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Old 30th April 2012, 04:28
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KingUsama92's Press Conference (Related to Statement from PPCL Organizer)

Host: Lightning Hawks CC's captain, Kingusama92 will be arriving soon to address any questions regarding the bus attacks and the following PPCL investigation results.

*Kingusama92 walks in*

Sky Sports: Let's get into the meaty stuff right away, what do you have to say about the statements from PPCL concerning your involvement in the attacks?

KU: Lalit Modi would be proud of some of the statements that have come out. Logic has flown out the window and now we are watching a flop bollywood script unfold in front of us. Even, Yash Chopra would say, "I am disappoint".

I had no role in getting myself or my team attacked.

Times of India: What do you have to say about Sachin Tendulkar?

KU: Can someone get this clown thrown out of here? What does that have to do with anything?

Cricinfo: PPCL organizers have suggested they have various financial reports backing their claims. Do you have an answer for those?

KU: Please use your common sense. I allegedly made a Rs. 100,000 deal for only Rs. 92. Is that even remotely realistic? Even the chaiwala on the streets laughs at that kind of money, you think Skynet would accept?

Times of India: Sir, can you please tell me about your thoughts on Sachin Tendulkar's Ferrari?

KU: Yes, I wish he drove it through the Times of India building, mate.

BBC: Are you Feeling the Heat from all the Losses?

KU: It's not a pleasant situation. We were expecting to do a lot better, but things have not panned out. Nonetheless, I did not resort to having my own team bus attacked.

Geo: The investigation was supposedly led by Asif Ali Zardari. Kya Yeh Khula Tazaad Nahin?

KU: Sums it up doesn't it? I believe this is a conspiracy against my team. I am a known supporter of PTI and this might be a political move to put me down. A sad attempt by the Jewish, Hindu and American agencies.

Times of India: Sir, are you a fan of Arjun Tendulkar?

KU: Who gave this man a media pass?! You are worse than any bus attack.

Times of India: But, Sir did you like the way Sachin's guard dog walks?

*Cricinfo, BBC, Geo and Sky Sport reporters are now seen beating the Times of India reporter senseless.*

Host: Well, that should wrap up proceedings then.
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Old 30th April 2012, 04:30
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Times of India: What do you have to say about Sachin Tendulkar?

KU: Can someone get this clown thrown out of here? What does that have to do with anything?

Times of India: Sir, can you please tell me about your thoughts on Sachin Tendulkar's Ferrari?

KU: Yes, I wish he drove it through the Times of India building, mate.


this is awesome
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Old 30th April 2012, 04:41
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the team is behind the captain!
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Old 30th April 2012, 04:44
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Great stuff!!!
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Old 30th April 2012, 04:52
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There, there. Always knew our captain was innocent.

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Old 30th April 2012, 04:59
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i hereby order to move the courts

this case is just too high-profile.......SupremeCourt needs to take care of this
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Old 30th April 2012, 05:38
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off field incidents are more interesting TBH
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Old 30th April 2012, 05:41
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Old 30th April 2012, 06:15
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LOL joker... Especially when answering the Times of India's questions!
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Old 30th April 2012, 07:29
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Times of India

Always knew Captain didn't do it
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Old 30th April 2012, 08:33
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Epic events going on in the PPCL.
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Old 30th April 2012, 09:14
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Unconvincing statements from the Hawks captain. Photos during the press conference show he was sweating badly.



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Old 30th April 2012, 09:20
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^Rizzy, match updates please
Great stuff btw KU
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Old 30th April 2012, 09:38
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^ And he goes offline.
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Old 30th April 2012, 09:54
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^ And he goes offline.
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Old 30th April 2012, 10:35
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Class interview, and sounds a lot more realistic then the official one by PPCL.

So.....who did it then?!!?

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Old 30th April 2012, 11:06
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Old 30th April 2012, 11:35
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Awesome........
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Old 30th April 2012, 16:18
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I demand an investigation on the fowl play fo KU
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Old 30th April 2012, 16:35
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Quote:
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I demand an investigation on the fowl play fo KU
I suggest you read this thread:

http://pakpassion.net/ppforum/showthread.php?t=153487
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Old 30th April 2012, 16:41
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Times of India: What do you have to say about Sachin Tendulkar?

KU: Can someone get this clown thrown out of here? What does that have to do with anything?


Times of India: Sir, can you please tell me about your thoughts on Sachin Tendulkar's Ferrari?

KU: Yes, I wish he drove it through the Times of India building, mate.


Times of India: Sir, are you a fan of Arjun Tendulkar?

KU: Who gave this man a media pass?! You are worse than any bus attack.

Times of India: But, Sir did you like the way Sachin's guard dog walks?

*Cricinfo, BBC, Geo and Sky Sport reporters are now seen beating the Times of India reporter senseless.*
Lol , So hilarious, Can't stop laughing
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Old 30th April 2012, 17:09
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Ban this cheat
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Old 1st May 2012, 10:10
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