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Gavaskar and Bedi recalled ICC to impose an unlimited international bowling penalty on Bush

ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN (CNN) - After a series of long-distance phone calls made by "the" Gavaskar and "the" Bedi (shades of Inzamam/Waqar) over to BCCI earlier this morning which lasted less than the amount of time you can say "Aaya mera chaand ka tukra", CNN newsreporter has fast learned that President George Bush has been placed under immense scrutiny after the clear case of vatta deliveries that he bowled in his short stay in Pakistan. Bush, who is proud of himself to be known in the entire round-universe as the "Super Power" was deeply saddened over the huge amount of toll sub-continent bowling has been under, especially after this recent storm.

Gavaskar, in his very short, but ultimately shocking 2-minute phone call to Sharad Power, was heard quoting "Hain? Yeh kiya ho raha hai? Hain? Yeh kiya dekh raha hoon mein apni aankhon kay samnay? Hain? Itni phurtee sey bowling, aur itnee taiz? Itni taiz to aaj tuk pooray Hindustan mein koi ball nahin phaink saka, aur yeh **** achaanak sey itni jaldi Amreeki Express ban gaya? Bum (bomb) sey uraa do saaley ko".

Similarly, Bishan Singh Bedi personally made his trip over to BCCI headquarters, and severly reprimand Bush for his bowling action. Unfortuantely, the meeting was held behind close doors, but this reporter, who traveled half-way across the globe just to take a glimpse at Mighty Ganguly, was bumped by a BCCI official on his way, who, according to close sources, had the following to say: "Bola na rey. Aaya tha na rey. Haan naa, bola na rey tairay ko. Chakkar lagaya tha us paagal buddhey nay. Apun kay bhaijey ki to chutnee banaa daalee rey."

Shaharyaar Khan has been in constant contact with CNN, and has defended Bush's bowling action. "Janab, dekhein, aap sub log is baat ka ghalat matlab lay rahey hain. Pakistan mein phast bau-la-rau (fast bowlers) ki koi kamee nahin hai. Hum jub chahein Mohammad Sami ko team mein wapis bula saktey hain. Ab dekhein naa, yeh to naa-insaafi hai. Har martaba Pakistan ki haar mein is becharay ko Aloo, timatar, piyaaz aur ganday anday partay hain, magar jub bhi hamari jeet hoti hai to merey puttar ka koi naam-o-nishaan hee nahin nazar aata. Yeh to sara-sar ziyaadti hai."

Final unusual moment of this story came when Arshad Khan, the world's best finger-artist, who can magically spin his bowls Shane-Warne-Style, touted Bush as next Afridi and Don Bradman. "Maarta hai, maarta hai. Chakkay bhi maarta hai. Dekha nahin, kiss tarah baal uthaa kay phaink diya stadium kay bahir saath wali sarak mein? Pata nahin aaj shaam ko dhaaba khulay gaa bhi, ya nahin. Tusi sunao, theek thaak ho pra reporter?"

More on this story as it develops...