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  1. #641
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    When Indian fans run amok on PP.


    "This one doesn't take the cake, it takes the bakery" - Gavaskar

  2. #642
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    When people are doing duhai on pp to get Amir & Asif back

  3. #643
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    when indians having a field day on pp go unopposed.

  4. #644
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    When Pakistan get A.O for 49

  5. #645
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    When the next fast bowling sensation turns out to be Rahat Ali

  6. #646
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    when you wake up around quarter to 9 in the morning half asleep to check the score which reads 12-3, you then awake hours later to find that your nightmare was indeed a reality.

  7. #647
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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianWillow View Post
    When Indian fans run amok on PP.
    True that !.. It was like watching a flick called " The attack of The Indians "


    You compare a lizard to Umar Akmal, that lizard will become Godzilla. - Leatherface58

  8. #648
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    When TV Channels keep showing ads of Afghanistan cricket team visiting Pakistan.

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    haha the more south africa dominated, the less posts you would see in the match thread from pakistani fans, and there'd be a whole bunch of indian posters commenting together

  10. #650
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    When people are desperate for the comeback of Umar or any of the Akmal's.

  11. #651
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    When Misbah ( a player who was discarded) was regarded as the best ever captain of Pakistan by Hafeez..........

  12. #652
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    When you just don't want to watch the highlights..

  13. #653
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    when Kamran Akmal is giving expert advice !


    Hammad Azam - Remember the name !

  14. #654
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    Quote Originally Posted by farazaidi View Post
    when Kamran Akmal is giving expert advice !
    hahah, and sohail tanvir


    This Pakistan team of the unpredictable: One Step Maddening, One Step Conquering!

  15. #655
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    Quote Originally Posted by farazaidi View Post
    when Kamran Akmal is giving expert advice !
    True


    2 possibilities exist: Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are terrifying.

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    farhat's on a plane

  17. #657
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    You know things are bad when this thread is made.....

    You know things are worse than bad when this thread gets to its 9th page, and you hope it's the last page.

  18. #658
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    When Faisal Iqbal is seriously considered for tests by some PPers

  19. #659
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    Quote Originally Posted by shakil View Post
    When Faisal Iqbal is seriously considered for tests by some PPers
    Not only that but when they consider him a better option than younis khan who avges 50in tests


    If pakistan cricket is to move forward they need to stop going back

  20. #660
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    No doubt things are bad...


    " Don't wait. The time will never be just right "

  21. #661
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    When Pakistan is playing without any Akmal :umarakmal:kami

  22. #662
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    When this thread is bumped..

  23. #663
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    When imran farhat is seriously being considered for a test match in south africa due to his expertise in negotiating the new ball

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    when you are facing:dalesteyn


    The only disability in life is a bad attitude. -Scott Hamilton

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    "PAK Team Manager Naved Cheema sacrificed a Lamb(Bakra) for sadqa in South Africa to avoid further injuries to players."

    Sources: Qamar Ahmed(Jounalist) on PTV sports Talk show KDJKH.

  26. #666
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akmal Dynasty View Post
    "PAK Team Manager Naved Cheema sacrificed a Lamb(Bakra) for sadqa in South Africa to avoid further injuries to players."

    Sources: Qamar Ahmed(Jounalist) on PTV sports Talk show KDJKH.
    Are you being serious?

  27. #667
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    Quote Originally Posted by shaz619 View Post
    Are you being serious?
    lol yeah...even there is a thread now on this topic.

  28. #668
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    When you see retired not out next to Grandpa`s name

  29. #669
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    when sheeple are calling to bring back Kami in ODI's and Test's

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    When Damads and Bhanjas are our main weapons

    P.s. why is bhanja's emoticon coded with the word bhanja, but farhat's smiley is not with damad?

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    When is considered as a batsman outside the 1st April.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PakPosheeda View Post
    When Damads and Bhanjas are our main weapons

    P.s. why is bhanja's emoticon coded with the word bhanja, but farhat's smiley is not with damad?
    Kyunke Damaad bhi kabhi Bhanja tha..............

  33. #673
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    When you quickly check the score on your phone at the end of the day 2 and think , " okay , we are 14 for 1 , not bad , we can still do this ." You later check PakPassion only to find out we are batting again .
    Last edited by Looney; 24th February 2013 at 07:08.

  34. #674
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    Quote Originally Posted by LethalSami View Post
    Kyunke Damaad bhi kabhi Bhanja tha..............
    Fantastic.

  35. #675
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    Faizan Lakhani is has not posted on Twitter for the last 10 min

  36. #676
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    when the opposition number 10/11 steyn averages more than your opener - hafeez for a whole series.

  37. #677
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    When MS Dhoni hits a double hundred at 80% strike rate against your team in test cricket.

  38. #678
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    Quote Originally Posted by Random Aussie View Post
    When MS Dhoni hits a double hundred at 80% strike rate against your team in test cricket.
    Come on, that would take 25 000 balls to score 200. _old

  39. #679
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    Quote Originally Posted by Random Aussie View Post
    When MS Dhoni hits a double hundred at 80% strike rate against your team in test cricket.
    That is bad! Dhoni doesn't even like tests!

  40. #680
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    When Misbahism is defended and backed inspite of its major failings for us.

  41. #681
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    Re: You Know Things are Bad When.......

    When Aus go on an Indian tour with one spinner and that spinner isn't OKeefe


    Quote Originally Posted by La Haine movie
    Jusqu'ici tout va bien. L'important n’est pas la chute, c’est l’atterrissage.

  42. #682
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    When Farhat is the higest scorer in both innings in your team....

  43. #683
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    when bring back Fawad Alam thread is bumped...

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    who would think this thread would be bumped after such a resounding victory for pak.

    but you do know things must be bad when your team wins with such a huge margin, despite having kamran akmal perform at his "best"

  45. #685
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    When " extras " are more than what most of your batsmen have scored .

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    Re: You Know Things are Bad When.......

    When 9 batsmen combined score a total of 18 runs, with 6 bring the highest score amongst them.


    Quote Originally Posted by La Haine movie
    Jusqu'ici tout va bien. L'important n’est pas la chute, c’est l’atterrissage.

  47. #687
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    Nothing can justify this failure really

    Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 4 Beta


    Kaisa dia ☪

  48. #688
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    .... when you start looking for positives as soon as the match is over !!!!!!!

  49. #689
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    You know things are bad when your batting order has room for 3 of Malik, Kamran and Farhat.

    You know things are bad, when Australia loses to Zimbabwe

  50. #690
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    When you realise that the "Chota Bradmal" was actually Bradman compared to these guys

  51. #691
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    When Kulasekera the bowler bats better then most of our batsmen

  52. #692
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    Kula on fire here. lol 50 from just 30 deliveries.

  53. #693
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    The commentator says "[Tino] Best has come in an exerted some control here".

    How bad must things have been if Best is your control bowler....


    Big Cats...The Pride of PPCL.

  54. #694
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    ^that should go in West Indies's "You know things are bad" thread


    Hammad Azam - Remember the name !

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    Re: You Know Things are Bad When.......

    When there is talk to bring Wade in as a specialist batsman.


    Quote Originally Posted by La Haine movie
    Jusqu'ici tout va bien. L'important n’est pas la chute, c’est l’atterrissage.

  56. #696
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    You know things are bad when you have to mention in OP at least 3 times that you are not another Afridi fan you are just sharing some numbers and not comparing him with Greats like Lara or Sachin and the first reply you receive in your thread is:

    He has got 1 mom in 12 matches.....that's not very good considering he is an all rounder....sachin is 1 in 7..that's awesome


    Raise your words, not voice. It's rain that grows flowers, not thunder... (Rumi)

  57. #697
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    when watson is supposed to carry your team's batting

  58. #698
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    When Afridi is the most sensible batsman in the team

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    When Don Srini is all set to be back as BCCI prez

  60. #700
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    When you see a "Make Sohail Tanvir captain thread" on PP and there is talk of playing him a t20 specialist.

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    1. When you see Match fixers as Cricket experts on TV regularly.
    2. When your keeper :umarakmal is not a keeper but still better than your regular keeper.
    3. When 35 year olds are making debuts.
    4. When winning a meaningless series amounts to fixing investigations. _old

  62. #702
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    When you are worried about Steve Smith missing a test match.

    http://www.espncricinfo.com/the-ashe...ry/656563.html

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    When Misbah is mentioned in a US tv series

  64. #704
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    You Know Things are Bad When.......

    When Recycled old failed players r brought back in the team.

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    when someone says that current PCB chairman is bigger buffoon than Ijaz Butt. (its in the thread about Moin Khan likely coach).

    i honestly feel PCB was better even in the Zardari-Butt days.

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    when you lose to Zimbabwe and the media reaction is "Meh"


    Hammad Azam - Remember the name !

  67. #707
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    ^^ I agree, PCB was better even in Ijaz Butt days.

    ... and you know things are bad when we fans say things were better in Ijaz Butt days!

  68. #708
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    when a guy with 4 centuries in over 200 international innings is considered your best batsmen- by some distance too

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    When one of your opener is Hafeez and No. 7 is Afridi

  70. #710
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    When Bangladesh have better batsman you


    Hammad Azam - Remember the name !

  71. #711
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    When you realize that Chota Akmal is not better than Sachin Tendulkar.

  72. #712
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    When you cant even make 180 at home.

  73. #713
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    Quote Originally Posted by saiyan0312 View Post
    When you cant even make 180 at home.
    UAE does not really count as home.

    There even the cats and pigeons are against Pakistan

  74. #714
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    When you're hearing Fail Mediocre Younis Khan might return in ODIs.

  75. #715
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    Quote Originally Posted by Executioner View Post
    UAE does not really count as home.
    It does, if you don't know it already.

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    a tried and tested failure for more than a decade Hafeez (cancer mark II)is about to be made captain

  77. #717
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    When Faf 'the zipper' Duplessis captain South Africa in a T20I.


    Politics trumps intelligence (pun intended).

  78. #718
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    ...30 for 1 makes you happy.


    Just because my team doesn't win doesn't mean they aren't the best in the world.

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    You Know Things are Bad When.......

    When Pakistan make more than 40 in the first 10 and it is considered a quick start .


    A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.

    Malcolm X

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    When Misbah is not part of the team and still your 3 wickets are down after 4 runs in first 2 overs.

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