Heard the one about the old and young....

A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.

Old cock to Young cock : "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity.

Young cock : What ya mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired.

Old cock : Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here, can't I help you with some?

Young cock : No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.

Old cock : In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I win you shall allow me to have one hen and if I loose you will have all.

Young cock : O.K. What kind of competition?

Old cock : 50 meter run. >From here to that t! ree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.

Young cock : No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.

Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might.

Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds. Suddenly, Bang! ..... before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed, "What the hell ! This is the fifth GAY chicken I've bought this week !"

hahaha....PRICELESS!

Chacha...are you trying to convey something about age & wisdom?

Axcellent! Here's one I got from a friend a couple of days ago....

There was this guy and he had a girlfriend named Lorraine who was very
pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work and found that a new
girl had started working with him at his office. Her name was Clearly and
she was absolutely gorgeous. He became quite smitten with her and after a
while it became obvious that she was very interested in him too.

But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't do anything with Clearly while
he was still going out with his girlfriend. He decided that there was
nothing left to do but to break up with Lorraine and get on with Clearly.

He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to
do it. Then one day they went for a walk along the riverbank when Lorraine
slipped and fell into the river. The current carried her off and she
drowned.

The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and
singing and smiling and singing.

What was he singing, you ask???

Get ready…..it’s good…….

















I can see Clearly now .... Lorraine is gone....

Oh Perrr-lease!!

Gotcha! didn't it!

Ok here's a real desi-fied one from me. In Urdu orginally so had to translate it...anyway here goes:

A troubled man goes to a well renouned & learned peer (holy man) for help.

Entering his house he sees the peer has 2 tawtey (parrots) in a cage. When he looks closely he notices that one tawta is in sajda & the other is reading tasbih...

Amazed at the peer's powers, he asks if he can teach any old tawta how to do this to which the peer replies "Bilkul...aap bas tawta layye, baaqi ka main sambhaal loonga"

The man rushes off to buy a tawta but can't find one anywhere....
In the end he finds one shop which only has a tawtee (female). He thinks 'chalo tawta, tawtee, ek hi baat hai' & buys it.

He rushes back to peer & gives him the tawtee to perform his majic on....

Upon seeing this the tawta sitting in the cage doing tasbih nudges the tawta who is in sajda & says:

"Arey Chacha utho...Aap ki dua qubool ho gayee!"

Now I know what I should be doing....

mulan-how did you get/understand the punchline? I

Well...I understand a word here and there...

and the rest is just a matter of connecting the dots...

or reading between the lines...

or experience...

lolz at Ayubi one

ahahahaha


i fell off my chair.Thanks miggy.Just made my day.*still giggling to himself*

there are quite a few good tawta jokes

And you know all of them, non? ;)

Migsy, you wouldn't happen to be acquainted with the homophobic farmer would you?

I know quite a few, some of them pure hoot but ofcourse, can't put them down here, migsy would have an attack

What kind of attack? ;)

the hearty variety...

Thank heavens you're not like that Migsy ;)

Alhamdolillah janab !

Alhamdullilah indeed!

Thanks MIG... heading for an exam and needed this to cheer me up.

Good Luck nafajafam...

Remember, everyone passes - it takes real effort to fail !!!

watching TV instead of revising - thats not effort

no doing the simple things like going to classes, doing your assignments and passing is simple - working really hard to ensure that you fail - that takes effort !

i disagree with you - on that note i need to go to sleep cos i have to wake up in 5 1/2 hours for Uni

I thought you were staying up for the match

nice one miggy

tumharay jokes bhi oldies ke hain

Nope - cant be done im afraid, will have to follow it via net at uni if possible!

I have an assignment due in for Friday morning - to be on the safe side i want to hand it in 2moro or today rather so i need to finish it off!

GA answer sfor you in the architecture thread

ayubi

Ah ok.....I can't either, I have work in morning...Good to see your'e proactive in finishing you assignments...

Yep thats me - i got the assignment in early November and i started this week

Nice ! Reminds me that I'm starting my uni semester in three weeks, more assignments