is about Pakistan!

  7. #407
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    Quote Originally Posted by cricfan967 View Post
    When your wicketkeeper has the mentality of a four year old.
    Things are even worse when he flies 1000s of miles to collect his forgotten toys.

  8. #408
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    Quote Originally Posted by cricfan967 View Post
    When your wicketkeeper has the mentality of a four year old.
    Why do people judge others when they don't even know what has happened?


    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."

  9. #409
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    Quote Originally Posted by Safar55 View Post
    when your wicket keeper fly's as far away as possible from the team after scoring the winning runs in the previous game

  10. #410
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    When you are more interested in the controversy/scandal than the match itself

  11. #411
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    when you start admiring how the BCCI is ran

  12. #412
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    when you want zoni to name and shame everyone involved ???

  13. #413
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    You're looking forward to India vs New Zealand rather than a Pak game...

  14. #414
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    Quote Originally Posted by Safar55 View Post
    when your wicket keeper fly's as far away as possible from the team after scoring the winning runs in the previous game
    QOTW



  15. #415
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    when every other match pakistan wins something dramatic follows.

  16. #416
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    when Usama starts a "Conspiracy Theories" thread...


    #JusticeForFawad

  17. #417
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    ..when Younis Khan is smiling

  18. #418
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    March 19th 2011. On this day, Pakistan ended Australia's 34-match 12-year World Cup win streak.

  19. #419
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    When you come back home and your family is watching cricket news instead of watching live cricket match.

  20. #420
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    Quote Originally Posted by umerz View Post
    when you come back home and your family is watching cricket news instead of watching live cricket match.
    +1

  21. #421
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    when ur keeper gets scared by a prank call from the other keeper :kami


    pak sar zameen zindabad

  22. #422
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    when you pick a third Akmal

  23. #423
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    When bangladesh wins more ODI's than pakistan in a calender year.

  24. #424
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    When India are ranked Number 1 in the test rankings

  25. #425
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    When rather than looking forward to a pak cricket match, you’re looking forward to updates of pak controversies.

  26. #426
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    When the bowling line up for a test is Wahab Riaz, Mohammad Sami, Abdur Rehman and Saeed Ajmal.


    Shahid Afridi....the skill, the power, the frustration

  27. #427
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whippy View Post
    when you pick a third Akmal

  28. #428
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    when you playing against South africa, and you want thier fast bowlers to bowle more overs then spiners.
    when your opners batting better then middler order.

  29. #429
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    When our openers are playing well consistently.

  30. #430
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    When Hafeez is your best batsman.

  31. #431
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    When your doosra turns more than your stock delivery

  32. #432
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    When Bangladesh averages more runs per test wicket than your team.

  33. #433
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    When South Africa has better spinners than you.

  34. #434
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    When you will rather watch Friends on E4 rather than watching the cricket on Eurosport

  35. #435
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    When another test team's #8 batsman hits two 100s in two tests ...which are more than 100s hit by entire Pakistani team in last 8 tests.

  36. #436
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    There should be a "You know things are good when..." thread as well.


    Serious Sport has nothing to do with fair play... it is war minus the shooting.

  37. #437
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    when we are cheering after a draw

  38. #438
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    when world no 1 team can't force a win in favorable condition.

  39. #439
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    When your bowlers score the most runs and have better averages than your middle order batsmen

  40. #440
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    Yeh Things kabhi achi be hoongi


    Grandpa Zindabad!

  41. #441
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    When Afridi is your captain for ODI and T20

  42. #442
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    When you score less than a hundred in front of 90,000 of your own fans on the biggest day of the biggest match of the series.

  43. #443
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    Quote Originally Posted by Random Aussie View Post
    When you score less than a hundred in front of 90,000 of your own fans on the biggest day of the biggest match of the series.
    Ahhhhhh


    I am as good a batsman as Farhat, Doesn't Ilyas have another daughter?

  44. #444
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    When its 56/1 at 6 overs and you think HAA...we got this...we can't collapse....come back after 20 mins and the score is 84/7

    (real story)

  45. #445
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    When this thread keeps bumping whenever we start a tour and we keep posting till the tour is over

  46. #446
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    When you wake up in the morning, having watched no cricket during the night and the first scores you check are the Ashes score, then the SA v India score and then dare to look at the Pakistan result.



  47. #447
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    When you are pleased that most of the matches in this series are scheduled to be over while you are asleep


    75% of the earth is covered by water and the remaining 25% by Jonty Rhodes

  48. #448
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    lol mrs saj bits funny!

  49. #449
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    when people are wishing the WC was over 2 months before it has even begun.


    Proud Shehri of Misbah Ka Pakistan

  50. #450
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    ^This

    Btw AZ how did you change your user name?

  51. #451
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    when hafeez is being touted as the next pak cuptaan!!

  52. #452
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    When "You know things are bad when" thread is 6 pages long!!!

  53. #453
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    When people want Afridi kicked out.

  54. #454
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    When people demand to have the captain replaced after every series.

  55. #455
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    when whichever teams you are supporting loosing. be it pakistan, Australia or africa.

  56. #456
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    ...you select a Pakistani batsman to cover for a guy who has scored almost 25,000 runs.

  57. #457
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    When you get bowled out for 124 to the team, that got destroyed by Bangladesh.

  58. #458
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    When flies in to save the world

  59. #459
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    when people want misbah as oneday cap


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  60. #460
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    when your best bowler is playing Ludo instead of cricket


  61. #461
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    you get up at 6 to watch the game and wish you had slept all along

  62. #462
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    Quote Originally Posted by Looney View Post
    when your best bowler is playing Ludo instead of cricket



    He seems to be winning atleast.

  63. #463
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    when you see this thread.

  64. #464
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    When you leave out your 1 world class ODI batsman from the WC squad

  65. #465
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    Whn fans giv 1000 bad msg fr losng 1 mtch

  66. #466
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    When the Shoaib Malik Support thread is suddenly bumped

  67. #467
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    when someone bumps this thread

  68. #468
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    when a Saudi has taken a 5fer against the Pakistan team.


    Proud Shehri of Misbah Ka Pakistan

  69. #469
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    Ah...Things are back to normal

  70. #470
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    Quote Originally Posted by Awesome_Username View Post


    He seems to be winning atleast.
    Probably fixed that too..

  71. #471
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    ^ I'm going to give you this look, if you don't mind: ¬_¬

  72. #472
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    When you think about bookmarking this thread in your internet browser

  73. #473
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    When Pakistani bowling lineup gives 92 runs in last four overs :******:


    Grandpa Zindabad!

  74. #474
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    when you start thinking about losing with your honor intact in first 10 overs


    Grandpa Zindabad!

  75. #475
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    When kamran akmal is the first player to give Ross Taylor his birthday present

  76. #476
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    ...when kami is in the team

  77. #477
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    Quote Originally Posted by *sallu* View Post
    we have to rely on Misbah to play and make runs
    You might want to take that back, hmmm....

  78. #478
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    Whenever Kamran is behind the stumps.


    'Mess with a bull, you get the horns'

  79. #479
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    When you feel safer with a part time keeper behind the stumps rather than the specialist.

  80. #480
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    When people are complaining about a 39(possibly 40) year old Yousuf, who has batted like a dead horse and probably wouldn't even make it to most countries' A teams, and Malik, the batting equivalent of Praveen Kumar not being given central contracts.


    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Military and mullah
    *Redacted*

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