Cricketers names

What names can you come up for cricketers?

who's a monster....BLAAJI -
Which player likes Animals.... Saeed JANWAR
Which player likes to go to Prison.... Amir GOJAIL
Which player thinks he's the boss of everyone....salim MALIK
Which player likes to chop people....inzimam ul HAQ
Which empire is a bird but has a p*n*s....dickie bird
Who is Brett Lee Favourite Actor..... Jet Lee.
What is Hayden's favourite Mortal Kombat charater.... Raiden.
What is Langer favourite type of Sausage.... Banger.
What does Vaas get his mum on mothers day.... a Vase
What is Shoaib Akhtar's occupation... Actor...
What is Youhana's favourite type of joke.... Yo Mama
Why isn't Inzi a juggler.... Coz he's to flimzi....
Which England player is Stupid.... TrescoTHICK
What is Trecothick's favourite supermarket.... Tesco
Which player says he'll do something but doesn't ever do it.....LARA
Which player likes to point....PONTING
Which players likes having wars....WAUGH
What is Bouchers favourite occupation...Butcher
What doesn't tikolo like ..... Being tickeled
What is Kallis's favourite colour...u guessed it..****
Which indian player shows off too much.. Ashish NAHRA ..LOL..beat that u
john
What equipment does kumble need to keep warm..a kamble ..lol
Which bangldesh player, eats to his maximum.. AshraFUL
What IS Zaheer Kahan scared off...... Zeher
Why does Inzi hate Afridi????........Coz he is too Greedy..
Who's inzi's favourite member of his family....his mam
Whats inzi's favourite drink,, ZAMZAM .
Whats Curtley Ambrose's favourite council..Kirklees.... KIRKLEES AMBROSE
Which players is alwys tired.. Shane WARNEd out
Which Pakistan player is a 3 in 1 ..Javed ME and DAD...
which player likes spaghetti......Mohammed SAMYA
which player likes it from behind.....Salman BUTT
which player rescues fair maidens......Nick KNIGHT
which player is a shane warne wannabe....Saurav GOOGLY
which player tastes good with fish....Herschelle CHIPS
which player doesnt like sharaab.....Gary SOBERs
which player is a transvestite.....Mike HUSSEY
which player likes mangoes.....Ian BOTH-AMB
Which player likes to cut people....KAPIl Dev
Which players goes to court a lot.....COURTney Walsh
Which player likes holding on....Michael HOLDING
Which player talks in riddles....RIDLEY Jacbobs
which player is a vegetable.....MULIItharen
whos a musician...singarkara
Nah faw..will leave the pie eating to Kevin PIE EATER SON
which player is dirty minded..RANDAtunga
which english batsemns a bit wiered....markus tresGOTHIC
Which indian player is always scared..mohamed KHAUF
Which Pakistani player is related to Indian God "Kishan"...... Dannish
Kaneria - Kishan Kaneyia (Zee's feeble attempt)
Which Pakistani player is always afraid.....Shahid AFRAIDi
which player is a wet vegetable......dannniel WET..TORI
Which cricked player created his own brand of laxatives.....V.V.A LAXman
Which player in red in colour....madan LAL
Which player is half indian half monglian....Dinesh MONGIA
Which player cries all the time....ROHAN Gavaskar
Which player thinks he's 10 times prettier than everyone else....shiv SUNDER
DAS
Which player reckons he's worth a hundred thousand..V.V.S.LAKHsman
Which player comes, gives and goes.....Ajay JA DE JA
Which player gets into anger quickley.....Sunil JOSHi
Which player likes Saag...Shaun PALLACK
which player makes most of his money on big eid.....Mark BUTCHER
which player is a suur......Matthew HOGgard
which player is a JAVA freak....Umar GUL
which player is a kuta..mathew DOGard

ARE YOU A FRUITE CAKE

You what tradecars?

snazir6 this is hilarious

i am not going to take take credit for all of it. me and my mates have a emailing list set up (used for time pass) and we came up with it as a joint effort. Good of way of killing time at work.

way to go man, i love the nahra one

Great stuff, snazir6.

this stuff is lamely funny, good work if u made that list with ure mates

I don't want to be rude but it is kinda lame.

I am on the list with snazir6 which came up with these - and when ur bored at work....u come up with all sorts of stupid stuff to keep u entertained - lol

Hitman if you dont like..well tough...some people find it funny and as Baadshah says we did it on The Professional list to keep us entertained.

Just my opinion!

Hitman has always been a problem child on this forum.

i suppose we can excuse him then..if its just him bieng normal

What makes you say that?

I take my words back. It is the funniest thing I've read all day!

That should make your day.

My bad shot at humor?

Lols its ok bachoo

Yep.

Don't try to patronise me grandad!

listen to ur own advice Hitman
best advice u will get all day

If you say so.

Hitman is the best guy to #$%& the whole mood of the forum, aren't you Hitty?

Yeah. I'm evil.

putaar be respectful to your elders..

Mr baadshah Hitman is bechara bacha in his nappies..needs to grow up yet..

You wanted me to laugh at your jokes, right?

nope..u assumed again beta

hitman's gone away....tryin to think of a clever comeback..........bechara - lol

gone to ask someon1 what he should say..

Hitman is thinking hard
goin thru his fonebook
askin gary google