House Raid - Police Had 'No Choice'

House Raid Police Had 'No Choice'

Police had "no choice" but to raid a house in east Londonistan after being told Muslims may be found there, a senior Met officer has said.


Heavy Handed?

Assistant Commissioner Adolph Plod said they received "specific intelligence", although nothing has yet been confirmed whether any Muslims were found. “We always treat all intelligence with due care but we had to place greater emphasis on this operation as it came from a reliable source. Some may say that we were a little heavy handed in sending 25,000 policemen, a couple thousand armoured cars, several hundred tanks, tens of Fighter Jets and a Warship into the 2 up 2 down terraced house in quiet Curry Street, just off Akbar Square in East (Azad) Londonistan in the early hours of Friday morning.” However graffiti scribbled in crayon and signed GWB (BNP, NF, C18), stating that men looking like Osama Bin laden and dressed in loose fitting clothes could clearly be seen inside the house, was found outside the local Police force’s prestigious headquarters at Abu Gharaib Towers.



Meeting In LARGE NUMBERS THREAT!!!!!!

“After getting such potentially damaging information we just had to act. If we hadn’t and had let these Muslims go about their daily business, particularly on a Friday, there could have been an enormous castrophe,” added Deputy Asst Commissioner Stalin Plodder who incidentally has been recently demoted in controversy after it was revealed that he had been conducting secret meetings with a croquet mallet over the previous 3 years. “We have also been monitoring a building with a domed shaped roof in the local vicinity and there is good reason to believe that they may even have been planning to meet up with fellow Muslims in large numbers that very afternoon at that location. We had to act!” DACS Plodder explained.



Asian Doctor Abuses NHS

In the raid two men were arrested on suspicion of being Muslim - one of whom was shot 32 times and stabbed repeatedly all over allegedly mistakenly by his own brother - after Friday's raid.

Satvinder Singh Virdi, 7, was treated in hospital for being Muslim. Then immediately after a through examination by Consultant Kanjoush Patel Panesar, lasting nearly 31 secs and costing the British (non Muslim) taxpayer £258,794,346.81 as part of the new stringent performance based NHS contracts, he was transferred straight to Belmarsh high security Prison.

He was detained along with his brother, 93-year-old Harbinder Singh Virdi, on suspicion of saying Shahada under their breath in an open area which both men have denied.

Police said the search of the terraced house in Curry St could take until the end of the Century. Mr Oswald Moseley, head of the Met's Specialist Operations (East London Black Shirts Division), said “police had not yet found what they were looking for, but documents and computers had been taken away for analysis. However if we still don’t find anything by the end of the week then we will not hesitate in planting evidence on the hard disk and may even call on our IT expert (should that be pervert? Ed) Garry Glitter to help us with the task.”


'Anger and confusion'

Columnist Melanie Phillips, author of new book “Londonistan” writing in the Daily Mail, a newspaper noted for its liberal outlook and sympathetic views on immigration and Islam said this was a "crucial time" for the Muslim community.

"The danger is the trust between civilised community and Muslims may be broken. We ordinary law abiding people feel very vulnerable and under attack from these beardy weirdy book reading hookhanded one-eyed asylum seeking lunatics."

She continued "the Muslims needed to speed up their forced repatriation to RagHeadLand as the cost of funding such raids in the future would only add to the frustration, confusion and anger felt by most decent hard working white BNP Voting Daily Mail readers. The sooner these uncivilised barbaric zealots are sent back the better. Why they can’t return to Iraq or Afghanistan is beyond me. Why come here? Some of these so called people have never even seen a copy of the Daily Mail. So we are talking about animals that certainly do not fit into our way of life.


The Brother Did It!

Mr Virdi's solicitor, Mohammed Younus, said detectives conducted a "preliminary interview" with his client on Monday evening and he expected more questioning on Tuesday.

Earlier, he said he was "very coherent" and "very clear what happened", adding that "there was no struggle" with armed officers.

"He was coming down a flight of stairs, his brother was behind him and above him on the stairs. He mistakenly believes that he was shot from in front by an officer at close range," he said.

The Metropolitan Police have never said a warning was given - an official statement said only that “a man looking older than 6 had received gunshot wounds numbering more than 1 but less than 33. It was his bruv – the old looking guy who done it – honest Guv.”



New Stringent Guidelines

A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said that, as new guidelines were now in place after the mistaken shooting of Menezes, it was inappropriate for them to comment while an Independent Police Complaints Commission (IPCC) investigation into the incident was under way. The new measures mean that we no longer shoot foreign looking suspects in public areas where there may be eye-witnesses. We no longer “advise” eye witnesses to inform the press (Sky News) that the suspect was “Pakistani Looking” and running away from Police. We also undertake extra care with our racial profiling and stringently test any intelligence we receive. After the embarrassment of the Menezes incident where the suspect was found after lengthy testing to be distinctly white and Brazilian we make sure that the victim is at least brown before we murder him. If he eats curry and has downloaded clips of Nai Zindaghi Naya Jeevan, especially programmes prior to 1979 then we are pretty certain we have a nailed on case for an execution (shouldn’t that be conviction Ed?).

We will not comment further until we get accounts from all 25,000 policemen and women who witnessed the shooting."

Met detectives have permission to hold both men until they are executed which is likely to be sometime on Wednesday

I want to laugh- but its no laughing matter.

Only consolation - if he had been Brazilian, he'd be dead already.

No laughing matter certainly. Just expressing anger at their (our) plight in another way.
Hope they sue the pants off PC Plod. Fat chance though.

This is not funny

Have you missed the point?

Nope, just saying that you shouldnt really be making fun of this subject. But whatever

It's a GREAT ppost by Amoeba - I want to laugh - but anger takes over at the way OUR basic and fundemental rights are apparently of no value.

Hey -but its OK and it has to be done in the name of 'anti-terrorism'.

Methinks they should nt call it INTELLIGENCE anymore...

Intelligence and Police aren't two words which normally go together which is what my post was trying to highlight.

Khanpuri

Shouldn't really have to explain - but I'm not making fun of the brothers' suffering, nor am I making fun of the plight of Muslims. I am ridiculing the police's actions and how it is presented in the media. If I offended anyone then I'm sorry but I don't think anyone who understood the post would be offended - just anger at what's happening around us.

Humour has always been used in such context as shown by the example of the Alternative Comedy scene which originated as a reaction to Thatcher / Reagan..

Don't see why you had to quote me uncle jee

I just think that the fact hat 2 of our brothers are in custody should not be the subject of humour

he still fails to grasp the point .

@ the so called intelligence

What a surprise - the Police have been given more time to detain the poor brothers. They now have upto Saturday to plant the evidence. After which everyone will be interested in the World Cup and it will probably not even make the news when they are released without charge. Certainly not compared to some scouse scally's big toe which demands blanklet coverage in all the media!

The World Cup hasn't even started yet and I'm already bored of it!