Real Testimonials from Shaadi.com (Hilarious)

Got this in my email...some of you may have seen this already, the bolded ones are my favorite
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These are Boys ads taken from shaadi.com


These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors
have
no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the
heart!


Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar
after
reading this mail...


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- Hello To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don't have
female,
If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home. I am not a
good
education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u
welcome
to my heart...when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send
u
letter.. Thanks yours Regards Shekhar ~*~
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i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa
state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework


(Homework?)

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Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever.
she
may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which
the
entire life can run smoothly. thank you


(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
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she should be good looking and should have a service. she Should
have
one brother and one sister. she should be educated.


(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life.
I
love to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love.
I
am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i
love
myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on
........hold
my hand forever !!!


(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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i am simple boy.I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck
now
i am looking one gal she care me and love me lot lot lot


(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
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My wife should be as 'Shivani' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as
Tanwerr
as in KSBKBT......


(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding
too
much,ain't he?)

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i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in
house
but while stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast


(by not wearing her jeans? Wat the hell...)


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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY
TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE
1.THEY
MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY
SHOULD
NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.


(all of us are loughing{laughing**)

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whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be
someone
bride and she must think of the future life if she is too like this
she
would be called the woman of the lamp


(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this boy
wants)

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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i
love
thepatner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok


(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is
suffering from "Ok-syndrome")

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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1
CAR
AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK


(the "ok syndrome" again)

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I am pran my family history my two brother two sister and
Father&mother
sister complity marred


(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely'?)


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iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and
parent.
i
am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at
kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.


(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)


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my name is muhamad and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes


(height of desperation! J )


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Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she
havea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey.
IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you
are
beautiful.
but
iam not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that
Iam a
good guy. My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS YOUR.
bye bye.


(uttama purushan)

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iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.


(No comments)
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I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.


(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)


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hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i
divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the good
minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other
caste
accepted ...


(but credit cards not accepted..???)


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my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service


(Zebra..???)


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i'm looking out for who lives in bombay , girl simple who trust me
lot
should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.


(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)


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to be married on jan-2006. working woman perferable


(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a
bride.
I wish him best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will
get
one
soon.)


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i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.
because girl is the maharani.


(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)


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ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which
not
paying salary at present.


(Any takers again?)

These all seem to be from India.

bump

Some hilarious ads.

There is a an advertisement of shaadi.com at our nearest bus station As you'd expect the naujawan of England have defaced the advertisement....I cannot mention the exact nature of the vandalism here due to underage members like Rh and Zushy.

are the comments in the bracket your own saqib ???

All of them are desperate and lonely.

lol, I've seen these before, but still as funny as ever.

hasnt this been posted here b4 ??

is noddys advert still there,

lol, i remember wen i first saw it.

Hein ......I'm in my early 20's Kashif.....I suggest you think before posting.......

me was like dat when me was juszz 3!


no ..me iz still da sames

he was just joking - chill

nah, thats a carbon copy of what i got in my email

hahahahahah..........

man.
that was awesome

Whats wrong with Zushy lately, he cant seem to take a joke anymore...zushy u alrite?

the funniest thing about this is that when you scroll all the way down,
shaadi.com or jeevansathi.com ads are there...