PPCL | Sons of Pitches | Team Thread

[Express Pace]

Rizzy attacking Blitz again. Poor Blitz.

[Blitz]

Originally Posted by Express Pace Rizzy attacking Blitz again. Poor Blitz.

It seems like everyone notices it. Quite extraordinary for a mod isn't it? Personal insult after personal insult followed by threats. Incredible.

[Fireworks11]

^ Blitz.. Apply for the mod job to get your own back.

[Blitz]

Originally Posted by Fireworks11 ^ Blitz.. Apply for the mod job to get your own back.

Few people have asked me to do that. But its too much hassle, from what I hear. A lot of real work involved.

I think I prefer to chill on PakPassion

[Inswinger]

COme to the dark side

[Blitz]

Originally Posted by Inswinger COme to the dark side

You should ask for your mod powers back first.

Desperate times, call for desperate measures

[Inswinger]

Originally Posted by Blitz You should ask for your mod powers back first. Desperate times, call for desperate measures

Being a mod takes some commitment. Just don't have that time right now!

[Blitz]

Originally Posted by Inswinger Being a mod takes some commitment. Just don't have that time right now!

Well, you could always take the easy way. Run a league, and get mod powers, and copy and paste a few paragraphs!

[King_Rizzy]

I'm just taking part in banter, I don't know Blitz is doing.

You can't really apply to be Mod, you get chosen.

[Fawad2010]

I haven't read all the posts above yet, but take it down a notch guys...

[Express Pace]

Originally Posted by King_Rizzy I'm just taking part in banter, I don't know Blitz is doing. You can't really apply to be Mod, you get chosen.

You are a Mod not the highlander, you can apply.

[Blitz]

Originally Posted by Express Pace You are a Mod not the highlander, you can apply.

[King_Rizzy]

Go ahead and apply, let's see how far you get

[Express Pace]

They are always recruiting Mods, they post threads in the cricket section asking people to apply. You have only been here two months though, so you may have missed them.

[King_Rizzy]

Bwahahah, don't I look like a nob. Ahhhh well.

[Blitz]

Originally Posted by King_Rizzy Go ahead and apply, let's see how far you get

I'm almost tempted to apply, just to see your reaction.


But like I said earlier, its a very tough job. Just ask Inswinger.


You actually have to do real work you know.

[King_Rizzy]

Lol I know. Not a big deal, I've done this Mod thing before.

Like I said, go ahead and apply, I can't stop you

[Blitz]

Originally Posted by King_Rizzy Lol I know. Not a big deal, I've done this Mod thing before. Like I said, go ahead and apply, I can't stop you

So aside from the copy and pasting, you write transcripts, summaries, articles on almost a daily basis, among many other things which I can't recall?



Btw mate, nothing personal, just banter. But you have one hell of an ego on you.

[King_Rizzy]

Originally Posted by Blitz So aside from the copy and pasting, you write transcripts, summaries, articles on almost a daily basis, among many other things which I can't recall? Btw mate, nothing personal, just banter. But you have one hell of an ego on you.

Ahh, I'm sure you referred to it as a God Complex before?

[Blitz]

Originally Posted by King_Rizzy Ahh, I'm sure you referred to it as a God Complex before?

Not sure, but I guess you can call it that. Or a superority complex. Theres many words.

Basically arrogance.

[Blitz]

Actually, not sure about god complex. Heres a thesaurus:

amour-propre, delight, dignity, ego , ego trip, egoism, egotism, face, gratification, happiness, honor, joy, pleasure, pridefulness, repletion, satisfaction, self-admiration, self-confidence, self-glorification, self-love, self-regard, self-respect, self-satisfaction, self-sufficiency, self-trust, self-worth, sufficiency

Delight

Off topic, but what the?!

[King_Rizzy]

Or was it Stalin that you referred to me as?

[Blitz]

Originally Posted by King_Rizzy Or was it Stalin that you referred to me as?

What?

No idea what you're talking about now. Is this a ploy for you to get me in trouble? You did threaten me earlier.

[King_Rizzy]

No malicious intent involved here

[Blitz]

Originally Posted by King_Rizzy No malicious intent involved here

I don't trust that smile.

Something is up.

[freelance_cricketer]

[WiiiCKET]

Nah.. KR that was WakaWaka not blitz.

[King_Rizzy]

Originally Posted by WiiiCKET Nah.. KR that was WakaWaka not blitz.

Are you sure?

[iZeeshan]

Originally Posted by King_Rizzy Are you sure?

Yep WakaWaka said you have a God complex. Don't worry, it's cool to have one sometimes

[King_Rizzy]

Originally Posted by iZeeshan Don't worry, it's cool to have one sometimes

Ahh, phew. I'm safe then.

[Shayan]

Easy guys it all fun as YK says

[Fireworks11]

^ needed a mod to cool things down.

[iZeeshan]

Blitz just loves riling people up

Maybe there's a complex for that?

[Blitz]

Originally Posted by Fireworks11 ^ needed a mod to cool things down.

[Pakistaniboy]

Originally Posted by Blitz

[saj001]

A win for you guys tomorrow would be awesome for all parties.

[Blitz]

With all the commotion, I had totally forgot about the cricket

[Fawad2010]

Originally Posted by saj001 A win for you guys tomorrow would be awesome for all parties.

All parties but

[Blitz]

I don't even think we need a chat nowadays to discuss strategies. No one sims anymore, and everyone knows our team nowadays anyway.


Our only selection dilema in ODs for poor pitches is Ahsan and Lethalsami.

I prefer Lethal to be honest. 9 overs from Ahsan could ruin the whole point, and if he's expensive, sim will start bowling one of the batters.

[LethalSami]

^^u better prefer me VC...

or i know how to trace ur IP address

[Blitz]

Originally Posted by LethalSami ^^u better prefer me VC... or i know how to trace ur IP address

I've wanted to pick you for every match.

[Blitz]

FC 1 (A) vs Raging Bulls: Won by 10 wickets
OD 1 (A) vs Dhamaker Dynamites: Lost by 29 runs
FC 2 (H) vs The Outlawz: Draw
OD 2 (H) vs Lightning Hawks: Won by 78 runs
FC 3 (A) vs Vicious Falconeris: Lost by an innings and 41 runs
OD 3 (H) vs Cerebral Assassins: Won by 2 wickets
FC 4 (H) vs Big Cats: Lost by 47 runs
OD 4 (A) vs Big Cats: Lost by 6 wickets
T201 (A) vs Dhamakedar Dynamites: Won by 9 runs
T202 (H) vs Big Cats: Won by 45 runs
T203 (A) vs The Outlawz: Lost by 20 runs
FC 5 (A) vs Cerebral Assassins: Won by 214 runs
OD 5 (H) vs Vicious Falconeris: Won by 5 Wickets
FC 6 (A) vs Lightning Hawks: Lost by 7 runs
OD 6 (A) vs The Outlawz: Lost by 4 wickets
FC 7 (H) vs Dhamakedar Dynamites: Won by 7 wickets

[Inswinger]

Blitz, the usual one day pitch?

[Blitz]

Originally Posted by Inswinger Blitz, the usual one day pitch?

Yep. Although I am so so tempted to go for excellent, given Raging Bulls bowling

[Blitz]

Actually, go Poor.

Remember, we have that backup, even if we lose on a poor pitch

[Inswinger]

Okay

[Blitz]

I'd say go for LethalSami over Ahsan. Especially with that bowling attack, we don't really need the extra bat. If we do, then its a disgrace.

[Inswinger]

So we're going with LethaSami in this one. Same XI as FC vs DD.

[Blitz]

No point changing a winning formula


Although, if we were to lose, everyone will think we should have gone for excellent

[Blitz]

Just noticed our next FC match is against DD

Instant revenge, or can we make it 4 losses in a row for them?

[Inswinger]

It's an away game. I can already see piles of 'research' on their desks.

[Blitz]

Originally Posted by Inswinger It's an away game. I can already see piles of 'research' on their desks.

Awesome gif.


Wonder what pitch they will go for. Don't think they would have the balls to go for excellent.

[Inswinger]

I'm thinking normal.

[Energy]

Great win in the end. The bowlers performed as a pack and all the batters did the demolition job.

[saj001]

Awesome job.

[Blitz]

Originally Posted by saj001 Awesome job.

Mind returning the favour in ODs against the cats?

[saj001]

Originally Posted by Blitz Mind returning the favour in ODs against the cats?

Would love to.

[Fawad2010]

Originally Posted by Inswinger It's an away game. I can already see piles of 'research' on their desks.

Lets see what wizardry they come up with

[Fawad2010]

I'm bored...

Lets start a mutiny against our captain!

[freelance_cricketer]

Originally Posted by Fawad2010 I'm bored... Lets start a mutiny against our captain!

Time for Inswinger to come on CHAT?

[Inswinger]

No insecurities here. I trust my teammates. I treat them as equals.

[saj001]

Originally Posted by Fawad2010 I'm bored... Lets start a mutiny against our captain!

Bismillah karo!

[Inswinger]

Originally Posted by saj001 Bismillah karo!

Bismillah karo tey roti khol doh

[saj001]

Originally Posted by Inswinger Bismillah karo tey roti khol doh

Tai apni apni plate phar lou.

[Inswinger]

Originally Posted by saj001 Tai apni apni plate phar lou.

Chacha double plata kyu pharan deya

[freelance_cricketer]

22 ji party ho ryi ae ?

[saj001]

Originally Posted by Inswinger Chacha double plata kyu pharan deya

Ek vich biryani, ek vich kebab.

[Inswinger]

Originally Posted by saj001 Ek vich biryani, ek vich kebab.

Tey chutni kan wich pani ah

[saj001]

Originally Posted by Inswinger Tey chutni kan wich pani ah

Oh Kebab dai uthay, sawad vadya hu janda hai.

[saj001]

Originally Posted by freelance_cricketer 22 ji party ho ryi ae ?

[Inswinger]

Originally Posted by saj001 Oh Kebab dai uthay, sawad vadya hu janda hai.

Vadya idea ve. Eik plate vich sab kuch dal lo tey jur jao

[Inswinger]

Fawad can you come on chat for a minute?

[Fawad2010]

be there in a sec.

[iZeeshan]

Can I come too? I feel left out

[Fawad2010]

Only if you post the transcript of your team discussions that went on with Wiiicket a couple of days ago

[I Believe in the Teesra]

Originally Posted by Fawad2010 Only if you post the transcript of your team discussions that went on with Wiiicket a couple of days ago

I think we'd all want that leaked

[iZaman]

Inswinger you should call Blitz to the chat as well.

[Inswinger]

Originally Posted by iZaman Inswinger you should call Blitz to the chat as well.

I've already heard from Blitz.

[iZeeshan]

Originally Posted by Fawad2010 Only if you post the transcript of your team discussions that went on with Wiiicket a couple of days ago

I'd make that deal but unfortunately those transcripts have gone missing. It's still a mystery in the Dynamite camp on how they disappeared.

[Inswinger]

I've been informed that iZaman is banned from PP. We've lost our 'A' contract bowler. Huge blow.